how does it feel knowing you ride an explosion powered horse?

>>14090425
fucking majestic.

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like gondola

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I feel like a Brute.

>>14090425
pretty desu tbqh fampai-kun

It's not an explosion dummy read some math

>>14090461
>what is combustion

>>14090425
>horse
Pretty sure you don't ride inside a horse.

>>14090461
It's exploding horses

>>14090463
>Pretty sure you don't ride inside a horse.

Not the way I ride

>>14090475
In Soviet Russia.
Horse rides you!

>>14090493
I steer with my penis

technically, the combustions happening in the engine aren't "explosions" because explosions would imply the destruction of the engine. It's a controlled, calculated burn, where every drop of fuel and every gram of air is mathematically determined to = go fast.

how does it feel knowing that the lump of metal in front of you is one of the greatest achievements of humanity? A fusion of mechanical and electrical engineering, its purpose refined by one of humanity's other great achievements, the microprocessor.

a car is the beauty of humanity's progress made tangible

>>14090500
So does the horse

>>14090475
is wifi in there?

>>14090505
she doesn't have one . . .

How else would I insert my steering wang

>>14090526
Insert penis in anus.

https://youtu.be/JdmHqq0V2_o

>>14090475
>>>/mlp/
>>>/trash/

>>14090425
AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>14090557
>yfw there are people who fuck their car

Ask DBT faggot

>>14090425

>Almost every day I travel faster than than anyone in the history of the world before 100 years ago.

Feels pretty damn good, OP.

>>14090585
this is a car board

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>>14090425
I don't, I ride in a combustion powered sedan

>>14090794
imagine ghadafi with his female military carrying him in that shit. fucking badass.