Caught street racing

>>14053476
They have to catch you in the act. A picture of your car doesn't mean shit.

Bump
Might just suduko and take the Feds to the local toe-gay and flee cross country ahhahaha

>>14053482
Yea but it's gonna be this lady's word against mine
Is she just gonna sound sperg lord yelling about "IVE HEARD IT ALL WEEK BLAH BLAH BLAH"
Maybe I'm just not thinking logically but you can probably understand my concern.

can they the prove it?

All the police has is some crazy bitches word and a probably awful photo.

Its pretty much her word against yours. Plus the photo doesn't sound like its all that incriminating just you sitting there.

>>14053476
What were you driving?

>>14053504
>implying I want to get incriminated thanks to the people I call my br/o/s
>>14053494
Yes but why would she lie about hearing a car fly down the road all week? Should I just be like "wasn't me" then they will see muh no muffler? Maybe I'll just use exhaust putty to hold the muffler on really badly haha it's in my trunk right now

>>14053523
i would say, I was just driving by.
They cannot prove it was you just cause she heard noises.

I would be shocked if the police even bother coming to your house. It surprising difficult to get the police to do much of anything.

>>14053476

Don't be an idiot, don't say anything and sure as shit don't give out any of those bullshit excuses that are just terrible.

If they show up, which they likely wont
>Sir we have reports of you engaging in illegal street racing
>I didn't do it
>But we have a picture of the back of your car
>Good for you, I didn't do it. If you want to continue this conversation address all contact to my attorney

Plead the fifth faggot, don't give them anything to work with and the cops will have nothing to go on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc

Police are lazy fucks. They won't do anything about it. Monitor your police scanner though.

>muh special snowflake
the police literally dont care. the only physical proof of anything is a picture of your license plate taken by an old lady. you can not and will not get in trouble for it. but i would highly suggest not racing the same stretch again.

*if* anyone talks to you, there's a .0000000000001% chance of it happening, but if they do, don't try to come up with some elaborate story of why you think the lady might think you were street racing. thats the #1 sign of someone lying and covering something up. Just say you have no idea who she is or why anyone would've taken a picture of your license plate. FULL STOP. NOTHING MORE.

>>14053592
also dont start off saying "oh she must've thought we were racing because i don't have a muffler

Dont even point that shit out. thats just asking for trouble.

>>14053476
you're probably not going to hear from the police at all, but you have absolutely no obligation to (and should not) say a single word to the police. you don't even have to answer your door if you don't want to.

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>friend let me borrow his straight piped RX7 FC for a bit
>riding around with a different friend. He has a 4.0 V6 mustang with a bama tune.
>do pulls and shit. cars are neck and neck. Having a blast cruising down the road
>hit a backroad
>come up on trail blazer
>downshift and fly past. popping off right next to her window
>friend passes her too
>we both come to our stop
>lady followed us all the way into the parking lot
>"YOU SONS OF BITCHES ARE CRAZY. IF YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF RUN INTO A TREE NOT SOMEONE ELSE!!!!"
>"okay mam"
>"I GOT YOUR PLATES. BOTH OF YALL. I CALLED THE LAW"
>"okay mam"
>she leaves
>friend and i kek because his dad is local sheriff
>talk to friend later
>his dad actually got a call. Went something like this
>"THESES TWO SONS OF BITCHES WERE DRIVING CRAZY! ALMOST GOT ME KILLED! I HAVE BOTH OF THEIR PLATES!!!"
>"Do you have proof mam?"
>"I SAW THEM"
>yada yada. Friend said lady was constantly yelling and being a bitch
>next day. in my car
>see cops posted down the road. drive right past with no worry
>friend passes
>cop follows him into parking lot
>cop drives off
>friend and i kek

You have nothing to worry about OP. As long as they didn't get a video / picture of you actually doing anything. you're fine.

Pic related

>>14053491
I've called cops on people for much worse and they didn't do shit. I also had more evidence. Cops really are fucking useless for 85% of situations

>>14053667
fun day, ILikeCars loves the brap

>>14053491
You should be fine.
"I SAW THIS KID RACING"
"Oh? Where's the video? I pulled up to talk to a friend, you thought my car sounded like something out of Fast and Furious, and you took a photo. Simple as that."

>>14053476
>What should I say?

~*NOTHING*~

DO NOT SAY ANYTHING AT ALL

criminals LOVE telling stories, cops know this, they will pressure you into this until you admit guilt even if you aren't actually guilty

best thing to do is keep your fucking trap shut, not a god damn word, do not talk to anyone do not brag about anything

alternatively, quit breaking the law, asshole

Ah women and cars

>Drive down my road with my straight piped Greddy exaust and park at 8pm after getting my car wrongfully towed, cops payed for my towing and impoud fees for their fuckup

>park my car and some sjw tumblrina, (fat glasses, bitchy tone, ect, you know the type) comes up to me and berates me for waking up her 2 year old.

>Shrug and walk away

I know it was her that reported me for not having plates on the car I was storing and I got a warning so I put plates and still without even checking, I got towed.

Come spring, I'm going to be doing 1st gear pulls, revving my shit at her and her cvck husband

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>>14053476

I hope you get arrested.

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>>14053476
>stop street racing, genius
>stop driving a rice cannon that screams that you like dick in your orifices
>????
>profit

>>14053491
Classy bait. I really like it. You should fucking kill yourself. Your accord with the rotted off muffler isn't as loud as you think it is.

Unless you live in Hicksville you have nothing to worry about.

>>14053821
why do you browse /o/ again

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>tfw you find a curvy mountain road an hour out of town
>not a single car at night for hours
>feel like startinga racing scene
>remember you drive an autotragic Cobalt with 150hp

>>14054169
>every night want to hit the touge on my bike
>fear of animals stops me

>>14054169
Are you Australian? Usually when I want to go out at night, I don't worry about getting eaten, motorcycle and all.

>>14054169
I have a list of roads that I want to try out my new car on when I get my car over the holidays.

I'm on Google Maps as well looking for good ones near me. I live out in whoop whoop North Queensland, so anything off the highway should be pretty deserted, especially on a work night.

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>>14054169
>tfw you find a perfect road
>no cops, no traffic, two lanes each side
>Only 15-20 minutes from house
>tfw it's straight, no curves or corners
>tfw you drive an autotragic Honda
>tfw you will never have fun

If you live in a small town you might be right to be worried, but any real city will have real crime going on and cops will tell the lady fuck off.

>>14054069
I bet you put toilet paper on toilet seats.

>>14054135
He likes to look at pretty machines. Not drive
You know ,
A true enthusiast

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>>14054273
>find a road exactly like this
>hit 200kph in my cobalt

>>14053491
You're fine dude. Maybe find a different place to race. As long as the cops don't actually see you though, they won't do anything.

And get rid of your straight pipe dude, it just makes you look like a douche.

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Illegal street racers are fucking scum.

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With more legal venues opening all the time, there is no excuse for street racers to continue damaging property and taking innocent lives.

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Bystanders that see you racing in your bad ass, cool car on public roads hope that you're paralyzed in a crash and burn to death.

You will not hear a single word about this.

This lady called the cops, like I'm sure she has a thousand times before and the cops responded;

>Oh, hey Mrs. Johnson
>People driving past your house too fast huh ?
>No no, don't come down we don't need the photo
>Alright, Mrs. Johnson we'll look into it
-click-
>officer 1:Fucking... Mrs. Johnson again
>officer 2:ayy fuck that bitch haha your move btw were playing checkers and were at the station, no were at a diner. Another round of coffee over here Ames. haha mrs jhnson fk hr speeding kids lmao ill speed right into her if you dont know what I mean sx

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And should your foolishness bring you to harm, you will bleed out, broken and alone, because all of your friends will flee the scene as quickly as they can.

>>14054621
>more legal venues
>still costs over $300 for a single day on a track.

>>14054600
>>14054621
>>14054635
>bumfuck nowhere drag races
>dangerous
lol

>>14054648
>>14054635
>>14054621
>americans think their 7l v8 suv gives them the skills needed to not crash
>they crash
>dem day racers fuk da roads fo us public!

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>>14054649
I'll pay that to have these guys on standby.

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>>14054635
>Bystanders that see you racing in your bad ass, cool car on public roads hope that you're paralyzed in a crash and burn to death.

Luckily for me, I don't care what people think.

>find empty out-of-town road
>race early in the morning when traffic is minimal
>set up drivers on the start and finish lines
>have radio communications between drivers
>alert drivers to end the race if the finish line sees oncoming traffic
>racers only endanger themselves

Can we all agree this is an acceptable way to street race?

>>14054621
>have to drive 4-8 hours and pay a ton of money to during my busy schedule
>or I can join with friends in the way home for free

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>>14054650

>>14054677
Crashing and killing yourself is fine. And that's all that will happen if you're in bumfuck nowhere. That crash looks like it happened at an interesection. Who the hell races where there are intersections?

>>14053476
Unless she recorded the race they can't do shit.

All she did was take a picture of your car.
That doesn't prove shit.

That being said be more careful with your street racing. I know

also
>DO
>NOT
>TALK
>TO
>THE
>POLICE

Kindly tell them you have no idea what they're talking about, tell them to have a nice night and head back inside your house.

>>14054677
>the idiots race at an intersection and not the giant-ass county road 6

>>14054667
Can you find any group of street racers that does this without deviation? Can you ensure that public and private property such as light poles, utility posts, and other structures will not be damaged? Can you find enough personnel to keep post at every side road and driveway? Will personnel on hand have paramedic training or simply first aid certification?

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>>14053476
Don't say anything if they come. Like >>14054689
said, never talk to the police. Doubly so if you're guilty

>>14054696
Are you going to pay for that?

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>>14054667
Yes.

>>14054689
handle it like you handle your gf accusing you of cheating

deny till you die

>>14054696
>drive in straight line
>somehow worry about utility posts

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>>14054708

>>14054696
we get it, you don't like to have fun.

>>14054705
Don't even have to deny.

You don't have to say SHIT to the police.
I know it makes you look suspicious, so just tell them you have no idea what you're talking about. (If they even show up, 0.1% chance they will)
Tell them to have a nice night, you're going inside because you have to get up early for work.

>>14054712
Ah yes of course, "le dumb americans meme".

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>>14054708

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>>14054728
Well I guess I didn't help my case by fucking up the quotes.

>They have to catch you in the act
OP responds:
>Yea but it's gonna be this lady's word against mine
lol dummy. It's like he has to be told what "being caught in the act means".
Anyway, "Things that never happened", the thread.

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>>14054728
I always get at least one reply from a colon cauterized Yank when I post that

>>14054600
As compared to legal street racers?

>>14053476

>shut out all car lights

if you don't have your brake lights and license plate lights wired to a switch it doesn't matter if you turn them off or leave them on lol

>>14054923
When I shut off my car lights,mother brake lights and license plate lights go off.
Also thanks errbody. It's morning and everything's fine

>>14053574
and /thread

>>14053476
Because no one has ever taken a picture of a car before
EVER

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>>14053476
Maybe stop being a dick head who thinks his hotted up little shitbox is cool.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl3F2MWGhrw

>>14053476
A picture will certainly show how fast you were going. I'm sure you will get a speeding ticket in court with the basis of some ladies still picture.
>stop tweaking

>>14054621
>more legal venues opening
>then get shut down by nimbys and boomers who bought homes near track that opened decades before their houses were built