G'day mate

Am I being detained?

>>14066133
im just waitin for a m8

australia seems like such a shit country for driving and car enthusiasts. the registration and compliance laws are too fucking stiff.

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>>14066149
>im just waitin for a m8

>>14066133
Uh, no, actually.

>>14066159
if you dont know anything at all about the laws sure
meanwhile california is infinitely worse than any state in australia. they can legally steal your car if you dont hand your plates back after a certain period

>>14066149
>>14066165
>>14066143
>>14066183
Are you aware you did a little skid when taking off in the wet back there at the lights?

You're not havin a hoon are you mate?

>>14066193
california is not worse than australia lmao

>>14066198
My apologies, car is cable clutch and I don't have TCS. Hard to not spin a little bit in low-traction spots.

>>14066193
>they can legally steal your car if you dont hand your plates back after a certain period
cool made up law dude

>>14066159
>registration and compliance laws are too fucking stiff.

Its expensive and annoying, but look at it this way- none of these cunts would do any kind of maintenance on their cars until the wheels literally fall off
Which is all fun and games until you have a decrepit shitbox crash into you or some part of it fly off and fuck your shit up.

'Most' people (non-car people that is) would probably do some kind of maintenance, but stick a corporate entity in there and they'll look at saving millions for never having to change tyres or make their vehicles roadworthy.

>>14066224
Now listen mate, i don't need any excuses. Be honest with me, i don't want to have to impound your car.

>>14066229
I'm serious, the clutch is very stiff and hard to release smoothly. Previous owner must have been an absolute madman.

>>14066240
Your tyres are also a little bald mate, you gonna blame that on the previous owner too? Fess up now, or you're going to be in a lot of trouble.

>>14066247
They came with the car, so yeah, I guess. I'm saving for new ones.

>>14066193
California has literally the best driving roads and circuits in the nation within 1-2 hours or less of most major metropolitan areas. It also has most major tuning/aftermarket companies including alignment shops that specialize in tuning cars to handle. Its literally a motorcyclist's heaven too if you get tired of CARB bullshit because you can ride year-round.

What the fuck does Australia have aside from a bunch of nazi cops and venomous spiders.

>>14066133

Because I decided to stop.

>>14066254
You're a p plater mate, why do you have an intercooler?

You don't have a turbo, do you?

>>14066133
Thats a weird accent you've got there. Are you from the south or something?

>>14066262
I'm not a P-plater, I'm an American. This is an american shitbox mustang from the late 80s. Did I wind up in Australia somehow?

>>14066133
Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA

>>14066256
We can import from pretty much anywhere in the world and legally modify our cars.

>>14066271
UH U DONT GET TO BRING FRIENDS LOOOOL

>>14066268
You have mate, you've got a p plate restriction on your license which means you can't go above 90, why were you doing 100?

And what's the deal with the intercooler?
You're not hiding a turbo are you...

>>14066273
But you can't enjoy them.

So what's the fucking point lol. Might as well pick up Gran Turismo.

And weren't LHD cars illegal in Australia until recently? lol

>>14066279
I have a D-class license, I don't know what P-plates are exactly. I am allowed to drive pretty much anything "normal" with a D-class license, just not stuff like 18-wheelers or dump trucks. And I don't have an intercooler, the car is N/A.

>>14066273
>legally modify our cars
you have the exact same engine swap laws as california.
and you dont even let vintage cars not run cats.
plus you have a bunch of other bullshit that california doesn't like yearly inspections.
plus you have speed cameras.

also california is only 1/50th of the us

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>>14066282
I have and do enjoy my cars.
Drag and track days are some of my simple, happy moments in life.

LHD has always been legal here... you don't really want it because its a pain in the arse for overtaking

>>14066299
Engine swap laws vary from state to state, shit I've dropped 3L V6's into MR2's and its perfectly legal
I know several vintage car owners without cats, if the car had a cat from the factory you have to run it, but if it didn't, you don't
California has a huge mexican and black population... making 3rd worlders behave is kicking shit uphill
Speed cameras. Let me think, don't drive fast through the fucking speed camera?

We're a country and not a state.

>>14066226
it happened to someone on /o/, dude

>>14066282
>But you can't enjoy them
why not bruh

>>14066299
>and you dont even let vintage cars not run cats
a lot of 'vintage' cars didnt come with a cat..

four states in australia dont require yearly inspections. some only when transferring states or if registration has been expired for a certain time.

>>14066279
>you've got a p plate restriction on your license which means you can't go above 90

In what cuck state is this a law?

QLD might be fucked, but we've at least moved onto power-to-weight and no arbitrary L/P-plater speed limit.

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>>14066149
lol

>>14066659
NSW. I'm Victorian and when I did interstate drives on my Ps I had to abide by this stupid as fuck rule. Also had to mount my P plates to my licence plate because window plates don't cut it there.

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>>14066133
>the fuck kind of car is that?
>mate?
>head hurts
>wake up
>shitpost on /o/

>>14066718
No you don't. Also a victorian, I've done a heap of trips through nsw. Did 110 on Ls and Ps past coppers and speed cameras with window mounted plates. Never had any troubles.

>>14066133
Short on your quota of being an arsehole for the day officer?

>>14066830
Window plates are shit.
I live on the nsw/qld border.
Qld p platers are absolute crap at driving and you can't see the plates through their tinted windows
And they always tailgate you

>>14066159
these threads are literally underaged cancer having a sook because they've found the regulations for modifying cars.

In reality, the regulations are basically ensuring pedestrian & driver safety.

>>14066947
t,bh if your car is properly modified and not some piece of shit there is zero problem.

>engineer certs are hard

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>>14067014
What a shitty blanket statement m8, ever tried getting a heavily modified older car engineered? The amount of hoop-jumping is ridiculous.

>mfw you probably have a commodore with a baby cam

>>14067023
> Not being qualified to wright your own.

>>14066947
>tripfag tripfagging
Kill yourself

>>14067033
>not being qualified to write period

>>14067033
> Not being qualified to wright your own
I don't think you're qualified to write anything.

What are engineering certs? You have to get inspected after mods?

>>14067033
winning

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>>14067203
>>14067215

>>14066947
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>>14067023
>The amount of hoop-jumping is ridiculous
not really no

>>14066262
Yeah mate im a p-plater but im in wa so my twin turbo vyss is legal to own

>>14067247
> I'm just doing my bait
>bait.

>>14066830
I got done once doing 110 (with Green Ps) and window Ps around Albury and the cop let me off (I just told him I was crossing the border to see a mate 30 minutes away) after nagging my ear off for 20 minutes about how the laws change once you cross the border and it's your responsibility to follow them.

>>14066279
It's 2015 retard, it's 130kw/tonne so a whole bunch of turbo shit is legal.

>>14066299
>you have the exact same engine swap laws as california.
Except we don't.
>and you dont even let vintage cars not run cats.
Except any car built before the ADR (ie, 'vintage) does not need to comply with them, so they can have fucking open headers if you want to be a dickhead
>plus you have a bunch of other bullshit that california doesn't like yearly inspections.
Why yes, many of our states do like to ensure that there aren't absolute shitboxes allowed to drive on public roads, thank you for asking. Feels like i'm not going to get killed because a mexican decided to make wheel spacers out of wood.
>plus you have speed cameras.
Which are easy to avoid when stationary and you simply bash all mobile speed camera operators whenever you see them.

>>14066133
my ancestors sent yours here because they were deemed to scummy to be part of the glorious british isles, u mad brah?
>Proceed to drive away knowing criminals cant do the arresting

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>>14067390
>Steal bread
>Court room
>It's 2 degrees celcius outside
>Rain hitting the windows
>'Oh no! please don't send me to the death island!'
>Forced onto ship
>Ocean for a while
>'No! you can't do this to me!'
>Ships out of sight
>Fucking fools
>Pic related

americans are in ZERO position to speak about harsh laws
they have the highest incarceration rate of any nation, like 4.6 times greater than australias. dont forget the the three strikes and life in prison bullshit

>>14067442
that's because niggers and 3 strikes only exists in a couple of states.

>>14066159
Lol, is this nigga serious?
All of the cars in this video are road legal.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMK9K1vJKFs

>>14067534
Pro tip; Licensed=/=road legal.

>>14067513
So an American could go to prison for like stealing a pack of skittles on 3 separate occasions then?

>>14067548
No

>>14067552
what about if you got caught with a couple grams of weed 3 times?

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>>14067437
Sent to shithole island
200 years later has higher HDI than the shithole place they got sent away from

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>>14067534
>Lol, is this nigga serious?
He's American, he's probably a bit autistic and don't beat on the spastics too hard

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>>14066219

yes it is.

can you say SKYLINE.

/comment

>>14067437
>>14067637
Fuckin ROFL

>>14066133
because Australia hates motorcyclists?

>>14067557
No. Most 3 strikes are for violent felonies. So, beat your wife three times. Or mug three people. Or mix and match, one armed robbery, one aggravated assault, and one vehicular homicide.

>>14066133
probably because i'm always going 10-20kph over the limit... here you go, 20€ and thank you good bye
this actually happened to me twice

Australia is literal shit. Thank god I'm American and can enjoy driving with a million retarded regulations. Live free or die you shits.

>>14068269

skyline.

>>14068287
Meanwhile tube-chassis several thousand hp twin-turbocharged roll caged wheelie-bar-equipped straight line monsters are driving legally on the road.

>>14067915
Only the third strike has to be a violent crime

>>14067661
>>14068287

It's all fun and games until you get your car crushed for violating one of the shitty regulations you cuckaroos have.

>>14066133
What the hell?? Where am I?

>>14068676
This ain't Cali, lol.

>>14066133
I GOT HERE AS FAST AS I COULD

>>14066133
Because I exist and am near an operable car?
Fuck Australia,
t. American

>>14066149
10/10 amerifags wont get this

youre under arrest m8
for what?
cause im not happy with who you are

>>14066830
Can vouch, did my research and for interstate learner and probationary drivers they follow their own restrictions. Fuck that 80/90 bullshit in NSW

>>14066133
2 right Zippah!

>>14066262
Good job cunt-stible

Its powah to weight now, now Trent from whoop whoop can drive his dad's old V8 Holden/Ford because they are so fucking heavy

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You tell me
>im not incriminating myself
>i might say one thing when he pulled me over for another

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>>14066133
..........

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>>14068676

don't be a dick head in populated areas and it doesn't happen.

>be ameriburger.
>buy jap car.
>get's crushed on importation
>freedom

>>14066718
The restriction is a license restriction and not a territory restriction. In other words, if you are a Victorian P plater, when you go into NSW you do not have to abide by NSW P plater license restrictions because you hold a different class of license.

>>14066159
We don't even have inspections in my state. Unless you get done by the cops or go unregistered for months you are fine.

Means I can run my engine rich with no cats all year round

>>14067661
>>14068287
The autistic fanbase killed Skylines for me. Just about every Skyline driver I know is a Millennial on his P's who covers it in stickers, GT-R badge and JAY DEE EMM crap before crashing it or getting it stolen.

Up goes Skyline insurance, and there goes another example of the already limited supply. The same applies to Supras because muh FnF and Silvias/200SX because reasons. Carfags in Australia are the worst for SICK MAWDS and stupid shit in general so you'll never find one that hasn't been molested beyond repair.

Holy fuck I'm mad.

>>14066149
sure Mick.

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>>14069477
>

>>14076228
i agree, but the gtr skylines (the real ones) get my respect.

their owners are usually chill since they're priced way ahead of their normal counterparts.

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>>14072086
>be austrailian
>modify car - restricted
>buying guns - difficult
>using the internet - filtered
>beverages at restaurant - non-refillable
oh man, I totally want your freedome instead

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>>14077783
>be american
>get shot

KEKKK!

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>>14077816
>not shooting back

>>14077783
At least your country isn't pure evil

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>>14077824
>bullet misses the shooter
>hits a kid
>"this is the price of freedom"

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Yeah m8, I know exactly why you pulled me over

>>14068676
Don't know anyone who's ever had a car crushed for violating a road rule.

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>>14077852
>Be Australian
>wake up
>get bitten by spiders
>go outside
>get swooped on by birds
>get sliced open by cassowaries
>get skin cancer from literal hole in Ozone layer
>go swimming
>get stung to death by jellyfish
>get eaten by saltwater crocs
>get stung to death by rays

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>>14077899
>be american

KEK!

>>14066228
>Its expensive and annoying, but look at it this way- none of these cunts would do any kind of maintenance on their cars until the wheels literally fall off

Canadian here, we don't have mandatory inspections in Ontario and we get by fine. Don't have a lot of shitboxes on the road either, most are less than 10 years old, and usually no more than 15.

>>14077903
The salt on your roads helps. Cars pretty much last forever in Australia.

>>14077902
poorfag

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>>14077914
>be american
>get shot
>"good thing i make slightly more money so i can pay for the 100k ambulance"

>>14077902

>83% less likely to have AIDS

Is this a census done regarding ALL Americans, or just Basketball Americans?

>>14077899
just your average day in Australia

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>>14078164
Fuck off cunt

>>14066133

i was doin sum sick skids ya cunt

*offers a beer from the passenger seat*

>>14078031

I feel like the Negro has skewed the average American's lifestyle in those statistics. Detroit is basically it's own third world post apoc African country at this point.

>>14078255
>Blaming Detroit
Detroit represents what, 0.2-0.25% of the population?

>>14077967
I'll take the 71% less likely to be murdered for $500 please Alex

>>14078270
And it still manages to drag the average down so much

>if you remove the negroes, america is a very nice place

no shit dumbass if you remove violence, poverty and crazy blacks, somalia is a pretty nice country too

>>14078358
kek'd

>>14078366
>Somalia without niggers could be converted into endless tracks
>you will never race your rivals on the Mount Shimbiris downhill

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>>14066133
No idea. Enlighten me.

>>14078255
>be American
>bad parts remain a part of your country
>act like they're a seperate thing
BUT DEM DANG NEGROES IN DERR DETROIT AINT HAVIN NO EFFECT ON MY TOBY KEITH LIFE IN SILVERADO DRIVIN WHITESVILLE, IN THIS EXACT PART OF MURRIKA LIFE IS PERFECT, WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE REST OF THE COUNTRY, BUT HEY MURRIKA DA BEST IN THE WORLD!!

>>14066133

Because you're an autistic poorfag with shit taste.

>>14066279
It's not an intercooler. Just an air conditioner radiator.

>>14066133
Because I've somehow driven over the Pacific Ocean.