Calling all WAT engineers, how do we make the world's largest

>>13821520
>russian cars
>for anything

kek no

>>13821520
first we gotta stance that shit for that sweet negative camber.

>worlds larget slicks
>massive plow in front
>jet engines in bed

>>13821520
We're gonna need a crane

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I thought I had the DEI (direct exhaust injection) drawing

Somebody pls halp

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>>13821565

>>13821520
nitrous

>>13821520

>Nuke it.
>Exploded parts exceed speed of sound
>Break ring record
>Profit.

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>>13821565
Better:

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Itasha
Stance
Angry eye headlights
Minimum roof line
Maximum belt line
Black Ice
Royal Purple
LS1/13B swap

advance the timing, swap the stock suspension for ebay coils and get a fresh pair of meaty tyres

>>13821520
The only problem with making it fast enough to break that time is it wont fit on the track.

>>13821646
this

and its turning radius is horrible

>>13821670
Let's give it 4ws

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>>13821520
WE NEED 4 WHEEL STEERING!
IT'S TOTALLY USEFUL!

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>>13821525
>>13821520
What happens when you don't pay your employees

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOcre48GcIA

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>>13821687
and here's how it works.

>>13821695
I like how the hazard lights come on after its crushed

>>13821687
>>13821723
The level of engineering Americans are capable of scares me at times.

>>13821731
I'd imagine it's because the airbags deployed.

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>go to junk yard
>pull ls1 for $500
> go install in an afternoon

You now have a sub 7:30 mine truck

>>13821583
Ain't that the EGR?

>>13822207
the mine truck in OP comes with TWO 2300 hp engines

>>13822266
turn up the boost liek a mad cunt

>>13821520
Ill prob need the best brakes in the world. Will it still need to be able to move around shit?

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>>13821738
Yea... We're pretty fucking smart.

>>13822207
>>go to junk yard
>>pull ls1 for $500

Funny part about this meme is you can get a truck LS for close to $500 in most junk yards. Definitely could find one for $1000

If you had literally everything and knew what you were doing you could swap one into most accepting cars (FD, FC miata, 240, etc.) cars in an afternoon.

>>13822282

Cmon man you know better. The moon landing was staged by bush

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>>13822274

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>>13821687
The Komatsu mining trucks we use in Australia have 4ws.
Quite a few of them now are also remote controlled, which is kind of cool having a 3800kw remote control car

>>13822288
>If you had literally everything
You mean like custom mounts and adapter plates out of nowhere?

>>13822282
German scientists

>>13822302
Vendors already make mounts for most swaps. They make complete kits. Or you could peice it together yourself.

You don't need adapter plates because you use a T5/T56/T6060 that bolts right up to the motor.

>>13821540
>implying V20 diesel 6 turbo isn't enough

>>13822316
I'm sorry. I didn't realize the ol' stars and stripes was a German flag.

Protip: Wenher Von Braun and other German scientists after WW2 were American.

America: 1
Rest of the world: Can't even deal.

>>13822266
Put an ls1 power supercharger in for every cylinder.

Put a Cat 3616 in it.

>>13822274

Were gonna need a big turbo bruh

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>>13822274
dose it bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKpMyqNn8Q4

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>>13821520

This should help cut times down op

>>13821520
melt it down to forge a miata

ls swap the miata

>>13822465
But dump trucks aren't made out of fairy dreams and buttplugs?

>>13821520
Give it to motortrend

>>13822316
America was intelligent enough to capture German scientists and force them to work.

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>sub 7:30 on the ring
Easy,plow through the forest,mad shortcut while friends have a cook out on the porch on the front on your ride.

>>13822302
Yes,stupid,that would be included in LITERALLY EVERYTHING.

>>13822436
That'll do.
Can anybody put some wat stickers on,to insure victory?

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>>13822436

>>13822729
It'll win races for sure.

>>13822297
komatsu is such a badass name for a truck

>>13822297
But that doesn't have a 0 degree turning radius.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b5zH0G5pxE

>>13823753
>0° turning radius
>20 wheels

tell me how that is supposed to work

>>13822331

Quite right. Unlike many other countries, ANYONE can be an American, if they want.

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>>13823777
Not Barack Obama tho

Fill the bed with a daisy chain of turbo powered superchargers, and a set of the worlds biggest low profile slicks. Dunno what sink wheels are out there that would fit the truck

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>>13822425
10/10

ebin as fug

>>13822297
>16ws = 4ws

Not quite, but you're getting there.

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>>13821520
What are those silver things on the front of the truck? in my other models they look like headlights.
filters?

>>13821723
not one, but two automatic transmissions.
sad
Fucking Citroen pulled off two engine, two manual trans in the 1950s

>>13821520
Vtec

>>13821738
This shit has been around for ages fuck off

>>13824689
Show any other drivetrain layout like that. Please.

That drivetrain allows all forward, all reverse, and either side driving forward while the other goes reverse through two transmissions and three transfer cases.

The closest thing that I can think of is a tank transmission, and that's only using one transmission and engine in a substantially larger package.

America: 2
Rest of the world: Still can't deal.

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>>13821738
>>13821723
>>13821687

>>13822316
Amurrican bravery o7

>>13824650
There is literally no good way to do what they did with two manual transmissions.

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>>13822282

>>13822288

>Funny part about this meme is you can get a truck LS for close to $500 in most junk yards.

YOU DON'T SAY!??

>>13823753
That also doesn't carry 300t of dirt

>>13825634
I do say.

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>>13825387
bollox m8, introducing the Twini Moke, 4x4 2.5 litre 8 cylinder 16 valve aesomeness

>>13825700
That is not even close to what they did with that Jeep. Try again.

>>13823641

It's Komin at SU!

>>13825700
>Twini Moke,
You mean the 'Mini Toke'

>>13825711
lmao, and what Landrover does to its vehicles would make a jeep shit its pink panties m8

>>13825820
>what Landrover does to its vehicles
Make's it so they don't run due to shit britbong engineering and quality? You're right.

>make a jeep shit its pink panties m8
Landrover never has done anything even close to what Jeep did with the Hurricane. Try again.

>>13825820
Like 10 spline axles? I'm sure Landrover has everyone running scared lol

Quad turbos, a super charger, and a series of 18 solid fuel rockets.
Set aside some money to invest so we can pay for the funerals and insurance costs of all those who die in the process.

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>>13821520
Alright /o/, I added some wheel spikes. What next? I want this to be the most donked mine truck ever

>>13825700
do want

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>>13822729

>>13826000
You forgot the wat.
Some fresh would be nice.

>>13826000
Trips have spoken.

You can't have a mining truck without rally style lights and lots of stickers.

>>13826051
Beautiful.

>>13826051
>vapin and dumpin

>>13826051

And some sick exhaust tips this one is great though.

>>13826051
Brings a damn tear to my year :,). Good job guys, it took a lot of hardwork and overtime, but we did it.

>>13826100
Sir,look in the bed.
-300 tons of fresh-
-birds dropping from the sky-

>>13824605
Covered headlights to prevent them getting covered in dust maybe?