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Snek
I'm not sure about your definition of hauling ass, but if I really wanted to haul ass I'd never do it on such a bumpy road.
>>14043255
Open desert highway A to B sprint? Choosing anything other than the undisputed king of the genre is asinine.
>>14043255
>straight line
I live in Texas, straight roads get fucking boring quick.
>>14043295
Are you being serious right now
>>14043295
Spess program mate
TVR Cerbera 12 Speed
this but it'd have to have broken in leather svo seats for maximum comfort
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDJp5nHxWEQ
This song
In my own ride
>>14043283
probably snek, or maybe a Hellcat because burnouts
The only real option.
>>14043255
2011 mazda 2.
>>14043372
gotta have the bitch on the front too
>>14043255
Is the Busa still the fastest production motorcycle?
>>14043255
That's a boring idea so I'll use a boring car. 93 corolla with a falling apart interior and 200k on the clock
>>14043386
this. Who the hell enjoys a straight road?
I'd drive it in a shitty google auto-driver, wake me up when the trip is over.
79 Trans Am.
Lamborghini Murcielago
Google self driving car.
Boring as fuck road, I'll just take a nap while it passes
Let's do this niggas.
>>14043420
this
>Let's see how fast it can really go
>>14043255
I rather have a nice ride than a fast ride.
>>14043474
>eurotrash car
>No suspension travel
>nice ride
>>14043474
so a niggered Awwdee?
>>14043474
>riced car
>"nice"
Back to highschool with you
>>14043489
>yfw that's a GM product
>>14043504
eurotrash refers to the style of modifications, not the car itself.
Also "xtuned" license plate, lol
>>14043489
>eurotrash car
>More torque per hp than most cars
>smooth as fuck ride (not pic related, just took first good looking image).
>>14043490
>>14043493
read above.
>>14043504
It's also one of the least GM-part car that GM tainted.
>>14043512
Good to know that you're the first one to think mods = euro
As long as the road isn't in the US, I can drive this
>>14043517
Let me guess, Retarded States of Amerifat import laws?
>>14043517
jesus got enough fucking stickers and badges on that thing?
>>14043538
I count two badges and a single, small vinyl sticker. What the fuck is the problem?
>>14043516
Nobody's talking shit about the car. Saabs are damn fine cars. We're talking shit about those god awful "MODZZZZ" that only a 10 year old would think look good
>>14043568
Oh, well I totally agree with you on that.
It is a ghastly mod.
I hate slammed cars and I should've looked closer on the image instead of just going by the thumbnail when posting it.
>>14043546
>two
subaru badge doesn't count?
>>14043255
>zzzz the road
something fat, powerful and plush, perhaps an amg s coupe
cold beverage on one hand, scratching nuts with the other, steering with knee and enjoying those cooled, massaging seats
I'm a robot
>>14043441
This is the actual correct answer
>>14043588
thunderbolt?
:^)
>>14043441
Was there ever a question?
>>14043616
Correct
Veyron is the best car at any speed
>>14043627
Not sure if trying to prove or trying to compensate while trying to prove they aren't the fastest.
They did succeed in driving a Brittish car fast though.
>>14043385
They're not exactly gonna chase after you for having too loud an exhaust and no license plate...
>>14043255
>>14043295
You have a lumpy dick
>>14043255
The first car EVER i drove on the road...
1989 Opel omega 2.0 L
>>14043581
>steering with knee
The car can steer for you
>>14043441
This flat out
No limits? Then gimme the SSC Thrust
>>14044350
>an F1 engine for a fuel pump
I wouldn't be able to afford the gas desu
>>14043441
>>14043627
>mfw this car is not even the fastest out there
>"muh production"
>its a modified lotsu
kek
>>14043670
Dammit.
I was gonna post that.
I was just talking about it since my dads gonna buy the new ZX14RSE
LFA with a qt3.14 sitting in my lap
>>14043255
can this count?
fuck regulations and bring back actual competition
>>14043255
Something that will go very fast, and will probably also rattle around like God knows what as it does, so feeling even faster.
Fuckit.
Let's do this shit.
>>14044391
>G force that can literally splat the driver to a pulp during normal operations.
>Your engineers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
>>14043255
Citroen ax.
Diesel
A manual viper
>>14044504
Vipers only come in manual.
>>14044536
It's a typo, he wants Manuel to drive the viper.
Have you ever seen a mexican drive.
>>14044412
Throw on a pilots G suit and you'll be fine.
>>14044536
I WANT AN AUTO THEN
>>14043295
Are you retarded?
>>14043386
Old cars are the most fun/terrifying actually. They sound like theyre going to break.
>>14044546
They don't work on sideways forces
This fucking sex pile
>>14044570
Liking the looks of a Pagani is the first clue that you might have no taste.
Some little shitbox with a (comparatively) far too big engine and fun chassis, not unlike pic related.
have u ever went fast?
>all these slow faggots
>>14044350
senpai desu baka
>>14043296
You sir have exsquisite taste. Have you seen the resurection documentary of Big Red?
>>14044435
Well, I think it's more of a track car.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBFjHjm0O5M
I would pick Citroen as well. CX gti. Comfy and reasonably fast.
With the biggest engine I can plow in there.
Fight me.
>>14043372
>>14043378
White Challengers Only
there is no other choice
>>14044767
As long as you take the mescaline.
And kiss me before you go, cause well... it's lonely out here.
>>14044711
No need. You'll defeat yourself
This or a Mosler Raptor
devil z engine 710
spin out in .5 seconds and die
>>14045615
>inb4 "but mah drivas kar" objectively inferior Corvette butthurt
>>14043474
how the fuck do you open the doors
except it would need to be a real blower, cause the one in the music video is fake (69 camaro)
>>14043295
the fucks wrong with you? bumpy road are the best to haul ass on
>>14043255
There is only one answer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waL-K5xy1nY
A modded C6 Corvette would be quite fast considering it has a decent drag coefficient.
1925 civic ex with extra boilovers
>>14044350
he car was 16.5 m (54 ft) long, 3.7 m (12 ft) wide and weighed 10.5 tons (10.7 t), and the twin engines developed a net thrust of 223 kN (50,000 lbf), a power output of 110,000 bhp (82MW),[2] burning around 18 litres/second (4.0 Imperial gallons/s or 4.8 US gallons/s). Transformed into the usual terms for car mileages based on its maximum speed, the fuel consumption was about 55 l/km (0.05 mpg-imp; 0.04 mpg-US).
>>14043255
I wonder if cruise control works at 205 MPH
>>14043283
Hell yeah, right there with you
>>14045688
haha its just sitting on a normal shaker, what a sham!
>>14045992
Works at 135 on an E92 M3
>>14045688
that doesn't even have a fake blower
>>14045992
>svt haha
love it
lez do this
>>14045153
Mmmmm yuss
>>14044711
please tell me what this is and can i get one in the states?
Speed is secondary
>>14043474
Is that a fucking 9-5?
>>14045657
>those rearviews
the fuck were they thinking?
>>14046104
Step up your fucking game, senpai.
>>14043255
hnnnng
>>14046200
its older than 25 years so is importable
but its design is so simple it might be cheaper to build a reproduction state side
>>14044705
good taste
>>14043588
Best answer
Obviously the most advanced production car on the planet.
BRRAP BRRRAP BRRAP
Pontiac g8
351 Clevo + 4spd
I would have found my Nirvana.
>>14043255
its a stright fucking road. Why would i even want to drive on this shit?
give me the worlds most expensive but unreliable luxury boat and a driver. Ill air condition my butt cheeks in the rear reclining seats. Probably take a nap then enjoy some champagne while watching some broads (that we picked up) make out.
Give me some twisties and ill take a mint FD rx7 with r comps
>>14043516
>torque per hp
Jesus fucking Christ man I'm all about Saabs and I love the 9-5 but that's even more retarded than hp per liter
quick what's the fastest convertable that exists
>>14045758
>boilovers
>1925
not gonna lie, i kek'd
>>14046448
Snek with the top sawed off.
>>14043255
this 55 chevy
this big bitch, but ill park it broadside at the bottom of a blind hill and sit a ways away with a beer an a lawn chair and let the keks begin
>>14046474
>>14046448
viper death kart (aka the life insurance machine) is better choice
>>14046990
god damnit
>>14046400
Dis. Give me a land yacht so i can go 150 and not spill my caviar.
>>14043255
>>14047104
Think your bones will all be broken by the end due to the vibrations.
>>14043295
Not bumpy at all, just hilly, and not really a problem.
1970 Monte Carlo SS 454 swapped with an LSX 454 and a 6-speed manual.
>>14046425
>>14043516
>torque per HP
That literally means "how shit we are at building an engine that can rev
The obvious answer...
Obviously
>>14046224
Challenger hellcat top speed: 199mph
Charger hellcat top speed: 204mph
Get sedan'd son
>>14043283
>177mph
Not with an aero kit, I hope
I choose the king of the wangan
>>14043255
All of them
High rpm in 6th gear.
>>14048096
Doesn't look the part tho.
Wearing a cowboy hat, matching duster, and mother-fucking aviator shades.
Hopper a best.
>>14044613
th1s t6h f4m
>>14045121
>anything imaginable to your mind
>picks a supra
Smh desu senpai
>>14043255
The only logical choice
https://youtu.be/qe6NnHFyoZI
Ferrari F40
>>14044654
Is that the one airing on NBC, or did the fucking movie finally come out and I didn't get the memo? At any rate, I'm horribly out of touch with the medias, so no.
>>14048127
>199 miles an hour
That's it?
D-demon Zeto?
>Wangan Midnight theme plays
How has this not been posted yet
>>14043255
LQ1 powered Pontiac Fiero
>dat 7000 RPM screamer of a V6
this or the Bentley mulsanne
>>14047427
muh nigga
>>14048641
Because there's no corners in that pic.
>>14043372
my nigga
>you will never go out a legend
>>14043378
fuck off he was talking about the superior film
>>14048641
They top out at about 220km/h because they have low gear ratio's, that car would much rather a road like this.
since I am too much of a pussy, probably a GTR to have the feeling of more control at such high speeds.
>>14043255
Where might be that road? Anyone?
>>14049108
I think its the Nullabor.
>146 kilometer straight
>>14043255
>>14046363
your big brother checking in
>>14046425
No torque no power.
Do you enjoy your Linear 149HP slow wagon?
>>14048234
Pretty much this. The Challenger looks fucking savage. The Charger looks like an old mans grocery getter.
>>14043255
The Koenigsegg One:1 is the only correct choice.
Run with the bulls.
>>14049353
Aren't the Holden GTS and Pontiac G8 exactly the same, apart from styling and the side of the steering wheel?
>>14043255
Hayabusa
>>14050070
Oh shit I forgot about those.
>>14043516
have you ever driven a truly nice and comfortable car like the S class mercedes or BMW 7 series
because the saab isnt more comfortable than an audi a4
>>14048072
why worst of the german big 3? a mercedes or bmw would have been much better
>>14050070
>dat aero
dick status: muh
>>14049353
they're both GM also, and ya they're pretty Much the same thing
busa
Honestly? Probably my 03 Civic Hybrid. Poor thing deserves to feel 100 before I hand it down to my sister.
>>14045153
what the hell is under that hood. i want to know ;~;
>>14047359
Hills become ramps when you go fast enough. Ever noticed how the Autobahn is flat? And so is every surface for speed record attempts?
V12 Vantage S
>>14043283
Why? You want a car with minimal downforce for this road. Snek is fast around a track because he's slow in a straight line
>>14051046
retired nascar engine
>>14043366
Same here. Here is my ride m8. Also nice Spoofy shrek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhPaWIeULKk
Or...
>>14051205
that exhuast sound :)
>>14043298
Then go faster grandma
Tesla Model S with autopilot.
So I can shitpost on /o/ all the wrecks I pass by.
It's better to drive a slow car fast etc etc you know the drill
>>14043255
Piaggio APE and just transport coke
How fast can it go, I wonder.
>>14043306
you will live for a grand total of twelve seconds, of wich you will spend at least seven while airborne
10/10, would drive again
>>14044364
It didn't have that. The new contender was planned to have one, but now uses a Jaguar F-type engine
>>14045605
This with straight cut gears please
>>14051282
this one wins
just listen to dat 12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpvrRB79koU
this car was literally made for such highways like in OPs pic
>>14043306
Very interesting choice. I really wouldn't dare to do that though. Good luck my friend, good luck.
>>14051094
R07 ?
I like Big Blocks
and I cannot lie
None other than my baby, with a few mods of course..
-Fully restored
-Put in the 730 V12 from the R129s and literally the fucking Zonda
-Twin turbo
-Lower with full race suspension
-CLK lightweight wheels
-High speed tires and brakes
-Euro lights for muh aero
Fuck yes...Be behind a fucking massive V12 that redlines at 7500 that you could balance a coin on while going surely far over 200MPH in one of the most aerodynamic cars of its time and remains impressive to this day
>>14043474
>>14052540
I used to own a 92 400E (this aint it)
>>14043255
Boosted SW20
Lifted jeep wrangler.
>>14051054
Any car with stiff enough suspension and performance tires can rip through that road with no problem. Smooth asphalt and small hills are not really a concern.
>>14043420
>>14043437
>>14043474
>>14043581
>>14043681
>>14044705
>>14046400
>>14046330
>>14048072
>>14051350
>>14052559
>>14052540
official list of only non-retards in this thread. Everyone else is retard
anyone of these bad motherfuckers
>>14043255
Vector W8 with 93 Octane Fuel and boost option set to maximum for 1200 hp of twin turbo v8 glory
>>14053328
where are the daytonas, the CSXs, the omnis, the RAMPAGES BOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhPaWIeULKk
ok, no cops, but can I at least get a bruce willis
Plot twist: this is the police car in pursuit.
>>14044611
I lold
>>14053662
And? I could keep gunning it until it's out of gas.
>>14053688
and youd be taken out of commission before you could even finish typing that post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAz41EyRzKA
>>14053532
lol
>>14053500
this versus this
>>14053662
would be interesting
they have a very similar top speed
Vector: 242 mph
Bugatti: 265 mph
>>14043255
Straight road... gross. I'd rather have someone drive me and enjoy the scenery. Comfy targa-top or convertible would be appropriate. And maybe something slow so wind noise wouldn't be so bad.
1994 Dodge Dakota Sport 4x4, V6
>>14043255
SL600 - because comfort matters
>>14048477
the only true answer
>>14054074
>>14048477
why not double it?
Of course I would pick the Challenger Hellcat. That thing has some serious tits
A Pegassi Zentorno
>>14043255
trubro ls1 with a t56 in a vx dunnydoor
Koenigsegg one:1 all day.
>>14048699
Brabus ruins everything they touch. So gay designs they do.
>>14043255
McLaren F1
>>14055666
>666
Nice trips mahn
Last time I topped this thing out was 9 years ago.
Probably need to again because motor/driveline mods since last time.
>>14045153
So MEATY.
>>14055854
careful you dont want to get a ticket for 10 over
>>14044540
This, yes it was a typo. Have you seen a Mexican slam it? It's like they're natural race car mans
Cops can't catch me anyway.
>>14055666
Brabus desings are very hit or miss tбh
you have the jaw brace Rockets and sandnigger G-classes but every once in a while they come up with something coherent like the AMG GT
>>14056236
kek
>>14055549
>wow
>so alternative
>much fun
>>14043255
Veyron.
>>14043516
> more torque per hp
why is this a desirable metric
>>14043255
Corny Eggs Regera, because if you're going to drive exclusively on a straight line, you may as well go for the car that's aimed only at that.
>>14043389
This anon knows
>>14043255
Prepare yourselves for destruction losers
Carrera Panamericana vibes at 180mph
>>14045680
Photoshop them open.
>>14053987
all these "i drive for the aesthetic" edgelords
i mean having nice scenery every once in a while is important but if you the only reason you drive is for the scenery go buy yourself a yugo and put on your hipster beanie while you sip starbucks
>>14043255
Lamborghini Countach.. Bar none would gladly die in one.
>>14048477
>>14054074
>>14054106
This bitch was born to run!
>>14058334
>that bumper
o shit nigger what are you doing
>>14058370
the sign of FREEDOM
Carburetor of course
>>14057301
>Hop
>Not Hon
C'mon son
>>14058385
c'mon bro
>>14058355
I hate to tell you this, but the Weiland blower on that V8 Falcon was non functional. They did Hollywood magic on it for muh effects. It did not line up with the Falcons belts.
I still like it.
>>14058543
>implying I did not know this beforehand
>>14043618
I don't think there can be a better answer than that, the undisputed fastest production car ever.
290mph here I come, and in total luxury.
>>14053712
>pit maneuver in a Bugatti
>>14050092
The GM is an SS commodore, the GTS is a HSV which is Holdens version of AMG, The car has racing brakes, suspension and a supercharged LSA engine rather than a stock LS2 engine.
And the cars are Holdens, do not try to claim responsibility for the VE commodore, GM did not sink a billion dollars into that car, Holden Australia did, GM was completely against the decision insisting holden use another Opel base.
>>14043255
Might as well
>>14048462
>lol u have difrent opine from me
Since the twin jet engines with wheels was already posted.
>>14043255
>>14043255
Some brand new luxobarge, an Audi A5 comes to mind.
If it has to be something I could actually afford right now, maybe a shitty Fiesta that's 15+ years old.
>>14050121
What is this?
>>14043618
This or an S65/Brabus Rocket
>inb4 autists say you aren't allowed to like the veryron because its too popular
>>14043255
On a road like that it doesn't fucking matter, does it? No bends means no fun.