I wish the Porsche whale tail existed on the newer models. I

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>>13958443
:^)

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They don't need the tails anymore, it's evolution.

>>13958518
Holy shit i laughed so hard at this

>>13958443
It's the Aerokit Turbo option on the Turbo models. More flamboyant than the classic whale tail, even.

>>13958567
Kind of makes a good point, though. Why do humans have huge amounts of blubber and smooth skin compared to other primates?

>>13958637
because we are smart enough to make clothes

>>13958637
there's some merit to aquatic ape theory, it just doesn't excuse hambeasts

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>>13958601
cool that it is like a spoiler and an intake all in one

>>13958637
Because it's called not eating healthy.

Feed an ape mc'ds for a year and watch it gain blubber.

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>>13958647
>thread talking about whale tails
>posts a tea tray....
>ishidiggy

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>>13958518
>Humans are sea creatures

>>13958443
>Rear track bigger than the front

Doesn't that mess things up? Inb4 nissan delta

>>13958637
>blubber

It's called fat. Blubber is something an animal needs to keep warm and is an essential part of their body which has been adapted to function normally with it.

Fat is not essential, merely something produced due to excess as a way to effeciently store nutrients when they are plentiful so they can be used later when they are scare. If you eat to much and dont burn it off, its fucking fat. If you eat the wrong things (especially too much of them) you get fat.

I have seen fat cats and dogs and other pets that have suffered at the hands of their owners lifestyles to know that your question is knowingly ignorant in the hopes that you can excuse an un-healthy lifestyle.

>>13959214

Just puts more ass to grass mate