[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/

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First for Gixxer best baiku

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>>13996110
2nd for you're wrong

>>13996110
kek

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>>13996113

Best friends ;_;

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>>13996120
>tfw another repsolcbr anon.

Awesome.

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>>13996128

It was merely a ruse anon. For I am the Nigga with a GSXR

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On this day gentlemen, many zip ties lost their lives. They were accompanied by there leaders, the small pair of grooming shears, and the nail clippers that was violently snapped in half.

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>>13996153
But the battle was a success, the warriors overcame adversity, and accomplished what they set out to do.

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>>13996158
Their efforts were not in vain, shall we remember their valiant efforts for decades to come!

>>13996104
>Is sound important edition

Depends. If you want plain loud and obnoxious, buy a 2bros pipe.

If you want class and finesse, buy an akrapovic pipe

>>13996158
How did you make it stay

>>13996148
But you aren't name fagging or tripping.

:^(

>>13996104
Oi mates. Been through 4 cars this year (Mechanical trouble on 3, total'd one that was the one I dumped all my money into having a nice car) and I need something cheap and reliable, with decent pickup and a comfortable ride. I've been looking at Honda Shadow 750's a lot, are these truly a good bike to start off with?

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>>13996174
Zip ties!
I make tiny holes in the hat itself, which by the way I got from the dollar store, so if it worked or not idc, but some holes in the front and back of the hat, threaded some zip ties through the air vents in the top of the helmet, which just happened to be the perfect length and tightened it all up. I can even pick up the helmet by holding the hat, I'm very surprised how well it holds. The picture looks like its sagging, but no it's super well on there, this shit aint goin nowhere.

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>>13996168
>If you want class and finesse, buy an akrapovic pipe

>>13996158
>>13996184
>m'lady

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>>13996113
>even the g-sexer getting updated before poverty shitbox CBR

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>tfw someone at the carwash yells at you when you go WOT as you pass by because pipes too loud

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>>13996190

>>13996158
>>13996159
And as soon as you hit 30mph that hat is going to rip itself apart.

>>13996201
Naww it won't fly off but it's gonna make ridiculous drag, luckily I just cruise around.

>>13996198
>you can hear someone yell

must not be very loud

muh straightpipes are literally deafening if you don't wear earplugs

>>13996204
I didnt say fly off, I said rip itself apart.

How much did you spend on camera and iz it gud?

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>>13996210
It's a Drift Ghost-S, cost about 300 for the cam and a memory card, it's a great camera, but it's not gopro quality, though the battery is way beyond a gopro, lasts about three hours, and the 32gb card could go for a bit longer, but like I said, the quality shit they push is bs, I've looked around a good bit at videos, and I've never seen anything even close to what Drift has on their site, but, it lasts a long time and the quality is above average, so I like it.

>>13996206
vid?

>>13996213
I also have a drift
It's gra
Eat

>>13996219
But Anon, I'm not hungry.

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mikubusa

>>13996217
>>>/wsg/856016

that ones very old though

>>13996234
noice
and I was expecting you to post a harley

>>13996238
>harley
bruh pls

>>13996234
>i4
Yuck.

>>13996243
>le ebin i4 is boring maymay

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>>13996168

Idk why but this is how I picture you. Akrapovic are good exhausts but they have become meme exhausts. They are like the Iphones of exhausts.

>>13996249
My guess is he was being ironic, akra are good for performance but they sound pretty shit 9 times out of 10

>>13996249
>everyone likes them so they must be bad.

you sound like the fedora wearer.

>>13996259

I said quite the opposite friend :)

People are buying them because their favorite you tuber has one. They are great exhaust but people seem to be making reviews saying they sound like shit.

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>>13996274
i had one on my GSXR and i liked the way it sounded.

>>13996274
they used to be good before the internet m8, look in old magazines they used to dyno exausts for mid range and akra normally came out on top

>>13996274
heard quite a few IRL and to me they sounded fucking great

but I don't think they're ahead of others in terms of sound but in the end it's personal preference

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Get your motor running.

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>>13996328
Head out on the highway.

>>13996323
then why do most factory race teams use them today?

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>>13996328
>>13996331

fug off

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>>13996331
Born to be wild.

>>13996332
because you suck at reading comprehension

>>13996339
wtf is that ugly looking bike monster

>>13996360
its a 650 scooter weighs like 500 lbs / 300 kg

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>>13996360
As Filename It's the moped GoldWing.

>>13996200
>long shitty looking hair
You blew your chances of being humorously charming

>>13996380
ahh I think he looks cute... In a goofy sorta way. :3

>>13996397
i think youre gay lad

>>13996380
mit deiner hippiefrisur wisch ich den flur

>>13996398
Is that an invitation?

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>>13996400
depends, how cute are you?

I've been syncing my carbs again. It's been a while.

It's a vtwin, I have a 2 gauge measure just to see that the cylinders are running in sync - which they were. The plugs looked normal, bit of white on the end of one which might mean it was running a bit lean so I turned the mixture for both carbs just a quarter turn on both - clockside (in) is more fuel yeah? Because less air etc. The engine sounded fine, wasn't misfiring and idling happily.

Is there anymore to it then that? Am I done? Reason I was doing it is because I feel like the bike isn't going fast enough.

>>13996408
>I feel like the bike isn't going fast enough.

syncing carbs gives +5hp bro

>>13996403
Pretty average desu... You'd do better hitting a gay bar. And I'm only top so...

>>13996408
>>13996414
It ran better 6months ago than it does now. Old shitty duel carbs tend to just go out of sync but obviously not as quick as I thought they would.

It's a 97 535 virago, used to redline at like 95 going on 100 but now it seems to be shitting itself at 80 so I'm trying to figure out why. I don't think there's any compression loss around the intake manifolds as I sprayed a bunch of shit on there and wasn't getting any indication of there being a leak.

Think I might check the diaphragms next.

>>13996429
Blue zip ties.

Always blue zipties you get 3hp per

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>>13996440

>>13996440
Bad Ass

>>13996440
>Blue zip ties.
these are for cooling
>>13996429
Red Zip ties.

>>13996494
>Red Zip ties

Do you want him to blow his engine? They're too much.

Use yellow bro.

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Are you THIS bad arse?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo3cVuvVRUE

pic unrelated, my dinner

>>13996550
>tfw you'll never badass enough to be part of a guerilla marketing bullshit

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Offroad 250 has hit a 10cm hole at 20 mph and slid 12 meters after the rear went up in the air.
No damage.
Fuckin Honda's

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Now the rider on the other hand... What a fucking squid.

>>13996603
Were you still crashing when you took that pic m8?

>>13996608
Of course. I instinctively pulled out my phone seeing the opportunity for that sweet sweet karma

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>>13996640
I didn't get hurt other than abrasion from the crash itself, but afterwards I hit my shin on a frame slider.

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Anyone ever ride drunk/buzzed? Be honest. Pls no replies saying how its stupid. Everyone knows that.

I rode buzzed a few times. Made me more daring and I rode faster. I don't think I would ever ride full on shit faced.

>>13996380
>shitty looking
Now now, wait a minute, I take very good care of my hair, always brushed and conditioned.

Also the hat held up great, the drag was manageable at 65 as well, it's still perfectly on the helmet.

>Buying shit at MCG.com
>Card rejected
>Card rejected
>swap cards
>card denied
>card denied
>card denied

Well, fuck this, I'll try buying my shit at Revzilla.
>Pick 2 random items
>Checkout
>It went through

It seems like paypal hates me or my cards.

Dragged my toe sliders today going through a protected U turn on a KLR

Felt bretty baller don't bully please I'm new rider

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>>13996662

This is a stupid idea, but 2bh I am less concerned about it than drunk driving. In a car you're wielding a several-thousand-pound weapon. On a bike you're far more likely to only kill/injure yourself when drunk.

But what I'd really like to see is a drunk biker encounter a drunk driver, so you can both die horribly and make the roads a better place.

>hahahahaha...
>...is he kidding?

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oh well, looks like some people really have too much time on their hands
Was driving on some trail and passed this preschool class, apparently the woman in the picture called the police, because later today the police stopped me and asked me where I was driving (bike was covered in mud). Told them some other place where I was allowed to drive and they said someone called them, claiming I was driving in a nature reserve. Since the woman didn't saw my plate they only gave me a warning.
Still bullshit

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>>13996104
There is modification that should not be tried in the pursuit of a nice engine note.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beyIA4ol6DE

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>>13996878

Are you supposed to be riding in that area? Or is it off-limits to motorized vehicles?

If it's not allowed, you're really just a giant douche. Especially with all those little tots walking around there, you know how careless little kids can be. Next thing you know one of them pops up from behind a gopher mound and you take their head off with your front tire.

Be careful man, don't be a douche in areas like this. I'm not a preschooler myself, but I would probably stop you and rip you a new one if I caught you riding in the no-motor zones around my area. They're for hiking and mountain biking, dirtbikes/ATVs destroy the trails and are a nuisance/danger.

>>13996662
Don't do it. I rode shit faced last Thursday and laid my bike down on a left turn. I broke my collarbone and broke the hydraulic clutch reservoir off my bike.

Could have been worse I suppose

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>>13996878
>White women
Not once
Not ever

Fish women only

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>>13996894
You colossal fuckweasel

>>13996895

Go back to your containment board with that shit.

>>13996894

Too bad you didn't break your neck.

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>>13996891

That's pretty Aussie m8

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>>13996892
Off-limits, but the trail is concrete, so not really damaging something, since last month there was even a detour passing there because some roads around here were closed for construction. Yeah I know how kids can be, I saw them from far away and went trough the lawn to pass them safely

>>13996908
>>13996911
What's with the hate? I know I was being a retard and deserved it. I'm trying to keep the other anon from doing the same

>>13996925
*until last month

>>13996891
sounds like a lambo

>>13996891

That seems to really intensify the note.

Is there a way to AIM sound at things? Like a really super concentrated beam of sound that just explodes someone's eardrums or makes their cells explode? I feel like the Digeridoofler is the impetus for such a weapon.

>>13996925

Did you flip off the teacher like a sick cunt and pull a fat fuckin willy?

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>>13996929
>Why am I being admonished for being, as anon earlier stated, a colossal fuckweasel?
>Why are people calling me names because I risked my own life and possibly the lives of others instead of calling a damn cab
>Why are people calling me stupid as fuck for breaking my collar bone and bike riding drunk possibly costing hundreds in repairs and insurance premiums instead of spending maybe $30 on a cab ride home

Because, anon, as much as you're a dumbfuck I don't want anyone to die a preventable death. You haven't realized your life's purpose yet so don't end that shit early, the greater consciousness cares about you whether or not you do.

>>13996878
When you see people, you ride away from people. That's how it is when you're riding off-limits.
I'm not with the fat biach on this one but you should have known better if the police is not so busy to pick up a call like this and take action.

>>13996662
A group I know used to do motorised pub crawls.
Basically start at lunchtime at a pub drink there then nominate another pub and race to it. Drink there then nominate another pub and race to it.
They're all still with us and I don't recall an accident.
Go figure.

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>>13996867
Do the sliders work well? my boots are completely fucked because when my foot pegs hit the ground and start leaning back my toes touch the ground.

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>>13996964

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>>13996982
I'd say so, scrape instead of drag and hold up well, this isn't the first time I've scraped them and I got them used from a guy who rode an r6 so go figure >>13996991

>>13997004
>>13996982
You'll never truly know pain until you do suprise twisties wearing sandles and scrape a piece of toe off

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>>13997009

>Riding in sandals at all

>>13994716
>Hey dbt
>I'm a high school kid who's saved up money doing jobs
>Should I buy a bike or a motorcycle?
>I can buy a good bike for a fraction of the price of a shitbox
>Even including gear it'd be cheaper considering what I get.
>I don't have an actual drivers license, though I have plenty of driving and traffic experience . No actual motorcycle experience though
>I live in a place where it's always summer, rain can get bad but I don't really mind rain and I'd invest in waterproofing gear that vents heat
>I dunno
>What do you guys think ?
>Is it better for me to get a civic or accord, 240sx & 300zx at best ?
>The bike I'm looking at is $950 , it's a 250cc that could use minor work , nothing with the engine though.

>>13996213
That's not bad of quality.

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>>13997014

>>13997029

what is the difference between a bike and a motorcycle

is he asking for an actual bicycle?

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>>13997004
Hmm the tips of my boots seems to be what is hitting the ground, its alright if the foot pegs don't scrape but as soon as they do bye bye boots lol.

>>13997045
Memess

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>>13997042

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

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>>13997045
He ought to get one of these.

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>>13997049

you aren't riding properly, angle your feet more and splay your legs like you really mean it

just ask Rossi, he's a pro and knows how to take even the most aggressive corners, he'll tell you that using your feet is paramount to success

>>13997042
>>13997042
>>13997042
>Riding in crocs
>Riding that scooter

He should have known it would happen on that tiny wheels shitmobile

>>13997056

yeah he can move to San Andreas and sell crack for a living

sounds like a plan

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>>13997061
pic related is how i have my foot placed when cornering there is not much more i can do lol, its either something to protect my boots or raise my pegs/gear stick/brake lever up an inch.

>>13997122

>not riding with your knees at shoulder height

do you even moto

>>13997045
Are you pretending to be retarded>>13997056
>>13997051
>>13997068
Give advice to him

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>>13996964
nice antlers. I glued a santa hat to my helmet ("christmas ride" with a group yesterday), now even more children wave. :^)

is having Sexual intercourse a meme?
do people actually stick their genitalia in someone else and enjoy it?

>>13997141
as someone who is an expert in sexual intercourse I can say it does not happen

>>13997141
>fucking the vaginal jew

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>>13997136

show us the webm where you run over the toddlers

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>>13997122
I believe there is a technique used for those moments when more cornering than further leaning can deliver.

>>13997148
okay wr anton

>>13997133
>bike or motorcycle
Who is the retard here ?

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>>13997158
:^)

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>>13997169

i don't know what the fuck is going on either, it's some kind of horrible pseudo-meta-trolling bullshit

>>13997172
are you retarded?

>>13997172

should've ripped a sick willy down the middle of the road

show those small children what a dope cunt you can be

>>13997174
that's a spark plug

>>13997172
pussy status: flowing

>>13997178

I know, it's the 5th plug that kicks in when VTEC engages. So many people on this board don't even know that, they think it's an oxygen sensor or something.

kek :^)

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>>13997132
But i do lol, if i keep my knees beside my tank i can keep my toes up high enough to not scrape but then i also cant lean over the side of the bike nearly as far

>>13996200
going in that collage
>>13996230
ayy that was pretty cool tasty ham
>>13996607
wah kurva

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>>13997175
yeah, pretty much

>>13996662
it's illegal for a reason you dumb fuck

>>13997169
>>13997174

Fucking read the post
It was a mistake but it's pretty easy to tell he meant car or motorcycle

>>13997192
i can't believe you can shrug off endangering kindergardeners like that.

>>13996550

>that nasty fuckin milkshake shit all over the G-wagon

Goddamn kek, I don't know if this is staged or not but I lel'd.

>>13997202
It is called natural selection, if they run toward the loud and fast moving object they probably were not going to get far in life anyway.

>>13997192
is that some xt225 or tw200 cluster?

also wat jacket?

>>13997210
it's "viral marketing" for a movie

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>Caught a scooterfriend in a friendly conversation with mates
>he was bragging about how high his MPG is
>I ask him "How much do you get highway?"
>HFW

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>>13996662

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>>13997212

Stop being an evolutionist, some people are born in a transient, non-linear chronography of geneticism. This means their minds do not adhere to the same biological principles as others of their age and species, despite millions of years of evolution.

Your ignorance is deeply disturbing. So triggered right now.

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>>13997221

Cheeky

>>13997221
About the same. :)

>>13997202
>>13997212
slowed down and went off the road, should I turn the bike off and walk past them or what?

>>13997215
tw125, no 200 for europe
A vanucci tifoso, don't know the exact model, only borrowed it

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>>13996230

>>13997241
maybe you shouldn't go down paths that are forbidden for motor vehicles

>>13997241
oh cool, didn't know tw125s existed.
how are you liking it? I rode an xt225 but heard the tws feel like an ATV/quad on two wheels

>>13997148
>>13997153
REEEEE

>>13997233
Yes some people are inferior and they should be allowed to get themselves killed not nurtured by those who know better. It is like helmet laws, if someone is too dumb to wear a helmet then let them wear no helmet.

>>13997250
this, natural selection at its finest

>>13997250

No one is inferior, everyone is just different. Someone with down syndrome or a transgendered cashier at Walmart is every bit as valuable to society as a neurosurgeon or firefighter.

You're triggering on top of things that are already triggered. Pls stop.

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>>13997244
>no fun allowed

>>13997245
I like it, just got some Verrubber VRM 274 F / VRM 275 R tyres, which made quite a difference offroad. Never ridden an ATV/quad, but some people in a forum confirmed this.
It's just damn slow, won't go faster than 85-90km/h

>>13997263
>Someone with down syndrome or a transgendered cashier at Walmart is every bit as valuable to society as a neurosurgeon or firefighter.
no

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>>13997262
>>13997250

>children who are abducted and murdered deserve to die because natural selection

I usually go to /b/ for my dose of afternoon edge, but /o/ is serving up a fresh batch today.

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>>13997272

Explain to me how they aren't, without violating any safe space rules or triggering anyone.

>>13997263
No a retard who pushes trollies at the age of 47 is not a vauluable member of society, he is taking a job a teenager could have had to help pay for school while accomplishing nothing in life or society.
They are happy and funny fellas but don't kid yourself they are not as valuable as someone capable of being a fire fighter.

That is like claiming a Russian t34 tank crew was just as valuable as a German tiger tank crew.

>>13997270
slow =/= no fun
I like the yellow though. It's very neat.

Any mods on the list?

>>13997273
Sure if you want to put your own words into the conversation and claim they were mine why not?

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>>13997281
>>13997280
>>13997272
>>13997263
>>13997262
>>13997250
>>13997233


>This level of bait and /b/ tier trolling

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>>13996878
Only correct way to react in such a situation: >>13996940

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My damn bike ran out of gas on me half way home just now

>clock out from work
>head home, just cruisin
>go to switch gears, bike revs up a bit as I give it some throttle, but rev stops short
>bike is getting no power to back wheel anymore
>"oh god.... I bet its cause I havent changed this shitty oil in awhile >.<"
>keep trying to start bike
>nada
>realize I have to do something I did not wanna fuckin do
>get off bike.... begin walking this heavy ass thing
>thankfully a gas station is half a mile down the road
>cars whizzing by
>oh god.... the embarrassment
>kept trying to start the bike as I was walking it
>im sweating bullets underneath my helmet and 2 layers of jackets
>arms are straining trying to keep this heavy thing up.....fuck......fuck!
>the closer I get to the gas station, the heavier the bike feels
>im drenched in sweat as I strain to roll my bike up the little hill the gas station is on
>attempt to swipe card at the pump.... declined
>u gotta b fukin kidden me.jpg
>felt like my struggle was in vain
>try again.... declined
>storm inside to pay
>cashier - "oh its cause our debit system is down u have to pay with credit xD"
>pay
>turns out my bike didn't refuse to start cause of shitty oil, but from really being out of gas
>hop on bike
>speed off
>dat cool wind blowing onto my sweat drenched body

And this is why tachometers are such unreliable shit. Im supposed to fill up at around 150++. I was only at 140 and it ran out. My gas light was blinking, and even went solid a few times. But I wasn't expecting the gas to be out at 140.

>>13997281

The Russian tank crew was just as valuable, as they needed every single soldier given their high casualty rate. Germans had superior engineering and a lower death rate, so arguably their tank crews were not as valuable.

Also, those trollies don't collect themselves. You really want one rolling away and slamming into the side of your car and making a giant $700 gash/dent? Didn't think so. Next time you're out shopping, say thank you to the retarded person collecting shopping carts. Or just thank your father before he leaves for work.

>>13997290

Basically just stated the principle of natural selection: the weak die and do not procreate.

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>>13997285
But speed limits and no entry signs are just suggestions anon.

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>tfw you almost get blown off a dual carriageway doing 65mph
>don't care because just got my A license
>still going to keep riding the 125cc though

ayy lmao

>>13997326
fun is fun, slow is not always no fun

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>>13996104
Yesterday I discovered the sound of 4-stroke 50cc moped/motorcycles (not scooters).. I'm still amazed that basically all manufacturers do 2-stroke.

Ever since I stumbled upon it yesterday, I've gone from
>2 strokes sound rad
to
>2 strokes sound shitty and metallic
>4 stroke bass-y master race sound

>>13997314
You are literally retarded, German tank crews were more valuable than the tanks they were driving.
They were the most highly trained tank crews from any nation during the war and Germany knew this.
Russia meanwhile threw any tom dick or harry in a tank and said go nuts, this is why German tank crews managed to beat them despite being out gunned by the t34 and kv1 in their little panzer 3's and limited tiger tanks.

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>>13997332
into my collage folder you go

>>13997314
You are literally retarded, German tank crews were more valuable than the tanks they were driving.
They were the most highly trained tank crews from any nation during the war and Germany knew this.
Russia meanwhile threw any tom dick or harry in a tank and said go nuts, this is why German tank crews managed to beat them despite being out gunned by the t34 and kv1 in their little panzer 3's and limited tiger tanks.
>>13997314
So your version of natural selection is murderers and rapists have successful genes?
Because that sounds fairly legit to be honest.

>>13997310
>tachometers

>>13997336
I can not think of a situation where going slower on a bike is more fun than going fast lol.

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>>13997340

>this is why Germany lost the war
>because they were so much better
>this is why a Russain tank crew member went on to develop the most successful and widespread weapon in modern history

You are really grasping at straws here. Pick up a history book.

>>13997355
exploring woosd and going up stairs and shit

>>13997355

T R I A L S
R
I
A
L
S

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>>13997343
>all those FNFAL bros

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>>13997285
Yeah, the yellow is nice Not really, only raised the fender, swapped the headlight (had an ugly round one before, now the square one) and the tyres. Got some handguards but no time to install them yet. Probably gonna swap the carb because the original one reacts slowly and install a complete stainless steel exhaust.

>>13997304
I'll keep that in mind :^)

>>13997281
>>13997280
>>13997272
>>13997263
>>13997262
>>13997250
>>13997233
>tfw my stupid webm started a discussion about natural selection

>>13997362
HOLY fuck I looked closer and I see fucking slater there lmfao
middle, 13th row, dude in bike gear
fucking kek
>>13997364
Looks good, I dig it. No fork guards? They make me excited.

>>13997346

As a general rule, when your argument has devolved to the point of defending rapists and murderers, you've officially lost. Kinda like using a Hitler/nazi analogy.

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>>13997368
something like that? thought about that, but didn't find universal ones yet

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>>13997310
That only happened to me once
>I don't know/don't care about mileage on my bike with full tank
>Always fill as soon as the needle touches E
>Open up the tank to fill and there is always a visible amount of fuel already in there
>Brim it and the needle always points to 6/8~7/8 from full.
>System is unreliable as shit.
>Decide to ignore the needle
>Have been doing this for months, I can ride for almost 3 days on "empty"
>Needle showed empty yesterday
>Fuck it, it may have enough fuel to get me to work
>15 minute ride, bike stutters once, proceed to ignore that isolated stutter.
>3 blocks from work, up a hill, twistie, twistie the throttle goes
>No reaction
>Engine dies
>I can't believe this shit
>Open gas cap
>The latest vapors of fuel evaporate
>Push heavy as fuck sportbike up the hill, then down, park outside work, punch my card in then go back out
>Push my bike to the next fuel station which is properly placed half a block down the street.

Everything went better than expected.

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>>13997332
Why?

>>13997382
Yeah, those things.
Maybe they're only for more-supermoto setups.
>>13997386
emaile

>>13997343
Why don't you post an actual preview of /dbt/ collage instead of that K shit?

>>13997390
Mainly because my laptop only has ~40 and I have a shitton more on my desktop.

Wait until around christmas, and I'll have it for you then.

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>>13997390

>>13997397
>Wait until around christmas, and I'll have it for you then.

B-but, what if I'm not here by christmas?

>>13997229
It wasn't bait retard. If I was saying everyone should ride drunk because it's better than being sober, okay. I was asking a legitimate question. Of course it's dumb to drink and ride/drive.

>>13997415
can I have yo numba


Nah give me your email or something, if you're on the map I'll contact you thru that email and make a note of it that you'd like to see a preview

>>13997386
No monies for bigger bike yet.

>>13997424
I don't wanna bother you that much. If I get it, that's ok, if not, I'll catch it later on the reposts.

Is the map thing still going? I wanna be added.

>>13997457
You're not a bother whatsoever man don't sweat it. It'll be floating around here.

Yeah the map is still going, but sawath is dead and KTM guy is occasionally updating it.

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Sup /dbt/? You niggas play this shit yet? It's breddy damn cool. Basically forza for bikes.

>>13997418
Riding and driving are really quite different when you are drunk.
In a car, if you can see, you just point it in the appropriate direction and cross your fingers.
On a bike you, certainly at low speeds, actually have to both the power of sight and that of balance.
I found that out back when it was both big and clever.

>>13996662
Well i never ride without a few bongs before i leave if that makes you feel any better but still i would never ride my bike after even 2 beers.

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>>13997339
Too bad it's almost only chinese 50cc motorcycles that have 4-stroke. There is that "Motrac" brand (which may be made here in the states, if I'm not wrong), but there's few and far between them. But yeah, the 4-stroke 50cc bikes actually sound great

>>13997383

You're lucky you even have that fuel gauge. All I have is that darn tachometer.

>>13997514
Use your trip odo as a general fuel gauge

>>13997383

U sick cunt stealing time

>>13997514
At least you have a tach, all I've got is a speedometer

>>13997466
I dont believe you.

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>>13997457
>Is the map thing still going? I wanna be added.

yes it is i update it every week, yesterday the last time. just send me your shit, my email and the stuff you need to send me is in the description of the map.

are you nathan? ill update that now.

>>13997530
Less than 10 minutes for a fuel refill.
On that note...
>Brim the tank
>Stupid cunts don't accept debit card
>Had to use emergency money from the stash pocket in my jacket.

Always carry emergency cash.

>>13997560
>>13997457

and DONT use photobucket or some crap to upload it, these fucking jews delete the pics after a few weeks/months. imgur is best for that.

>>13997560
>>13997572
Thanks. Can I send you the pic to your email instead of hosting it somewhere?
I see only one bike in my country.

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>>13997536
Look it up mang.

It's called RIDE. It's far from perfect but the physics are spot on and it's a fuck ton of fun.

>>13997572
>imgur is best for that
back to reddit

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>>13997560
Are you coming to the SEM next year?

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>>13997586
post it here and i'll upload it, please dont send it in the mail, i have to save it on my PC and then reupload it again.

dude if you want, you can just post the whole info here and we cut out the gmail middleman, im here now anyways.

>>13997601
i have no idea if i have time, but if i do i maybe come by with the shitbike, since i have to sell my superduke. i will most likely spend the next 2 years in frankfurt and munich.

>>13997618
lass mal einen saufen gehen und uns über die piefkes lustig machen wenn du in münchen bist

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>>13997618
>since i have to sell my superduke.
oh
is it because you're moving?
do you move there for work?

>>13997634
>wranonamoklauf.jpg

>>13997608
Aight, let me copy some pictures from my laptop.
Coordinates are:
-26.802844, -65.346952

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>>13997618
>i will most likely spend the next 2 years in frankfurt and munich.
AUSTRIAN KTM GUY IS NOW GERMAN SHITBIKE FELLA
AYY
YEEEH
nigga let's ride some day so we can compare body positioning.
n-no homo

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Where my NY area niggas? Who going to the show next week?

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>weather for the next 10 days
should I ask my driving instructor for my A2 practical exam now?
seems like the last chance this year.

>>13997685
wr anton?

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>>13997689
maybe? :^)

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>>13997661
>-26.802844, -65.346952
i'll put you into San Miguel de Tucumán, mbien?

>>13997625
klar, warum nicht

>>13997634
its for education, i need the money for it

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>>13997685
Machen die das bei euch wetterabhängig?
Hier in Luxemburg machen die einfach ab dem 31. bis ende März oder April garkeine mehr

>>13997703
keinen Plan, deshalb wollt ich den kollegen ja fragen
>mfw I wrote the exact same thing to you via Whatsapp like I did now

>>13997703
>Hier in Luxemburg
gib money plls

>>13997708
>implying he has monies
he drives a Fiat, he needs the money to fix his car lmao

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>>13997591
>Save issues
>Devs seemingly absent
>Paid DLC
>Season pass
Nahh im good Anon.

>>13997702
>klar, warum nicht
nice, kannst auch mal ne runde auf der BMW "Göttermaschine" F650 drehen, ab Juni dann auch ungedrosselt :^)

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>>13997706
>mfw I didn't realize it was you and now I feel dumb

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>>13997718
i-ich auch? :3

>>13997721
>mfw your face when

>>13997701
na des kann net sein, der hat keine kohle

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>>13997703
Meine Fahrschule hat auch nur Saisonkennzeichen
>Mfw

>>13997726
wenn du dann deinen big boy führerschein hast gern, aber siehe >>13997727

>>13997667
>not seeting that refelction on the slippery ass tiles

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>>13997727
FUCK i forgot about that I actually still would have to pay
ayy lmao

>>13997728
Hahnrei Fahrschule uezs

>>13997733
>implying I wasn't riding over them all the time before
I just fucked up trying to brake lel

>>13997732
g-gemein

>>13997740
gib me shekels pls

>>13997744
no u

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>>13997702
>its for education, i need the money for it
that sucks
I know these education money feels, but luckily I come around with the little money I have and live cheaply along

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>>13997728
Hat nix mit Saisonkennzeichen zu tun, Fahrschule macht auch Fahrstunden, aber die Zulassungsstelle will im Winter keine Verantwortung übernehmen lel
>mfw ich den allerletzten Examen diese Saison hatte

>>13997745
ok give me picture and address
i'll send u half a wat sticker, motopede gets the other half

>>13997747
damn your country looks like a fucking post - soviet shithole

>>13997750
picture of what?
>implying we didn't already met to ride togehterh

>>13997753
ur bald mug m80

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>>13997608
>Coords: -27.529799, -64.881012
>Bike: Kawasaki EX250JC (2012)
>Rider: Shirou Reed
>Contact: shirou[mail "at" symbol]bikerider.com
>City: Santiago del Estero

Coordinates are the actual place where the picture has been taken.

>>13997760
dat ass doe

>>13997747
meh, I think the gopro settings are fucked or something, everything looks much greyer on my videos

>>13997753
fugg, this >>13997782 was meant for you

>>13997760
>niicee

>>13997714
>season pass
Wut
>paid DLC
It totals to $4
>save issues
Haven't encountered any yet but will be on the lookout for them

I picked it up for $20 yesterday on sale for xbone. shits pretty fun and since riding season is over for most of us I thought it might fill that void a bit

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>>13997758
> implying I'm not wearing my helmet 25/7

Can I spam with pictures and coordinates of places I have been with my bikes?
It'll take my mind off of the fact that I cannot ride now :(

>>13997768
Th-thank you (?)

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>>13997782
>not having a "vivid" setting
drift™ masterrace

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Guys what do you think?
Its looking awesome as fuck

>>13997791
show me ur eyes bby

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>>13997819
either to heavy or to weak for what it wants to be.

>>13997820
>eyes
I'm a cyber-kinetic organism

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>>13997310
Happened to me three times this year.
>no fuel gauge
>two weeks of commuting to work
>run out of gas at the epicenter of every gas station that closes at night
>home is 40 minutes walking
>every gas station is more than 60 minutes away
>I live right next to a gas station that opens in the morning
>push it home
>in the morning, push it down the bike lane 300 meters to the gas station
>get yelled at by a bicyclist
>tell him to fuck off
>fill up
Number two
>Riding home from seeing the Perseids meteor showers
>run out of gas in front of a gas station
>yep, it's closed
>home is three hours walking
>next gas station is one hour walking
>push bike an hour to fill up at six in the morning
Third time
>two weeks commuting
>forget to fill the bike
>run out of gas right in front of a CAA truck
>give him $5, he gives me approximately $5 worth of gas
>guy saved my fucking ass
Just Ninja 250 problems. I have such good fuel economy that I forget to fill up my bike, and on long distance trips I often just pull into a gas station to stretch my legs and check my tank.
Fuck man.

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>>13997806
I'll start anyways.
-26.928340, -65.683245

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>>13997820

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>>13997746
actually i'm looking very forward to it, i worked hard to get into this, and its still not completely sure (but pretty much).
still, its all the cash i own and a little more... but #yolo

>>13997760
i added you, check out if you want anything changed

>>13997718
feine sache ;) bin eh schon ein paar mal F650 gefahren

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>>13997845
>i added you, check out if you want anything changed
Ok, I think I effed up, if you don't mind, city is actually "Termas de Río Hondo", a little bit west from "Santiago del Estero" city which is the capital of "Santiago del Estero" province.
You know, the city where they host the MotoGP Races.

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>>13997861
check again, fine now?

>>13996550
Why is GIRL capitalized? "Motorcyclist" also uses far less characters than "GIRL on MOTORCYCLE."

>>13997869
Yes!, thank you very much sir. Highly appreciated.

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>>13997873
REEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMIEEEEEES

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>>13997874
no problem mate

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>>13997608
Where in aus are you? Seems rare to see anyone from around here these days.

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>>13997845
>bin eh schon ein paar mal F650
wars leiwand?

>>13997885
Sydney

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n8KrdixvZc&feature=youtu.be

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Posting my petrolcycle

>>13997888
gmiatlich wars, freund von mir fährt seine seit bald 80000 kilometern.
wir wollten vor ein paar monaten einen trip nach italien machen und mussten schon im süden von österreich abbrechen weil der kupplungsdeckel nen haarriss hatte, den kompletten hinterreifen mit öl vollgespritzt hat und dann auchnoch sein radlager hinten total zerstört war. da is er aber schuld, nicht das bike.
>und sowas studiert maschinenbau

>>13997885
i'm from Austria, not Australia

>>13997042
>one croc goes flying over the edge

Why does that make me laugh so much?

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Coords:
-27.042761, -65.668851

Also, I made a webm of that location. Uploading in a while.

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if this is the right BP to riding dirt bikes on the street, why is the WR on the Nürburgring webm crossed up?
It it exactly like here pictured.

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>>13997928

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>>13997911
>>und sowas studiert maschinenbau
da kenn ich auch genug, die ihre hände lieber von technischen sachen fern halten sollten, das aber trotzdem studieren. wäre ich doch nur nicht so schlecht in mathe gewesen ...

aber die F650 ist schon ein feiner kübel, im gegensatz zu der alten vespa die ich bis dahin gefahren hab auf jeden fall

>>13997911
Damn i must be tired. i think its time for sleep. good night dbt.

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Post your squid gf

>>13997896
> 4:05
look at his left hand
what the fuck is he doing

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>>13997956

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>>13997956
ex gf who I bang on occasion

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>>13997947
haha, ich hatte mal ne KTM Ponny
foto verwandt

>>13997957
honking

>>13997961
eh not bad

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>>13997789
>xbone
Computer version has save issues, fps drops, and the devs dont really seem to care.
21$ total for 4 packs of dlc, 16$ for a season pass, and 41$ for the game.
Fuck that. Maybe if they fix it ill care.

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>>13997956

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>>13997961


>Feeling the need to post this twice in two days

We get it, you've had sex once. This is /o/, not /v/ we're not impressed with non virgins.

>>13997964
no no, with his little finger

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>>13997963
ich hoffe du hattest bzw hast nicht genausoviel technische probleme wie ich

>vergaser kaporis
>tacho kaporis
>reifen kaporis

hat aber totzdem spaß gemacht, vor allem mit dem 80ccm Zylinder

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>>13997970
>tfw no gf but also no money

>>13997956

>>13997971
>are you upset ;)

>>13997975
putting it up so it won't get squished by the lever

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>>13997980
>tfw gf, money and a bike

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>>13997994
Same here

>>13997994
>tfw gf
>tfw bike (broken)
>tfw nocash

well shit

>>13998003
>serbia
>mney try again bruv

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-26.614303, -65.193408

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>>13997970

>no gf
>no money
>no job
>wizard level 24