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BMW = Black Man's Wish?

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Why do normies worship BMW so hard?
Story time:
>Be me
>Live in nigtown
>Go to barbershop to get cut
>blackestplacesintown.jpg
>ex convict looking man pulls up in a 2010 bmw 328i
>walks in the shop
>ohwordYougotaBMW.png
>"All I had to do was apply myself for months, I got 3 days off per month"
>"Oh yeah, it's a stick too so it can't get stolen"
>Nig barber literally stops my haircut to talk about this man's eurocivic for ten minutes

Why?
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>>13987186
BMW gets a lot of praise for no reason in the US.
Litteraly worse than a civic.
And euro civic is a correct statement. Shit is looked at like Hondas are looked at in the states.
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ITT: poorfags
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They're great cars, anyone that says otherwise is mad because they can't afford one.

That being said, fucking everyone owns one. I honestly wouldn't buy anything other than an M or a less common one like an E39 or E30. They're more common than V6 mustangs FFS.
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>>13987193
It's because marketing.

>>13987244
ITT: badgewhores
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>>13987257
>M
Hopped up shitbox
Kek
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>>13987186
Audi, BMW, and Mercs are vastly overrated in the states, it's stupid.

>>13987244
The three brands I just mentioned are not exclusively luxury manufacturers in Europe. They sell shitboxes and stripper models there, but not in the US so they can jew us harder. And they're getting away with it too, for some reason even with the internet, burgers have no clue what other markets are like.

Buying something just because of the badge on the front is stupid. Do your research and buy what is best for you, not what is a status symbol to get you "street cred."
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>>13987193
>no reason
Perfectly balanced
RWD
Doesn't look like a 16y/o chick's car
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>>13987282
Actually, a plain 3 series kind of is exactly what a 16 y/o daddy's girl's car looks like.
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>>13987193
>ive never driven one
that's literally all you have to say.
If you think a base civc compares to a base bmw you are literally fully delusional.

my bmw from the 90s has better build quality and more horsepower than my 2013 civic.
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>>13987304
Pretty sure when Morgan Freeman walked into OP's barbershop he wasn't driving an E93.
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>>13987186
i like the 80s to mid 90s ones
I've heard theyre generally more reliable and have less issues.
unsure of the specific models as i havent looked into it too much
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>>13987186
>>13987193

Because they were decent cars up until the bangle era.

Now they're just after the soccer mom market and aren't any better than acura.
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since when did /o/ become infested with audiposters?
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>>13987345
i dont think they like audi either.
anything that isn't a nissan, toyota, or honda gets shit on here because its 90% fwd shitbox driving children.
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>>13987345
>>13987244
>>13987361
I don't necessarily hate these cars, I just hate ignorant badgewhoring. It's kinda sad that this is a major accolade in his life and he probably won't go any father. At least he enjoys driving it and not just being seen in it.
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>>13987528
>he probably won't go any father
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>>13987594
What's a name white people can call other white people, but black people can't call black people?
>Dad
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Different countries have different drivers and different stereotypes. I love my own BMW but hate other BMW "ricers" and hooners with furious passion, as well as Volkswagen drivers in general. But I don't understand the hate towards Audi drivers. It's a country thing I guess.
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>>13987308
>t. delusional poorfag badgewhore with an ancient BMW shitbox
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>>13987528
who cares? not all their models are worth a shit, but some are gold.
and the old ones are cult classics with nice styling.

>new york
>bunch of badgewhoing wanna-be-thug wops and puerto ricans
not really representative of the community.
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>>13989824
>Can't tell if agreeing with me or disagreeing without realizing you're saying the same thing...
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>>13987616
What's a name that starts with N, ends in R, and you never want to call a black man?
>neighbor
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>>13987616
But i do have a dad :^}
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>>13987193
Euro civics are Volkswagens, especially Golfs
coming from an european
also this ''euro civic'' is 12 years old but its price starts from 100.000$
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>>13990183
What shit hole do you live in? Here, you can get them for less than 20 grand usd
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>>13990297
It`s the M3 CSL, cheapest one costs 92k euros and the most expensive one is like 160k eur (around 174k usd) and its value is only going up. Actually I think the U.S never received the CSL
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>>13990312
Oh ok, I misread and thought you meant the 328i in the op
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>>13987282
Fuck RWD
If it means buying BMW, fuck it
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>>13987193
I like BMW because they make bikes too.

Don't really care for the cars tho. All look the same. The m5 is cool, but I would probably get a merc if I was to spend a lot of money on a fast sedan.
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>>13992423
>I would probably get a merc if I was to spend a lot of money on a fast sedan.

This. I used to like BMW more, but I'm starting to like Mercs as I get older.
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>>13987186
>going to nig barber
You did it to yourself.
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>>13987186

>>Says he goes to a black barbershop, but is this passively disrespectful and over the internet at that.

I'm going to go with absolutely bullshit scenarios for $2000, OP.
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>>13987186

>Nig barber literally stops my haircut to talk about this man's eurocivic for ten minutes

No black barber would leave you hanging for 10 fucking minutes. Even if you absolutely deserved it, no black barber . would leave you hanging for 10 fucking minutes.

OP is a faggot.
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>>13987186
Same story here in Sweden, only the niggers are arabs/turks/assortment of middle eastern shitters

Seriously they will buy BMW/audis worth 40-50$k and live in their shitty 2 bedroom commieblock ghetto apartments

it's fucking hilarious
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>>13993171
>these guys care about their cars too much!
says the guy living with his parents
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>>13993198
Gypsy spotted.
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>>13993206
>Gypsy spotted.
Good one. Go tell your mommy and daddy about your latest internet exploits. Maybe they'll hand you the keys to the camry for the next milk run.
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>>13987186
The only BMWs that one should buy are M models
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I don't worship BMW. They have done many retarded things. But I like the good things they have done.
pic related
Weebs on the other hand, as opposed to us normalfags, worship the shit out of Japan. They even think a ham sandwich made in Japan is far superior to any ham sandwich made anywhere else. Even if the pork is imported and not raised by superior Japanese techniques and highly skilled Japanese farmers who grow pork to be extra delicious and nutritious, unlike other pork found anywhere in the world. The sandwiches are crafted by highly skilled Japanese demi-gods, unlike lesser sandwich makers.
Faggots.
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>>13993230
Confirmed for asshurt subhuman shitskin.
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>>13995842
>I like thing
>now let me go on a completely unrelated rant full of implications and make myself look like a complete moron

BMW owners everyone.
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>>13996579
you forgot your unrelated weeb reaction image
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>>13996644
You forgot to take the cock out of your mouth.
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>>13996650
>uh wel ur gay1!!!!11
profound
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>>13996656
>being this assblasted
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>>13996659
that was my first post in the thread but ok mr angry weeb
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>>13996579
>replies to 4 hour old post
weebs everyone
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>>13996663
>>13996667
>samefagging
>damage-controlling

Embarrassing.
Typical BMW faggot.
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I've never been a huge fan of their newer stuff because they're sort of becoming mercedes (massive fatass automatics for rich cunts who don't know how to drive) but their older stuff is gold. The e39/e46 and e30/e34 are perfect design wise IMO. Cars should be fast under the hood and conservative in the exterior. BMW has kind of failed at that last part recently.
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>>13990356
This
I'd rather FWD then BMW
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"BMWs are shit lol" are the worst bait threads on this board.
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>>13997059
FWD then BMW
lmao
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>>13989934

That's a good one. I'll tell my girlfriend that one, she's [spoiler]black[/spoiler]
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