You are a Transformer.
>What vehicle would you choose as a disguise on Earth?
>Pic related : mine
>>13850044
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>>13850044
>G63 AMG 6x6
>Disguise
No.
>anything but the lambingo
>>13850174
That is a Decepticon.
>>13850163
Mmmm, Delica. Disappointing that they have leaf springs in the back, though. Can't understand why they did that.
>>13850187
cheaper?
>>13850193
It wasn't that much cheaper than the Pajero, though. Actually it had some pretty fancy stuff in it, I think it could be optioned up to almost the same price as a loaded Pajero.
>>13850044
Twingo
This. I'd use a mannequin as a driver.
Bitches love my Oscar Mayer
>>13850108
You're a big guy
>>13850376
Just for you
>>13850235
viva la guardia civil!
>>13850044
Good choice m80
I'd say something like a Corvetter or str8 bumblebee. Fun and fast but not super conspicuous.
pic related because its a bit like me
>too fat
>too slow
>unreliable
>no one wants one ;_;
I've had dreams about this
Finally, my dream has come true.
>>13850142
Too bad Slingshot would smoke your shit
Bumblebee should have been a 1LE or ZL1, not that faggy concept
>>13850044
OP is good choice because you'd be bigger in robot form than the average transformer.
>>13853040
>smoke
literally
it will engluf into flames after overheating