>be American >call coupes koops

>be European
>whine about Americans on 4chan

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>be British
>call aluminum al-ew-minny-um

>Gimme your lovin' starts playing

>>13880607
>be european
>get gunned down in the street while trying to defend yourself with a stale baguette

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>>13880615
>be American
>whine about Europeans whining about Americans on 4chan

Can do this all night lad.

>>13880607
Why the fuck *would* you pronounce the "e"? Do you also say "hav-ayy" instead of "have"?

>be American
>call bonnets hoods
What the fuck is wrong with the word bonnet? I can understand if you don't want to say boot, though trunk is an equally outdated term. But why not bonnet?

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>pick-up truck

>>13880652
Because it's a French loan word. Coupé. Why do I even have to explain this to you? Do you seriously posess as much general knowledge as a donkey's ass?

>>13880668
So what makes straight trucks straight trucks and semi trucks semi trucks, but pickup trucks just trucks? Do you call tail lights tail lights, head lights head lights and reverse lights just lights, too?

>>13880607
>Be Euro
>Ride bus
>eventually save enough for diesel shoebox
>spend more on insurance than car is worth
>fail.mot/tuv etc.
>spend more on repairs than the car is worth or scrap it and repeat process.

I would hate to be blue collar there, but it might not bee too bad if parents were financing my uselessness.

>>13880666
One less syllable. Less synonymous with clothing.
>>13880679
Did not know that actually, although wouldn't it be "koop" without the accent on the e?

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>>13880652
Are you aware that American isn't the only language in existence?

>>13880631
Holy kek

>>13880699
Why would you let your car become enough of a piece of dangerous garbage to fail inspections in the first place?

>>13880624
>aluminium
>aluminum
its spelt different cunt

>>13880679
>>13880666
i have had americans sincerely argue that the correct pronunciation of niche is nitch.

>>13880734
Not my fault that you smug fucks add letters to existing words

>>13880711
Because you lose 95% of your income to taxes to help those poor refugees.

>>13880607
>mfw Americans call Nissun Nissan
>mfw Americans call Toyoda Toyota
>mfw Americans call Matsuda Mazda

>>13880740
>be British
>pronounce drought 'drawt'
>pronounce draught 'draft'
At least Americans were smart enough to spell it draft if you pronounce it draft.

>>13880711
Almost 40% of cars fail initial inspection. Why do you?
http://www.ukmot.com/Reasons%20for%20MOT%20Failure.asp

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>>13880695
So you seriously call them that?
Woooooow Jethro

>>13880740
I say niche not nitch. Not all of us are retards. However I won't say coupe and probably be made fun of for being an 'elitist'

>>13880753
Well, at least my country doesn't owe $968 billion (read: nine hundred and eighty six billion dollars) in car loans.

http://www.cnbc.com/2015/11/04/auto-loans-reach-an-all-time-high.html

That's $7,857 debt per household just for cars.

>>13880759
>mfw the nips marketed them to us that way
Nissan is the exception. Even spelled with the A, I don't get where nee-sahn comes from.

>>13880780
In German there's a different term for heavy trucks anyway, it's called cargo motor vehicle written out (LKW for short), so we simply adopted the word pickup for pickups, yes, since they're bought as lifestyle vehicles by faggots here and not strictly considered cargo vehicles in the traditional sense.

>>13880809
>implying I care about anything that isn't American
Fuck yourself Hans, go play a relevant country simulator

>>13880823
You asked me a question.

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>>13880809
>cargo motor vehicle
>CMV
>written as LKW

>>13880790
At least I can get bacon and ham in my sandwiches without fear of being beheaded.

>>13880837
Lastkraftwagen. I assumed the average person here doesn't know German so I translated it for better understanding.

>>13880836
Will someone who is American please answer my question?

>>13880846
Yeah well, I can legally go faster than 65, and there's a lower chance of me dying in the process than in the US.

>>13880848
Great.
I just ruined my tablet with saliva damage trying to pronounce that.

>>13880858
>I can legally go faster than 65
Which is ironic since 1 liter diesels can't go that fast.

>>13880867

>Americans struggling with 4 syllable words

Not surprised.

>>13880699
Well we may have to pay more taxes, but as long as this means free healthcare, tuition and better general infrastructure, I'm okay.
>>13880746
>mfw aluminium is the original form

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>>13880893
>>mfw aluminium is the original form

False. It was originally named Aluminum but later jerked around to be consistent with other metals but recently the scientific community has widely adopted and accepted Aluminum as correct.

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>>13881303
>the scientific community

>>13880607
As the should.

>>13881320
Specifically the International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry.

>>13880734
>spelt

>>13880666
bon·net
ˈbänət/
noun
noun: bonnet; plural noun: bonnets

1.
a woman's or child's hat tied under the chin, typically with a brim framing the face.
the ceremonial feathered headdress of an American Indian.
noun: war bonnet; plural noun: war bonnets
a soft round brimless hat like a beret, especially as worn by men and boys in Scotland.
Heraldry
the velvet cap within a coronet.
2.
a protective cover or cap over a machine or object, in particular.
a cowl on a chimney.
British
the hood of an automobile.

>>13880666
A hood is what a man wears.

A bonnet is what a woman wears.

>>13881723
>my car's a man, baby

>be american
>get shot

KEK

>>13880803
>Even spelled with the A, I don't get where nee-sahn comes from.

Americans just use the Japanese pronunciation, basically. The "i" vowel is usually pronounced "ee" in Japanese.

>>13881740
>be european
>get bombed

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>>13880734
No it's not.

>>13881753
>he belives europe is a country
kek american education

im not european btw

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>>13880607
We're American. We're busy making money, fucking bitches, and running the world.

We don't got no time for pronouncing useless syllables.

>>13881803
>trillions in debt
>making money

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>>13881812
Well shit we're busy spending money at least. Spending money on new dictionaries that include new words like "trill" to make life even easier for an OG like myself. Also we stay fuckin bitches.

>centre
Wat?

>>13881812
>not knowing how the economy works
Gb2USSR

>>13880615
Btfo

>>13881851
>>13881859
>they are actually defending debt

KEK

american education, i bet they have no clue whatt happened to yugoslavia, or what is happening to greece, ireland and portugal right now

>>13881878
>countries who produced nothing

>>13881890
>still doesnt understand debt

>>13881890
>>13881890
You should both kill
Yourselves.

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>>13881878
>giving any amounts of fucks about Yugoslavia

Enjoy your curry.

>>13881894
And who's going to make us pay?

>USA! USA! USA!

>>13881896
>quoted the posts incorrectly
nice job faggot

>>13881902
the american banks and the american shareholders you dumb fucking nigger

>>13881901
>y-you should learn about economy!
>points out how debt can bankrupt a country
>t-that doesnt matter

also how fucking retarded are you, are you implying yugoslavia is related to India at all

god damn, you people are dumb

>>13880893
>pay taxes
>free healthcare
Yuro logic.

>>13881962
>implying in the US, the taxpayer doesn't foot the majority of the healthcare bill anyway

You need to actually look at the figures. Either you pay for it and you know about it, or you pay for it and you don't.

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>>13881926
I'm implying I don't give a fuck about Yugoslavia and the picture is unrelated to Yugoslavia but related to Yuro culture as a whole. Especially Brits.

Don't make me go for the low hanging fruit...
>insert Muslim joke here

>>13881962
>PAY
>FREE
Libs have been getting away with this for years. Shhhh!

>>13880607
Be European. Spend more for a liter than we do for a gallon of gas. Have fun seeing the sun twice a year

>>13880607
Why the fuck would you pronounce the 'é' on the word? You just sound like a sperg.

Do you pronounce the 'e' in dilettante?

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>>13880762
marlborough :^)

>>13882167
loan words should be pronounced correctly imo

remember kids, if you cant handle the jandle, lighten up.

>>13882233
Nah, it sounds like shit and I've never met a person who said "cou-pay" in real life who wasn't a fag/sperg.

>>13882233
>loan words should be pronounced correctly
Nah cunt the baget faggots can pronounce it right when we give it back to them.

>>13880695
People more often than not refer to headlights as just lights.
>U left ur lights on
Are you seriously mad that people shorten common things?
Then why don't you call soccer "association football" instead of some brown "futbol" bull shit.
Same reason, it's the most common foot ball where you live, so you just call it foot ball.

>>13880893
If you've ever researched it, aluminum and aluminium both appear right around the same time.

>>13880887
He mant kmh.
Its the top speed of most shitboxes euros can afford

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>>13880607

>>13880695
>from the truckerfag thread

I guess "semi truck" comes from "semi-articulating fifth wheel". But being American and having bitches to fuck, we decided to shorten it just to "semi truck".

And then "truck" is the all encompassing term. Every semi truck is a truck, but not every truck is a semi. Not sure where pickup originated tho.

>>13880607
Who would know better how to pronounce the word for something we invented?

>>13882364
They're for pickinup bitches senpai.

>be British
>can't pronounce "z"

>>13880803
If Ki is pronounced Kee
Then logic follows
Ni - Nee
And as such
Nissan - Ni-ssan - Nee-sawn
It's not hard to figure out.

>>13881796
Nowhere is it implied that he was assuming it was?

>>13880853
Semi stands for semi-articulated which is because it has a joint in it. Pickup trucks came from their being used to make local pickups.

>>13880607
>be british
>Bee Cee Dee Eee Gee Pee Tee Vee Zed

>>13880607
>be a proud citizen of Bongistan
>get keked all day every day by your own government

>>13881320
>Aluminio in Spanish
>Aluminium in German
>Al'aluminyum in Arabic
>Aloumínio in Greek
>Aluminium in French
>Alluminio in Italian
>Alumínio in Portuguese
>Alyuminiy in Russian
>Alüminyum in Turkish

HURRR IT's ALUMINUM MORANS

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>>13880624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se55oZ8x9Ko

>be american
>get shot

>>13881812
well we obviously don't need help from the land of no showers.

>>13880615
>be american
>whine about Europeans whining about Europeans whining about americans
>such is life on /o/

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>>13886815
>make a joke about america
>FUCKING FAGGOT IM CALLING THE NSA TO HAVE YOUR SHITHOLE NUKED!!!!!!!!

kek everytime

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>>13881987
>backpedaling
your dumb ass tought yugoslavia was related to India, dont try to control the damage

>Yuro culture as a whole.
lochrysler is owned by fiat
lolgm manufacturers plant in canada
lolchrysler manufacturer plants in mexico

>all this shitposting
Get back to talking about auto you mongoloids

>>13887153
Don't you know that all /o/ ever does is shitpost?

>>13881330
/thread

>>13886831
You can't be older than 12 if you legitimately find shitposting about Americans funny

>durr can't handle the bants but I go full damage control mode when somebody insults me

>>13880631
>Bomb appetite