>tfw drive a vert >really fucking hate verts god damn it guys

I laugh every time I see some beta kek boy driving a convertible alone. verts are for girls or gay men

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>>13976446
Me too....

>>13976460
>beta
You don't know what alphas or betas are

>>13976446
>drive a MK IV Jetta
>really fucking hate Volkswagens

>>13976466
yeah real alphas drive convertibles, you're right

i honestly have no idea what to do
i bought it because it was cheap and rwd
but i hate the soft top so god damn much
plus im paranoid as hell

>>13976473
Alphas do whatever the fuck they want because they don't need to show off or impress anyone

>>13976446
Verts are shit to drive. Noisy as fuck, can't talk to anybody while your driving, hair gets all blown to shit, and if it's long it will start whipping your face. Seriously, how attention starved are you to willingly buy a convertible.

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I would get one if I could ok

>>13976481
whenever I see a kek driving a miata, that is the first thing I think of. the word alpha.

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>>13976488

>>13976474
Is it a miata?
Even if it isn't, see if you can get a hardtop.

>>13976497
its a 1985 celica gts

>>13976492
What you think of is your own insecurities.
Then you get mad because you don't have the confidence to drive a miata so you pretend it's below you and poke fun out of fear and anger.

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>>13976446
how do you hate convertibles. they are dank af

>>13976502
>lone wolf hipster faggots who act like they don't care about other people's opinions are alpha
okay

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>>13976515
You're clearly stupid.

>>13976500
I think a hardtop mod on that would be pretty tough. You could also try getting a new top, new weather gasket/strips or whatever. Maybe even add some glue and caulking, put a roll bar in it. It'll cut down on the creaks and rattles.

>>13976502
Replace "drive a miata" with:
>wear a fursuit
>suck another man's dick
>wear a fedora
>be athiest

>>13976525
I don't care what you say because I am alpha, like you said

>>13976528
is it really that hard? why is miata so easy?
there's no after market fiberglass/ carbon fiber thing you can stick on?

>>13976538
Lack of understanding breeds fear, fear breeds anger, anger breeds hate.
So you're correct

>>13976552
So if you don't do something, it means you're scared of it?

>>13976565
If you don't understand something and you're insecure you'll likely develope a fear of it.
Then you'll make fun of it.

>>13976578
What if you understand all those things (including drive a miata) and choose not to do them. Is it possible to remain alpha?

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>journalists and shit always rave the convertible versions of sportscars because of some bullshit about the wind in your hair
>much, much prefer having some structure over my skull with the windows down & sunroof open so that I can hear something other than wind rush

>>13976585
Depends on your understanding and if you're afraid, angry about it, or hating on it

>>13976596
i really enjoy the feel of being in an enclosed cockpit and shit
plus verts are shit for the structure of the body and flex

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>>13976488
I'm so ok with this

>>13976602
Ok that's good to know. I had an uncle that went to jail for raping kids, and the the other people in jail used to make fun of him and beat him up, but now I know it's just cause he was an alpha and he did something they didn't understand so they were scared of him. Fucking betas man, I swear.

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Convertibles are for fags. Real men drive cars with no provisions for a roof.

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>>13976681
im with you

>>13976446
I know the feeling.
>drive with top down
>hair gets completely fucked
>wear hat
>keep having to hold onto it so it doesn't fly away
>tons of wind noise, can't hear anything
>thieves love to slash into them

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>>13976704
Amen, brother.

>being so lazy you can't even bring yourself to write convertible as a full word while you needlessly shitpost
At least fucking say cabrio if you're too lazy to type, you faggots.

>>13976705
>wahh my hair is messed up!

top tier faggot right here

>>13976714
GTS is better looking in every way

>>13976739
A cabriolet is a specific kind of top. Convertible is a more general term.

>>13976764
If it's so specific why don't you specify?

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>>13976753
>2012
>Being a kek

>>13976549
hey fix my problems

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Convertibles are for girls

T-tops are for men

>>13976799
>2012

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>>13976826
>1960
>Being a kek

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>>13976815
T-tops are the 5 mph bumper equivalent of targa tops, you tremendous faggot.

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>>13976539

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I don't give a fuck what you guys say convertibles will always be the epitome of cool

>>13976839
>T-tops means Targa Tops.

>>13976861
found the balding fatty.

what's the coupe equivalent of a miata?

>>13976677
Did he rape you?

>>13976677
You're retarded and missing the point all together

>>13976880
No, but if he had I would have understood he was just being an alpha and doing something most people don't do because they lack self confidence

>>13976871
I weigh 120lbs. Owned niggah

>>13976864
I can't tell if you're trolling or just wrong.

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>not owning a dealer option hardtop convertible

Good luck with your rusted to shit rocker panels plebs.

>>13976915
Figure out what the T stands for, then get back to me.

>>13976891
>making fun of someone he fears and doesn't understand
Classic beta move

>>13976915
I bet you think the W in 10w-30 stands for weight, huh?

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>>13976916
I don't think this even counts as a convertible anymore.

>>13976926
Pretty much

>>13976921
The T stands for the T-bar in the middle. Targa tops specifically don't have T-bars. Hell, they even have seperate Wikipedia articles.

>>13976916
Literally the worst of both worlds. All the noise and rattle of a convertible, but you have to decide at home whether to drive with or without a roof.

>>13976488
>dat safety
>dat improved aerodynamics so better fuel eco
>dat storage space(trunk)

Fucking Why not?!

>>13976494
Make it real anons please!

>>13976606
I can guarantee you dont drive your car hard enough for the chassis flex to even be a consideration.

>>13979109
85 Celica convertible? I might take that bet. Those things were done with a Sawzall.