WHAT IS BEST IN (automotive) LIFE

To crush your enemies,
See them driven before you,
And to hear the lamentations of their women

>>14022448
>car don't work
>work on car
>car works

>>14022556
/thread

>fresh tires
>fixing an annoying problem

to have someone tell you 'it's just a car'

>long jouney through night
>arrive
>turn car off
>light go out
>completely dark
>completely silent
>just sit quiet in there, the only noise you hear is the exhaust ticking itself cool

or:
>turn key
>engine starts

>>14022642
This. People tell me this constantly when they see how much time I spend taking care of it and meticulously cleaning it.

>>14022655
English language fifth?

>>14022666
not very good in english, sorry. yet i am pretty much only one in my village that can speak english anything. thats slavlife for you

>>14022672
Your englando was fine f a m

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when your stance game on point

>>14022707
s m h k y s t b h f a m

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>>14022636
this
tfw no brand new 200 TW tires to go rip skids in

>>14022556
>car doesn't work
>work on car
>car doesn't work

worst feel?

>>14022771
no, worst feel would be if the car is actually COMPLETELY FUCKED after your "work" is done

>>14022672
Your English is a lot gooder then my Slav tongue.

>>14022672
Do you have weekly meetings at the village pump where people ask you to translate emails they got only to find out it's spam?

>>14022796
well, slavspeak is useless. english is not

>>14022798
fun idea, but no i am afraid. but there wera american tourists that came to "holiday" here once. no idea why, we only have some shitty old tanks and mud. so when they came here, i was pretty much the only person in the village to be able to communivate with them, so one guy called me so ihad to hop on motorbike and drive to centre and translate between them. turned out they were lost

>>14022815
It was half a compliment and half a joke (by using poor wording).

>>14022815
>some shitty old tanks and mud
Kek. Slavland sounds great.
I should go there as a tourist, cheap as fuck vacation.

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>>14022862
where i come from, you can easily get laid by just dring a BMW/mercedes or something like that. so if you planning on vacation, get a german car and panties will drop all around. not even joking. the old tanks arw quite comfy however, i hitchhike/ ride there sometimes and sleep inside one of them that i could pry the hatch open on. wake up early and enjoy a cup of coffee on top of a T-62, enjoying the sunrise

something like pic related, but ofc not as many

>>14022448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45xoZ_mRf2o

Can someone make a webm out of this?

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>>14023004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGdmoEWabg4

>>14023042
based Anon.

>>14023044
>tfw the vent is the fastest thing on your car

>>14023044
I would kill to have that on my car.. then kill myself by being distracted by it all the time

>>14023044
>>14024001
Imagine..
Instead of a tachometer you'll have the vents rotating as fast as the engine

>>14024046
well the note from the vent goes above 100hz and it opens and closes twice per full rotation, so that's 3000rpm minimum. Fully feasable.
Better to just listen to the engine though

>>14022937
Going on a hike, sleeping in a tank. Actually sounds like a good time

>>14024673
Sleeping inside is rather difficult unless it has all interior stripped out, or if you are a very small man

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>>14028449

>or if you are a very small man

Where do you think you are

>>14022448
what car is this!?

Also, when the junkyard has your model car in it.

>>14028516
that's a saab story...

>>14022551
Underrated boast.

>>14028531
ah 03-07 9-3, thank you.

I'll have to snag one form the yard next time I make a run! V nice.