You are a secret agent like James Bond. What car would you drive?

You are literally making a Bond thread on every board. How much does Sony Pictures pay you to waste you weekend?

>>13823481
Something that suits the circumstance but isn't flashy. Some fancy occasion where I have to rub elbows with millionaires? I'd probably just go for an S63 AMG, instead of a one of a kind Aston.

Black Miata

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>>13823492
Like this?

Mazda micra k10

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>>13823491
>every board
What a joke...

>>13823494
Red and blue Miatas are ugly. Good!

1994 honda civic k20 swap

>>13823497
>creases everywhere
>fake splitter and sideskirts
This thing has none of the elegance of the original Vanquish or DB9 left.

>>13823481
Jaguar

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this tbqh fām

>>13823481
That one yellow, round car nobody knows what exactly it is.

Does anybody have the picture by the way?

>>13823904
I hope someone does, because I want a crack at it.

First thing that comes to mind with "yellow" and "round" is a Tata Nano, though.

>>13823904
>Round
Beetle?

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>>13823481
or a dacia depending on the assignment

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>>13823921
>Tata Nano
Probably should have included a picture

1970 c10, rat style, With a huge American flag paint job in the side.

No one would suspect a British playboy spy in one.

>>13823481
F-Type V8s. Whether or not it would have 4 missile launchers, 2 miniguns, a flamethrower and a couple of rockets strapped to the back depends what you mean by "like James Bond".

More realistically, if you really were some kind of deep cover agent masquerading as a globetrotting playboy I'm sure you could reasonably arrange any car to suit your purpose.

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i can't wait for the next bond to drive a tesla and make all the normies happy

>>13824000
But anon, the baddies already drive Jaguars. How will the normies know the difference?

>>13824000
A counterpart or...parody. You know, Austin Powers, XXX...

>>13824015
As has always been the case, James Bond will drive whatever car the sponsors say he drives. Not so sure Astons really suit modern Bond anyway, teebeaych: their image is a bit understated and conservative. I see him more as an AMG Black kind of guy.

>>13824045
OK, Lotus Evora 400 then. Or the new TVR, when it comes out.

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>>13824036


That's just gay.

It's only a matter of time before producers decide Bond needs to drive a Mustang again. He's done it before, but Ford needs to shill really hard to get him in one again.

Personally I'll just be happy when Craig is done being Bond. He's arguably the shittiest Bond ever, hopefully they pick someone better next time. Maybe Clive Owen?

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I wonder if they'd ever put Bond in something Japanese? Like the new NSX or that Mazda turd with the rotary?

To be honest familia, I would rather see Bond back in BMWs. An 8 series with a V12 would be the shit.

>>13824069
Bond producers shill notoriously hard - would an international spy really drive a fucking Z3?

But no, Craig plays his role very well; the role he plays just isn't really what I see Bond as. Trouble is, my conception of Bond can't really be played straight any more - Kingsman, in all its bloody stupid glory, is testament to that.

>>13824107
Not like there's no precedent for it...

Alas, I don't think we'll see Bond in a classic - no product placement money. I could kinda see him in an M4, though.

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>>13824139

>Brabus

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>>13824151
Forgot pic.

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>>13824151

I should have been clearer, but I meant a new 8 series. BMW is supposedly working on one, it might be out in the next few years. Yeah, I doubt they'd ever put him in something "old".

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Unless they have him operating in the US, I doubt he'll ever drive something North American.

inb4 Corvette shills hard enough to get him in one

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>>13824139

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>>13824220

>Alpina

>>13823497

thread.

and a fine choice at that.

>>13824237
what is wrong with you?

I can see why you don't like Brabus but not liking Alpina is something I really don't understand and you're probably the first person I've ever seen who doesn't like them.

Are you just shitting up a thread for fun or are you going to contribute something so we can all post shitty pepe memes to make fun of you?

>>13823481
Tesla Model S P90D.

For when you need a car that looks like a somewhat fancy but not too ostentatious sedan but which can smoke a Lamborghini in the 0 to 60 department.

Its electric motor also means that it's effectively a silent-running vehicle. Perfect for sneaking up on motherfuckers.

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Fast enough for any situation you'd reasonably find yourself in. Comfortable. Stylish but not too attention-grabbing.

>>13824334
not too attention-grabbing? I've driven the f-type and so many people were looking at the car it was almost uncomfortable. This might be because of the exhaust though, it really sounds like it will eat your children

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>>13824284

>Alpina interior

Absolutely disgusting.

>>13824380
that really is disgusting. You still haven't posted what you would drive though and I bet there is a disgusting interior option for that car too.

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>secret

>all fags in here posting the flashiest and TACKIEST cars available

You didn't think that through.

>>13824364

It's got to be less attention grabbing than an Aston Martin.

Plus the F Type is still relatively new so there is a novelty factor. But I probably see one once or twice a week where I live.

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This for rubbing elbows with rich people and and a black chevy SS with a manual for general mischief

>>13824405
>secret agent like James Bond
>like James Bond
>James Bond
>Bond

Bond literally screams ''please shoot at me so we can have an action sequence''

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>>13824389

I would blend in perfectly, rather than drive some $300,000 sports car.

>>13824453
and you're trying to tell me that the front grill on any new Lexus is less disgusting than a Brabus Maybach or a B7 Alpina? Wow...

>>13824453
Good general choice but bad bond choice desu desu baka baka
>>13824466
They look ok in motion, and its still more tasteful than brabus desu senpai baka baka baka

Alpina is really cool though desu

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>>13823481
beat to shit 6th gen corolla with a shitty window tint and fast food trash covering all the fancy equipment in the cabin, swapped with tesla drivetrain and diesel backup engine.

Electric for sneaking up on cunts, diesel for emergency smokescreen

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>>13824405
So you're saying all secret agents so drive Camrys.

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You can still fit in with high rollers but it's not as attention grabbing as a Maserati, Jag, or Aston.

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>>13824481
>vw diesel as secret weapon

10/10

>>13824489

>Stock 2007 V6 Camry is quicker than a 2011 Camaro SS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4cgK08ypy0

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>>13824493
Modern jags are pretty toned down m8

Can't wait for new XF generation V8s

>>13824481

>get stranded in middle of nowhere after battery dies
>roll coal to smoke signal circling AC-130
>air-drops Aston Martin DB9
>continue mission

>>13824546
>get in fast chase
>tsi engine fails after your third pull

>>13824553
>they drop it on some trees because lol merrikan military

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There she is. Chevy Impala, most popular car in the state of California. No one will be looking at you.

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>>13824581

Except the fucking police helicopter that spotted him within a minute of committing his crime.

>>13824545

I was thinking more along the lines of the F-type the other anon posted. Way more of a Bond style car and not toned down in the slightest.

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>>13824514
>Camry doesn't spin tires
>Camaro SS does for 3 seconds

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>>13824594
Eh, even f-type got toned down in comparison to the XK

Which should totally be in a bond movie for the engine note alone, because damn
>>13824603
>replying to benchracer outside of benchracing thread

Stop

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>>13824553
>air-drops Aston Martin DB9
kek

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>>13824546

>getting shot at
>baddies closing in
>shit I need an extra boost of power
>realize throttle is beginning to lag
>what the fuck
>look at info screen
>"In order to comply with recent legal actions against VW AG, we will now be remotely installing proper emissions software on your vehicle. Please standby while we complete this process. You may notice an immediate decrease in vehicle performance, including weak acceleration and limited horsepower. The vehicle will now suffer a 90% reduction in available horsepower and torque. Thank you for your cooperation in this matter."
>baddies pull up on all sides
>riddle car with armor piercing rounds
>Bond is lying there in a bloody pile of shredded silk suit and British hair products
>his Passat beeps and boops as systems begin to shut down
>baddies speed off into the night
>from the cockpit, a single sound emerges
>"Das auto"

>>13824139
>brabus
Russian and/or Arab detected

Kill yourself and your shit and gaudy taste.

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>>13824060
Aston is ideal.

It was fucking sacrilege when Bond was driving BMWs in the early Brosnan films.

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>>13823481

>>13824603

>implying this has any relevance on the outcome of the race

If I choose to sit at the line for 5 seconds before hitting the gas, that's my problem. If I choose to spin my tires, that's my problem. If I choose to floor it, then slam on my brakes halfway through, that's my problem.

The Camry BEAT the Camaro, fair and square.

Suck it c u c k s.

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>fast for its size
>electric motor = minimal noise
>comes out of the factory with all kinds of gadgets
>XBOXHUEG touchscreen dashboard for easy viewing of data sent by MI6
>stylish but won't stand out in a crowd
>MI6 gets government incentives for buying electric
>luxurious back seats for Bond to fuck in

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>>13824649

Why? They were all nice cars. And he drove BMW in 3/4 films IIRC.

Brosnan was the best Bond. Better than Connery. Deal with it.

>>13824649
>>13824651
While the BMW car tie-up was AIDS, at the time I really liked that big cruiser they made and thought this scene (where they had to ride it locked together) was great.

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>>13824687
forgot pic of course

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>>13824639

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>>13824639

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>>13824639
10/10

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>>13824639
saved for future auto c/o/medy

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Torn between the new Morgan Aero 8 with a retractable hard top instead of the old cross eyes and boat tail ...

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>>13825075
.. and a Wiesmann, specifically the MF3 that's smaller than following models.

>>13825075
>>13825092

>mfw you never see rich A-rabs driving these kinds of cars

This just solidifies my notion that they're gaudy sandnigger trash who buy things that are loud and expensive. They have no taste whatsoever.

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>>13825075
Correction, the hard top is not retractable, but there will be a soft top version.

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>>13825180

>I am beyond rich
>What's that, garcon?
>Get my bags?
>That won't be necessary.
>I own this hotel.

>>13825191
It does look like a luxurious cruiser, but in fact it's a barebones sports roadster that's barely bigger than a Miata, with a BMW V8.

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>>13823481

>>13825109
mmmm recessed headlights are my ting

>>13825334
>lets make a Cadillac corvette
>lets give it a northstar engine
GM why

>>13825966
because then it would have just been a corvette with a cadillac rebadge. also northstar engines aren't bad, people just don't know how to take care of them.

>>13826265

You mean like how they do with the escalade or every other fucking gm piece of shit?

>>13826289
oh fuck... what a chinese post
-ejaculates fortune cookie crumbs-

>>13824139
Villain detected

>>13823481
Phaeton.

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>>13823481

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Because

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>>13823481
Toyota Camry V6 in beige.
So boring and everyday that no one will look twice.

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because you wouldnt be looking for a vw beetle...