[ D a i l y A u s f a g T h r e a d ] >Cooking in the hea

how does test driving a car from a dealership work guys? do they just take you out or do you need to sign forms?

>>14070867
im thinking of going into the ferrari dealer in my nice suit and 10grand cash to test drive ill put down the deposit and once im done just put my cash back into the bank

lel

>>14070867
simple. sign your name address etc and take a photocopy of your licence.

>>14070878
I thought about doing this too. Going in, looking nice and just having a drive of a nice car. Maybe Gumtree would be an easier way though since I doubt they'd ask for a deposit.

and once again OP is a cunt and links to the datsun thread...

>>14070888
who the fucks selling a ferrari on gumtree lad

and theyll ask for the cash as well they arent going to let some rand. they'll want a deposit as well

>>14070899
I've found a few Porsches for about 10 grand on Gumtree. I've test driven more expensive cars from Gumtree and they've never asked for a deposit, though they did hold onto my license until I got back.

>>14070899
you can buy a lambo or fezza or rolls royce on trade me... cos once you have bought it its just another used car

>>14070894
Yet you're the only one getting mad about it

>>14070906
boxster? lots of those fuckers for the cheap on carsales too

>>14070909
Not him but the whole purpose of linking to previous thread is to see the previous thread not one made 6 months ago by im amusing yourself

>>14070906
i wonder how insurance would treat it though. if its insured by the owner, would you be fucked for anything happening to it or would the owner be fucked because you're not the insurance for the car?

if its the latter i'd go test drive every sports car on gumtree i can find

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>>14070926
>one made 6 months ago by im amusing yourself
>by im amusing yourself

See a lot of poorfags driving 10 year old mercs trying to seem rich that are like 15grand or less

http://www.carsales.com.au/cars/results?sortby=~Price&offset=0&q=%28Make%3D[Porsche]%26Service%3D[Carsales]%29&area=Stock&vertical=car&WT.z_srchsrcx=makemodel

why dont they do the same with porsches?

strange you dont see many fags in 20-25k boxters

>>14070926
this. I actually like to be able to look back though the older threads every now and then. so fuck you OP go eat a dick.

>>14070943
older mercedes are very reliable while older porsches really arent.

>>14070950
>>14070926
funny, the exact words used in the other thread.

OP still making your autism flare up? :)

>>14070951
>older mercedes are very reliable

hahaah

>>14070961
>>14070950
>>14070926 (You)

>tfw nothing to do but play vidya
>even vidya getting boring

Bored as fuck. what do

>>14070966
>writing (you) next to it proves it wasnt you
lol

>>14070975
alright


>>14070972
i havent logged onto steam or played cs in over a month. ever since i started my new job i havent played any games. just watch a few eps of sopranos when i get back from work then go to bed

>>14070966
He's right though. Mercedes built in the late 70s through to the early 90s are some of the most reliable cars ever made. However when something goes wrong, the parts cost largely, so that's where they aren't so good.

>>14070981
Thats how I was when I started working, recently got back into it and just hit global, so now it's boring.

>>14070922
nope for under 10 its the god aweful 924/944. seen as cheap as 2k, but they are the worst porsche ever.
>>14070922
boxter? lol couldnt afford a 911. but seriously, they go for about 15
>>14070966
not all of them. the 200 models were vastly underpowered and electrical switchs randomly break.

>>14070984
>implying the people driving them are driving them for reliability

they think they are top shit driving a 10,000 dollar Mercedes

Also when they have AMG and ///M badges when their car is neither of them lol

>>14070972
go for a fucking drive you cunt

>>14070992
Even if I could afford a 911 which I could but then id have nothing left I wouldn't do it.

Not paying 2 - 3 times more than other countries because retarded laws

>its a saturday and people are actually on /dat/
wtf why arent we all out driving

>>14071016
inb4 he says that it's too hot to drive

>>14071020
cant afford 20k?

>>14071025
b-because it's too hot T^T

>>14071028
911 are 200k. uwot?

>>14071016
>>14071027
Well, It is when your aircon doesn't work and your gearstick, wheel & eveyrthing else is 20 degrees hotter than outside.

>>14071035
you cant count 20, 000

>>14071042
>tfw leather seats and leather steering wheel

>>14071051
Vinyl seats are pretty awful too.
>tfw cant drive my classic because vinyl seats

>>14071049
oh you're talking second hand. cheapest on carsales is 45 grand and its 30 years old.

lol leather and vinyl in summer. what are seat covers?

>>14071083
ugly shit you seen in an old mans car

Just got my windows tinted a month ago.

Notice a very straight scratch from the bottom to the top of the window.

Fucking what caused this?

>>14071091
winding the window up and down before film was fully dry

>>14071098
No. It only appeared about 5 days ago. I didnt wind the windows up or down for 2 days as his instruction when I first got it. Since then they have gone up and down at least 50+ times and now Its just happened recently.

Toyota 86 passenger side if that matters. Tried googling to see if anyone else has the problem. Probably something loose in the door scratched it

>>14071104
Sounds like it. Maybe check the rubber seals along the bottom, there could be a little bit of something stuck that's scratching it.

speaking of tint I want to do my windows
can anyone tell me the legal limit for SA
I don't want to go super dark or anything
just don't want to accidentally do too much and get raped by the cops for committing such a serious crime.
how good is tint from eBay too? don't want to spend too much money.

>>14071042
then wind the fucking windows down you pussy
or buy a car that fucking works
you're clearly good at sucking dick why don't you start charging then you'll be able to afford a shiny new one with AC and you won't bitch and moan about it

>>14071108
Nothing that I could see I got my 30,000 K service coming up should I tell them to open it up and see if theres anything stuck inside? And if it was a loose part inside should I tell them to replace it?

Also in the drivers door there is a loose bolt or something inside that rolls around when I take a corner hard

>>14071114
>how good is tint from eBay too?
it's shit
>don't want to spend too much money.
then dont do it. a non-pro job looks so shitty and cheap its not even worth it.

>>14071114
35% pretty sure.

>>14071125
If you can just take the interior trim off and have a look. Though if your service covers it, let them take care of it (assuming it's in the service cost).

>>14071143
nah i didnt get any special service deals since I already got 8 grand off the car through employee discount

>>14071152
Alright, well just pop off the trim and see if you can find what it is. It might be a loose screw or a broken clip (also buy some clips since they'll likely break them when pulling off the trim).

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>>14071119
>>14070950
>sucking dick
its weird that dicks are always on your mind

>>14071164
kk ill do it tomorrow ty boss. hot as fuck today

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OP's linked to the /ddt/ again

>>14071188
there is nothing wrong with sucking dicks if you're getting paid good money for it.

should i gamble like 10k but once a year and try win like 40-50 in return

what should i invest 30grand in safely?

>>14071229
op is always a faggot
> he thinks his a meme

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no ragrets

>tfw still recovering from yesterday
what's doing cunts?

>took a sip of the potion
>hit the three wheel motion

>>14071025
I went out and played a childrens card game

>>14071779
plenty of panel gap tho

>>14071025
it's 41 fucking degrees outside that's why
how about no

>>14072043
oi m8
you had a volvo cross cuntry at some point right?

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>>14072087
still have it m8, 2004 XC70 2.5T Limited

pic related

do you require assistance, anon?

>>14072100
where in vic are you?

>>14072100
was thinking of getting one to bolt on everything I can buy from IPD

the only worry I have is the awd system, does it feel like a fwd car?
ideally i'd want at least 50/50 power front/back, if not more at the back. have you heard of doing electronic trickery to change the power distribution?
also, if you get wheelspin does it react quickly or does it clunk around for a bit while you're understeering to hell

>want to finish polishing car
>it's at least 50+ in the garage
fuck

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http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/BMW-535i-1989/SSE-AD-152287/?Cr=93

i posted in the last thread. i'm seeing this car tomorrow and i want some opinions on it. good car? good engine? good owner? anything i should look for in the engine bay?

>>14072262
You should check to see if it has an engine.

>mfw r34 gt-r's have gone up to 60-70k now

I will never be able to afford one :(

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/allenby-gardens/cars-vans-utes/1978-bmw-633csi-e24-coupe-auto-172-km-genuine-australian-delivery/1089437200

i'd buy this if it weren't for the rust plus no rego

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>>14072339
all good there. it looks pretty clean in the pic.

>>14072348
you can get a 2010 one for like 90k second hand

id like one but fucking 200k brand new suck my cock australia

getting real sick of this country lately.

>>14072262
>never driven in rain

How?

>>14071597
classic cars. you wont make the money back straight away but the rare the car the more you will make when it sells.
xu-1 holden toe runners and E49 chargers you can pick up in immaculate nick for around 30 now
or even a a9x toe runner. the more immaculate condtion the more these classic cars guys love. yes it will be a trailor sailor for the resat of its life but they are getting to be a appreciating assests. ford falcon gthos are now worth 6 figures.

>>14072446
about 170k new for one in australia before stamp duty and that bullshit

>>14072495
>>14072446
>suck my cock australia
>getting real sick of this country lately
and stop crying because our economy isnt as large as americas. its the price you pay for being australian, gto you unaustralian cunt

>>14072446
crying because the mega-geek fest that is a r35 gtr is going too much buy a used r33 or 34 then

>>14072139
yeah the AWD system is bogus it only really kicks in once your front wheels start slippin'

drives like it's FWD

you will not get 50/50 F/R under normal driving conditions and the electronic trickery required to change that is both incredibly complex & a bad idea (the rear drivetrain parts are not strong enough)

I need a car $20-30k less than 2 years old for a novated lease. Need it for work, any recs?

>>14072542
a brand new Fiesta ST is $28,400

>>14072542
bmw do good lease deals. and can upgrade to newer car at any time

which tripfag owns the worse car on /dat/ ???

>>14072576
all of them

>>14072551
Sorry I should have mentioned it needs to have 5 seats.

>>14072613
A used Focus ST? :V

>>14072525
all the 34s and 33s and 32s have been riced out

>mega geek fest that is r35

Ive seen 4 of them in the roads in over 5 years

>>14072539
fuck
in short
I want a volvo wagon that I can get sideways in but I don't want an old shitbox
v90 would be the best compromise but they're rare as balls here

>>14072678
V70R should do the trick

>>14072670
if you want the geek mobile r35. i didnt say it was CHEAP they designed it to be nissans top spec model so its out of reach of the fanbois. of course the r33 and 34s have been riced to fuckery.

>>14072126
melb, inner east

>>14072561
such good leasing in fact that last year they lost money on the 3 series from people leasing them. when the next gen comes around those last gen models are going to depreciate like a brick in a brick factory.

>>14072749
try holden then.

>>14072769
too much stigma from bogans for me. i might get a VW golf for a skid mobile.

>>14072771
what are you carting about for work? products or people?

>>14070855
>links the datsun thread every time

eat a dick, you mouthbreather

>>14072799
you've said it 3 times in the thread so far so we get it

>>14072807
i can't hear you over the sound of all these dicks you are eating

>>14072771
don't buy a VAG product
jesus
why would anyone buy a VAG product in 2015

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>>14072814
i see you're still obsessing with dicks
>>14070950
>>14071119
>>14071237
>>14072799

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Any of you cunts thirsty?

>>14072825
whos tim?

>>14072835
not for that pisswater

>>14072822
>tfw first car was a mk3 golf
>oil was black and I floored it heaps before oil could circulate
>never broke on me

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>>14072835
>Product of USA
FUCK OFF SEPPO

>>14072845
>used to think oil was always black because of movies and cartoons which means black oil is good
>found out when i got a car that black oil means its bad and time to change

>>14072835
>not even worth buying for the joke
Also
>product of USA

>>14072849
oil goes pretty much totally black within like two minutes of being put in an engine

you cannot tell if your oil needs changing by looking at it :V

>>14072855
i use synthetic so its a kind of orange or yellow colour.

>>14072840
>>14072848
>>14072850
The can is cringe-inducing; covered in shit we apparently say.
Does anyone say 'no wuckers' anymore?

>>14072865
it is when it goes in, all oil is, syn or non-syn

but you never drain 100% of the oil from an engine (more like 95%) and that remaining 5% has enough carbon in it to stain the whole lot with just a few minutes of running.

>>14072825
>the only dick I'm obsessed with is my own
if it didn't hurt my back so much I'd suck it every day

Need some smaller 5 stud offroad wheels what do you recommend /dat/

>>14072949
by smaller I mean 15in

>>14072949
16 shit sorry I hit 5 by mistake

16 inch off road tyres.

>>14072943
>tfw cant clone myself to have sex with myself
its not gay, i like to believe its just masturbating

>>14072960
tyres? grabber AT2s

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posting this cause it took a lot of effort to make and it's probs been a while since it's been up

>>14072998
read his post he said WHEELS.

>>14073070
then he corrected himself in >>14072960 and said TYRES!

so it's 50/50 as to which was right

>>14073098
oh shit I fucked my posts up badly

I'm after off road style wheels. tyres will obviously be needed too after I decide on my wheels

i use premium 98 in my car does it even do anything better than the 92 or is it 94 unleaded?

Commuting on baiku is breddy fun. I get to park right out the front of the shopping centre. Got the shits with spending 15 minutes trying to find a park in the car
The ballsack sweat is real though

Sydfags where's some dirt that I can ride on?

>>14072718
>tfw you probably live 15 minutes or less from me

I've probably driven past you without realising lol

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>>14073198
91 and 95 are your other options
i personally put 98 in everything as i find everything runs a bit smoother and gets slightly better fuel economy

>>14073227
well my DD is this so i'd like to think i'm hard to miss

>>14073018
Decent write up.

I put 98 in my shit box because fuel in SA usually has ethanol in it. 98 still doesn't.

>>14073355
i think only 91 is affected by that shit (and of course E10). all the same i still use 95.

Anything worth doing on a Saturday night?

>>14073365
95 in SA is usually just a mix of 91 and 98. Tend to still end up getting some ethanol in the mix.

>>14073379
ya mum

severely depressed tonight, fucking go on about a year never any energy cant even lift weights anymore went docs a few months ago did blood test everything was good just said needed some more vitamin d still nothing that was months ago.

gonna go back to the cunt and ask him to refer me to specialist. might get on some meds

i thought getting a job again would make this feeling go away and id be much more active but nope

just had 13 hours sleep last night and so drowzy and physically exhausted today and all other days but today i feel really fucking shitty

>>14073404
Why are you depressed?

>>14073404
>sleep over 10 hours
>sleep through all alarms, just go back to sleep out of laziness if one wakes me up
>feel like shit all day after getting out of bed at 2pm

iktf bro

>>14073412
I know it's become a meme disorder here, but it seems to come about with seemingly no reason

>>14073412
idk

guess thats only explanation to why i have 0 energy anymore

im only 21 years old more than a year ago i was so active, lifted weights for 2 years straight 5 days a weak, excellent diet etc then everything just went to shit. no energy, tired all the time, so fucked

>>14073427
go for a drive or see a mate
go out and just do something to take your mind off things

>>14073430
>go for a drive

probably driven a total of 4 hours today with no destination just cruising with the air con on listening to music

>go and do something

too tired to lol

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>>14073404
>just had 13 hours sleep last night and so drowzy and physically exhausted today and all other days but today i feel really fucking shitty
I know that feeling. I get bouts of brain fade still. Sleep 14 hours a day or so when it gets bad.

What did you used to do for fun? I usually pick up a guitar and write some music. Helps take my mind off things.

>>14073427
>>14073404
you have a thyroid condition anon. see a doctor and get it checked.

>>14073461
>Diagnosing people over the internet
Don't do this.

>everyone's complaining about the heat
>haven't noticed it
Being night shift is great sometimes

>>14073465
>trying to help out someone who has a serious problem
Don't do this.

>>14073404
>>14073461
you COULD have a thyroid condition

>>14073472
The point is with the information he gave it could be a plethora of things. Jumping to thyroid condition is stupid.

He should be going to a doctor and/or specialist to be properly looked into to find out exactly what's wrong.

>>14073485
>that's why he said see a doctor
you should see a doc and get your eyes checked m8

>>14073487
>Only capable of reading half a post
Your left hemisphere is damaged anon. See a doctor and get it checked.

>>14073491
eat a dick

>>14073487
>doctor
>eyes

optometrist?

Who /oldtv/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CkYXEPHyXw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99EXxMb8-n8

>>14073492
You have Gelotophobia anon. See a doctor and get it checked.

>>14073448
What did you used to do for fun

dunno never been one to go out to parties and shit never interested me. just watch loads of shows / movies on my PC and workout and work lol

Guess now I have nothing to watch as well since I've seen everything

>>14073461
Yeah I gotta go back I hated the fucking doctor he felt really dodgy and didnt know shit.

Would the thyroid condition appear on my blood test? because he said everything was good but my vitamin d

>>14073504
Couldn't hurt to try and find a new hobby, or try going out as well--socializing can be good for the mind.

I'd highly recommend trying to get back into weight lifting as well. Obviously if you're fatigued and having trouble don't push yourself too hard, but ease yourself back into it.

I swear DHL are the laziest shits.

Can't even fucking bother to go the the front door and then just leave the "shipment undelivered card" wedged in the front gate with the waybill messily written that I have to go through my emails to find the actual waybill.

Cunts.

>>14073515
>I'd highly recommend trying to get back into weight lifting as well

I want to so bad I just cant even do a fucking set anymore. Just today I tried benching 30kg 12x3 I fucking struggled when 2 years ago when I was 19 I was benching 100kg for 10 reps 3-4 sets with good form. deloading is not working (starting low and going back high over time)

I really want to workout its just I have 0 energy to

Even took 2 scoops of jack3d which is a preworkout supplement. This is the batch that was made before they got banned and removed the shit that makes people go hypo and still nothing

Had like two tripple espressos today and that pre workout supplenment and here I am still feeling mopey and lazy

>>14073519
And yes my diet is still good lots of red meat and I eat like 300+ grams of green veggies a day

>>14073519
Even if you're lifting fuck all stick to it. Something is better than nothing.

>Jack3D
I remember that. I always assumed it was more a placebo than anything. I guy I worked with at the time used to have it (office) and use it as an excuse to be spastic all day.

>Had like two triple espressos today and that pre-workout supplement and here I am still feeling mopey and lazy
I'd work on eliminating (or as close to) caffeine from your diet. Can only help your energy levels.

Do you do shift work at all? Could try to get a prescription for Modafinil from your doctor and see if that helps you out. That's the stuff they give me to help put my thoughts together.

>>14073524
Fuck and I take multi vitamins, fish oil, spirulina and vitamin c daily as well

Fucking arab doctor didn't know shit. If I'm sick and that fucking wanker didn't find out the first time "hur just some vitamin d"

>>14073528
>Even if you're lifting fuck all stick to it. Something is better than nothing.

I give up after that one set though lol.

and nah regular hours. 7am to 3pm. i just started a month ago i thought getting a new job would eliminate this because i thought it was a physiological thing but nope. im going to ask the fucker for prozac or something

>>14073532
>I give up after that one set though lol.
Push on.

>and nah regular hours. 7am to 3pm. i just started a month ago i thought getting a new job would eliminate this because i thought it was a physiological thing but nope. im going to ask the fucker for prozac or something
I'd recommend against Fluoxetine (Prozac). It's pretty nasty stuff.

>>14073539

>Push on.

I cant man. I want to so bad but my body wont let me

Idk so what do go to the doctors and explain to him all this?

>>14073543
>Idk so what do go to the doctors and explain to him all this?
Yes, they can't help you if you don't provide all the information.

Might be worth finding a new doctor if you continue to have trouble with yours.

>>14073539
>Fluoxetine
I'm on it now, no side effects and it seems to help. Never really know since it takes a few weeks to have an effect

>have to put up with seeing my crush post pics of her and her new bf out every weekend on faceshit
why even live

>>14073548
There's a class action lawsuit in progress against the manufacturer of it at the moment due to nasty side-effects that are usually omitted from information packs.

Forget exactly what they're about now but if I recall most are about people killing themselves when they start taking it.

Other one was about it causing birth defects.

>>14073551
screw driver to their temples

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>>14073559

>>14072576
Kiwifag had a Mondeo wagon didn't he?

>>14073551
Unsubscribe/unfriend, works wonders.

>>14073551
>what is unfriending
>what is blocking
>what is hiding
>what is not sitting on her fb page hitting refresh every 30 seconds hoping to see Femanon's relationship status has changed (btw if it does change it will be to Engaged)
>what is logging out
>what is not using social media
>what is getting the fuck over it

>talking to qt grill
>mentions she wants to sing
>tell her I use to sing
>ask her what song she'd like to sing most
>some sad slow ballad
>that's a nice song femanon why did you chose it?
>it reminds me of my friend
>that's sweet
>they died to years ago
>sheeet.jpg

>>14073593
>Unsubscribe/unfriend, works wonders.
can't

>>14073594
will unfowllow, don't they get a notification if i unfollow or follow?

>>14073609
unfollow, no
follow, yes

>2016 - 12 days
>still using Facebook

>>14073221
any firetrail, just ride past the gate, go nuts and don't let any bushwalkers see your plates

>>14073621
I wish it didn't effectively become what msn was

if it weren't, I would've deleted mine ages ago

>>14073621
it's shit, but I need it

i'd have deleted it years ago, almost did

>>14073634
>tfw deleted fb months ago
not a single regret. you don't know how much fucking time you waste on shit like fb. I still waste a bit of time on 4chan but it's not as much as it use to be.
>b-but what about talking to friends
use a fucking phone or go see them in person

is there a law against walking around with a toy pistol in your pants??

>>14073680
not sure if there is a law against it but it would probably cause you a fair amount of trouble so I wouldn't risk it.

if this were murica you'd be shot on sight.

>>14073685
if this were murica you'd be shot on sight.

if thi were america id wait 1 week for my carry permit and walk around with rifles shouting my 2nd amendment gun rights while cops cant do anything

>>14073680
Depends on the state.
In VIC and WA iirc it is against the law.
The rest of the states you'd probably just get a warning or some shit depending on the officer.

>>14073680
It'd probably be considered a concealed weapon knowing Australia.

>>14073690
I still think the second a murican of authority saw anyone with out a uniform holding a gun they would most likely pull the trigger
i wonder what happens when an on duty officer sees an undercover agent with a gun and doesn't know that they are under cover and just thinks that they are some gang banger or some shit the undercover guy can't really shout don't shoot I'm a cop or he'll blow his cover

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Why is literally every third P-plater I see behind the wheel of a 2-door Mitsubishi Lancer from 10 or 15 years ago? Are these things the new tofu wagons or something?

>>14073680
>tfw have an ornate pistol lighter
>keep it hidden in the car
>have used it to scare tailgaters once or twice

>>14073699
>cheap
>economical
>easy to habibify

>>14073699
I'm guessing because they're cheap

not sure why there are so many bright pink ones with ricer bodykits and other deplorable mods though

>>14073699
and somehow every gli has had the tail lights replaced with the clear ricer shit

>>14073699
This >>14073704 and everyone had one ten years ago, so there's plenty to give to kids now.

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>>14073697
>I still think the second a murican of authority saw anyone with out a uniform holding a gun they would most likely pull the trigger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txi5crHQpd4

grown mens walking around with rifles in public and cops can't do anything

watch it. theres 1000s of these videos of these faggots abusing their licenses

so many cunts in america carry pistols on them no one thinks

its called open carry license. literally what it sounds like. your open to carry your weapon in plane view


prepare to rage

>>14073699
i see a lot of young babes in these. they must think they are good.

i can only imagine the thoughts that go through the p plater plebs when they see my god machine 86 with trd quad exhausts and trd bodykit with 18 inch te37s and brembos on my god machine tm

off my p's in 1 month and I got my sprintex supercharger in the next room prepared for installation

life is good lads why dont girls suck my cock at the lights? i see everyone looking are they too beta? I wouldn't decline a nice blowjob from a slut

>>14073711
>i can only imagine the thoughts that go through the p plater plebs when they see my god machine 86 with trd quad exhausts and trd bodykit with 18 inch te37s
they think youre a faggot

>>14073715
nah they think im a sick cunt

>>14073711
They probably just think you're an entitled ass buying it with Daddy's money.

>>14073724
or i just worked one year to save up the 40 grand that it cost me in total you poor as shit lazy cunt

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Did any melbfam go to mcm on wednesday?

>>14073733
nah, I went to one once, wasn't really a fan t b h

>>14073706
Fuck, this was me 14 years ago. Brand new silver CE.

I spilled a lot of booze and poon juice on those cloth seats before I traded it in. Good times.

>>14073726
If you were any more defensive I might start to think you were projecting.

In all seriousness though most people will assume it was bought with Daddy's money or it's your parents car. It's the same as driving any BMW on your Ps for instance. It's irrelevant that they're cheap.

It's irrelevant if you paid for it yourself hell if you did then
>spending forty thousand on a GT86

>>14073736
>>spending forty thousand on a GT86

thats with the sprintex super charger and little other features that are sitting in my spare room waiting for installation

projected stats 275-90hp after the tune desu senpai lad

>40k car rekking 99.9% of things on the street

and your bmw point is not valid. everyone knows those beamers that are 5grand the p platers drive are their own

Should I get a custom license plate that says UPDOG

>>14073752
290hp isn't that much for being 40k into a car that isn't that light.

>everyone knows
Anyone who knows about cars sure. The general public? No.

>>14073756
w-what, what's updog?

>>14073756
oh thanks for reminding me of something

>Custom plates on shitboxes

why do plebs do this? especially indians I see a lot of them in their shitty cars with their license plates with their names

>>14073759
>290hp isn't that much for being 40k into a car that isn't that light.

lol k pleb. someones jealo

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>>14073760
or I could go with UPDOC

na skidline or na poopra or bimmer 330ci

all roughly same price, all roughly same power

what choose?

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>>14073766
meep-meep

>>14073768
bimmer if you enjoy handling
skyrine if you like drifting
supra if you're a pleb

>>14073752
My friends BRZ is pushing 250hp and the thing flies like the wind. 300 is the best area for them from what I have read on forums. Anything more and RIP engine.

>>14073759
Isn't that light? Hows your 1999 miata going?

>>14073771
hahaha

>>14073768
Supra imo, BMW's break expensively and Skidlines are about as classy as wearing a goon bag.

>>14073759

one of the lightest cars. enjoy your daddies 3000kg falcon

>>14073764
I can pretty much guarantee you my vehicle is faster. This isn't a dick waiving competition though.

My point was most P platers who see your car either won't care, or will assume it was bought for you.

Also
>>14073736 (You)
>40k car rekking 99.9% of things on the street
Approximately 4.3% of vehicles on the road in Australia are motorcycles by the way.

>>14073774
>1999 Miata
Never owned an MX-5.

>>14073781
>marketing at work

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>>14073786
>My point was most P platers who see your car either won't care

That's where you're wrong. It's one of the best looking cars on the road and EVERYONE looks at it.

It's not called the god machine by the entire world for no reason, friend

Now run along and dry your bike boots. ill think about you when I'm sitting comfortable in my CAR on a rainy day

>>14073786
most p platers drive shitboxes and they definitely would be jealous over a frs. the car draws attention

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>he can't afford a god machine "toyota 86"
>he couldn't afford a nice car by the age of 20

l0l

>R32 GTST
>140k~ km
>unmolested
>asking 6k
>..
>..
>AUTOMATIC

Is it still worth? how much am I going to regret this? How much of a pain would it be to convert to to manual? I'm relatively knowledgeable, I do all my own repairs and mods and crap but I have never replaced one. Sheepfucker btw.

>>14073792
>motorcyclists care about weather
Got a sports car too. See >>14073790 they have the right idea.

Anyone who looked in the first place is probably past it now considering they're all over the place.

Don't gey me wrong there's nothing wrong with the car, but they aren't the be all end all best car on the road and everyone is so jealous of me that you seem to think it is.

>>14073798
You greatly overestimate how much most people care about cars.

>>14073803
get a god machine 86

thats amusing you work unlike the other guy

>>14073708
>licence
nope
>rage
why?

>>14073802
>all I had to do was suck a guys dick and he gave me the keys to his GT86

>>14073807
I would actually like an 86 very much but with my current shit job it would cripple me financially paying one off.

>>14073806
do they care about cars? no. do they look when they see a good looking car? yes. which is the point. what do you drive

>>14073803
Eh that isn't really enough to go off to tell you if it's a solid deal or not. Take it out for a test drive/inspection and try to negotiate that price down a bit.

>>14073807
>someone doesn't like my car
>y-youre just j-jealous and p-poor

>>14073812
at least you can admit it unlike >>14073786

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>>14073768
As having owned a NA Poopra for a few years now here's my + and -'s.
+Good looks (everyone stares when yo go by)
+Very affordable to maintain due to Toyota reliability
+Not too hard to put a turbo in, if you can wrench
+Very comfy to drive and do long cruises in (dat comfy cockpit)

-No get-up and oomf (no tarbo)
-impractical (don't even think of trying to get people to sit in the back seats)
-Cop magnet (if you're on your P's, otherwise if you drive responsibly cops won't care and leave you alone)
->buying the NA and not a TT

Having said that, next car i'd like to get would be a 3 Series BMW or a Legacy GT or something.

Lol did that retard really say the 86 isn't very light?

What's the legalities of importing a rolling shell from Japan and adding an engine + fixing it up to drive on the roads?

What I wanted to do was
>import fucked up skyline gt-r shell
>get compliance
>fix panels, whatever problems
>put engine in
>register it

Obviously not going to be that easy, but I'd like a good project car I'll be happy with.

>>14073818
300hp
one of the lightest sports cars on the road with dat power to weight ration
gets mad looks by all

beautiful car ;_;

>>y-youre just j-jealous and p-poor

agreed

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How will I make this even more better than what is currently is?

Taking advice, thanks

Already smokes cars with twice the power while this is stock around the track

>>14073819
lmao are all 86 drivers this far up their ass?

>>14073837
Get the subaru

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>>14073838
"Simply god machine" - the world on the best car in the world 2013 and 14

>>14073821
I know Toyotas are generally reliable cars but that applies to their sports cars too?

not the guy you're replying to btw, I'm a V8 faggot who always thought Supras looked mad.

>>14073814
He drives his dads 15 year old SS commodore with straight pipes that sounds extremely loud but is actually slow

>>14073842
do you keep a collage of magazine clippings on the wall too?

>>14073807
Legit question for the 86 shills

How drive-able are they? I mean on a daily to and back from work, to the supermarket, to the bottle-o, through the maccas drive thru type deal. I really want one but they seem impractical being sports coupes and all.

>>14073838
no but im up girls asses on the regular thanks to my amazing car that gets compliments and looks. i think the most recent was "is that a Porsche?"

>>14073837
sell it and buy an FD

>>14073858
I take mine fishing once a week. very practical. but be ready for 4 girls asking to suck your cock and to go rides in them they'll fit nice and snug at the back. this is amusing they're skinny 10/10s which they would be since that's all the 86 attracts desu

>>14073861
i would smack a bitch for calling my JDM sex symbol a fucking porsche.

>>14073874
true. the 86 looks better than a porsche once you chuck some decent looking wheels on it

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>>14073786
>I can pretty much guarantee you my vehicle is faster.

your 60 old retired dads r8 maloo isn't your vehicle

>>14073896
Not him, but to put it in perspective: My E30 318is with light mods is faster than a stock one around corners. And almost faster than in a straight line.
That really isn't something you should be proud of only just being faster than

>>14073845
The 2JZ engines were built like a tank, very reliable.

They're still a popular choice for chucking into the chassis of choice and flogging them down a drag strip.

>>14072708
The normal versions have been riced out, r33/34 gtr's are still way out of the price range of your typical person.

a 33 is like 40k for a good one and 80k for a good 34....then there's obscene maintenance costs and don't think you won't be paying them, you will.

Simply having it is way out of the price range of a ricer, but yes, the poor regular skylines do get butchered.

going for my L's soon in tasmania, any tips? i passed the practice test online

Are you 86/brz fags delusional?

Your car is the literal meme for looking fast and being slow.

Don't try and pretend your car's a supercar when it's not, be humble and enjoy the fact it's a fun drift machine.

Come on cunts

>>14073959
Take the practice test until you feel confident. There really isn't much else I can say about L's test as it's literally the same things as the practice.

>>14073967
and for an extra 7000-9000 it can be faster than most things and demolish than 3x as faster around the track rather than a boring straight line

nice!

g
o
d

>>14073983
cheers dude

>>14073912
Can't afford something under 30 years old?

>>14073959
ask an 86 driver for tips. they're the best drivers on the road and track

i just want soemthing cheap, rwd and at least partially reliable on my p's
why is it so hard /dat/

>>14074024
toyota 86

only 25ish thousand for a 2012-13

>>14074024
KE70?

>>14074024
an 80s mercedes

>>14074035
theyre all over priced as fuck for what they are though
>>14074046
80's mercedes doesn't work on under 30 year old girls man

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>>14074024
A miats

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>>14074024
Holden Omega? Or is that too pleb-tier? You can get a good one for around 8k under 100kms.

>>14074075
meh not as pleb-teir as >>14074069

>go back on to facebook
>it automatically scrolls down to crush's pic with her bf
>immediately press the home page to refresh the feed
>it scrolls down on its own again to the same pic
>FUCK OFF
it's like it's haunting me on purpose

>>14074052
You can get them for 1-2k. I get what you mean, but that's probably the cheapest way to get what you want. Excluding a thrashed Falcodore.

E36 325i or similar could be a choice too.

>>14074086
>being this much of a beta cuck
seriously cunt get your shit together
>b-but I like her
she has a boyfriend so leave her the fuck alone you creepy shit

>>14074075
that image makes it look ALMOST okay.
rear could look a little better, window is a bit too square but still digging the look.

>>14074024
Jimmy's MR2.

>>14073991
>86 owner talking shit when he loses to 20 year old skylines, supras, rx7's by MILES with the same amount of money under the hood as your "muh brand new supaaacar"

God you brz faggots are deluded fucks.

You spent 30k on a sporty car, no-one thinks you're hot shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rHm8GbTHyE

Not sure if this is serious or comedy

>>14073404
Tree soon anon, we will make it

>>14074174
> Stoner Sloth seems like a hilarious dude thats just surrounded by assholes.

>>14074075
I hate the people that put rims and exhaust systems on omegas and think they're fast.

>>14074151
This is exactly what happened when a guy I knew in 2012 bought one. Was talking shit constantly at work and eventually tried to race an RB25 swapped R32 GT and got absolutely flogged.

>>14074251
yep.

god help him if he tries to race a r34 gtr and talks shit cause "it's old"

top fucking kek

the irony is a riced out civic very well could actually beat a 86.

take the advice of that other cunt, you 86 owners need to be more humble and just enjoy your drift car.

leave the drags to actual drag cars

>>14074321
>Chatting to my dad about cars
>86 comes up
>His reason for wanting one is "they are apparently easy to get sideways"
Everyone is a hoon at heart.

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>>14074143
Yeah I sold the Omega for an ex-cop Evoke in the end... Picked it up from the auction for 17k. Chucked some wheels on and getting it tinted this Thursday. Need some ideas on how to set it aside from the rest however...

>>14074321
The guy ended up getting an intake and exhaust and then started talking shit to a guy with an E36 M3. Needless to say he got destroyed again. Wasn't even a drag that was twisty roads.

See them trying to stop light race bikes a lot too. Going to have to agree with >>14073967

>>14073991
If the guy with the M3 put $9000 into it he probably could've turbocharged it and been looking at 400-450hp without really thinking about it.

Alternatively you can buy a used litre bike for that.

>>14074340
If I remember my dad's exact comment when that car came out was, "My car made more power than that in the 70s".

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>>14074379
>those wheels

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>>14074379
Why the fuck did you pay 17k for a fucking evoke
................

>>14073711
I can confirm that >>14073715
is right.

Everytime I see a p plater in an 86 (usually chink) they always have a smug look on their face so I blast past them in my fully hectic commy which cost 10% of what their car cost, but is still faster.

I'm sorry but 86s are so fucking slow that it's just pathetic, they lose to 80s Falcons and commonwhores

>>14073733
I was going to but none of my mates were.
Should of let me know senpai

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>Sister and I spent nearly the same on our cars
>Mine destroys hers at 1/4 throttle


It's kinda nice for a girls car I guess...

>>14074543
same

>>14073404
>>14073529

you get vitamin D from SUNLIGHT. its your biggest source and its free.
>>14073593
he did. doesnt anymore. im thinking about cheap falcon v8 instead.
>>14073803
GTST is the one below the GTR. been done lots of times. still has 4wd so the parts are expensive to swap. gearboxes are about 1500+
>>14073826
wont be legal. EVER. once you import car from X country its either classed as car or parts. if its parts it cannot be registered for road use at all.
>>14074075
still look like cop car or detectives no matter what you do to them.
>>14074340
thumbs up. some dads are still big kids at heart

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>>14074379
BEE TEE ONE BROOOOOO

>>14073792
my face when they're just another common car, 10 - 15 years later they'll be just like the lancer coupe, owned by youths that have bad taste towards modifications

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>>14076321
and just as slow

>>14073828
>only about 200kg lighter than my 4 door sedan or a Volvo 740 wagon
seems that one of those could be beaten by a modified 'old person' car

>>14073861
How do you know if they're girls? since you seem to enjoy anal

>>14076385
i count crossdressers as being girls so thats how. stop being transphobic you bigot.

>>14076321
Nah they wont ever be common, more like mx5s, owned by hairdressers and /o/tists

>>14076174
The GTS4 was the AWD one, and it never came factory turbo iirc.

>>14076419
the GTS-T is turbo and 4wd. its just the lower spec version of the GTR. re-read the dudes post again. gts4 was never mentioned

>>14076443
The GTS-T is RWD and turbo, not AWD.

>>14076457
can confirm, GTS-T is RWD
source: two friends own them

You can only get factory turbo and AWD in a GT-R

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/bungalow/cars-vans-utes/1990-volvo-740gle-16v-wagon/1098503603

found this,would have been great if I was in the same state

>>14076587
hmmm, however could i get to a faraway place over land

if only i had a motorised rollingham vehicle of some sort

>>14076701
how about a plane? faster than motorised vehicle or hitching a ride.

>>14076728
>>14076701
If I flew over there, it'd still be a 35 hour drive back in a car that has been sitting for several years. What would the chances of me making it back without breaking down even if I change all the fluids and do a few other things

>>14076870
Sounds like an epic adventure

>>14076870
nope. best bet would be trailer it. especially if its been sitting, all the fluids will need changing for a start

>>14076587
that 16V head is worth its weight in gold over here
if you get a turbo one and put that head on it with basic mods, bolt on a few bits and you could be making a fairly easy (gt86-beating) 250-300hp
combine with an lsd and you're sikk

>>14074405
Aren't Evokes usually over 20k?

>>14076174
>>14076443
GTS-T is RWD.

>>14077182
still doesnt change the price of the gearboxes

>>14076924
>>14076936
It'd be a fun adventure, until it breaks down

>>14077000
The main reason it would have been great for me is the cost, I can afford to buy it but not get it back down here to SA. I have been looking around for a 740 wagon to make into a sleeper of sorts, the 16 valve head and a turbo would be the best route to go without swapping the engine out? Or is there a difference between NA and turbo engine blocks?

>>14076174
FUCK OFF

>>14077277
the best volvo sleepers arent powered by volvo.
more than enough room to swing a cat. there has been at least one volvo powered by a 2jz

>>14077299
I seen a video of a 2JZ powered one, what other engines would suit it? Around 4-500hp with 6 or less cylinders? I have no idea what other 6 cylinder engines are good besides the 1/2JZ?

>>14077358
most of the othe volvo sleepers are powered by a v8. and most of them are on LPG why?
its a big and heavy shell so you are going to need a fair bit of power to lug it around. you will be wasting your time if you use a 4 cylinder because its counter effective.
the other one you can use is nissan RB only limiting bit will be the strut towers. as bigger turbos need more room or another idea would be ford barra turbo if you can find one cheap enough

>>14077202
>I refuse to learn
GTS4 was the only AWD model besides the GT-R.

>>14077358
>what other engines would suit it? Around 4-500hp with 6 or less cylinders?
You should probably just use a V8.

>>14076174
you get vitamin D from SUNLIGHT. its your biggest source and its free.

this was in winter when there was no sun, faggot

>>14074151
>no-one thinks you're hot shit.

Everyone compliments the brz though so yes they are hot shit

Literally the most stared at car on the road god machine TM from Toyota Japan

>>14077467
aint winter now is it? bigger faggot

>>14077478
you are incorrect the most stared at car is a hot rod

why can't kiwifag just get autobanned like falcunt does

would make the thread so much better

>>14077480
Whats the point you're trying to make? Lacked vitamin D during the winter took it for 3-4 weeks until the sun started to come out and stopped

It's 5 dollars a bottle, what cheap cunt wouldn't do that

>>14077499
oh boo hoo. sucks to be you
>>14077506
go get some sunlight. the stuff you get in a bottle will always be more expensive to going outside. i dont care if you want to spend the rest of your life indoors.

>>14077499
Agreed

>>14077529
How retarded can one fag be? filtered

>>14077499
he suffers from a mental illness that requires him to have a name so he can be acknowledged in his pathetic life.

and hes such a shut in he doesn't know how vitamin d works

>>14077601
you aint above me cunt. if you think im such a fucking pleb why are you so butthurt?

>>14077447
>>14077406
I found a few 6 cylinder, some might be too expensive to consider
as you said, a Nissan RB or
Ford Barra turbo
the GM LF4
1/2JZ

To be honest, I'd might consider either a 1/2JZ or a RB engine, maybe a V8
the JZ engine seems pretty popular and most likely have a load of information online
A RB could work as well, and there's probably a lot of people that know them well in Australia because of the commie that had one and skylines
A V8 would most likely be the cheapest for power for money

>>14077670
I'd probably just go with an LS1 honestly.

>>14077670
easiest way to get a LS1 is to buy the commodore SS around it.

FUCK YAZ CUNTS

how much is it to import a r35 from japan to aus?

>no corvettes
>no mustangs

No nothing powerful in this shit country.

>Hurr you must purchase our pig fat ugly commodores instead of a 60k 2015 corvette which would cost 200k to import and convert!

>>14078013
about 3 fiddy

NEW THREAD

>>14078048

>>14078048

>>14078048

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>>14077277
na and turbo blocks would have different compression at the least, would be far easier to buy a turbo block and build it up with the 16v head
not sure what you're after but I'd want a car that doesn't need engineer's certs, in that case stick with the b230ft and mod it. if you want more than 300hp you'd be better off swapping to a different motor, could probably get away with a motor from an s40/v40 (b4194t I think? high pressure t4 motor) since a cop will probs see that it's a volvo 4-cyl and assume that it's the original

lots of tuning sites, ipd, eurosporttuning, kaperneke(sp?)