Why do girls always want red?

>dyed hair
Easiest way to weed out the crazy women

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>>14112648

You might be on to something.

red is the fastest color
and flashy

Red is proven to be the sexiest color

>>14112635

It's attention grabbing.

They want attention.

>>14112635

Why do men always want pink?

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>>14112711
lel

>>14112660
Red it must be 3x as fast as any other colour.

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>>14112799
char pls take those dubs and go back to Lalah OH WAIT YOU CAN'T

attention.

>>14112635
>old Malibu in drive
>daughter gets new Vette
...

>>14113300
She bought that car with her own money, believe it or not.

>>14113326
Got link to her camshow?

>>14113343
Semi-famous Youtube gamergirl
SSSniperwolf

>>14113355
Ah, she one of those girls who webcams herself playing games and models at cons. Good hustle.

>>14113371
>good hustle

damn straight. simps gonna simp

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>>14113371
>>14113326
>>14113378
>week old garbage in car
>auto

makes more money than 99% of the people on this board from making dumb youtube videos on youtube

I hate loser geeks and autists so much. they are the idiots funding whores like this and making them rich for doing nothing

>>14112635
bc they're whores
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vMNeOUwA1Y

>>14113392
>I love you all :D

Duh.

Ferrari's are red, so red = Sports car.

Call yourself a car fan?

I'm a grill btw :-)

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She likes big, too

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>>14113461
>Official Wolf Clothing

>>14113392
>I hate loser geeks and autists so much. they are the idiots funding whores like this and making them rich for doing nothing

This so much, I can't hate the whores for spending money, but I sure can hate the desperate nerds paying $50 to hear her say thank you

>>14113392
Her career won't last more than a decade, and neither will the money if she's spending it like it's endless.

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>>14113392
>buys 50k sports car
>gets autotragic
why do people do this

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>>14113556
>already rusting

>>14113586
>Women
>Manual

>>14113583
She takes care of the fattest slob neckbeard you ever seen.
Does nothing all day but eat and play and watch vidya.

>>14113586
murica

>>14113563
>it's a wolf tee with cheese doodle crums and pit stains

>>14113556

>tfw no farm raised country gf

>>14113610
My mom and grandma both drove manual
Is this an american thing?

literally want to nuke all of those neckbeards just feeding these lazy bastards money.. jesus it brings my blood to a boil

>>14113646
yes. 98.8% of the female population barely know how to drive decently let alone do that with manual

>>14113651
Why? Get yourself a qt 3.14 and milk those betas.

>>14113651

someone is envious.

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>>14113667
you're onto something here...
>>14113669
cause what the fuck nigga i want to sit around and have fat slobs pay me all day just for having a pussy

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>>14113607
She don't mind. I'm sure your body was in even worse shape when you were 16 years old.

>>14113644
Have this

>>14113691

oh god pls moar

>>14112635
that bitch is disgusting looking

>>14113556
bitch needs to run or squat, those legs are unacceptable

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>>14112635
>buys 60k car with youtube whorebux
>still lives with dad who drives a 20 year old chevy
classy lady
also you could carve stone on that jawline

>>14112635
>tfw I know where that is

>>14113707
Even chicks skimp on leg day.

>>14113392
Is she a furfag or what

>>14113721
That's her neckbeards car.
Do some research

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>>14113707
Oh she squats

>>14112648
Dyed hair is the female fedora

>>14113326
Probably from Cuckhold Welfare.
She gets paid a stress tax, go on /pol/ and you'd be shocked.

>>14113657
That's why when you drive in a red car you get pulled over.

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I presume because of the holidays, part of a blood gang, or maybe.

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Because we as a people didn't develop vagina-pink pigments until it was already in the collective unconscious

>lives under parents roof and whores herself out for money
>bought herself murican power she can't even drive and lets her dad continue to drive his shitheap
The American Dream

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I like a good not aggressively red car. I find them pretty damn attractive.

>not dating a girl that prefers white

>>14112635
attention.

>>14116451
She just bought that house.

400k

>>14116451
well to be fair maybe dad likes his shitheap

>>14113618
picks of neckbeard bf plz

I want to see if I'm ugly enough to date a hot girl

>>14113651
Nuke the NEETs

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>>14113618
This guy?

>>14112635
To mach their toenails

>>14117528
That's an old shot, that MF three time that size now.

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>>14117528

>>14112635
In my own personal experience, girls always want green.

>>14112635

The color most commonly associated with the devil, most suiting for unintellectual sea demons unworthy of my cunning wit, dashing wardrobe, and intellectual prowess.

*tips fedora
*slightly unsheathes katana

Please don't insult me with your meager, materialistic demands.

*phases out of the room

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what a coincidence

>>14113556
>>14113691
Fuck she reminds me of my high school gf.

>>14116509
ew what is that ugly vw
i bet it's ff too

>>14117528
She looks good. :)

>>14117528
he prob has money

>>14112635
Geezus. She literally has the perfect body shape and size of any female ever.

>>14113392
Women like this make me want to sell personal information on the deepweb again

>>14120465
Sure.. If you have Low T.

>>14120452
He has shit, you see his car in OP's pic

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my car is red but im a dude.

you got a fucking problem bro?

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>>14112648
>>14112659

Green is the worst car color.
The only acceptable car colors in order from best to meh are white, silver, black blue and red.

>>14114334
I came here to say this, but this guy already said it
95% of the time I still would though.

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>>14122027
y-yellow?

>>14122051
>95% of the time I still would though.
this guy gets it

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>>14122027
Whaaa

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>>14122109
b-baka

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>>14122122
Sorry senpai

>>14116852
Who the fuck likes their shithead over a c7? I like my car, which is not a shithead at all, and would trade it any day of the week for a C7. I don't care if it's even a color I dislike, Id learn to like it.

>>14122163
>shithead

>>14121804
G8 is decent in red

>>14122172
shit
heap
you shit
head

>>14121804
But why is the Buick parked on your lawn when there's clearly another space?

Is your gramps senile?

>>14122163
i'd definitley keep my old car over a c7
you'd understand if you weren't completely devoid of principles, and had any actual enthusiasm.

>>14122205
>you'd understand if you weren't completely devoid of principles, and had any actual enthusiasm.

It's a fucking car m8. Is this you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0S642NtHtE

>>14122222
why are you here

>>14122229
Last time I checked most people don't fuck their cars bro

>>14121811

kek'd

>>14122205
lmao at this fucking faggot

>>14113685
That picture is too good.

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>>14112635
8454 W Granada Rd, Phoenix, Arizona

brb, gonna go take a shit in her pool.

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>>14122679
hmm

>>14122205
Found the faggot posting from a Starbucks.

>>14122701
Shouldn't have posted 2 routes, now the anon is going to triangulate your position and take a shit in your pool too

>>14112635
mix of attention and period trauma

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>>14122731
all colors BTFO

>>14122728
jokes on him i don't own a pool

>>14122679
not the same property. look at the edge of the rock bed, in googlemaps it has an edge, in the op it doesn't.

>>14122728
2 routes, triangulate....boy have you fucked up.

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>>14122779
for now

>>14122795
Did you know if you know the length of two sides of a triangle, and the angle between them, you can find the length of the third side? Pretty cool shit, I think they teach it in astrophysics doctorate programs.

>>14122893
it'd be neat if some anon came up with at least my neighborhood based on the google maps thing desu

>>14113657
I know a few girls that can drive stick, and drive well. But those are the exception not the rule

>>14122679
Her house is directly across the street from this house

>>14112635

Red is sexy.

What matters more is the type of car, your bank account and how you look.

>>14116661
>>14112696

underrated

>>14122755
That is the most arab thing I have ever seen.

>>14122893
Do it, trigfag

>>14113392

>no tits in thumbnails

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>14112648
Virgin detected

>>14129979
Okay then it's the easiest way to weed IN the craziest women. Is weeding in a thing?