How is a hearse for a DD

Killer

deadly

Everyone will be dying for a ride.

Please respond

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>>14096217
Pretty cool.

slow and heavy.

will make you attractive to pseudo-edgy church girls who just got into British TV and want to be all weird and goth

>>14096217
>How is a hearse for a DD
Pretty damn funny if you work at a retirement home.

You made this same thread the other day, just shut the hell up

It would be practical if you need to haul alot of stuff

>>14096301
kek

>>14096217
Why would someone use a hearse for DDing?

>>14096276

This
Also expect single digit gas mileage if its a pre 1970s, and a nightmare to park.

And get ready for edgy goth band fags to want to chat and washed up goth "milfs" that still dont believe peter steeles dead to want rides for free.

Spoopy.

>>14098319
You could throw a mattress in the back for sleeping, too.


Not that I'd, y'know, recommend doing that.

buy hearse
cut off roof

you now have drop top limo swag mobile

pop a bed in the back

go swag on some hoes

>>14096217
you'll look autistic but if you crash and die atleast you can go straight to a funeral plot

>>14098351
>washed up goth milfs
sounds pretty hot if its what i think senpai

The old ones are literally the size of a full size crew cab truck, only not as tall so you have even less of an oversight over their dimensions.

>>14098653
this
washed up goth MILFs are my fetish

Hellish

>>14098653
>>14098672

No trust me its not.
Put a 50 year old biker bitch hag in all black and make her teeth ragged as fuck. Thats what will be asking for rides. Its awful

>>14096217
Be prepared for a bunch of white trash juggalos/Rob Zombie fan moms that drank and smoked while their kids were in the womb

>>14098799
thats pretty specific, got any pictures?

>>14098799
does she got a fat ass?

>>14096217
pretty spooky

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>>14096217
edgy, tbqh

>>14098818
I'm sure it was. 20 years ago. Now it's saggy and filled with cellulite.

>>14098366
I wouldn't do that.. the back compartment doesn't have door handles on the inside.
Also they are heavy as fuck and drive really weird.