>birthday >go outside >see this. Wat do

proceed to sell it and buy a 997 because i dont want a shitbox

"cant wait to sell it!"

>>13985755
meh
probably go for a drive or two and enjoy it and thank my folks etc

>>13985755
Wonder who replaced my three subarus with three shitty american """""cars""""".

Sell it cause can't afford insurance let alone gas.

>>13985755
Do some sick pulls down the highway until the engine grenades and then have it fixed under warranty and sell it.

Give it back to dealers.

Hand out maybe like 5% of the money to charity because muh white guilt.

Buy a better car for half the price, get a god-tier PC, put the rest in my retirement fund.

>>13985755
Literally shit myself and cry wondering if I'm in a dream or not.

take a shitty picture with a potato

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Sell it, then use the money to buy a car that's actually fast and won't grenade its engine before 1k miles.

>>13985846
Why are GT-R shitters so fucking obnoxious on this board?

>>13985846
>sell a 50-70,000 corvette stingray to buy a 100,00$ Nissan GTR

>>13985861
assmad corvette cvck detected

>>13985755
>cheap weight bench in garage
>Chrysler 300nigger
> two car garage full of junk
>neighbors house so close
>visible chain link fencing
>nigger bicycles
>mid price Cadillac crossover

I'm wondering why I work up in a McMansion neighborhood, why there are blacks, and who had the poor financial sense to finance a new corvette on a 5 year note at 15% interest.

Break down into tears that I now own such an amazing machine who's resale price is enough to get rid of my medical debt. Finally give my kid an amazing christmas

>>13985897
>medical debt

Land of the free.

>>13985755
Wonder how the fuck my family raised the money to afford the thing. Also wonder why they chose a Corvette, of all things, since this is England, and all.

Not that I'd be complaining, mind.

Pinch myself to wake up because I'd have to be in a nightmare for my parents to be such financially irresponsible morons.

Gracefully lie and tell whoever bought it "thank you, but I can't accept this, it's too much" because I already have a superior 2015 Porsche.

I'd probably shitpost on /o/ about it

>>13985868
I don't really care for the Corvette, I'm more of a Snek guy, a car which has already eaten the GT-R for lunch.

Why are you such faggots about track times in a road car you will probably never get to drive, a certainly not around a track? Why not praise things like the aesthetics, fun factor, interior, shit that actually matters? You seriously think a 7:00 and a 7:15 lap around the North Loop would feel any different if you were the driver? No, it'd be a blast either way.

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Oh boy, a $240 000 car thats just about useless to me... I appreciate the thought and everything, but fuck me are there better and cheaper cars out there for me

> wonder why theres two niggers and an old man parked in my driveway

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>>13986017
>before snek
>omg corvette the best who cares if it overheats

>after it
>ugh fuck the corvette muh viper

>>13985755
I'd feel torn, because Corvette is real fucking nice but I don't need one in my life right now.
Tbh, I'd rather have a cheaper 3 series and put the rest towards saving for a house deposit.

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Drain the oil, upgrade the radiator, and use it as a daily driver next to my heavily modified c6.

>>13985755
I would think it's a prank because parents are not that rich.
Probably a rental for 1 day. If so, drive hard and maybe race some friends with shit boxes and random GTRs or other muscle cars.
Then it back to rental place.

>>13986043
> wonder why theres two niggers and an old man parked in my driveway
Yfw they are lovers that adopted you

Drive it, I'm a big chevy fan
no bully
>>13986031
>$240 000

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>>13986508

Cry tears of joy. Then give my old man a ride and go as fast as possible on the local abandoned highway

>>13986048
at least they both come with a manual transmission you fucking pansy

>>13985755
>Sell it
>Mod the shit out of my Miata
>Buy more Miatas
>Mod the shit out of them, too
>Buy a 240Z and/or '71-'72 fastback Mustang

Sell it, buy 100 Twingos.

sell it and buy 2,400 geo metros

>>13986586
>muh manial!!

try hard faggot

>>13985755
be happy and grateful and put it beside my BMW, drive it around to shit and enjoy it.

>>13985755
Sell for a 928 and shitter house probably

Be grateful like a goddamn adult.

>>13985755
run away because its clear that my parents want me dead

copious amounts of burnouts and hoon.

>>13985755
Sell it for parts for the old one

don't want to pay for the maintenance and insurance

Could pay for a full NRCS restoration or at least one hell of a touch up and maybe a nice 383 and some stiffer springs all around

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kill myself

Tell them to return it and get me a Civic, seriously a fucking waste of money.

Have it towed to dealership to sell it

Buy mint as fuck firebird, buy clothes and an education, enjoy the rest of my life.

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Sell it

Buy a VL with RB30ET, make it look like pic related

Have good times with boost. Also buy a AU Ford Falcon ute for a tow wagon.

>>13985755
>be Australian

Wonder how the fuck I made it to burgerland overnight.

>>13985755
Drive it because free car.
Also im not inconsiderate enough to sell a gift

>>13987065
lmao go back to accounting number cruncher

Convert it to RHD and sell it to some Australian for twice the price.

Be absolutely shocked that my parents/girlfriend bought me a car of that quality and that it's new, rather than a old beater that I lovingly drive to death.

Although, I would be scratching my head a little because my family and friends know I enjoy Japanese cars.

I'd be even more confused if it was my parents because they prefer Mustangs.

>>13985861
Memes my friend, memes.

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>>13988623
>my family and friends know I enjoy Japanese cars.

>>13988626
There is literally nothing wrong with enjoying those cars.

Some people hail German Engineering.
Some people praise American Power.
I like rotaries.

>people this salty about a birthday gift

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>>13988649
>I only like one thing

>>13988659
>ARGH STOP NOT LIKING WHAT I LIKE

NICE ASSPERGERS FAGGOT

>>13988618
>quotes number because he'll never afford or be able to drive the car to its limits anyway.

Not mad friend, you're just very entertaining

>buy a z06 supercharger to turn the lt1 into a theoretical lt4
>buy a tinted see through targa if it doesn't already have one installed
>get pilot sport cup 2's if there aren't already some installed
>track it once a week after break in
>get a set of kumhos on really shit wheels for drift events
>if it has the exhaust that closes under 3500rpm, I'll get a switch to connect to the fuse location
>read the replies from people who who honestly think a versa note is better than a sonic because of a 1.4 second ego boost in the top end and kek super hard

>>13985755
donuts, highway blast, in that order

>>13985755
Run away crying about how shitty your parents are because you wanted a blue car

>>13985755
congratulate my stepdad on buying a car on my birthday, to go with the bike he got himself on my mums

sell it and buy a engine swaped pop up nip mobile

>>13985755
>beat on it for a couple days
>sell it
>restore and LS swap a grand wagoneer

>>13985755
Feign excitement because although my dad means well, I've been telling him for years not to buy me a car

Damn guys, it's a free car. Thank whoever got it for you and be grateful that you don't have to pay off a shitbox. Godspeed anon.

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>>13985755
Trade it in for a Swagon and some BBS FIs

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1. Sell it
2. Use money for down payment on snek.
3. Own car that beats 918 and gtr around track.
4. Laugh at all the shitters on this board as they try to tell me some other pile of shit is better than my car.

>>13989854
>Own car that beats 918 and gtr around track
That doesn't work if you suck at driving

Tell them to return it for a full refund and just give me the money.

>>13985755

But MOM!!!! I wanted a GT-R!!!!!!

>>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
>*starts hitting himself in the face while repeated saying "can't turn".

/o/

I'd tell mommy its too much for me to handle and tell her my bus pass is just fine.

>>13990015
Same for a GT-R or any other car. What's your point?

Drive it until the engine blows.

>6 miles

>>13990020
Even if you don't like corvettes don't be a prick about a gift given to you, especially if it's a car.

Shit, even if someone gave me a Prius I would be happy with it.

Use launch control 47 times per day until something breaks and then make a meme post on some corvette forum about how unreliable it is and how the warranty was voided

>j/k we all know that it would overheat and nom a valve long before the tranny gave out

>>13985755
Be happy that there are people who remember my birthday.

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>>13985868
>cvck

>>13985861
They haven't actually driven a GTR or a Corvette, they just want to be part of something.

>>13987065
>memeing this hard
>calling him a try hard
u r true try hard anon

>>13985803
>muh white guilt

literally a c u c k

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Sell it immediately because fuck that bullshit. Pay off student debt, buy good pc, mod Inetgra.

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>>13985755
Proceed to bitch out mummy for not getting me muh Dream90sShitbox I specifically requested
>"but anon this is safer and moar reliable"
>REEEE!!
>"shut up bitch! Go inside and make me some tendies while I figure out how to sell this shitbox"
>resale value plummeted becuase Merican
>fml not enough let over for new battlestation

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>>13990913
>tfw she didn't get me an immaculate FD

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>>13986514
i feel your pain, mighty

>>13985755
Suck daddies cock, which is probably OP did.

>>13985755
Ask why I didnt get a lotus instead.

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>>13989854
>Selling your only car for one that isn't street legal
>For a car that you will never be able to take advantage of in any capacity

>>13985755
Sell it and import an R34 gtr, spend the remainder on restoring and light mods

>>13990127
Shut up Itsuki nobody liked you in that retarded live action movie

>>13992241
This so hard. Though rather I'd wait two years and import a Spirit R and buy a LHD 2007 STI for a DD/year round car for around the same price of not less.

Though it's still a kickass car and I'd be very appreciative and before any of that I would drive the shit out of it until the engine dies and get it replaced under warranty.

>>13985755
Ask for a better camera

Sell it for a Lancia Delta Intergale

sell it and buy as many dragon dildos as possible and try to anally vore them all at the same tume

>>13986031
That's when you sell it and buy 240 more C-class shitboxes, eh?

>>13992400
Oh hell no... W126 coupe may have been on the list, but quite honestly; that amount of money is not something I can accept. And if I was "forced" to then I'd use the money to pay off the student loans and save for when I'm buying somewhere to live

>>13990304
>Same for a GT-R
lel

>>13985863
Dude, his photo is the nismo, thats a 150k

>scrape down the side of parked cars because roads in britbongistan are so narrow
>Fill it up with 99RON @ £1.09 a litre
>pop into town for a Greggs disappointment spec sausage roll, park across two spaces because it wont fit in one
>pay osbourne tax and eat my misery lunch
>come back to find car has been keyed by a benefits scrounger for "bein posh cunt innit"
>tyres slashed by hipsters because "omg like hashtag gentification much"
>beheaded by muslims

worst birthday ever.

>>13996324
>come back to find car has been keyed by a benefits scrounger for "bein posh cunt innit"
Is that a common thing in the UK? Keying peoples nice shit?

>>13985911
You only end up with medical debt if you're buy a new Corvette stupid.

>>13996338
Pretty common. Someone on an owners club forum im on recently had paint stripper dumped all over their car for no reason.

Plus there was that cunt who was pictured standing on top of a McLaren or similar, let me dig some links out

>>13996338
>>13996367

https://www.carthrottle.com/post/seeing-this-idiot-standing-on-the-bonnet-of-a-mclaren-12c-will-severely-strain-your-faith-in-humanity/

apologies for carshittle clickbait link but there you go

Sell it and buy a viper.

>>13996367
>>13996371
Well fuck, hope that doesn't start happening in Burgerland.

>>13996367
>>13996371
>own expensive car
>to poor to park it inside
priorities

>>13985755
sell it and buy tillable land

>>13996375
That happens all the time here in burgerstan, and not just in detroit. Which paradise do you live in?

>>13996961
Happens mostly in libtard states. Not in the rest of the civilized US.

Hop in, slide back end out atound ever turn. Drive around like a jack ass. Get in high way and top it out. Come home and put an ad on Craigslist to sell that POS

>>13985755
Take it and drive the shit out of it because the C7 is cool and draws attention (mainly mine.)