Best way to clean pussy juice out of cloth seats?

With your tongue

>>13935391
Let it dry, scrape the crust off the top, beat the fabric with a tennis racket or similar so the remaining flakes are punched out of the fabric, vacuum.

>>13935391
you can start with having a girl ride in your car

>>13935391
Get a Miata, problem solved.

>>13935549
He wants to clean it off, not cover his seat in it when he drives

>>13935549
>best way to clean anal lube out of cloth seats?

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>>13935552
the passenger seat won't get a drop on it

>>13935391
You're not supposed to take peyote and make personal ads on Craigslist otherwise you'll end up thinking there was a woman in your car

your steering wheel is on the wrong side. why

>>13936116
Because some countrys didn't decide to kiss Napoleons ass.

Fresh urine will get it out.
Then use pussy juice to get the urine out.

>>13936130
that doesnt even make sense. napoleon didnt even have a car.

cum. it's like the red wine/white wine thing.

>>13936130
I was just shitposting, but now I'm confused. I thought the different sides was due to the way wagons were set up. easier to see into the centre of the wagon road when on the left side, when youve just got a big clunky wooden wagon with no way to see through. But that doesnt make sense either because you could still see in the centre of the road when on the right side if youre driving on the left of the road. what the fuck man fuc kyou

>>13936159
He drove an Escort till it broke down on the east side of town .

>>13936180
The whole thing of driving on certain sides of road comes from England, a few hundred years ago a knight would stay to the left side of any trail so if he came across a foe he could draw his sword with his right hand and be ready for any fight. Naturally this progressed to carriages sticking to the left and eventually cars, old colonies use the left while everybody else uses the right cos they hate us brits and like to be different.

>>13936229
i love you brits. you're daddy england. ;(

>>13935549
Cleaning jizz stains is a but harder...

>>13936229
That big nose southpaw thought the same way.
If you drive on the incorrect side of the road then you're following a southpaw.

Pull the covers off and steam clean them. If that doesn't work then kill it, the smell, with fire.

hydrogen peroxide and baking soda.