Say goodbye to your left calf

>>13899793
>posting on your phone
Fuck off normie

>mrw I brake with my right, shift into neutral and coast.

>>13899793
>ITS A BURNING DESIRE

>>13899799
daily reminder /o/ is a normie board

>>13899857
>full of weeaboos, furries, and faggots
>normie

>>13899860
normie detected

>>13899793
Why are they driving on left side of the road?

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>>13899793

>>13899793
It's called throttle control

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>>13899859
Alphonse pls

>>13899793
That pic is deceiving because of the angle. The bridge isn't that bad.
>tfw construction on 17th st causeway
>3 lanes merge to one on the incline
>10spd truck with heavy, heavy clutch
>if I leave any gap between my truck and the car in front, like 10 assholes cut in from the lanes that are ending
>leg day.png

are you scared of hills anon?

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>>13899907
>the flagship phone
Alphonse, it's almost that time of year where you can shovel some driveways and buy that new PC game

I actually don't think my volvo could make it up such an incline.

>>13899892
Because just about everyone besides us Amerifats drive in the left side of the road.

>>13899925
How to PC game on phone?

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>>13899931
Get with the times bruh. I think even Cricket offers the iPhone now. I know you don't have any friends to call or text, but the iPhone can do lots of other cool shit too.

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>>13899948
>PC gaming
You kids are too funny. Us adults don't really play videogames

>tfw still think about that 37yo chick who I shoulda brought home last weekend
She was all suprised when I said how much younger I was than her. I wonder if she will still be in town this weekend. I'm gonna get a 10-pack of rubbers and a motel room. Actually forget the rubbers, that's no fun.

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>>13899946

>being this wrong

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>>13899952
I know, right? It's amazing how they continually make incredible products with an operating so far superior to anything resembling Windows or Android.

>tfw new cars actually have a Windows-based infotainment system
Definitely only lease that one.

>>13899964
>adult
>can't sense sarcasm

>>13899968
>tmobile

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>>13899968
I know, right. I can't afford the time to waste my life away in front of a computer monitor role-playing

>>13899980
Wat? The iPad has arms now? Apple really is incredible.

>>13899986
>he can't afford superior verizon
>metropcs uses tmobile

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>>13899994
>pc gaming
>the smell when Alphonse hasn't showered in 2 weeks

I imagine Alphonse as Eric Cartman in the World of Warcraft South Park episode. Where his mom has to bring him a shit bucket.

>>13900004
>he doesn't know what custom debloated roms are
>flagship phone
>doesn't come with stock marshmallow

>>13899976
How is Apple superior you can do anything on android and is very easy to use. Apple is so locked down you can't do anything you want and all of their products are over priced

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>>13899996
>Not having AT&T
>which was then turned into Cingular because AT&T was deemed a monopoly
>Only to get bought out by AT&T again
I had Verizon for awhile years back too but then went back to AT&T

>>13900004
>anime
>unironically being a weeb
>unironically being a NEET
>unironically being fat

>>13900016
Verizon has the best LTE speeds and coverage for me. AT&T needed a microcell just to get signal in my area and Verizon has 80% signal in my house.

>>13899990
>I know, right. I can't afford the time to waste my life away in front of a computer monitor role-playing
says the guy wasting his life in front of a computer monitor posting on 4chan

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>>13900013
I'm not sure what you people are trying to do with your phones, but my iPhone does everything I can imagine plus more. And it does it simply and easily. That's always the nerd argument agains Apple products. But they work so much better for normal people like myself.

>>13900018
>he brags about buying a phone that no service provider in the us offers
>grasps at straws claiming no marshmallow on any of their phones
>he's incapable of doing simple things such as root
Autism at its finest.

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>>13900022
>in front of an iPhone wasting his life away
I noticed the irony as I was typing that. But I just worked 12hrs so I'm not doing shit tonight anyway. Juat watching The Simpsons, might go get sumn food, and then gonna pass out.

>>13900019
I had that problem with Verizon, didn't like to get service in my bedroom. All depends where you live. My work has AT&T routed throught the place, so no other carrier gets service in the building while I always have full bars.

>>13900029
We know what you look like. That child molester talent agent for Zoey 101.

>>13900038
>Living in such a shitty country to where you can only get x phone on y carrier

Enjoy being controlled by the jews

>>13900042
Nowhere did I say a gsm phone couldn't "run" on your shitty gsm network illiterate weeb. I said the carriers didn't offer the phone.

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>talking about phones
>on an automotive board

Do any of you even own cars what the fuck

>>13900051
>living in a retarded country where they don't teach you basic concepts of supply and demand

>>13899793
I don't understand why this would wear out my left calf. I wouldn't push the clutch any harder or any more times than any other incline...

>>13900038
Some phones are locked down so tight that there isn't a way to root yet.

>>13900066
Funny it was $900 a few days ago.
>he has to buy a sim card to use service he already pays for
>he can't understand that it was a 3rd party seller and NOT t-mobile

>>13900071
That's why you get the superior Nexus 6P that's vanilla and can be used worldwide on any network.

>>13900097
>disproven
>only responses are autistic weeb pics, no proof, assblated, and corvette vs gtr
Oh don't forget pretending you aren't American when shittalking American cars yet you're a Ford fanboy.

>>13899986
enjoy your new shared identity

>>13900138
Let's see the phone then lying little pussy. You're on here 12 hours a day talking shit and calling people poor. Prove me wrong.

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>>13900132
Just let him feel like he won.
>"they don't really hate me, they're just trolling"-Alphonse

People like Alphonse, you just let them have the small victories so they have something to live for.

Ferd is the best US car company tho.

>>13900155
Exactly the response I expected.
>this pathetic and lonely you lie to try to make yourself feel better
>inb4 hurrrr no proof assblastef gm fanboy hurrrrrrrrr animoooooo pictures

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>>13899964
>smashing milf pussy raw
Mah nigga.

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>>13900164
>Ferd is the best US car company tho.
Respectfully disagreeing with you on that one.
I like Dodge/MOPAR best because they have the balls to put stupid shit like the Hellcats and Viper into production without giving any fucks.

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>>13900174
>smashing any pussy raw
That's how we do. I really hope that girl is still in town and I see her Sunday. Not like a 10 or anything, but skinny and blonde and doesn't act like a fucking child like so many girls in their 20s.

>>13900180
I like Dodge as well because they give zero fucks. I wish Ford would do more of that. I just would never want to own anything from Chrysler that wasn't under warranty.

>>13900204
Be sure to douche her with pepsi before going in raw

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>>13900226
Kek.

I wouldn't even worry about it as long as she doesn't expect me to put my face down there. And fuck that, I'm 11 years younger than her. I'll just go with the foreplay and endurance n keep her happy.

She might be back in Mississippi now tho. I really need to find a girl like that to keep around. Mid 30s and has her shit together somewhat. A girl that knows what she wants and isn't trying to play a bunch of games. I'm sick of games and bullshit.

It she can cook too, that would be incredible. I'm about to grab some Chili's for dinner.

>>13899793

>TFW your drive way is steeper than that and the break over on to the main road is sharp enough to beach everything but the trucks in that image.

>>13899793
why?
going up? just put it in second or third and go up..

>>13900066
> buying an $800 phone

holy kuk

>>13899859
I smile every time when I see the name "Alphonse"....just don't know why.

>>13899897
It's just an illusion.

Fucking incline is 80°.

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>>13899901
>AT&T

>>13899793
does anybody know where in Japan this is at?

>>13899793
Why? You drive a car with no torque?