>typical Corvette owner

>typical jelly fag thread

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>>13959258
Why would you be jealous of an obviously inferior car?

>Seat scooted so far up
Hope she doesn't get in a wreck

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Did somebody beat me too it?

>>13959290
A Nissan dealership tried selling a Nissan Altima SE-R to my grandma so I can see this happening to a grandma with a larger budget.

>>13959306
It's nice to have a car that can drive itself when you're old.

>>13959209
Did frosty finally start taking the hormones?

>>13959311
And a v6 is fun for all ages.

>>13959290
its all about that early bird special

>>13959272
Why would I be jealous of a car that almost drives itself?

>>13959311
De-fucking-stroyed

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>>13959326
How does the GTR drive itself? The corvette has the same if not better technology than the GTR. Such as magnetic ride control and 4G, Wi-Fi connectivity, touch-screen and RemoteLink. I'm going to just assume that calling the GTR a computer helps you cope with the fact that GM can't engineer for shit.

>>13959347
You're an idiot Mr ban evader, if you really don't know the difference. But your being obtuse. Go fap to gay porn.

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>>13959351
>so utterly btfo he resorts to name calling
So, you can't even prove the GTR is a computer?

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>>13959311

>MOM
>could you please drive my 2. car home

>>13959209
>working in valet
>just replaced my previous coworker
>hot ass chick comes out of restaurant
>can I get my car?
>go to parking lot
>chirp chirp
>white z06, manual
>my jaw hits the floor
>bring it to her, "here you go m'lady

>>13959209
What if it's her husband's car?

>>13959432
Isn't that last part a banable offense?

>>13959279
Manlet life is suffering.

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That is Full-Racing enthusiast driving style

>>13959290
dat ass.
mmmmmmmm

>>13959322

Since she likes to sleep in a bit, she needed a car that could get there in time.

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>>13959272
>I POSTED IT AGAIN MUM!

>>13959606
Yeeeeah bro you'd know what'd be even more swag? *hits vape* if that GTR had a Rocket Bunny kit yo!

>>13959658
whats ironic is people like you crying autism non stop

>>13959272
corvette boomers on suicide watch

>>13959327
AWD for safety too. Even back seats and a trunk!

>>13959258
The point is to post unusual owners of cars you pleb.

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>>13959347
>Alphonse shitposting again
Why do you even come here?

>>13959306
>implying a fucking altima isn't a grandma car

>>13959658
wouldn't reposting this and repeating "I POSTED IT AGAIN MOM" mean that you're just as bad?

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>>13959311

>>13960898
xD

>>13959460
It is if you don't tip your fedora.

>>13960831
>he hasnt driven an se-r
Laughingsloots.jpg

>>13961154
>fwd 250 hp sedan
Why would I even want to?

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>>13959209
Wtf is up with this shit. Every fucking time i see these fucking cars its a woman well in her 30s or 40s, usually wearing sunglasses, and texting on their Iphones, or doing their makeup wtf man...

>>13959347
Every review of the GTR by automotive journalists say the exact same thing.

>>13961389
Husband's car.
She drives it because he's too much of a cockholder to say no.
How do I know he prefers to lick the cum of other men off his wife's genitalia?
He bought a Corvette.

>>13959209
>>13961389
>"This is the car I bought with half of my ex-husband's money and child support payments"

>>13961401
no they don't

>>13959209
Why do women sit overly close to the steering wheel?

>>13959272
Track looks like a dick and is named Big Willow.
I also like memes

>>13961389
Unrelated but you made me think of this, in my drivers ed final test there was a question that said "which action is safe to do while driving"
A. Shaving
B. Eating
C. Texting
D. Doing your make up
For some reason, D was the correct answer. What the fuck

>>13959209
>>13959279
>>13961448
>frontal collision
>smash teeth into steering wheel
>0.1 second later airbag deploys
>throws you back
>fucked face and whiplash injuries

>>13961458
What the fuck it's supposed to be B.
Even though you should avoid doing that, too.

>>13961458
That has to be a fuckup, eating is the least distracting by far, since you don't have to look away from the road.

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Well when they die shortly of old age they'll saturate the market with cheap vettes and GTRs
>>13959209
>>13959290

So you expect a 20 year old to drive a Corvette?

>>13959290
I swear I've seen that woman driving a Z32. Is this Impact Blue 40 years later?

>>13959209
Typically jellyfag. You notice how she isn't taking a pic of you in your car, just like nobody else takes pics of you in your car.

>>13963569
>yfw you want an R32 but end up getting a pigfat R35
>tfw you don't get to drive that glorious 90's Japanese engineering perfection

>tfw great aunt bought a corvette.
She wants to feel rich.

>>13963720
Lmao. You can't buy class

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hopefully she drives it slow so it wont need a new pushrod shit engine after 8 miles