keks

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>>14053245

>tfw i run over a toddler and successfully run away
>tfw never questioned about it

>>14053245
>not backing in the parking space to begin with

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>>14053296
>having the trunk facing the inside of the parking lane when loading groceries

>in wal-mart at self checkout
>fat kid sits on bagging area scale
>error shows on the screen
>scale over capacity

>go to straddle turtle
>it runs under tire
>slow down from 25 to 10 so a squirrel can cross
>it runs into car
>stop to let deer run across road
>it gets stuck on barbed wire fence
Not really funny stories just ridiculous animals committing suicide

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>>14053317
>that feel when washing dozens of dead butterflies off car after three hour mountain sprint

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>lady in SUV parks her car that is way too big for her
>runs into restaurant, hops back into fuckhueg SUV
>No car in parking spot ahead, pulls straight through the spot past the light pole
>forgets about the big cement base that is 2' wide and 2' high
>front bumper is fucked

>>14053301
> buying enough groceries at a time to need to put them in the trunk.

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>tfw i gun down normies on the street

>>14053317
>driving through Oregon, literally kill 20 suicidal squirrels.
Ever since then me and my dad refer to suicide as being an Oregon squirrel.

>>14053439
>>14053317
> in Straya
> north qld
> cassowary coast region
> cassowaries are the dumbest fucking animals
> walk onto the road
> car coming
> they look up
> do the bird equivalent of a shrug
> back to inspecting the bitumen that has literally nothing on it
> slow down
> get closer
> it looks up again
> 'oh you...you want me to move?'
> 'but...i do not wish to'
> goes back to inspecting the road
> boop horn
> semi-startled
> 'please do not do the boop. i'm looking at the road'
> struts around for another fifteen to twenty seconds
> considers the bitumen satisfactory
> moves off back into the bush

>Southern Ontario
>Late summer
>Dead chipmunks
>EVERYWHERE

>>14053830
Geese are kinda the same way too. They have no fear of cars or people.

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>>14053284
Nice bait

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>>14053413
>not growing your own food

>>14053872
>buying food from the grocery store
>not just eating fast food and candy from 7-11

>>14053830
They're just distracting you so the spoidahs have a chance to climb aboard

>>14053878
Another hilarious story
> be me, about 6 or so
> driving in work ute with dad
> see gigantic fucking huntsman spider crawl around near dad's head
> "DAD THERE'S A MASSIVE SPIDER THERE"
> dad grins and shrugs
> no problem i'm not worried
> keep scooted far over to the other side of the seat
> lose site of it
> five minutes later
> fucking spider crawls over dad's bare feet
> swerves like a motherfucker, crushes the spider with his other foot, yells 'SHIT'
> 'thought you weren't worried'
> dad says nothing

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>Driving down road to my place
>Pigeon in road
>"Pigeon pls move"
>"No"
>It decides to fly away stright up at the last second and gets stuck in grill

Had to break his neck like Busta Rhymes when I got home because he was fucked. Felt super bad and sad, but knew that he couldn't use his wings so he was effectively dead already.

>>14053909
Spider called your dad's bluff... And paid the ultimate price

>>14053303
Fuck, back when I worked at Safeway, I was never closer to punching a customer as when someone let their fat kid keep sitting on the bagging area even after I told them it would keep the machine from working properly.

>>14054035
Man people go fucking retarded at those things.
>Hey I'm here at self check, but I'm not good at computers
>please do it for me. On a self checkout
>i can't follow simple instructions I need help
>I'll just come to these self checkouts anyway and complain the whole time about how much I hate them
>then do it all again tomorrow

Every time I see "kek" now, I just assume that the person posting it enjoys seeing their wife/gf railed by a nigger.

>driving Twingo
>pull up to a Mk.3 Golf at red lights
>exchange looks
>green light
>slam throttle
>wheels start spinning cause wet road
>let it go a bit until they get a grip and then full throttle again
>go head to head
>start pulling ahead
>he lets it go

>about 5 minutes later drop friend off at a little bus terminal
>he pulls up next to me
>"yo what engine is that"
>1.2 60hp
>the look on his face
>"and what's yours? 1.4?"
>"1.8"
>mfw

>a few weeks later stop at a gas station
>going back to my car after paying
>"sup man"
>I don't recognise the person
>"you better stop racing with that Twingo girl"
>"what"
>"cause that Golf has an engine bigger than 1.4"
>didn't even respond, just got in the car with a smug look and drive away

Such is life in Poorland. I wish our poorfag ricers had Civics at least, instead we have shitty 75/90hp Golfs with smoked tail lights. There's a 1.9TDI Mk.3 Golf in my town, with a DRIFT KING sticker on the back.

>>14055130
I feel so sorry for you Europoors.

I DD a 6.0 V8.

God bless merrica

>>14055055
cuck is unfiltered.

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>>14055170

OK, i got one
>Be 12, coming back from camping, in older bros car
>He has a radar to avoid tickets
>Driving through mountainous part of CA, on the highway, so bunch of winding roads
>Come up to a really large turn, almost like a C shape, and radar goes off
>Bro slows down and lightly but rapidly hitting breaks so car behind slows down
>Guy is not having any of it, overtakes us and speeds down the turn.
>Get out of the turn, and guess who got pulled over by cop
>Bro and i laugh our assess off and continue driving home.

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>>14053909
>huntsman spider

>>14055428
I scanned that and wasn't disappointed

>>14055231
Doesn't change the fact that I still see it that way.

>Cruise around my home town at night
>Cop car coming up ahead
>Does a U-Turn and starts following me
>Blips the lightbar
>I stop
>Cop walks up
>"Good evening. License and registration please."
>Hand him my paperwork
>"Oh, you can see me?"
>Give him a confused look
>"I wasn't sure, what with this thick fog around here."
>Sky is clear as fuck. I'm still at a loss for words.
>Hands me back my stuff
>"Drive safely"
>Walks back to his car and takes off
>I drive off, confused
>10 minutes later I notice my fog lights are on

>>14055543
Fuck that shit my fog lights help light up the edges of the road and there are plenty of deer around.

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>>14055543
Thanks for the laugh

>>14055130
And here I was in America thinking I'd cucked myself by getting the 2.3 liter mustang instead of the 5.0

Guess I'd better count my blessings and buy a tune kit

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>>14055546
Theyre fog lights, theyre not illuminating shit. If they were Driving lights your story might be beleiveable.
Next youll be telling me how your LED angel eyes help you spot deer.

>>14055546
same here but my car is old as hell and the main lights are useless without fogs.

>meanwhile retards with the ebay fuck bright lights are a ok

>>14055804
>being this stupid
>fog lights don't illuminate things closer to you for better visibility

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>>14055834
>fog lights don't illuminate things closer to you for better visibility
>illuminate things closer to you
>closer to you
Yep, your foglights are going to be useful for spotting that deer youre about to hit, but actually preventing hitting a deer? Nope.
Again youre mistaking fog lights from driving lights
Pic related are foglights, and if you want to spot a deer theyre useless.
USELESS

>>14055901
>useful for spotting deer
>not useful
>telling me I don't know what's on my own vehicle

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>>14055905
im not talking about YOUR vehicle. Im talking about foglights, and theyre useless for spotting deer. How many times must i say this? are you that fucking dense?
Fog lights are mounted low, and theyre small. Two things that make them useless for spotting deer.
Youre basically saying you can use a laser pointer to illuminate a whole room. What is physics? What is common sense?

>>14055949
You literally just said
>useful for spotting deer
>not useful
>you're mistaking your lights for driving lights
>not talking about my vehicle
There are so many holes in your retarded argument that you can't even keep up with it and now you're bringing up a stupid analogy to try and "prove" your point. Maybe you should stop being an illiterate fucktard before you try pointing fingers at someone else because nothing you said is worth a fuck. Are you so fucking dense that you don't know what the fuck a fog light does? I'm done because you're an armchair engineer and self-proclaimed car genius that knows absolutely everything about cars and each person's eyesight and how lights help them see.

>>14055130
We even get the superior versions of you Eurocucks cars!!!! My Beetle is a 2.0 with a Turbo! It only cost me 19k freedom bucks.

>>14055971
Nothing you just said had anything to do with lights, foglights or deer.
Youre losing so youre trying to dismantle my arguement rather than making any kind of arguement of your own. Youre grasping at straws and its obvious.

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>>14055992
What about this?

>>14056112
Ahhh the M3... yeah naw mang we barely get that shit. BMW hates our country because their only customers are middle aged men and hambeasts with egos. Granted the used BMW demographic is a little better but consists mostly of fuckboys and supreme gentlemen. We have a joke in the US, "BMW, the ultimate leasing machine."

>>14055130
I don't get the second part
Was he mad and now says his engine is 1.4

Oh boy. I remember one.

>about 6ish years ago, possibly more
>in beat-up ford contour
>was smacked into twice with this car, neither my fault.
>at a gas station
>bunch of teenagers in mom's brand new I forget what enormous SUV
>they all pile in and start moving foreward
>pole to stop people from running over the pumps in way
>teenager doesn't pay attention
>4 large yellow stripes and a long divit in the side of mom's brand new black enormous landbarge.
>they all get out and have a come-to-Jesus moment
>I silently snicker to myself as I finish filling shitbox tank
>pull away
>laugh maniacally with windows up

I miss that contour.

>>14053429
Shots fired!

>walking to my car in a parking lot
>some guy in a focus comes flying through the busy lot doing like 20mph
>tries to take a shortcut between parked cars, there's a concrete island (how could you not see it?)
>absolutely rams right into it
>backs up, there's debris all over the place
>leaves

that dude must have had a fuck huge repair bill and I had a good lol

>>14056000

NIGGER YOU MAKE NO SENSE
IM NOT EVEN HIM
YOUR ARGUMENT IS A FUCKED CACOPHONY ASS SHIT

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>Meet family at IKEA
>Parking lot has this massive sag/pothole thing. Not a "hole", but like a huge dip with smooth edges
>Watch this tiny shitbox Pontiac Firefly nearly get sucked in and dragged to unfathomable depths where light cannot reach
>Makes it through by going slow
>Porche SUV driven by a nasty brown woman does the same
>jk, she tries to take it at like 30mp/h
>WHAM
>Bottoms out, fucks up her fenders/trim, plastic shrapnel EVERYWHERE
>Doesn't even slow down, she got places to be, fuck the patriarchy
>Surrounded by other pedestrians, everyone's faces when
Women drivers, I tell ya hwat.

>>14057027
Why should she care?
She didn't pay for the car.
She won't pay for the repair.
All it'll cost her is a quick apology to her husband before she goes off cucking him again.

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>>14056759

>go through last ez pass lane
>lane ends with a curved wall forcing you to merge into the next lane
>punch cuckstang to do sick pass
>lexus truck in merge lane sees me as a threat
>punches his accelerator
>thinks mustangs can stop
>comes down to me hitting the wall or hitting him, fuck hitting the wall
>try do swing the car in between him and the wall as best I can
>turn right then left as hard as I can
>ford thought it was funny to give the mustang a center of mass 15 feet above the car
>ass swings out, swipe/bash his driver door with my right rear quarter panel
>no hesitation, drop to 3rd, dissappear
>get off highway, still driving like im on the touge 10 minutes later, sweating

It's been like a week, if they got my plate I think I would have been caught by now.

>>14058508
I will from now on be an asshole to every single Mustang driver I see, hoping one of them is you.

>>14060662
Don't treat us all bad just for one douche's actions. I know my brakes are shit and my handling is shit so I try to drive as predictively as possible to avoid incidents.

>>14058508

You know the ez pass takes scans your transponder? They know who you are. Enjoy your felony hit and run.

>watching some documentary about people with real dolls
>one of the guys drives a red porsche
>immediately think of turtletron

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>>14061230
Shitstang gets #BTFO

I got one.

>Be coming back from gun range with friend, he is driving
>See cop running a speed trap, point him out so friend can slow down
>Friend:"Fuck the police" and keeps going 70 in a 60 past the cop
> Cop pulls out behind us, lights on. Friend sees cop in rear-view, swears profusely, begins pulling over
> Cop blows right past us
>Friend has never pulled that stunt again

I hit a small child one time and just drove away really fast. To this day I still feel paranoid the police will knock on my door.

>>14061357
What color was he?

>>14055790
You still did because you actually have freedom and you blew it.

>>14055812
Maybe you should just buy new headlights

>>14061411
White

I have a story.
>6 years ago
>be new driver, just got my license a few days b4 this.
>coming home from supermarket, mom made me go get the groceries bc she teaches private lessons during the afternoons
>coming back, stuck behind minivan doing 20 in a 45
>start to honking incesively
>minivan continues at its pace
>roll down my window and start shouting, trying to get this fucker to move
>still does 20 mph
>proceed to lay on horn for good 20 seconds while flipping him the bird
>still goes 20 mph
>after a few minutes of this, car turns into my neighborhood
>forfuckssake.jpg
>minivan goes even slower in the neighborhood
>still honking and yelling
>car parks in front of my house
>realize that the minivan driver is a student of my mom's
>drop into 1st, speed right past my house to avoid contact with minivan
>sit at end of neighborhood for a good hour until student leaves
>go home
>mom asks where I've been
>mfw

>>14053245
usually these threads are shit but OPs story is actually really funny

>>14061779
maximum sperg

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>>14055170
>>14055790
>>14061490
Tfw when I just bought a '96 5.0 f150 for $900
>220k miles
> did an oil change
>all the oil was still there (5 quarts)
Does the engine hold 5 or 6 quarts of oil?

>>14056000
trips of truth

>>14061779

Amazing.

>>14053245
> Pulling into driveway after work
> Competitors are making a delivery to a neighbour
> Hold their van up while I get perfectly aligned in the driveway

> Pigeon in road
> Standing in the middle of the road
> Drive past
> It ambles under the back wheel

> Driving along at night
> Pigeon in the road
> One crapped on my car the other day
> Don't move around it
> Hit it dead on with a wheel
> BA-BUMP BA-BUMP
> See the corpse bouncing along the ground shedding feathers behind me

>>14053909
>Friends older brother gets his license
>he's in the special class at school so we call him Dopey Dave
>driving around
>pulls down sun visor and sees a huge Hunstman sitting on it
>Immediately reaches down for his thong to kill it whilst driving around a corner on backroads
>rolls car, breaks right leg, spider escapes via smashed window

>>14053245
I have once driven with a pulled parking brake, turns out it's not locking the wheels if you hear the click only once.

>>14063375
I once drove about 20 kilometers with the handbrake pulled because the light is broken. It didn't change the driving feel too much cause the handbrake wasn't too strong.

>>14063400
>officer I can explain those hektik skidz

>>14055170
>>14061801
>>14055790
why do you have to bully poor people

>>14063407
The handbrake literally did nothing. I guess halfway through the pads were gone but they weren't working properly from the beginning.

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>driving behind SUV in small car
>doing about 40
>brief glimpse something small passing in front of SUV
>a second later later a cloud of feathers blow under the bottom
>dude what
>realize a bird just got consumed by fan/serpentine belt
>mfw

The entire open sky and you chose to die by Ford Explorer.

>go on fishing trip with some mates to some remote town near the ocean
>we head down the street next morning to the bakery for breakfast
>sitting on raised Curb next to car eating Breakfast
>our 2 cars are literally the only ones parked on the main street
>A wild woman driver appears!
>she pulls in 4 spaces ahead and slowly backs up to friends car
>we wait for it
>she reverses into friends car at crawling speed
>hear a sickening crunch as her towbar mashes into friends grill less than 2 feet from us
>our collective faces when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrH3XiMR3KA
>she sits in her car panicking for a good 10 minutes before coming out and apologizing
>friend wasn't even that pissed off once he realized she just bent the front license plate in a bit

We laughed it off but deep down we knew we were indoctrinated into the women driver meme.

>>14063465
>The entire open sky and you chose to die by Ford Explorer.
kek'd audibly

>>14063400
a guy at my old work did this in one of the delivery vans, except he didnt know what was going on and called my boss yelling that the car was on fire because clouds of tire smoke were flying up behind him

>>14061511
You're the scum of the earth

>>14053245
>Driving through the ghetto at 3am from the casino in my 03 Buick Regal
>Too drunk to take the highway, but not so drunk as I don't think that i've got this man.
>i've got this, man.
>Stop at light. Some nignogs approach.
>Crowbar goes through my glass sunroof.
>punch down on the accelerator.
>Car goes over a big bump and there is screaming.
>I drive on home, pay my buddy Scott 50 bucks plus parts to replace the glass over a weekend at his place.
>Nothing more ever happened.

>>14064117
Why do you guys think you're a first world country again?

>Sitting in line at mall parking lot
>Old Subaru, rattlecanned black
>late 50's business exec looking man just straight up scrapes my side
>wide, but not deep, scratches down the side of my car
>he's now upset that insurance is going to jack his rates up
>tell him $100 and we forget it even happened
>he happily pulls a $100 out of his wallet
>can of rustoleum: $5
>profit: $95

I miss driving the tank.

>>14064117
You're doing the lords work.

>>14064140
Becuase there's a 95% chance it never happened.

Niggers don't wail on random cars like Gordon Freeman, and he sure as hell didn't run one over and drive off into the sunset with his scorpion jacket.

>>14064194
>Niggers don't wail on random cars like Gordon Freeman

i dunno, that part's believable

>>14064194
New Orleans resident here, yes they do. Often times it's even stupider than Nig Life 3 scenario he described.

>>14064194
Its called a 'carjacking' dumbass... and yes, they do happen. A lot. Usually the idiots are smart enough to put another car in front of the car they are attempting to carjack, but not that time.

>>14064190
thanks man. I use that crowbar all the time.

>>14064117
This is why you carry a gun.

>>14064117
>Be in college
>campus is situated between the ghetto and a hospital
>See a minivan hurtling down the 4 lane, 25mph road, going about 50.
>Minivan swerves to avoid hitting a bike, hits the center median, flips onto its side, and skids into another car.
>nignog hops out of one of the doors after a moment, throws the sliding door open, and drags a bleeding nignog out.
>Starts dragging the bleeding nignog down the sidewalk towards the emergency room, about 500 yards ahead.
>Bleeding nignog was clearly shot in the chest.
>Nearby cop shows up and picks them up.
>Another cop shows up very shortly thereafter and I give my story.

>>14064233
>SHIIIIEEEEETTTTTTTTTT

>>14064232
I thought I had it pretty well handled with the gas pedal approach. Also, there were a few of them. A gun in that situation would have caused more trouble than it is worth, I'm sure.


>Be driving along the highway at night with a friend of mine.
>see a beat to hell 1990's ish truck being driven by a pair of nignogs, full of muh scraps
>passing them on the right because they are going in the left lane
>They tap on the brakes a little.
>Brake calliper flies out of the fender wall and tears through my back window.
>They 'don't notice'
>I beep at them and flash my lights until they pull over
>tags are years expired
>driver doesn't have a license.
>They offer me seventeen dollars.
>I take their seventeen dollars and say "You two idiots better thank your lucky stars I have better places to be right now" and leave.

>>14064262
Do you live in the south?

>>14064262
More?

>Going to scrap yard with some empty chemical drums. Seventeen of them.
>too lazy to like... wash them out proper and stuff.
>its only propylene glycol, so fuck it.
>Have to go to a shitty scrapyard to do it
>I choose the shittyest.
>you know, the kind which deals a lot in *wink wink* manhole covers.
>Nignog yard owner expresses concern at 100% flammable on the label...
>I had to explain that the 100% on the label was that it was
Propylene Glycol 100%
Flammable
>and that it was no more flammable than... cheese.
>this went well enough
>weigh the truck, drop shit off, waiting to weigh the truck again
>rusty white ford pickup with the bed held up by chain attempts to mount itself and trailer on the scale.
>Truck is doing poorly. Seems like the clutch is gone to nothing
>Nignogs attempt speed.
>Truck hits the scale guardrail, wrenches at an akward angle, and breaks the rusty as fuck frame in two pieces, then collapses on the ground in a V shape.
>Negotiations ensue with the yard owners.
>bobcat comes and pulls the truck into a small pile of other shitty vehicles.

>There used to be a 59 Cadillac hardtop at that yard. I don't know what happened to it. It isn't there anymore. My guess is it doesn't run, but is now painted purple.

>>14064262
Nigs scatter when some victim starts shooting back m8. And next time there may be a car in front of you. But ya done good.

>>14064278
Cleveland and St. Louis. My general fascination with mechanical things and work with different skudgy industries causes me to venture into the ghettos of various rust belt cities a lot, it seems.
In Cleveland, I fear getting shot more. St Louis seems more laid back and crowbar-ey but that's just me. Overall I find that the ghetto is *fairly* safe if you are a white guy in a work truck and you don't walk around dressed even remotely nicely. Safety by not caring. Or by working on an industrial furnace installation all day or the like.

Ever seen a 22 inch chinese shit casting chrome rim shatter?

>driving along, minding my own business.
>Some serious potholes up ahead.
>slow down 'cause I like my spine.
>Purple oldsmobile cutlass storms up from behind, on its stupid shit buggy wheel rims
>they don't like my slowness, evidently.
>Blow the horn and swerve into the oncoming traffic lane, no traffic to speak of at the moment.
>cut back in just in time to catch the big chunk of pavement broken off to reveal the old brick street underneath at about 30 mph.
>It catches them rims just right.
>Rim breaks off clean, tire happily spins away and rolls to a much larger intersection, causing a near miss accident and some loud honking.
>Cutlass, meanwhile has skittered akwardly into a fire hydrant, water is spraying everywhere.
>laugh and drive away.

>>14063465
salami a SHIT

>>14064232
Guns are good to have too but I would have done the same. Cars as a weapon are sorely underrated and using the right foot has the added bonus of getting you away from the threat. Plus if he shot at them he'd have holes in his windshield and have to replace TWO pieces of glass.

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>on the bus
>take a picture of a miata i see parked isolated from all the other cars
>post it on /o/ and say "spot the /o/ browser"

>>14064367
can confirm. grungy looking white dudes with work gear are invisible in the hood. you wouldnt dream of hanging out in some of the darker jungles of memphis on normal circumstances, but if you show up with some orange cones and a utility van with ladders then it's like you're not there at all

different story if you don't look gubmint related though, i hear of freelance workers getting robbed at gunpoint or even shot

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Saw this the other day.

>>14054563
Self check outs are why I laugh when people think automation will ever take cashiers jobs completely.

The amount of pure human stupidity I see at those things.

>>14065487
Nah, pretty soon it'll let you dump everything on a belt like a normal checkstand and everything will go through automatically.

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>>14053317
>>14053360
>driving back road at night along river
>thousands of frogs crossing the road
>constant pop pop pop pop as you drive along..

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>going to IKEA with a borrowed van
>they have a two car parks, one with a height limit
>not sure I'm gonna make the height limit, so I park at the other car park
>some guy comes up with an even larger van
>He think he can make the height limit
>Crunches full speed into the roof
>His van is stuck so badly into the entrance that the back wheels are high up in the air
Realize that my van would have fitted

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In front of fresh and easy stores they have hybrid parking.
>park in hybrid parking in muh f250 diesel
>gaylord in a prius starts honking and waving dramatically
>park, no fucks given get out
>priusbro parks in the next closest spot, gets out, holy fuck hes fat
>starts jaw flapping on how im scum and how in a few years big dumb trucks like mine will be banned
>tell him "good thing it runs on recycled vegetable oil from deep fat fryers, as long as there are fatfucks like you in the world, Ill have fuel.
>truck doesn't really run on biodiesel I just wanted to call him fat

>mfw

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>>14053245
>I drive solar cars
>In Straya, flock of birds comes by on the highway
>Three hit me, two on top one on bottom
>There are feathers stuck in the $100,000 solar panel on the car
>mfw

>>14053245
>Ghetto anon is back!

>Friend of mine's car breaks down in a car park
>Decide to use the shittyest of my work trucks for the job.
>This is a cleveland truck, the bed rotted out so I replaced it with a wood cage.
>Car park is really stupidly low
>Its like 7 foot 6 clearance
>I honestly forget, but the car park is low.
>My truck hits the big yellow "Don't do it retard" Bar
>Hop out with a measuring tape and zerk the tallest portion of the cage.
>It was one inch less.
>Measure height of retard bar
>Its set two inches lower.
>Check height of concrete barrier in front of retard bar. It is the written height.
>Press button, get ticket. Drive in.
>Every time I transitioned from level ground to sloping up ground where there was a support beam, the top rail of the wooden cage would very gently scrape along
>People were quite terrified.
>I didn't really care. I had a saw on hand anyway.

>>14055901
>white foglights
Whats that youre saying about useless?

>>14061230
>Felony.
>No injuries.
He'll be fine.

>>14065244
It's the new Acura Kentucky you idiot.

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>>14063359
Oh lol, story is even funnier when u are American and imagine him trying to pull his g-string off

reaction pic slightly related.

>>14061801
Add five, check dipstick you dipstick.

>>14054035
>>14054563

Working self check out at safeway was literally just 8 hours of watching old people get mad at nothing and telling little shits to stop sitting on the bagging area

>>14053876
Okay pepsifag, how obese are you?

>>14063359
what

>>14070808
The older brother of Anon's friend was nicknamed "Dopey Dave," on account of his being in remedial classes in school. He was driving around one day when a venomous spider (though not one considered dangerous to humans) appeared in his car. He attempted to remove his thong (US: flip-flop) to crush it, but rolled his car instead.

>>14061779
>saying mfw
>not posting a reaction image

Listen budy, I'll let you off this time with a warning. but if I catch you doing this again I'm going to write your ass up. Now have a nice evening, post safe.

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>>14063359
>dopey
>wears a thong

TOP KEK BUB

>>14069622
Kek

>>14055546
>using fog lights for driving on a dark road
>thinking lighting up the sides for the 20 get that they shine will help
Yeah niggah you gun see that deer jump right in front of you. Use driving lights like someone with basic knowledge of lights.

>>14055546
Turn them off when passing someone by.

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>>14061328
>from gun range with friend
Do any of you run 7.62s?

>>14053439
What's the difference between killing a squirrel and literally killing a squirrel?

>>14077030
graduating middle school.
Literally.