The Alphonse Problem

>>14025024
its not all just alphonse

>>14025030
>>14025032
You sure about that bud?

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GM cvckolds on literal suicide watch

they are literally begging us to stop

http://fortune.com/2015/08/24/feinberg-gm-faulty-ignition-switch/

>>14025042
its not like anyone can just fucking type Alphonse in the name field

>>14025043
Like I give a shit about GM at all, stop shitting up this board with your shit threads, there are no discussions in these threads apart from LOL U MAD and just dilutes the content of /o/

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>>14025024

We have to be supportive of Alphonse's disabilities, this is a very difficult time for him, unfortunately, he learned the sad truth today that Nissan just can't compete.

Mods need to ban the name Alphonse.

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>>14025121
mad GM cvck detected

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>>14025126
I know you have no friends to confide in your sadness, but denying it won't make it untrue.

>Alphonse, we're all here for you buddy

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>>14025136
reminder
GT500>GTE
Group C>Daytona proto

>>14025113
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>>14025113

Wanna know how to deal with Alphonse and all the copycat retards that follow him around?

1. Stop replying to his posts and his threads. You're only wasting your time when you do that.

2. Report them. 85% of his posts are spam shitposting, so it shouldn't be too hard to report.

This goes for every clown that tries to follow Alphonse around. Just stop responding to them and hit the report button.

Together we can stop shitposters, one report at a time.

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>>14025219
>tfw Hiroshima Nagasaki made report capchas impossible to solve, now you have to buy a pass to report shitposting

>>14025230
It was like that before Mootwo

>>14025237
Yeah but Alphonse wasn't.

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>>14025224
better version

Mods should make a "Corvette vs GTR shitposting" rolling sticky and ban any Corvette vs GTR discussion outside of the containment thread.

Would make it easier to objectively classify those posts and threads as being off-topic and delete them accordingly, instead of having to report them for falling under the vague banner of "shitposting"

>>14025263
ITT: ALPHONSE SPERGPOSTS AS EVERYONE DISCUSSES HOW 4CHAN WOULD IMPROVE REMARKABLY WITH HIM GONE

>>14025230
Have you tried reloading the captcha?

>>14025024
they'll shut a Trolly sticker thread down in a heart beat but won't do anything about these shitposters. Smh.

>>14025273
Yup, it's always those super-warped letter captchas and even when I spend thirty seconds reloading them to try and find an easy one, it never accepts it.

>>14025271
Speaking of stickies, they should really make more of them.

We have a lot of the threads like /dat/ and /hg/ that would really work better as stickies, because they are more like microboards than they are threads.

>>14025284
>His only enjoyment comes from upsetting and annoying others
>He is objectively making the world a worse place

Do some good for once Alphonse, become an organ donner, notify the police, and off yourself.

>>14025281
That's strange, I usually never have a problem with those. Except for those wierd captchas that show up occasionally that refresh images and you have to click 7 or so matching images.

>>14025309
I just got my first one of those today, who the fuck came up with those evil things?

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Alphonse is the guy that's posts the nightly dick threads r-right?

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board was already ruined by normalshits, longpostfag, and redditors a long time ago

>>14025024
ford did this

tesla did this

it was done for the mustang

it was done for the GTR

it was done for the viper

it was done for the corvette

it was done for the smart car

it was done for fucking everything you stupid fucking faggot

no one fucking cares about you your thoughts this board or what you have to say
REPORT THREADS THAT ARE SPAM

>>14025347
>His real life is such absolute shit that he comes to a website where everyone hates him as his only enjoyment
>He's so deprived of social interaction, he has to force himself on this board like a drunken fratboy for others to acknowledge his shitty existance
wew, lad

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>>14025387
>So delusional he has to reduce everything to a pro-GM/anti-GM dichotomy to excuse his insufferabilitly
>Thinks being a fan means he gets to share in the accomplishments of engineers, designers, and a multitude of people who are better than him because he's incapable of accomplishing anything real on his own

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Alphonse is the hero /o/ deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight."

>>14025439
Please tell me that you're Alphonse and you'll leave 4chan now to make yourself look better and immortalize this post.

If not, Alphonse is none of these things and your post a shit.

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>>14025461
one day you'll get it, he will cleanse /o/ of benchracing

>>14025458
the image was not meant to be you senpai

>>14025483
>one day you'll get it, he will cleanse /o/ of benchracing

Just like GS400guy cleansed /o/ of stance right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXeuKx7HPww

Just imagine Amir is a fat, black weeaboo.

>>14025024
I've been asking about this since forever ago.