Woe is me thread

I live in Laredo, TX :*(

Let me guess: you drive an 07 Gran Prix with 100K on it and think you can drift a FWD V6 with 200 at the crank?

>>13961239
No, I'm openly gay

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>tfw nothing but tons of roads that are abandoned by everyone at night, never any speedtraps except the main road and a very good mix of mountain roads, gravel and decent tarmac straights

>>13961234
>tfw it only snowed once this season so far and it only lasted 2 days
>tfw just bought winter tires
>tfw its going to be in the 50's

Just fuck my shit up senpai.

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>Mfw I cant find a decent Volvo 240 for sale

>>13961579
I believe we live in the same area :(

>thousands of roads to choose from
>but no water

>all the good roads are littered with boomers on Harley and dudes on crotch rockets who think they're Valentino Rossi

>>13961593
I live in Michigan. Really just anywhere east is abnormally warm this year

>>13961239
>you can only drift on curvy roads
Fucking benchracers man

>>13961660
Just across the lake in Wisconsin, too warm for December here too

my face when i have no money or time because college

I literally just fix my shit enough to keep it reliable. Hopefully I can turbo this christmas break.

>>13961966
im sorry i meant to say

>mfw

im a transnigger help me

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>Finally have a truck with 4WD
>still live in the suburbs with no place to drive offroad

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>>13961234
I know that feel. I even have a car that would be fun on the touge too.

>Live in NC
>All of the 2gays are filled with tourists who ride their brakes on the mountain roads


NEW YORKERS GET OUT

>>13961748
>Coming from someone who's never drifted on either.

>>13962925

These cars are not fun on the toogay.
They grip and just keep gripping until they break grip and skid off into the abyss.

Now take a shitty car that's not going to grip at all, and that's fun on the toogay.

>Live in sofla
>Have have hot vw
>No corners to carve
>Working on a rally car project
>Nowhere to practice

>>13962952
idk, I usually get pretty gentle oversteer when I lose grip. It's all about throttle control to be quite honestly family.

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>Live at the base of mountain ranges in SoCal
>own pick up

theres so much play in my steering rack

>live in Kansas City
>salted roads everywhere in winter
>everything is a straight line

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>tfw lost license

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>>13961234
>tfw the only local track doesn't do track days anymore

>>13961579
>tfw it hasn't snowed here in 5 years

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Tfw this is my commute and i live at the top of one of those hills...

45ish mile round trip commute, but its ok.

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>have decent highway
>no highway car
Fug

>>13962984
cota doesnt do track days? wtf?

>>13962952
slowfag detected, the real fun on the touge is being faster than everyone else

>>13963655
this

fun is winnings.
'fun' in being slow is for chronic slowfags.

>>13963623
>having an eternally dirty car

fuck
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>>13962968
You deserve it.

>>13963654
Nope, they did until 2013 when they decided to be major cunts about it, saying something like "didn't fit with the prestige of the track". Total bullshit.

>>13963675
Id rather live on a rally stage and never clean my car again than live where i live.

>>13963698
...What a bunch of stupid fucking cunts.

More prestigious and historic tracks.. Spa, Nurburgring, Monza, etc all have track days.

FUCK. Americans sure know how to ruin a good thing.

Tfw lots of local touge roads, but no local touge clubs and scene

>Tfw two hours to any good road
If it was like 30m I wouldn't mind, but that's a commitment

>>13963760
>Wanting your togue clogged up with plebs and Hondas

>>13963675

Someone once wrote "i wish my wife was this dirty" on it.

>eew its dirty
FAGGOT

>>13963772
I'll smoke you in my '94 EG hatch with a couple of simple mods

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>they put speed bumps on my local touge

fucking 5mph or you'll bottom out style speed bumps in every corner and a few on the longer straits

>>13963772
But it gets old driving alone all the time, I know that feel

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>>13963795

>>13963804
You're not driving to your full potential when others are around.

>tfw live at bottom of coast range in Bay Area peninsula

Best touge in the country lads

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>>13963795
It's simple anon, remove the bumps

>My Vehicle is muh home

Tfw no friend to hit the touge with

>tfw your area has its own touge map

http://www.alpinespeedstars.com/map/

>>13962925
>BCfag

Just head to North Van senpai

>>13963692
the fuck you say to be bitch?
when the fuck did you grow the balls to say that kind of shit to me.
I'll fucking kick your head in mate.

>>13966249
:)

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>>13964890
>tfw I want amazing touge roads like this
>tfw I dont want to live in Commifornia

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>>13962963
Fellow KCfag here
Iktfb

>bought a cobalt this fall
>car drives fine
>wont pass inspection
>R sticker
>carless

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>drive glorious 2004 Lexus LS
>hit woman in black car who I couldn't see in a dark rainy day who didn't have headlights on
>no evidence to prove my innocence because tfw no dashcam
>car is totaled because head on collision at intersection