if you got a date with tay sway what car would you pick her up in?

I wouldn't show up

>>13975009
Honda S2Gay

>>13975009
lol my eg sedan. Her womanlanklet ass would not like how low/tight it is

>>13975009
Twingo

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>>13975049
yep

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Sorry bae, start walking.

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My meme machine

>>13975146
This. Except the MK2 for me.

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>>13975009
Is there really any other answer?

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>>13975174
you sonofabitch

>>13975039
She will write another love song about you

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/dbt/ here

>>13975009
I wouldn't stick my dick up her coalburner ass.

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>>13975009
My current car

It has a bench seat so she could sit right next to me

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>>13975673
and i can feel her leg when I change gears

>dating a slut

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>>13975912
she's so tall though

>>13975663
>coalburner

What black person has she hooked up with?

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first i hit the gas, then i tap that ass ;)

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>>13976103
First she hits her head trying to fit in it

>>13975978
Wait what? Is this some TV version?

A bus

>>13975955
And handsome as hell

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>>13975009
I would do it in 3 simple steps

>>13975082
/thread

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>>13975009

>dating taller girls
Might as well start taking hormones to become the woman in the relationship.

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>>13976132
she's only 5'10"

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>>13975009

>>13978906
>manlets

>>13978918
>6 inches above average
>only

That's like being 5'4 for a guy

>>13978921
That's king of the manlets for you.

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>>13978926
newman is the same height and he could comfortably fit in an R30

>>13978941
I'm a touch over 6 foot and I fit okay in my DR30

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>>13978906
>he wants his children to be manlets

>>13975009
"car"

>>13978926
tfw grown 5'4 male

>>13975039
This dykes don't put out

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>>13975009
She probably wouldn't be able to get her legs in it.

>>13978906
I'm 6'2" and I'd love a girl taller than I am.

>>13975009
>picking her up in a car
Please. I'm going on my motorcycle. I might only have one chance to get dem sweet sweet legs wrapped around me and by Jove I'm taking it.

>>13978906
>being intimidated by women just because you're shorter than them
kek

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>>13977963
I see what you did there...

>>13975009
probs either a w222 s63amg or a w216 cl600

yes, merc loving fag indeed

>>13975039
Kek'd

>>13978906
Found the manlet.

A cheap one. Bitch is just gonna wreck it with a golf club anyways

I'd pull up in a classy rental, and hit her with it.

>>13978906

Holy shit when will they fucking learn?

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always snek

>>13975102
but the car is also BAE?

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>>13975009
Chicks dig bikes from what I hear

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>driving to pick her up
>not being chauffeured in a Rolls-Royce
Sure is a bunch of pleb faggots in here.

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>>13979071
6'3" here, and can only find shorter women. Which isn't bad, because of what I drive. Trust me, I have the seat all the way back.

>pick her up in it anyways
>mfw she thinks it's cute
>get to bang on the perfectly flat trunk, since it has no spoiler

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>>13980300
>the nocar posts a picture of a model AW11 at some trainfag's elaborate display

>>13980315
Yeah, blurring the photo kinda makes it look weird.

>>13975009
>tfw no car
>tfw she would just have to sit on my face while I made engine noises

>>13980473
I just imagine it being like the first date from Half Baked

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AC Cobra

>>13980337
>responding to a pleb who doesn't know how camera effects work.

>>13975094
>the only good picture that car has ever had taken of it.

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S600 Maybach

>>13976132
I'd hit my head trying to fit in her, if you know wha I mean

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not even trolling desu
all dat patina might get that hick wet

>>13982556
"Anon why are you driving a limousine? Should I um.. get in the back?"

>>13978918
Same height as my gf. Mine has better boobs while being just as slender though.

>>13982594
Where was that image taken

>>13978918
>>13978926

>tfw taylor swift is taller than you
>tfw I AM 5'4

whatever, it's not like i don't enjoy being a manlet.

>guys think manlets are cute
<3

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>>13975009
My ostrich truck.

>>13982710
>guys think manlets are cute
Don't worry. You'll find a nice, strong man to take care of you.

>>13978926
Isn't 5'6 the average for females? Might be higher than that, I'm sure hispanics/asians bring it down a lot.

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>>13978918
I'm happy with that

>>13975009
An orange smart car. wearing all orange. and take her to an orange fruit stand, then ditch her there.

Let's see her write a song about that.

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Well she "earned" $100mil this year so I doubt there is any car that would impress her.

So I would probably pick a car that shows character. Pic related.

>>13983037
And what character is that, a manchild who idolizes a piece of crap because of a cheesy mainstream movie from 30 years ago?

>>13983037
Because nothing shows character like the biggest meme car in the universe

>>13975039
/thread

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>>13975009

>>13983052
>DeLorean is only popular because of Bttf
>"mainstream"
Back to reddit with you.

>>13983107
What would you even say rolling upin this?

>>13975089
But she's white not illiphino.

>>13983128
into le garbage :DDD

>>13983001
>taylor looking back at you while karlie is learning to kode
this picture is perfect

>>13978926
even napoleon is taller than you

>>13975009
one impervious to golf clubs

>>13975009
I would roll up in my 1992 Hyundai excel with a handbrake turn (that gets girls wet), roll down the passenger window, say "tay way gay bay" then lock the door and leave without her fist pumping out the window.

>>13978926
more like 2"

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>>13978906
You're shorter than a 5'10 girl?

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>looks fun
>3th gear is between the passengers legs

>>13983322
Napoleon wasn't a manlet you poorly educated buffoon.

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>>13983374
>historians have now suggested Napoleon was actually 5 ft 6 in (1.68 m) tall
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_complex
Manlets, when will they learn?

>>13983395
>Napoleon was actually 5 ft 6 in (1.68 m) tall, taller than the average Frenchman of his time

>>13983410
The average Frenchman was an impoverished piece of shit who probably ate 1000 kcals a day tops.

Also, it's pure speculation that he was 5'6" by some revisionist historians.

>>13983410
>>13983417
He was actually average height, not only for French but all Europeans of that time. He only looks because being freakishly tall was required for his guardsmen.

Pinto. I'd reverse into the nearest solid object and kill both of us. Let's be honest, the world would probably be better off.

>>13983417
ill think you'll find the french back then were pretty damn hardcore. they finally defeated england after fucking centurys of warefare so that america could run away and have its own country.

>>13983462
He said the people were poor, not that the military was shit

>>13983462
>french back then were pretty damn hardcore
They failed in south america. Instead of dipping their arrows they ate the poisonous frogs and died.

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I would use a car as beautiful as she.

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>mfw people argue about height because it's all they have going for them
>b-b-b-but I'm TALL
>b-b-b-but MANLET
5'11" here. "King of manlets" you may call me. I've got something better than height; confidence and money.

>>13983591
>king of manlets
>not even 6'
6'2" here ive got height, confidence, decent money and at 75kg the perfect weight for my height
unless your planning on getting leg extensions you can aways get a bottle of helium

>>13975009
1. Who?
2. Whatever car I feel like that isn't a stripped out track car and relatively comortable

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>>13983595
>and at 75kg the perfect weight for my height
Hungry skeleton, lol
Pic related

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>>13983591
haha fucking manlet

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>>13975009
pic related just to see if she even gets in it

>>13975009
Don't need to bc my gf already looks kinda like tay tay and her middle name is even Taylor.

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>>13984381
Nothing to brag about.

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>dating a /b/tard

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>>13975009
Suzuki Cappuccino, white bitches love cappuccinos.

>>13984521
*hits knees getting in*

>>13984521
That's a lame miata if I ever saw one.

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First date? Ranger. Much more civilized. Third date? F250.
>dat bench good for fucking

>>13975173
>>13983037

GTFO Matt Farah you'll never get a date w tay

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>>13984521
How about you show up in the Cappuccino and I'll show up in this. Which ever car she can fit in she marries the winner, and you inherent halve of her shekels

>>13984566
Enjoy your solar oven.

Her and I share a birthday. I'd pick her up in my chebby truk.

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In proper Aussie style.

>>13975174
Hey that's my car ... and yes, I do call it Taylor

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>>13989257

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>Not showing up in a Twingo
Why are you guys even trying, it's obvious she isn't gonna put out

>>13988977
This, she's in Adelaide now.

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I would pick her up in one of these.
>Fun to drive
>Looks good and somewhat exotic
>Isn't total overkill like a Lambo or an Bentley or something
>I doubt she's ever been in one

>>13984505
If any of that is true, it's pretty cute. It makes her seem more human.

I wonder how many young celebrities seek out internet forums as a way to escape the influence of their fame, if only momentarily.

1990's beat up corolla.

I like my women like I like my cars, used, abused, and has reliability issues.

>literally a billionaire
>/o/ showing up in old jap shitboxes

She is used to high quality guys, she would probably not even come outside if your shitbox is waiting.

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>>13989576

B-but she's down to earth, a-and just like us.

>>13989798
post the one of her dancing like an actual spastic

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My fuckin Lezmobile so she's not immediately assaulted with the fact that I'm an autist car enthusiast. She could find out later that it's a hobby, but you don't want to immediately cockslap a woman with a pantydryer like that. There's no car I could ever pull up in that would impress her anyway so it'd be better to cultivate my down to earth boy next door image.

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Should I take the Manta A or the Cortina Mk1?

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>>13990119

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>The Queen gives a fuck about a car.

>>13979071
How the fuck are you going to find a woman taller than that? My Wife is 5'0. I wish you luck though
>inb4 That's a midget bro

>>13990180
Emigrate to Scandinavia (Sweden excluded).

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>>13983315
She's an avid baker too

What a neat lady

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>>13989840
there's more than one :3

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My 3kgt vr4 cause i know she won't havr seen one before

>>13991935
>those wheels
consider suicide

>>13978954
Who says anything about procreation? Some perverted freaks on this board.

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one of these

>>13989798
You know fucking retards can be considered statutory rape.

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>>13993472
But what if I'm also retarded?

>>13994406
>But what if I'm also retarded?
But I'm also retarded.
FTFY

>>13993272
HAS IT ARRIVED YET?

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>>13983007
under rated post

>>13983007
Do gays date women?

>>13975009
>trying to impress a woman
Her rich ass needs to pick me up.

>>13996617

Exactly. Not only would she pick me up in her ferrari, she'd let me fucking drive it if I wanted. Oh and she's paying for dinner too.

Her reward is the dicking of a lifetime. Oh and I'm not calling her back either. Bitch wanna talk to me she gonna use her minutes god damnit!

>>13996612
Only to troll them

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>>13984505
I used to be able to see her house from my beach when I lived here. The president said she came over for a Medal of Honor dinner once, but that was before I was there.

I'll just leave this here
http://www.teamimports.com/2015/12/ten-things-you-need-to-know-before-you.html?m=1

>>13984505

I forgot where I had it but some anon debunked a lot of the claims found here. The evidence linking TayTay to /b/ is a lot sketchier than this infographic claims. Still it's an interesting thought.

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>>13975009
Ofc in my r34 .

>>13996612
I tried dating women before I realized I was gay.

In the case of this thread
>>13996645
is right,

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>>13995060
The question was if that made it ok to fuck her, not whether or not I was retarded.

>>13991955

Pretty sure those are the stock wheels you autist

>>13998612
i'd let you pick ME up for a date if you drove that.

>>13983315
Nigga that's The Stranger by Albert Camus. If you haven't read it, do.

You're right about the picture being perfect though.
>Tay-tay
>Bullet Bird
>My favorite book
>The desert

It's like every fantasy I've ever had.

>>13975009
Windowless van.

>>13975009
Only what she deserves. Dirty crown vic with leaking windshield right over passenger seat. Passenger seat also covered in trash and socks. She has to sit on the trash or else her ass gets wet from the musty upholstery.