Are you considered the best/fastest driver for your company?

fuck no im a terrible driver. im surprised they let me drive them. im lucky when i dont hit someone who walks in front of me like an idiot

>>13936282

one of the fastest, but that only really boiled down to an extra delivery or two per night.

I was spoiled because we actually have a mountain-esque road that twists and turns and goes downhill for three miles. i miss driving in that suburb, it was a fun job before it wasn't enough to pay the bills.

Yeah just be careful you don't end up killing someone or yourself for a fucking pizza .

>>13936282
>speeding to deliver a pizza quickly

>>13936282

You're not and will never be Dagubi, op.

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Ski patrol/ski lift worker... the speeds my more experienced coworkers keep on snowmobiles has me looking like a snaik

>>13936778
Probably because you don't have the track on the snowmobile. Ya dun goofed man

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>>13936572
>not telling your customers:
>"Call me Dagumi"
baka desu senpai

>>13936783

Thats just a temporary boost

For about 30 seconds I was going way faster than I wanted

I'm an electrician, I always get complimented when I come the same week they called.

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Yeah in the manager's favorite because I always show up and I make my deliveries as fast as possible.

Going on just over a year at Pizza Hut.

>>13937094
I honestly don't understand how pizza hut survives. They charge €17 for a pizza other places charge you 6-7€ for. And their servers are obnoxious as hell, asking me every third minute if it tastes good.

>>13937181
you fucking eat inside big chain pizza places
you fucking judge a company based on your anecdotal bullshit?
you're this fucking retarded?

>>13937190
How the fuck am I supposed to judge them then? Yes I'm mad they have kids serving €17 pizzas for which I can get much better food at a restaurant and they have the skill to recommend a good wine or beer, instead of saying: sir, we only have pepsi, zingo and 7up.

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>>13937181
I don't know shit about the dine in Pizza Huts. Most of them are delivery/carryout stores. Besides, there are tons of coupons for cheap pizza. $11 any pizza, $7.99 two topping large, etc.

>>13937079
kek

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Domino's reporting in
dont get the "robust tomato sauce"

Back when i was delivering i would smoke all you fucks. I was a human gps, a living breathing pizza delivering machine. I took at least five more runs than every other driver, every single night. My run times were so fast i got fired.

>>13937881
>run times were so fast
> at least five more runs than every other driver

so you broke even at the gas tank.. ok.. cool

>>13937779
>buying from dominos
>ever

>>13937889
Nope. I made 100-120 bucks in tips a night(35-50 deliveries). Spent maybe 15-20 at the pump. Manual honda's are meant for delivering pizza

>>13936542
lol if you wouldn't die for a pizza

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>>13937902
How far away were your deliveries? I average thirteen a day and we only get less than 150 orders a day. Delivery range is huge too. Can drive up top ten miles round trip for a single delivery.

Honda a best pizza car

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>>13937079

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I'm fast if I want to be, I dont really want to be though.

>>13936282
i work for dolly's pizza (local chain) and the most ive ever had was 11 in a night, ive had some nights where i do 1-2, one where i didn't even do any, but i usually work tues/thurs/sun, my max was when i worked one odd friday night, shit was cash.

>>13937925
>Louisiana
Found your problem.

I delivered pizzas in both CA and OK. In OK the delivery range was huge, 10+ miles, and tips weren't as good.

In CA 10 miles will get you across an entire city. The range is usually around 3-4 miles and tips are way better, plus you're dealing with a much higher and denser population so more orders.

>>13937214
retarded

>>13936822
Don't feel bad, gas got stuck on mine once and I treed it.

>>13937898
>Dominos
>not the GOAT pizza chain
>>13937925
thanks for assuming honda is only good for A-B commuting appliances you dick head
I guess no honda can be competitive right?
thanks a lot
jerk

>>13937976
I'd like to try a denser city some time. I make 2000 bucks a month including my hourly. Still pretty good for me since I have no kids and not many bills.

Most deliveries I've done in a day was this Halloween. 26 deliveries and $139. Most I've made since I started.

>>13938001
fuck you everyone is mad at you

I found it isnt how fast you go (ie speeding everywhere) but its how efficiently you can travel

>>13937779
>pasta
>on a fucking pizza
why the fuck

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>>13936282
>be me drive for a small pizza place
>see people lined up outside of little Caesars
>jump out and attempt to tell the throng of the small pizza place across the street
>they all stare at me like im an alien
i just wanted to help them , none let me

im not a pizza boy anymore , but when i was i was the worst , high on drugs and drinking while driving every day at work . but i never got a ticket so i got that going for me . now im a truck driver

>>13936814
baka desu senpai
lovin the new word filters

baka

>>13938108
>high on drugs and drinking while driving every day at work
That's every driver.
>now im a truck driver
So not much has changed.

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No Dagumi here. I'm a shitty employee some days as far as my boss is concerned. I'm not the fastest because I don't half-ass a lot of stuff like other people. But the customers love me because I'm not a lazy nig and I know what I'm doing. At least once a day, a customer says "I'm glad to see you. The guy last week fucked everything up."

It's not that hard to follow instructions. I'm not sure how some people manage to piss off customers so much. I have lots of stores where other drivers can't stand the managers, but I get along with them great.

But sometimes I will run a route that I don't do much, and I will have customers wanting to tell me how to do my job and waste my time. And I will be an asshole back to them. I take the extra time to do stuff right and when somebody doesn't trust me, I get real irritated. I give them the invoice and say "Here is my name, and here is the phone number to call my boss if I fuck up. Until then, just let me do my job." I got in a scuffle with some cunt at a CVS over something like this a couple days ago.

>>13937214
Holy shit are you a fucking retard?

>>13938108
Stop trying to tell my story nigger.

Although I didn't drink much when I delivered pizzas. But I was always stoned. And the boss still liked me just because I wasn't a complete retard.

>>13938007
It's just you, you obsessive weirdo.

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I used to deliver for Pizza Hut, a local pizza place, Jimmy Johns, and now I work for a wing delivery joint.
An average friday for me is roughly 140 miles worth of deliveries, and usually around $120-160 in tips plus min wage.

The Probe tears up these poor streets. And takes no prisoners. I still usually push 22-23mpg a night even though I drive like a jackass.

>>13938137
then help me ouit please

>>13938144
>>13938124

I DELIVER PIZZA IN A TOYOTA MR2
ITS FANTASTIC
PIZZA DELIVERYING IS GOOD
RIGHT?
YES
YES
YES
UNF

>>13937779
Fuck you, Domino's, you guys have a bullet proof anti-scam system, I never manage to get free pizzas there.

>>13938153
Most fun job I ever had. Getting paid to smoke weed and drive my car around. Plus tons of free pizza.

My boss liked me because I was always willing to work too. When it was moderately busy, the time would go by so fast. I had no problem coming in for catering at 9am Saturday morning, working through lunch and dinner and clocking out after the dinner rush around 11pm or midnight.

Plus I did lots of prep and a little cooking when they needed it. Boss man paid me more than the other drivers because I dropped some wings in the deep fryer when the kitchen was busy or short staffed.

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>>13938118
i dont drink and drive anymore.
ive cut way back on drugs . legal highs only
im real glad i never killed anyone.

>>13938176
>smoking weed
nuh uh
>not being the cool silent delivery guy whos good at what he does
>not wearing driving gloves
>not going 100% takumi on the streets

>>13938194
>driving gloves

Nah, I'm the pizza guy that comes inside to play some XBox with you for a few minutes before I dip. True story.

There was this one asian dude with an apartment a few blocks from the pizza place who ordered like 3x a week. His place always smelled like kush and I would try to get him to smoke a blunt everytime I went there. Like subtle hints. But he always tried to play it off acting like it didn't smell like skunk.

>>13938114
what are the words getting censored?

>>13938208
hows the CDL life without weed

>>13938221
It's fine now since I haven't smoked in years. It was real hard for me to quit smoking at first tho.

When I was taking the CDL course, I quit smoking because they drug test you when you get your permit. I failed after not smoking for like 6 weeks. And the bullshit I had to go through for failing a DOT drug test was such a pain in the ass. Expensive too. I would never even think about risking that happen again.

Plus smoking weed isn't as fun when you don't do it all the time. It makes you too retarded and like tripping out and all paranoid.

>>13938236
a few weeks before i became a diesel mechanic i quit since i pretty much had to get my CDL to test drive some of the trucks
sucked at the time but it doesnt matter now

>>13938247
Yeah it took me 3-4 months before I could wake up without wanting to smoke a bowl. And by 6 months, I didn't even care about it.

The first month or two, I would get real bad anxiety, almost panic attacks being around weed. It was horrible because my best friend sells. One day maybe a week after I quit, I went over to his place. He had just gotten back from seeing his guy. He picked up 10lbs, each lb was some different strain. I'm sitting on his couch, and he throws pound bag after pound bag at me like "Here, check this Afghan out! What do you think of this Blue Dream? How does this Purple look?" Fucker.

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>>13936282
>I've only been doing this for a couple months and only drive an old Honda.


Do you also deliver newspapers?

>>13938287

>not doing hand break turns
>not going fast and left foot breaking to maintain speed
>driving a modern honda
are you just a complete loser

>>13938217
kek, desu and senpai, I believe.

>>13938304
Baka too, senpai.

>>13938217
s m h cu ck and others

>>13938356
kek

>>13938356
To be honest family

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>>13938236
>bullshit I had to go through for failing a DOT drug test was such a pain in the ass
how much bs are we talking about ?

holy fuck do you have to put that on applications?

>got yelled out for delivering too fast
>told me if they knew i was speeding im fired
goddamn do you want the pizza there fast or not? want me to walk?

>>13938144
this. had a 96 with the 4 cylinder and a 5 speed. never gave me any trouble. drove the piss out of it every day and got at least 100 miles out of a quarter tank. loved being the closing driver. on my worst days i would walk out with ~80. i made 400 something on super bowl. this was also one of the busiest stores in n.e. tacoma too. ma i almost wanna move back, almost.

>>13938388
Did the place you worked at got a 30 min or less or it's free deal?

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This guy probably used to be the fastest in my town

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>>13938287
>shifting an automatic like a manual

>>13938380
Applications ask if I have ever failed a pre-employment drug test or been disciplined by a job for failing a DOT drug test, so I didn't disclose it because it wasn't either of those. Not sure if it pops up on any background stuff though, it might not because it was in IL and I am in FL too. Never came up in interviews.

But when I failed it, it sucked. I had to pay $500 to go see some "Substance Abuse Professional" which was just an hour of answering questions and then they tell you what kind of classes you have to do. It was something like 30hrs of these substance abuse classes. There were a bunch of people with DUIs and domestic violence including alcohol/drugs and shit like that in these classes. The classes cost ~$2000. I also had to go to 10 AA meetings. It took 2 months to get the classes done. The classes also drug test and brethalyze you a bunch and if you fail, it's more bullshit.

And the 30hrs of class and 10 meetings was the lower-tier of what the "Substance Abuse Professional" could've given me. It was because I was young and it was just weed. They give some people way more if they have more of a history.

So if you are in a position where you have to take DOT drug tests, don't even risk it. It's not worth it.

baka desu senpai keked

sm h t b hh family cu ck ed

>>13938409
nope

>>13938424
Is he just going from 1 - 2 - 3 - D or something? Can you even do that while moving?

>>13938584
yeah you can do that and it works its just dumb because of the traditional 3 spd auto gear ratios is still gay as fuck

I drove 500km in my friends Subaru that had a broken automatic kickdown, you can shift straight up and down normally but at one place at a time while keeping your foot on the throttle while shifting

>>13938584
yeah you can, it functions just like normal, your transmission only fucks up if you go from drive to reverse or park while moving, but that's given with manual or auto. it's just pointless, 1st gear is supposed to be if your car is stuck in dirt or something, 2 i'm not sure, and sometimes cars have a 3, mine doesn't, it just has 1, 2, and D, you're supposed to drive in D to not have too high revs, not shift it because you regret your purchase and pretend you're driving manual

>tfw not delivering pizzas
>tfw greeting people for 10 dollars an hour instead
Kill me

>>13938655
Sounds awful.

My only gripe with delivering pizzas was the inconsistent income. I only did it from like September to April or May. And it was great around the holidays. But there was a random weeknight where you might only get a handful of deliveries and end up making $7/hr between tips and hourly. Also as it started getting warmer in the spring, it slowed down a lot.

Then I went back to my regular job which is closed from November-March, managing a bunch of high school kids at an ice cream shop. That wasn't too bad. $12/hr, plus anywhere from $15-$30 in tips per shift on top of that. And I could work as many hours as I wanted to since it would give the owner a little time to relax and not have to worry about the place burning down.

>tfw the owner goes across the country for a wedding for a week and actually lets you run the place
I never want to own my own business like that.

>>13938689
Yeah, there is a local Papa John's near me who is hiring but I doubt my car would last long as it is right now and I need something that I know will be steady (although I only average about 25 hours per week).

>>13938700
I'm a Junior in HS (Not underage, just stupid). I was a tard and didn't get my permit until last summer, so I'm getting my license in June this year. I kind of want to deliver pizzas during the summer, but I don't know if that would be a good idea or worth it. I really like the idea of being a delivery driver. Any input?

>>13938700
nigga i used an overheating 40 year old econobox with a cracked head in the middle of summer in Australia

#whatsyourexcuse

>>13938752
I live in Michigan, with a fucked wheel bearing, two bald tires and a fucked up side mirror.

>>13938766
fix the wheel bearing, the rest can deal

>>13938700
>>13938740
I also forgot to add, the main downside to delivering pizzas is the miles and damage done to your car from constant city driving and starting it 30 times a night.

If you drive a shitbox Honda and can wrench on it yourself, you will probably come out ahead compared to working a retail job for $7.75/hr without beating on your car. If you have a decent car, it totally isn't worth it in the long term.

If you live somewhere it snows, the busiest nights are when it snows bad. You will be beating the hell out of your car.

We had some Arab kid start working for us back when I was at the pizza place. He drove a Merc ML500. It was a few years old, but it was still real clean and a nice car (remember this was 5-6 years ago). I'm sure it was his parents' old car. He didn't last long delivering pizzas in that.

>>13938834
Hondas aren't shitboxes
shut the fuck up
shut the fuck up

>>13938834
>miles and damage done to your car from constant city driving and starting it 30 times a night.
desu I'm ok with that, and if I can save up like $5000 I'll buy a different car
>If you drive a shitbox Honda and can wrench on it yourself,
Maxima, but close enough
>If you live somewhere it snows
Florida, so no worries there

>>13938838
Not all Hondas are shitboxes. But some Hondas are shitboxes.

We aren't talking about Geos here, those are all shitboxes.

tl;dr: Don't deliver pizzas in your leased 2015 Civic SI.

>>13938845
Where's your trip V6?

And I think pizza delivery is the perfect job for you. People like you and I, we don't plan for the future. When your Maxima breaks down, maybe you can become a chef.

>>13938864
not all geos are shitboxes
not all geos are shitboxes
shut the f uck up
shut the fuck up
hondas are not bad
THERES NOTHING WRONG
WITH FF
FUCK YOU

>>13938873
>not all geos are shitboxes
Stopped reading there

>>13938864
>Where's your trip V6?
nope, not me
>People like you and I, we don't plan for the future.
plans are for pussies

>>13938873
#notallhondas
#notallgeos

>>13938881
they aren't
whats wrong with a geo you asshole

>>13938882
I agree. Look at my savings acount. I actually have some money in a 401k, but only because I can't figure out how to withdraw it.

>>13938888
>czech'd
They're great little shitboxes. But they are shitboxes. This is /o/, driving a shitbox isn't always a bad thing. We like to call it "character"

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>>13938888
quads confirm, Geo Metro is car of the year

>>13936282
How are the tips working as a driver?

I've been considering doing it just because I want to be able to get high on the job and fuck around. Don't give a shit if I get fired, and I might get to see some titties. The only thing is that my Jag will cost a decent amount on fuel.

>>13938910
*shitbox of the year

>>13938903
>>13938916
they're not shitboxes
get the fuck over yourself

>>13937962
Can anyone tell me what this stripe is called? I've seen it on some cars irl and I'd love to put it on mine

>>13938926
THATS A RACING STRIPE ON A RACING SHITBOX
VROOM VROOM

>>13938915
Heh you have just the right attitude to be a pizza driver.

I was curious about other people's pay. I worked for an independent pizza place. I averaged $3-$4 tip per delivery, plus $4/hr cash. A 5hr shift at night from 5pm-10pm, I would normally make around $40 in tips, plus another $20 hourly. And that was all cash, so $60 for 5hrs work isn't bad. Maybe spend $5-$10 in gas. But that would still be like working 10hrs as a cashier for minumum wage after taxes.

Weekends are the money makers. Friday night, 5pm- midnight would be at least $60+ in tips. And if I worked lunch into the dinner rush on Saturdays, I could make $100-$150 in tips. And it's all easy as hell.

>>13938946
Hmm

I think I'll do it in January or slightly after, if I do start. People tip well around here, and I'm a cute white guy so who knows. Most of the drivers in this city are Filipino/Chinese and middle aged. Since I tip 5 bucks on an average order, and mininum wage is about 11 bucks here, I think I could pull off $25 per hour easily. I just have to make sure I can lock my doors without turning off the car. That starter wear.

How long is a delivery shift usually? 4-5 hours? It just occurred to me that it probably wouldn't last a full 8.

I'm gonna get so blizted and flirt with all the ladies if I get the job. Seriously. The first time I get invited in, I'm taking it, and if they want to fire me I'll just say fuck you. It's not my normal frame of mind for a job, but I want to try truly not giving a shit.

>>13938982
>The first time I get invited in, I'm taking it, and if they want to fire me I'll just say fuck you. It's not my normal frame of mind for a job, but I want to try truly not giving a shit.
We should all aspire to be this guy

>>13938989
What are they gonna do? I'm unsupervised and the laws of Canada prevent them from telling other pizza joints.

That's what the job is made for, really. I want to fuck some milf pussy in my gay-ass Dominos hat, then go out to my baller-ass 90s car with the stupid light on top and smoke a blunt while driving.

I deliver cheese pizza

>>13938999
checked.

Also, id they try to fire you, don't forget to pull the old "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, BECAUSE I QUIT"

>>13939003
Nah nigga, Imma go full-on Rudolph the red nosed pizza driver and break into song

YOUUU CAN'T FIRE ME; I QUIT,
SINCE
I DON'T FIT IN *orchestral trill*
Then walk out mumbling about how I want to be a dent-ist.

>>13938077
thats a pasta bread bowl not a pizza

>>13936282
Sup, Pham. Papa John's driver here, too.
>Are you considered the best/fastest driver for your company?
Just started on Monday, and it's my first job ever. So no, not the best/fastest, but managers have said I'm quick and doing great - save for fucking up 2/14 deliveries so far, but they're chill as fuck so I never got in trouble for it and of course they understand I'm new and stuff. I don't know the area that well - I don't even live in the city I'm delivering in. Our delivery radius is 10 miles, what's yours? Never got compliments from customers but my coworkers think my car is cool.
>I drive a Miata btw
>First day at work
>Manager tells me I ride along with two of the other drivers to see how it goes
>First driver tells me which customers suck and never tip, then asked me where I'm from and what kind of vidya I play - asked if I minded if he smoked, said no - then asked if I'm sure and asked if I'm undercover or something
>Second driver said he's been delivering for six months and never had a problem - then when we get to the customer house, she throws a shitfit when he says the total was $25.XX, she says the "guy on the phone said $22!"
>He offers to show the receipt, she doesn't care to see it
>Offers to sell the pizza without the soda
>She says okay, then starts cussing him out while he calls the manager to ask for the new total
>$22.XX
>She says to take it back and that she's never going to order from us ever again
So far, no one said I could have any of the canceled orders, but I've seen coworkers eating them... orz

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>>13938108
>Trying to persuade people at a Little Ceaser's.

Wow what a loser.

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>>13938108
>tfw hitting blunts in between deliveries with the manager
Best job a 17-year old could get.

>>13939217
At the top is Mio. She is the coolest in the band, she has an awesome voice and she seems pretty chill to hang around with. All in all she has the platonic qualities that suit me well in a partner while still being someone enough like me so I could be friends with her. She is also super cute. Then there is Azusa. She is cute but her personality would get on my nerves from a waifu perspective. I can't handle people who take life to seriously. She's pretty cool though. Then there's Ritsu. She's cool but seems like a lot of energy. She likes to mess around and all of that and I like that in a person. She's platonic tier, but relationship? eh. Yui. What else can I say? She's cute and cool but at the end of the day I'd be her carer. I don't want that. Tsumugi. She's the kind of rich I don't mind. Chill, relaxed and all over cool. Awesome personality. Would be friends with/10. She is super kawaii desu ne~ forgive me it was a joke but, again, a platonic thing. I'd like to be friends with her very much. Obviously the rest of the cast aren't up in the top five, but it goes like this: the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall, the major lift, and all who disagree with me are fucking normies!

>>13939244
Mio > * Tbh (to be honest)

bump for info
imma be ordering pizza l8r

>>13938108
>high on drugs and drinking while driving every day at work
>now im a truck driver
figures
I hear rumours of truck drivers dying from caffeine induced heart attacks

>>13939244
bro tip they will all end up married to some old businessman

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>>13939565
>caffeine induced heart attacks
wat
more like meth induced heart attacks

>>13938520
Maybe you interupted his jerking session.

>>13938287
Y-yeah...

>>13938300
No, I'm just a loser who will always have $180 instead of $8 left in their bank account after paying bills.

>>13938915
It varies by location and how much you consider is decent.

My primary store makes decent tips between $2 and $7 per run and, depending on the day, how busy it is, and how many drivers are available, you'll make between $30-$75 in one day.

I go to two other stores, as well, where one location is known to have many non-tippers and the other store is known to be busy all the time - you'll make $45-$100, there, but you're going to want to take a break some time, but that's not going to happen.

>>13940192
Do I have to split tips? Because I'm sure I can get $2-5 per house, and I'm not sure how many houses there are per run.

>>13940236
Depends on which company you work for; Papa John's doesn't.

Most of the time, you'll do one house per run, but if it gets busy or the houses are close to each other, you can do two.

It's rare for there to be a three-delivery run, but I've heard it can happen.

>>13940262
Are you shitting me?

I thought drivers always did like 5 runs at once, assuming it's a small-medium sized town or city

>>13940283
We have to make sure customers get their food under 30 minutes; pizza is usually ready in 10-15 minutes and it usually takes up to 10 minutes to deliver the pizza; add another 5 minutes for an additional delivery.

This is in Metro Atlanta, btw.

>>13938144
do you live in PA?

>>13936282
NO ONE SLEEP IN TOKYO

>>13940350
I'm eating pizza now fool

I got two huge pizzas from Dominos and a cheesy bread, also a 2-6 of Bailey's, some innis & gunn ale, a 2L of Barq's, some dark chocolate with sea salt, and a gingerbread cookie

I'm so fucking high right now dude

>>13937902
kek, thats actually very true

>>13938287
alright, that first throw was money, not gonna lie

>>13936282

Back when I delivered car parts I was quickest until they put speed sensors in the company vehicles. Also anyone who uses their own vehicle for a delivery job is retarded.

>>13941264
>Also anyone who uses their own vehicle for a delivery job is retarded.
fuck if I'm going to drive around some shitty company car all the time. the only thing that makes driving all day on shitty roads with shitty drivers tolerable is having a fun car.

Hey guys what's a good tip?

>>13937181
2 med any topping carryout for $6ea. How you're paying €17 for a single pizza I can only assumes boils down to not knowing how to coupon.

>>13941050
Good for you.

What the fuck does that have to do with what I posted?

>>13941302
None-$0.99 is insulting
$1-$4 is low, but it's enough to have me respect you for making an effort to tip
$5-$9 is decent and typical
$10-$19 is good
$20-$49 is great
$50 or higher is excellent

>>13941650
lol

>all of these keks who don't tip

>>13941654
There's this one customer who ordered 5 pizzas for $49.49; when I went to the door and gave her the total, she gave me $49.50 and said, "You can keep that pretty little penny!"

...

>>13937991
You don't have an Eddie's Gourmet near you, do you?

>>13937925
I'm not sure the distance, but i know the times. Farthest east on a single was 14 minutes at best 20+ at worst, 15-16 average. Farthest southwest was 16 best 30 worst, 19-24 average. Farthest north was like 12 min best 24 worst. Ive taken five deliveries in a 10+ mile round trip in 30 minutes. I could run any route you threw at me and i never used a gps

>>13941676
"Keep the change"...like they're doing you a favor by giving you 11 cents...thanks for the pennies bitch

>>13941696
"Oh, THANK YOU for being so FUCKING generous! Now I can go home and feed my god damn kids, tonight, with ONE FUCKING CENT!"

>>13941715
>kids eating more than one cent of food a day
Just kill them already.

>>13941650
I say it depends on the order. Even if you order $10-$15 worth of food, you gotta tip at leas $3. Less than $3, it isn't even worth it for the driver. Beyond that, 15%-20% is probably the norm. $4-$6 tip on a $20-$30 order.

Pizza place I worked at got a lot of business from hotels where business people stayed. Those were always good deliveries because dudes would order $15-$20 worth of food, pay with their company card, and tip at least $10.

Black people don't tip 95% of the time. It sucks. Not trying to be racist, but it's true. One of the rare times I got a tip from black people was on New Years Eve. Party at a hotel ordered like $75 worth of food. One dude paid for the food, them another dude was like "I got this!" for the tip. He gave me $2 and acted like a baller and he was doing me a favor. I guess that's what happens when you don't work or understand how money works.

Blue collar people and hispanic dudes always tip well. Asians, like from Asia, they normally tip real fat too. Asians will tip close to 50% a lot of the times.

I always tip at least 30% at reataurants and deliveries. Even when I get take-out where they have a tip jar and most people don't tip, I will do 15%-20%. Just because eating out like that is a luxury and I have worked for tips before.

I wish I got tipped more at Pepsi. I have gotten tipped twice. Last one was when I delivered a bunch of free Gatorade to an MLB player's house. Got $20.

>>13937094
Are you the same guy who worked 3rd shift at a gas station? If you are I miss seeing your threads about your shitbox.

>beating the shit out of your car for delivering 2 more pizzas than everyone else

I sure hope you have a $500 shitbox you don't care about.

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>>13942214
Yeah that's me. I just post everything in Honda general now.

>>13942263
No shit, I always just skip over those threads. Gonna have to start going through those.

How is the pizza biz treating you? I can't believe it's been a year already, I remember when you were making threads about buying your hondurr.

>>13941631
At first I was gonna tell you to calm your shit, but then I realized I totally replied to you out of the blue. Kek
Calm your shit, though.

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>>13942272
Making much more cash than the gas station and retail store, around $2000 a month. Trying to get more into /o/ shit so I joined a local car club.

Sorry for the late reply. Fell back asleep.

Used to be. I'm a manager now. I miss being a delivery driver sometimes. What a fun job. Easy hours, easy work, lots of money for what you have to put in and you get a lot of interesting stories out of it.

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>>13937181
>places shittier than pizza hut actually exist
>anon eats it
Human sufferings beyond comprehension.

>>13937991
>dominoes
That's an odd way to spell Round Table.

>>13937989

Thats something I check every single morning... fuck having that happen

>>13943529
>round table
thats not a chain in the way that i use it

>>13943444
how does it feel to drive a FWD shitbox you loser

>>13940262
Shit nigger, I live in a medium-small town with a college, when I used to deliver we'd take 5 to 15 runs at a time, every single time, all night until cutoff. Never made less than $100 a night, plus minimum wage.

>>13938217
desu
kek
baka

>>13944012
senpai

Hell yea I deliver pizzas as a second job.

>>13936293


Wut not enough tips?!!

Pizza boys in my town will make 60 a day in tips and weekends over 100+ and thats cheap change but that's a whole pay check.

It goes well with my dick

I deliver cakes for a bakery, so I can't really go fast. I'm a better driver than the other two bakers though, so one of them usually just tags along. Also, we don't really get tipped despite the cakes being worth ~$100-$400 and our delivery range being 60 miles.

>>13944234
as long as its not FF you're fine

if there are any jimmy johns drivers in here, you da bes

>>13944378
POO ON LOO
>tfw I'm a Jim my John driver
>tfw fap on the way to delivery
>tfw wipe precum in pizza

niggers do not tip

I kinda wanna start doing delivering as an extra job because I only make $14 an hour at my current job but im 23 and I feel like it'd be kinda embarrassing to be a driver at my age. also I drive a WRX with 130k miles on it and I feel like my car would die way too quick if I did it for too long

>>13944401
>being so shit at writing that you've written a sentence with 3 interpretations
>niggers do not tip
>so black people dont tip?
> are you telling us not to tip and calling us niggers?
>are you saying people who don't tip are niggers?

What do most pizza delivery people actually do besides driving? Like, do you just stand around in shop until someone calls for a pizza? Then you just deliver it, rinse, and repeat?

>>13944654
>us
niggers get out

>>13944667
are you pretending to be retarded
its obvious

>>13944667
When you're not delivering, you're the dishwasher bitch. If it's really busy, you're at the cutting table.

>>13936282
>Are you considered the best/fastest driver for your company?

Yes, the boss regularly hires and fires guys for being too slow. I've been here about 18 months now, and I'm consistently the fastest out of the three drivers

One negative side effect is that people don't answer the door when I show up 5 minutes after they order with a pizza, since they don't expect it that fast

>>13944667
I literally sit in the back with my kindle and read DnD splatbooks

I maybe make boxes or answer the phone if it's really busy, but I haven't had to in months

>>13943444
>2000 a month

Brb buying a shitbox and becoming takumi

>when you go 2 feet to the hotel across the street and get $5
Feels gud

I work inprocessing new guys in my company in Japan. So that means driving them across the whole island in my Altezza. I probably put 10,000km on it in the first three months. I am also tasked with "having fun" with the new guys. That means all those Japanese backroads and new tires every month.

>>13944676
I don't see what's wrong with his question

>>13945683
how about you just shut your yap and put pizza in my mouth you fucking fag
good for nothing

>>13936282
I work for a rental car company. I'm probably the slowest driver there because I go with the flow of traffic. Everyone I work with drives like a goddamn maniac weaving through street traffic and shit. Hooning cars I don't have to pay for is fun and all but I don't wanna risk my life in a dirty Hyundai slushbox just to help someone else earn commission a couple minutes earlier.

>>13937094
>>13942214
>get real busy and don't come to /o/ much for a while
>suddenly it's been a year since comfy pizza delivery/gas station/civic thread
jesus

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>>13936542
>>13936572

>not caring about the customer

>>13945636
>bar literally next door
>people order in all the time
>I'm parked in their lot half the time

>>13946084
>>13945636
We got a lot of deliveries for the apartment complex right across the street. Those weren't too bad, but you needed to learn the addresses. There were like 20 different buildings and GPS didn't do shit.

So if you know where you're going, you can be back for another order in 5min. If you don't, you will be gone for 45min.

Best was always bringing 3-4 deliveries to one hotel. Easy money.

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>>13946122
I did one today where I got 4 separate orders to the same block of flats (apartment building) within 5 minutes

>mfw walking up stairs with a stack of 6 pizzas and a bag full of numbered boxes of chips (fries)

Made about £12 in those 5 minutes. Tipping isn't as common here though, I rarely get anything more than a rounding up to the nearest pound

>>13937991
>>Dominos
>>not the GOAT pizza chain

>Applied at Dominos
>Guy got my shit and said he can meet me at place for interview.
>There is only one guy working at the place.
>Guy who called does not even work at the store that's hiring, he's in actually at a location more than three cities over when it is now to be expected rush hour.

No, It's shit.

>>13936282
>Back when I was young and delivered pizza, I was the fastest driver out of all three delivery places.
>I made a point to flash my light as I passed competing drivers.
>My favorite road had a sharp turn that I would drift around.
>Customers noticed, as I started to average more in tips.
>Even had a customer would drool for pizza when I passed her house, then would call for an order.
>I drove 1984 little Dodge truck with a manual

>I still got it too.
>One night the pizza guy got to my house when I wasn't there and started to head back with my order.
> I spotted him going in the opposite direction, and caught up to him before he got two blocks.
>Shook him up a little bit

>>13946135
Are you a moron?

>>13946248
>truck
you cant beat dakumi in that
stop shitting on fwd

>>13946254
It was the Dodge Ram 50 with 2.0 L, 4 speed, RWD. And I still manage to regularly pass a Dominos driver in a Camaro. Once a Mustang started getting racy with me, I beat him to his own house. The look on his face as I was walking back to my truck from his front door as he pulled in was priceless. The truck didn't have a lot of power, but accelerated very well in the first two gears, very nimble, and I knew the roads better than some of the cops. I've had a cop tailgate me and forgot about the rough train crossing. The little truck bounced over nice and easy and his heavy cruiser announced it's displeasure loudly.

I've changed a starter and an alternator during a shift. Also changed a fellow driver's alternator on the side of the road. All at night.

>>13946375

why are you shitting on fwd so much?
cmon man

I was fortunate when I was a delivery driver. I worked for a local place that had 4 cars for deliveries. We didn't have to pay for the gas, either. We had a 99 CRV, a 2000 Civic, a 98 Taurus, and a 89 Datsun pickup. All of us in the kitchen would compare times in each car going to a regular's house. I was the quickest in the Civic because it was literally the exact same as my DD, so I knew it inside and out. I was pretty close to the top for the CRV as well, but I ducked in the other two, especially the Taurus, because LOL DOESNT STEER.

>>13946517
I would love to work at a place with its own delivery vehicle, and just rip it door to door.

I'm thinking of getting a series III jaguar in bad shape to throw around for deliveries, since it doesn't have a computer but has a rugged transmission and engine. I've found one for 1600 and I'm seriously considering it as a beater.

>>13944187
not your reply but it really boils down to the company/restaurant you work for, working for more expensive local places gets you better tips usually as you are delivering to more wealthy places when the order is like $28 and they hand two $20's and say keep the change

>>13946854
Old jags are pretty heavy on fuel (even the straight sixes have trouble breaking 20 highway)

They even have twin 10 gallon gas tanks which is all kinds of cool

>>13946959
I know, I'm not retarded.

The 4.2 fuel injected motherfucker will net me roughly 15% less fuel than my current 4.0 '95. However, I'll save money in suspension and brakes, and I won't have to give a shit about the vehicle. It'll also help me out for when I get a good condition series III for collector plates.

My X300 has one xboxhueg 82 litre tank (20 gal). I can see why they used to split them up, because it takes up a massive amount of space behind the rear seats and inside the trunk.

Plus the 3 speed berg will love to be floored everywhere. Definitely moreso than my ZF box.

I just can't drive anything that's not a long-ass jaguar. Sue me

>>13947011
Hey, I'm not saying don't do it. If I lived somewhere where petrol was cheap (I'm Scottish, petrol is about $6 a gallon) I'd be all over an old jag for my pizza deliveries

That said, I'm in a Saab 9-5 Aero that's barely scratching 19mpg (Imperial, about 16mpg American), so I might grab a straight six XJS for a few hundred quid for my next car and eat the drop of 5 mpg

>>13947032
I'm Canadian so I'm paying over $5/gallon (well, 6 for premium)

Pretty hyped about this idea, honestly. I'm trying to subtly uss this one craigslist guy down right now. The car has 240k km on it and peeling clearcoat... I want it for 1,000 and we're sitting at 1600 right now. Wish me luck, scotbro.

By the way, keep the Saab, thems cool as fuck. The XJS will treat you well, too.

>>13947042
Saabs an automatic estate with immobilizer issues. It's a good car, but it's a stopgap measure when my E46 bit the dust.

I've always driven coupes, and I want to get back into one once I'm built up my savings a little. I'm trying to hunt down a XJS with a manual, which are hens teeth, so I might cave and get another BMW

I reckon you make more than me though, Scots are famously cheap and Canada is close enough to America culturally that you're likely to get big tips, while I rarely get tips at all.

>I will never own a 5th gen civic and deliver pizza

Why is my life so shit

>>13947046
That's probably true. It's still customary to tip here, even though servers make minimum wage (fucking A). I always tip drivers because I know they have to pay for gas and maintenance.

I'm just looking to get into it for the lulz. I will hop on the first opportunity I get to bust on some titties for a pizza. I'll also be high the entire time. Getting excited here

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>>13945293
Do it nigga. If the car is cheap enough and gets good MPG it's full profit almost.

>>13945737
I know right? Time flies. Didn't even feel like I was there a year until they gave me my one year pin.

>tfw guy that robbed me in gas station got 20 years in prison

>>13947047
Follow your dreams, anon. I was a NEET for many years.

Have you ever been so good at being a driver that your GM starts to get jealous when other stores ask for your help?

You can tell in their voice that they're reluctant to send you away, but they're obligated to do so.

>>13947335
I used to work at another store all the time but now my boss gives me so many hours I don't have any to spare at the other store anymore. I kind of miss them.

>>13947284
5th gen civics are so expensive here

>>13947419
Just gotta keep watching out for them. I only got mine for so cheap because the body is all dented up, has around 250k miles on the body, and nine previous owners.

>>13947467
Keep watching out for them? You give the most generic advice like what the fuck is wrong with you

I'm high and didn't mean that. Also I'm not the guy who you replied to, and I'm a bit stoned.

2002 toyota corolla

used the throttle as an on/off switch, still got 30mpg

>>13947567
Used throttled as an on/off switch? What do you mean

>>13947776
Full throttle or nothing.

hektik

>>13947793
I'm high so I imagined him using the gas pedal to crank the car in the morning, and then turning the key back and forth to adjust the throttle

That totally sounds like something a French car would do though. And the gear shifter is where the window control knob would be

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>>13947867
You're freaking out, man

>>13947897
I think I'm freaking out, man.

>baka
>senpai
>kek

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>>13939031
Welp, just got told I'm the best/fastest driver now.
>Customer outside our delivery radius wanted us to deliver
>Manager said we don't deliver to her area and to call a different store
>Customer begged and offered a $20 tip
>Jumped for the opportunity in a heartbeat - everyone else hesitated
>Tfw $20 in 24 minutes
>Tfw $56 in tips in 4 hours
>Tfw coworkers mirin the miats and said I'm the only employee that drives a manual
>Tfw saw several Miatas from local miats club during deliveries and now know where they live

>>13948501
>miata
NO
EN
OH