ITT: We Pretend We're Normies

>Corvettes are great value for the money

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>>14094681
I love supras
Fuck

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>>14094681
>Tesla´s will save the planet

Toyotas are uber reliable and the hybrids are technologically advanced...

>when I get rich I will buy a ferrari!

>>14094702

>y not a Porcha

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this looks good, is reliable and pretty fun to drive!

American muscle is the best!

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>>14094681
>GTR is king.

American muscles are thirsty!

>>14094681
>I'll restore it.

fwd has its merits

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DAYUM
THAT SHIT IS HOT

my favorite companies: apple, tesla, spacex
my favorite sites: jalopnik, the verge, reddit

>>14094717
>implying normies care about what drivetrain their A to B transportation has

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What about this beauty...

>>14094717
FWD is great though dickhead
why does everyone on /o/ pretend to be retarded
i swear
there are people here who if offered a 1983 base Toyota Corolla Sedan for free or a 2016 Honda Civic Type R or Fiesta ST for free they'd chose the corolla

>>14094713
Everyone loves the GTR.

>he drives a manual lol he's been watching too much fast n furious

>>14094728
>fwd is great
lol

>anon why the heck do you want to shift your own gears? Isnt that hard and like... dangerous?
>american cars are bad. My mom said so
>id never drive anything but toyota or honda
>Why am i supposed to know what kind of engine i have?
>i cant get a car anon my student debt is too high to get a loan (buy used dumb nigger)
>damn bro ur whip needs rims itll b tite
>self driving cars are gonna be so cool i cant wait
>my car is fine without an oil change. Its gone 20k without and its just fine

Tons more. I hate normies

>>14094736
he's in his persona

>I bought a VW. Real German quality bro!

>>14094734
Manual rules!

>He has a Merc, he must be rich

>You bought a 4x4? What about the environment?

>Why would you spend £X on an old car?

>Ooh, he has a 65 plate car, he must be doing well for himself!

>The speed limit is 70 mph, why on Earth do you need a car that can go faster?

>The speed limit is a limit, you can drive slower, what's the rush?

>The middle lane on a motorway is the safest, I'll just sit in here.

>This crossover is much safer than a normie hatchback

>Last winter we had terrible ice and a bit of snow, I need 4 wheel drive!

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This better?

>>14094736
>>14094740
Get over yourselves kids

>>14094757
How the fuck does one work on something like that? Looks all closed off.

No knowledge of car mechanics btw

>>14094770
With difficulty, the oil filter is down the left hand front wing which is sitter to get to!

>I can't wait for the next scrappage scheme, this '09 car is on it's last legs

>Driving is not a hobby, it's something you just do to get to work

>If I buy a crossover, I will be able to go snowboarding and mountain biking like those guys in the adverts, despite being a fat cunt

>Why are you so upset that my kid hit your car with the door, it's just a car

>"It's just a car"

>>14094770
By spending 8-10 hours pulling absolutely everything out before you even get to working on anything

Omg anon just buy a new car it's a lot cheaper.

Some from my grandpa

>American cars are all trash anon you should get a corolla

>my VW is the best vechicle out there

>You should never have a car with more than 4 cylinders

>The japanese sure showed the world how to make a car.
Hes never had a jap car.

>why did you get a stick shift? Its such a hassle

>Your car is too loud anon you should fix it

>>14094787
Sounds like a pain in the fucking ass. Is this why luxury repairs are so expensive? Not because of the scarcity of parts, but the clusterfuck designs??

My wife is talking about replacing her Ford Fiesta.
>"It's between a Honda CRV or a Toyota RAV4.

>>14094796

to be fair 4 cylinder engines are my favorites

>What's an Alfa Romeo?

>Electric cars are the future!

>It's not safe to play music loudly while driving

>This car has auto braking, I don't need to pay attention. What is this? 2011?

>>14094736
It is though I'd rather have fwd in a 4 cylinder car than rwd

Why don't you just buy a new car instead of spending money on that old shitbox? It doesn't even have touchscreen navigation!

>>14094796
I don't know man, 90's JDM was a fucking magical time.

That DB7 GT I posted took 1 and a half hours just to do oil and filter! MEGA expensive parts and yet the filter was just the same as a 2.0litre ford focus!

>>14094798
Just get a civic. I doubt she needs awd suvs

>>14094813
I like japanese cars too and ive had a few. My grandpa just fanboys VW and praises toyota/honda despite never having one. I just think hes ignorant about it

Why do you need a sports car? The speed limit is only 55 MPH

>>14094798
>Fiesta
Rav 4, reliable and better off road!

>>14094833
55 mph? 70 mph here and that's only when "they're" looking...

>Its cool to have a tripcode on an anonymous image board
>Im gunna be famous someday
>without this name my posts would be meaningless

Owning a fast car is expensive. I'm perfectly happy with my Honda pilot.

>>14094797
Got a '97 Cadillac I really like. I need to replace the engine before it shits its head gasket, but after the aftermarket engine, labor, associated parts, and work on the tranny ("You really should, while we're in there. If that goes next, it's going to be another 2G's in labor just getting to the damn thing to replace it.") It'll cost ten grand getting my car reliable. Breaks my heart, but I'm dumping her.

>>14094833
Your saturn isnt a sportscar

>>14094728
Honestly I bet 95% of /o/ would choose the old corolla.

I know i would.

>Oh, you have a two-seater? Aren't those really fast and dangerous?

>>14094717
>fwd has its merits

>>14094728
>why does everyone on /o/ pretend to be retarded

That created butthurt fast. Is the things said here supposed to mean the opposite?

>>14094728
100% honest i'd choose the old Corolla.
Or atmost take the newer one sell it, buy the Corolla and LS SWAP BABY!

>>14094914
More like
>two seats? How do you carry your kids?

My dream car is a supra or r34 gtr

The slightly car inclined normie/the car newbie
>RWD is king! Nothing can beat RWD!
>only RWD vehicle he's driven is a pickup

>I need an SUV! All the other trophy wives and soccermoms have them!
>Why would you bring your car to anybody but the dealership, they know best. They recommended all the extra stuff I need to do to keep my car better!
>How does this cost so much to fix! I don't know what it is or what it does, but I know it should be cheap!

>wow, he has a BMW! he must be rich
>shit nigga yous got a BMW we rich naw
>needa get sum rims on yo bimmer nigga shit'll be tite

and here come the parents ones

>don't buy a BMW, your insurance will go up hundreds of dollars and you'll be spending thousands of dollars a year on repairs
>don't buy a datsun, they don't even exist anymore so if anything breaks there's no way to get parts for it
>what are you doing under your car? take it to [insert whatever shitty small town Midwest mechanic they go to], he's a professional
>why would you buy a stick shift anon? you should focus on the road instead of worrying about what gear you're in
>your car is too loud anon, you should get it fixed. listen how much louder it is than my toyota
>you don't need more than four cylinders anon
>(when in car with me) WHOAAOAOA SLOW DOWN YOU'RE GOING TO KILL US
I'm sure there are more but we'll leave it at that.

>>14095186
oh, forgot one
>stick shifts are unsafe, you need to keep both hands on the steering wheel at all times

>4k rpm in 1st
>"SLOW DOWN!"

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My BMW is so reliable. I only had to get the transmission fixed once this year!

#selfie
#whitepride
#funnystuff

:)

>supercars are so cool

Those new weird VeeDubya transmission things are really dangerous, no?

>>14094869
exactly.

Oh wow, Stacy sent me a text! I better look at my phone and check facebook while I'm at it and endanger literally everybody within a 30 mile radius of my crossover!

>>14095186
The BMW needing thousands in repairs is true though.

Bmws are all pieces of unreliable shit.

>yeah... I think ill probably get a Lamborghini or Ferrari when I get older

Every UK "car spotter" which is somehow a career

>>14095328
I've driven mostly BMWs for about ten years now, and I've never had a significant problem. Sure, some dumb stuff happens now and then, but never anything to do with the engine or transmission.

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>>14095186
>>14095215

>Quickly accelerate to the speed limit, pass someone, or take a turn faster than being at a dead stop
>"YOU DRIVE LIKE A MANIAC ANON"
>proceeds to gasp and mash invisible brake

>>14094913
>>14094956

>literally proving my point
10/10 proved that /o/ knows jack shit

>>14095328
>has never owned a BMW
I can't speak for the newer ones but my E39 has been reliable as shit, the only major things it's ever needed is a cooling system overhaul at 100k miles.
Guarantee anybody who thinks these are unreliable is an American, regular maintenance seems to be unheard of in the US so shit is obviously going to break after, for example, you go 100k miles without changing your fuel filter and your fuel pump dies from the strain and your injectors get filled with dirt.

>>14095328
this is the same type of cunt that will tell you a corvette is reliable and easy to work on

>>14095354
That's my dad in a nutshell. I used to have a first gen Honda fit with a slushbox

I floored it in first gear and he started screaming, "ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON!!!!!!". nigga i could run faster than that car could accelerate

>I can't wait for self driving cars
>Who would pay 150k for a Nissan? Why wouldn't you just get a Ferrari?
>My dream car is a Bugatti Veyron
>I've been thinking about buying a lambo door kit for my Mustang
>Worse gas mileage means its a faster car
>Who would even buy a Poorsh? They're such girly cars.
>You should really let a professional change your oil, you don't know what you're doing
>No, a V-12 is faster than a V-8 cause it has more cylinders, get it?

>>14095186
I got slightly pissed off reading this
> parents say 60% of those

>>14095354
>mash the gas
>hoon a turn

>>Damn it I know this guy is way too autistic to drive properly get me off this death machine before I die or get hurt...

>post their reactions on a american cotten weaving revolutionary discussion event planning calender's foot-note URL

>>14095458
>hurr I can't drive
>Let slow down so much that I jam it in neutral and wait for gravity to push me through a turn

>>14095436
>Who would spend 150k for a Nissan?
Well, why would you? For that you could buy 15 Chevys.

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>>14094719
why

just why

>>14095490
Nigga please, you could buy 150 Corollas for that kind of money.
Hell, you could buy 300 Twingos for that.

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>When I'm rich and famous I want a Lamborghini!
>Which one?
>uhhhhh...

>>14096185
>>Which one?
>>uhhhhh... a gold one..?
ftfy

A corolla is really all anyone ever needs.

>>14094710
The worst looking accord ever

>>14096213
but this is true, objectively speaking no one really needs more than a Corolla unless they need to tow lots of heavy stuff

>>14094727
Based on that steering wheel you have to be Jewish to drive it

>Hondas are the most reliable brand
>Jaguars are Exotic
>all sportscars are unreliable

>ITT: bitter /o/tists projecting

>>14096221
objectively speaking kill yourself

>>14095324
My line of work sometimes has me in ritzy neighborhoods and the people there are the worst about it. I scared the shit out of some lady because I yelled at her to get off her fucking phone as I drove past, and I didn't realize that her window had been rolled down. She juggled the thing for like 2 seconds while gasping and sped off.

>>14096221
the statement isn't untrue, but the issue is it boils shit down to needs which unless you're an absolute poor Somalian isn't what life is about. If needs were all that matters we'd all be living in those little Japan style apartments with just enough space to hold our living essentials and we'd wear simple clothes that disregard aesthetic appeal or comfort. People who aren't into cars don't understand that to some people cars aren't just an appliance that serves a purpose like a kitchen stove.

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mfw I drive a bought a new Corolla last year.

It's literally the perfect car for what I've asked of it. 100 mile round trip commute daily. Cheapest cost of ownership ever. I just wish I had enough cash to get another car that makes me feel.

>>14096363
Exactly, I never said owning anything other than a Corolla was a bad thing. One may only need a Corolla, but want a Lamborghini or a Porsche or something.

It's alright, it gets you from A to B

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>>14094685
But this is true

>>14094708
>Porcha? You say it funny, It's Porshh anon

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>>14096740

BORSCHT?

>>14096219
as a honda fan, I agree

>>14094691
How does loving supras make you a normie?

>>14094685
But they are

Price/performance wise, it's hard to beat a Corvette, assuming you can't wrench yourself and we're talking about new OEM cars

>Just got a job in middle management, better buy a range rover
>clarkson said the range rover eveeeeerrrk is the first convertible 4x4 in the world, I bet it is!
>only lorries use the left lane and people driving in the right hand lane drive too fast! I'll just stick in the middle lane and vary my speed between 40 and 90 (adjust if your country drives on the wrong side of the road)
>it's raining, the suns going down and there is a mist....don't need my lights on
>it's a nice calm clear night, better put my fog lights on

>>14094681

>Why would you buy a car with more than 200,000km on it, anon. It's practically junk.
>Why not buy a nice new car like mine.
>I even got a low monthly payment on it.
>It'll be all paid off in 96 months.

>>14095356

Keep you 3000lb fwd dustbuster, faggot.

>>14094782
takes the cake

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>>14094782
>"It's just a car"

>>14094681
>I sure am glad I leased my car, It's all of the perks of ownership with none of the responsibility!

>>14096740
Its said as "Pous (with a lil bit of 'R' sound here) chee", you retards.

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>>14096185
>buying a badge

Fuck that, if I ever end up rich I'm buying an A70 Lancer and 4G63T swapping it.

>>14094753
i usually get into massive arguments with people like these

>>14094742
Normies don't buy Volkswagens. They used New or Used Civics or SUVs.

>>14095335

Mate, in this country we have Eddie Stobart spotters.

I don't put fucking anything past us.

I swear our car scene is the worst in Europe.

>fog lights really make me see the road better, and I absolutely need them on at every possible moment

/o/ is like %80 normie its basically Facebook.

>>14096740
>>14096754
>>14098517
> be me, own a 944, receive the following:
> how fast is your porch anon
> you must be ritch anon you have a porscher
> how can you afford a porsceh anon
> anon why don't you get a practical car?
> isn't the automatic porrsch faster
> you work on your porche anon? doesn't the dealer know better
> don't ride in anons porschee he drives to fast

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

> you dont need a nice car. you just need something that will get you to point A to point B!

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DUDES CHECK OUT MY NEW CAMERO BRO BRAH BREH BRUH FOR MY SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAY THANKS DAD CAN'T WAIT TO LAY RUBBER IN THE HIGHSCHOOL PARKING LOT ON MONDAY #YOLO #MUSSELCARS4LYF

>>14099198
I just use them because I like the way they look

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>Fucking modern cars with their useless warning lights and beeps
>They just want you to bring it to a shop every month to make more money
>I'm just gonna ignore them, engine runs fine.

>>14094691
Fuck, that's tasty.

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>>14099275
AW SHIT GUYS I TOTALED MY CAR IT WASNT MY FAULT THE WHEELS JUST LOST GRIP I SWEAR IM GONNA SUE THE TOWN FOR DIRTY ROADS

>>14094757
>>14094770
All of that shit you see is plastic, anon. I'm not saying its easy, but its not as bad as it looks.

>>14099326
>gee dad, your engine sure sounds like shit
>just needs a tuneup lmao!!
50 thousand kilometers without an oil change will do that

you can't drive a rwd car in the snow/rain!!!

>>14098096
I've only ever heard that once from a friend of mine.
When I offered to wash his car after I'd borrowed it for a 3k mile road trip.

>>14099367
First off, that face me a good chuckle. Second... MY MUSTANG WILL BEAT U

>>14094753
It is a speed limit asshole.
>I am a pro driver I can handle it.
No you can't fuck hole, and even if you were, the other 99.9% on the road aren't aware of how to handle someone doing double the limit

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>What engine I have? Oh, a V4 I think.

>>14098951

VWs are normie as fuck in Europe.

Look how cheap my Dodge was

>>14094753
>The speed limit is 70 mph, why on Earth do you need a car that can go faster?
>The speed limit is a limit, you can drive slower, what's the rush?
>This crossover is much safer than a normie hatchback

These are true though.

>>14094721
Favourite musician: Dave form boyinaband?

>>14094681
but OP that is a fact

>>14098951
Normies buy VWs all the time. Who do you think is buying all of them?

>>14099606
The speed limit on Texas 130 is 85 MPH

Many roads in Texas have limits of 80 MPH

http://abcnews.go.com/US/speeding-texas-85-mph-highway-opens/story?id=17549839

>>14099606
Also normies don't follow speed limits. Also bigger cars actually do reduce the risk of death in a head on collision.

>>14095328
gr8 b8 m8 what shitbox do you drive?

Why would you want to buy an old car? They all suck.
CVT Transmissions are so great
Why would you ever want a manual? That's stupid

(These are things my sister has said)

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>>14094734

>>14099428
I've heard it way too often

>>14094692
He has a neckbeard.

>>14099798
>Also bigger cars actually do reduce the risk of death in a head on collision.
Only when they're bigger than average. When everyone drives bigger cars you're back to square one unless you keep upsizing your cars until you commute to the office in a semi tractor. It's an arms race without a conclusion.

>>14095245
Fuck off with your hastags senpai

>>14099510

Not talking about racing around like a boy racer with a small dick, I'm talking about doing 80 on a motorway like every other motherfucker under 60 does.

Also, who's more dangerous? Me doing 110 at 5am with no other traffic around, or a spunk trumpet weaving in and out of traffic at 50 mph at rush hour?

>>14099606
>>This crossover is much safer than a normie hatchback

No.

In an accident, a crossover is safe but no safer than it's hatchback equivalent (Source: Euro NCAP)

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>>14096185
You start out with a little Lamborghini

>>14099870
>2035
>everyone drives semis
>impossible to drive a small sports car or motorbike in fear of being crushed alive

>>14095051
Why is it every normies dream to have a child before 25

>>14099978
>everyone drives semis
but isn't f150 one of the best selling cars in US?

>>2035
even then they still won't be able to tow more than 880lbs

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>>14100058
>f150
Not big enough

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>>14096363
>Japan style apartments
I wouldn't mind, looks efficient and comfy.

>>14100058
Yes, but it's been for like half a century, so it's not saying much. The replacement of station wagons by SUVs is a definite indicator though.

>accelerating to highway speeds on the on ramp
>"SLOW DOWN!"

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It's grounded to the ground.

>>14102645
muh torque ratios

>>14094859
Nice job! I mistook you for a normie!
Honestly, just fucking do head studs and gasket yourself. Northstars are stout once you do that

>what's a head gasket? A hat for my antenna?
>I bought an American car!
>can you drive me to the mall? I have no idea how to drive and I suck farts out of middle aged men
Fucking normies

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>>14094694
>hybrids are technologically advanced...
Yeah, look at this backwards pre-WWII shit. Two motors to turn the crank (one of which can also be used to recover energy during engine braking) is easy shit. We've been doing it since forever right?

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>>14094833
>my face when everyone fucking speeds
I'm out of the ordinary because I go 55 MPH, not 80.

>>14095358
>the only major things it's ever needed is a cooling system overhaul at 100k miles.
Don't worry guys, it's just the cooling system. It won't leave you stranded in the middle of the road or anything.

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>>14094681
eat your heart out, assh/o/les

>The Miata is perfectly balanced and an excellent track car
>I drive a Miata despite its feminine appearance because I'm secure in my masculinity
>AWD is more important than tires in the snow
>I would rather daily an automatic than a manual
>Manual is such a hassle and my leg gets tired
>The reason I drive an automatic is completely unrelated to my inability to master simple hand-foot coordination.
>Mercs are more reliable than BMW
>GM isn't responsible for the death of several people! No, they just had too much SHIT hanging on their keychains, because we totally informed them of this serious, internally documented and concealed issue.
>The Corvette isn't only for boomers
>My Audi isn't just a rebadged VW
>My Audi A4 is pretty quick! 0-60 in 6.1 seconds. The BRZ IS SO SLOW, 0-60 in 6.1 seconds WTF!
>This Crown Vic doesn't make me look like a virgin at all.
>Cars with low curb weight are just as safe as heavier cars at high speed because of accident avoidance!
>Drafting behind huge trucks kicking up rocks is great for your mpg.
>The WRX is a fine vehicle for an adult male in his 30s
>If you have a shitty car, you must be really secure in yourself and not a lazy fuck at all.
>Leasing is okay if I think I'll be in a better place financially in 3 years!
>The speed limit is just a suggestion, even though I'm driving balding summer tires in the winter!

>I like American cars

>>14102997

>I drive a five speed because my anime characters do

>>14103819
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>>14103819

>>14102902
>100K miles
>$400 fix including a tow if you didn't catch it in time
>unacceptable

You are retarded.

>>14103855
>criticising someone who stands up for what they believe in
Your retarded.

>>14102879
Its funny because it is pre-ww2 shit...

>Gf texts me "Hey, anon. I know you have been looking around for a new car so I looked around for some in your budget. I emailed you a few links, tell me what you think."
>2011 Hyundai Elantra
>2005 Nissan Altima
>2007 Jeep compass

Damn she's adorable. Absolutely shit taste in cars, but adorable

>>14104022
Damn. That was pretty thoughtful of her. Cute. Shit taste though, buy a Jaguar instead

>>14099554
>inb4 they drive a saab 96

>>14094737
most american cars are not as good/reliable as the foreign ones.
Exceptions are the newer buicks and saturns.

>My 2012 Impala LTZ is a muscle car because it has 300 HP

>normies
>caring about cars

>the br-z is a sportscar

>>14106456
Just because it's shit doesn't mean it isn't a sports car