OFFICIAL WEEKLY FRIDAY NIGHT THREAD

>>13900284
*Your

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>>13900284
Goin to get sumn Chili's for dinner and pass our. Worked 12hrs today and I'm tired jeezy.

I need a 3D waifu to cook for me...

Lil bro is home from school for winter break now so he is at my mom's house and will probabky want to go fishing this weekend.

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>>13900314
Your a Corvette. I thought you had to renew you're bus pass this weekend. Or did you finally fix the flat tire on you're bicycle?

A grill is supposing to call me when she is done with her waitressing shift tonight.

Weve known each other for 8 years.
This may be the first time ive been single and hung out w her. She was engaged but that didn't work out.

She smoked me up the first time i smoked weed.
I think this ones on me to fuck up. Fug...

NO NO NO

You got the OP wrong dumb waifu poster

>>13900353
Good luck, I'm gonna be sad all by myself and go to bed early cause I made the moronic move of choosing a job that opens on Saturdays

Meet is tomorrow
Just drinking with my wife tonight nothing to do

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>Why are you sat at home alone on a Friday night?
I came home and instantly started trying to find a new ROM for my phone. The bloatware is killing me.

>Why aren't you at da meats with your bros and your girlfriend?
To cold, the meats are frozen.

>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
If it warms up I'm going to patch the holes in my roof.

cars>>>>>>>>>girlfriends

In between waifus at the moment.

>Why home on a friday night
no friends, I'm better than most people and won't lower myself to their levels to fit in

>Weekend plans
Wash, wax, under the cover for the winter

>love your waifu
i could only love someone who's as good as me, which is no one I've ever met.

>>13900514
I have no idea who you are, but I really want to punch you in the face.

Drinking and thinking

>>13900535
I'd like to see you try. I've never lost a fight.

>>13900494
How do people like you find someone to love and love you back? You're as autistic as they get

>>13900548
Good for you.

It doesn't count if you've never been in a fight to start with, though.

>>13900561
there's many more autistic trips /names than him

like notamiata

>>13900563
Why are you so mad that I'm superior to you? Maybe if you had drive and ambition you wouldn't be a turbo loser who lives with his parents in his twenties.

>>13900567
But really I just don't see it... Why is he so lucky?
/foreveralone/

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who /drinking/ here

>>13900548
Are you the winner?

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Hi I'm drunk

>>13900579
Whatever you say kid.

>>13900579
Better to be a turbo loser than a naturally asspirated faggot

>Why are you home alone on a friday night instead of out at the meets with your bros?
Bros are out of state and the meets i know of are on sundays, set up by kids that watch fast and furious to get hyped

>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
chase down some electrical gremlins in my dash. possible coolant flush

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>>13900585
Fucking lol, didn't even see this post.
I'm about to head out for more.
Wish me luck?
>What are you drinking?

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>>13900591
Would rather be an ass pirate than some one that blows a cock

>WTF is with WATERFALLS being every single captcha tonight

>>13900561
I'm literally laughing at you right now. I'm so many levels above hotheaded children like you, it makes me laugh. Why would I settle down with a woman below me? I find ones who entertain me, spend a week or two with them and then move on.

>>13900580
Sorry about your insecurity. Maybe be successful in life and you won't be so easily triggered by superior people on a Malaysian fly fishing emporium

>>13900586
that doesn't excuse this useless spoiler

>>13900591
Nice inferiority complex you've got there, perhaps you're both a turbo loser AND a manlet NEET

>>13900596
>said by a new attention where tripfag

>>13900353
Reminds me of this grill I used to chill with. One of my best friends at the time had a thing going with this girl's best friend, so the two of us were basically 3rd wheels. But then we started chilling a bunch, just the two of us, and would just drive around smoking blunts and listening to Three 6 Mafia.

She wasn't good looking at all tho. Not fat, but kinda chubby. She was cool tho and I somewhat regret not fucking her just to get some pussy, you know. If I was even mildly attracted to her, we definitely would've gone out for awhile.

Around the same time I had somebody better looking to fuck though so it's not like I was real thirsty. A friend's ex, some crazy redhead who was a solid 8.5. Sex was fun but anything beyond that with this girl was bound to turn into a mess.

I regret not getting more pussy though, I need to work on muh game. Only time I ever get it in is when girls come on to me real strong. If it's just mild flirting, I end up just acting like a friend and fucking it up.

>>13900594
Just yeungling lager tonight, a frugal weekend in regards to alcohol.
>>13900596
The captcha images are codewords that will eventually be seen by sleeper agents so they know when to begin the op.

I finally need to get off my ass and buy winter tires this weekend. Watching gundam build fighters and eating cheese its to ight after fucking 8 1/2 hour shift rounding up shopping karts out in the cold.

>>13900611
>all this projecting
>everyone else is the problem not me
For once Alphonse isn't the worst shitposter in a thread

>>13900612
>not knowing verv
woooooooow

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>>13900612
You got me!
>>13900616
Jelly, I'm trying to save money so I'm just doing 40's tonight.
Delicious cheap 40's

>4 Waterfalls
>3 Limos
Fuck captcha, I liked it when it was Pizza and steak.

>>13900621
>you-you're just projecting

At least you admit you have literally no defense against my onslaught, idiot.

I'll continue laughing all the way to the bank, you can keep beating off to little anime girls at 3am on a weekday, you jobless child.

>>13900629
Are you trying to make some navy seal style copypasta, one post at a time?

>>13900630
BWAHAHA
You clearly don't know verv.
He shills Volvos, Preludes and only his CRX Si
How do I know? I'm verv

Sorry pham

this thread is 2gay for m3

>>13900629
>calls others childish
>only retorts are childish insults
Successful people don't have to brag anonymously to make themselves feel better.
>doesn't know what timezones are
>tries insulting someone while up at 3am

>>13900627
>40s
It better be Mickey's! I prefer the hand grenades however because of the caps. Good way to make you feel like you aren't completely retarded off malt liquor

>>13900621
>this is what an Alphonse post looks like when he isn't namefagging

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>>13900637
Oh shit, you forgot the Previas verv.
Don't ever forget Previas.

Selling my EF hatch tonight. Gonna pick up a 850 tomorrow though.

>>13900284
replacing the shit negative battery terminal on my car, and changing out the completely dead clutch slave cylinder. i hope and pray to fucking god that I can get this car driving again tomorrow, I really need it to.

>>13900649
Actually wasn't Alphonse. I'm the guy that told you to douche the milf with Pepsi. At least his posts are way less autistic than some cloud blowing eurokek with a superiority complex.

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>>13900638
>2gay for M3
Wow, that's pretty gay. Where is StolenRecaros?

>>13900637
>Verv according to Verv

>>13900630
Git learned Fonzie

uhhhhh This is the time of year when i gain a lot of weight. Im sick of this pattern, I'm not gonna make matters worse on myself for some temporary pleasure

>>13900671
>The quality of this board has already gone down far enough since I came on this board.
Be the change you want to see, and leave.

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>>13900656
God I hope she is around Sunday. And I hope she doesn't have kids. I will gladly douche that 37yo pussy but I don't want it to be beaten up by 3 kids. Not sure if she has kids, I never asked.

If it is beat up, she probably gives good head at least. But I'd enjoy doin werk on that petite mid-30s body.

>>13900686
But who will shill GM shitboxes including Saturn and Pontiac?

>>13900686
You are stolen recaros.

>>13900656
I'm American, and I AM superior to you. I live large and in charge every single day.

>>13900647
>Being THIS dense

It's like you were born with a "destined to lose" tattoo on your back

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>>13900666
StolenRecaros, Tw@ and MuhV6 were my gay trifecta.

>Also Pepsifag-dono noticed me!
Sorry to say I usually skip the truckerfag threads, had a friend get stuck in to the life of being a truckerslut and couldn't handle muh triggers.

Also I have a friend that runs a Pepsi truck, you wouldn't happen to have like six brothers and parents addicted to everquest?

>>13900671
Tell me more about neonfag please.

>>13900696
>American
>large
At least you got that right.

>>13900696
Hi frosty

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Guys seriously, I'm literally repeating the same stuff Elliot Roger said and you guys are falling for it

It's so obvious that I'm being a moron

>>13900686
Stolen Recaros is one of the good tripfags.

>>13900708
who?

>>13900704
Not me.

I have one brother, don't have "parents", just a mom, and I'm not sure what Everquest is.

>>13900708
He could have just embraced the twink lifestyle and everything would have been fine. He could have slayed the boipussy.

>>13900710
KEK

>>13900712
He went on a rampage because he was a massively narcissistic autist who blamed women for not fighting over him

>>13900707
Assuming Frosty wasn't trolling (he is), he'd be a good example of narcissistic autism.

He basically channels Elliot in every troll post he makes, and it works so fucking well

>>13900736
It really does. He used to be pretty decent in WATchat though, which was weird. I don't know if he still hangs out there, I haven't been in months.

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>>13900284
>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
I was supposed to go to a bar with some friends but can't now due to being sick with the flu

Why aren't you out cruising to the meets with your bros or >gf?
bros aren't in to hitting the touge, bunch of 4x4 crawlingfags. Was asked to hit up the lake this weekend but am not going now.

>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
might run it through a touchless car wash tomorrow, other than that just play Overwatch beta and shitpost

>Remember to love you're waifu!
dat accent