Twingo time

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Also I have no idea what this is about again.

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>Muuuuuum
>the Twingo pissed on the carpet again

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[hons behind bushes]

>>13785889
the blue used in the plushies, seen phase 2 cars in that colour on mobile.de

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Little car port just for Twingo

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[bleats externally]

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>>13785926

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>>13786000

>>13785889
Holy fuck thats an awesome color senpai.

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>>13785889
Nigga please, you know nothing.
This one right here is THE based-est Twingo color

http://www.generation-twingo.fr/couleurs.php

VERT YANOS
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>>13785923
That Twingo has a cute house.

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>>13786305
I dunno, Bleu Vibrato looks pretty based

>>13785991
Lel

>>13785896
It makes it more aerodynamic

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Anyone here have a Twingo with a cone intake filter? Does it even give you anything? I was thinking of adding one to my own 1.2 8v but I don't know what the results would be.

>>13788409
probably only making it EVEN LOUDER and that's not a good idea in a twingo, i think.

you'd probably be better off with weight reduction. small and relatively weak cars profit A LOT from even the smallest weight reductions.
you could start by taking out the spare tire, taking out useless stuff that may fly around the car etc.

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wat

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I actually got off work at decent time. Gonna run home, grab the last 9 packages I have to ship to US anons, and run to the post office.

Will e-mail tracking numbers when I get back from the post office.

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>>13789211
By the way, did anybody get their Twingos today? The ones shipped from Florida?

I shipped them First Class Mail, so normally like 3-5 business days. But even sending them Saturday afternoon, the estimated delivery was 11/3. Seemed a bit optimistic, especially for the ones going to Cali.

>>13789487
My mail usually gets here about an hour from now, I'll let you know then. Texasanon here.

>>13789487

I can't help it but whenever I see SO MANY Twingo plushies in a box I hear this in my ears https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-FXeu1gf7Y

>>13789546
I wouldn't hold out hope for today. I would be suprised if it came that fast. Either way you should have the tracking number.

>>13789588
It says out for delivery, so it should be. Arrived in Austin yesterday at 8PM.

>>13789619
Damn I'm amazed.

The rest I shipped out today all said Friday.

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>>13789619
Post pics if any of you guys get them today. We need Twingos doing 'Murrican stuff. I was going to take them all to the beach. Shoulda done it before I sent them all out.

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>>13790107
>Twingos doing 'Murrican stuff

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>Twingo doing Japanese stuff

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>>13790123
Ehh, cool but it looks too mean.

>>13790129

>WE REQUIRE MORE MINERALS

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>>13790107
Twingo doing yurop stuff

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>>13790139
Twingo doing GTA things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0AiY5LymA8

>>13790129
Twingos (Twingi?) sharing Halloween candy
Too cute <3

I'M GOING TO BE A TWINGO FOR HALLOWEEN NEXT YEAR FUCK

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>>13790139
My favorite yuro WAT panda

>twingo in "Flavor Country"

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[memories of blitzkrieg intensify]

>>13790139
from the thumbnail and only quickly looking at it I thought it's sitting on a huge ass murrican pickup

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>tfw twungi

>>13790157
noooooooooo ;_; not the twungi story

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>>13790153
Was that one I sent?

>tfw WAT decal too big

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>>13790128
Twingo doing south-nord kojapachinese cartoonime things

>>13790153
>buying them as pair

This dude knows how to take care of pets.

>>13790167
negative, i'm in canada

>you will never import a twingo from st pierre and miquelon

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>>13790182
For sure. So you got it straight from Switzerland.

Btw- I sent the following ones out today. You should have an e-mail with the tracking number for the post office.
>80303
>64152
>89141
>78043
>75023
>07059
>60018
>97089
>98682

That's all of the ones I had being forwarded to the US. Saturday I shipped: 98059, 07512, 92704, 02454, 78745, 95340, 52632. If you are one of these 7 anons, I e-mailed you a tracking number Saturday. If you don't get your Twingo today, they should arrive within the next day or two.

>keepin the Twingos healthy

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>>13785941
>[bleats externally]
wtf, kek'd

I've let some anons know, as soon as the twingers are gone, I'll think about making a miata plushie for more memetastic plushie cuddliness with happy faces.

>>13790322
You probably wouldn't be able to do it with the top down though. But red Miat plushie with the black soft top would be cool.

>WouldDistribute/10

>>13790322
Quick question, are there any left?

>>13790171
What anime?

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>>13790223
Got it! Swiss Twingo guy and PepsiFag confirmed for based AF

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>>13790352
Send me an email, I'll put you on the waiting list if there are some of the last who cancel theirs.

>>13790335
I was thinking about always-open, but don't know yet. Big head scratcher is the pop up lights, I want them to be pop-uppable. Then you can wink yourself to sleep with a cuddly miats.

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>>13790366
Got all my /o/ memes in order

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>>13790372
I tried to think of somewhere to have it peek out but this was the only good place that wouldn't get it dirty.

Any requests for cute/funny pics?

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>>13790352
He said as of right now, no. But he is still waiting on everybody to pay up. So you could always drop him an e-mail and hope that somebody doesn't pay and he has an extra one.

I think I should keep mine mint for a few months or a year. And then when somebody posts a pic and everybody's like "Where did you get that? I need one!" I will do what a couple people did with the Super Eurobeat stickers and sell them for stupid amounts of money.

There were a couple people offering to pay $20+ for SEB stickers when nobody was making or selling them.

>>13790366
>>13790372
>>13790378
Ayy!!! Are you Austinbro? Still suprised you got it so soon. Hopefully some other people got theirs today too.

>>13790391
I had to hold off on payment due to a family emergency. sending him my payment now.

>>13790401
Yep, am Austinbro.

If anyone does have a request, it needs to be soon, it gets dark here in about half an hour now. Otherwise it'll have to be tomorrow.

>>13790372
>no pringles

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+1 for miata plushie

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>>13789487
arrived in Iowa yesterday, thanks brah

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>>13790413
>Twingos on the Congas

We Latin Market now

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>>13789487
NJ Anon here, got mine today!

>>13790322
Ohh, I might be up for a Miata plushie too.

>>13790366
Nice Legacy, I used to daily one. I kinda miss it. I'd take photos with my car, but it was already dark out by the time I got out of work.

Photo of my PC for the anon giving me crap about using a Mac in the last thread.

>>13790470
>Sapphire GPU
Good taste.

>>13790372

Everything in that shot looks late 90's.

LITERALLY EVERYTHING.

How were you guys able to teleport the plushie 20 years into the past?

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>>13790463
Teachin the Twingo Bros how to jam out

>>13790461
You sending out the other 20 in the US? If you have any questions about shipping and the Post Office, just let me know. You have my e-mail already.

>>13790478
Twingo transcends time.

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>>13790470
Damn I'm still amazed how fast they got to people. I wonder if any of the West Coast anons got theirs.

Everybody else whose plushies I sent today should have theirs by Friday if that "Estimated Delivery" is actually correct.

>>13790463
But anon, its a Renault Twingo, not a Mazda Bongo.

>>13790479
no, i was an end receiver, that was just a pic with your post in the back

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>>13790519
Holy shit the Bongo is awesome

Can someone or Pepsifag redpill me on the Twingo plushies? I had no internet or cash over the summer and I need some for my Town Car.

>>13790592
[email protected]

Hans says he'll send mine out on Saturday. Will post pics when they arrive.

>>13790479
d'aawwww

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>>13791050

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>>13785926
>>13785991
>>13790107

>>13790223

thanks senpai, you da best

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Twingo has made fast friends with the E46 and accompanied me to the Porsche dealer today.

must be really strange for some in murrica to see in other people's cars a weird plushy of a car that they've NEVER seen in their entire live before..

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>>13790223
Can't wait to get mine, I think he's shipping it yesterday or today, he received payment pretty recently.

I drive a crane truck for work, I may have some photo ideas involving that...

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No catto, leave Twingo alone

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let the twingo pornos commence!

>>13793379
pretty good rule 34

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>>13793379
The Twingo reveals its true form: Twingo!

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Holy shit this is being sold in my city for approximately 400 dollars.
Should I get it for the memes?

>>13794911
Absolutely yes

>>13793379
woah there, this is a blue board

>>13794911

not sure. looks like a completely halfassedly "modified-to-death" shitbox.
shitbox in this case since I really think it's fucked.

400 may be seem cheap but even a twingo can have multiple things go wrong if not maintained properly.

parts are incredibly cheap but this can accumulate quickly if the car is FUBAR and I doubt this car is worth 400+600 in repairs.

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>>13788409

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>>13795810

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>>13795818
Twingo defends its territories against the Toyota

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>>13795847
kek
nice one

How did this car become a meme and why does some anon have two plushies of a twingo?

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>>13796263
an anon made 100 Twingo Plushies and sold them for cost of materials + shipping.
Mine are getting shipped out this weekend.

And the Twingo became a meme because it's fucking adorable with an expressive face. The same way the NA Miata became a meme car.

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>>13796263
It appears that "Why is this car a meme" actually became a meme before the Twingo became a meme.
I hope it will never become a meme. Once it became a meme, it's nothing but a dank ass shit meme.

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Anybody else get theirs today?

>>13790362
CCS

Hows that BeamNG mod coming along?

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>>13797792
I was about to bump it myself.

Still wondering if any of the West Coast anons got the Twingos I sent out Saturday.

What about the Twingos that were sent out directly from Switzerland? Is there an eta in those?

>>13797835
When did he send them?

The box of 20 he sent me were mailed on a Wednesday and were at my house on Saturday. A few other people got theirs already directly from Switzerland.

But after BSG and the sticker thread, seems like orders coming to the US can either be fast or take a month. Customs may have something to do with it.

>>13797846
He said he shipped them out on the 19th of October. I'm in Iowa, so I'll keep my hopes up that it's just customs screwing me over. I'm getting squirrely.

>>13797995
Lel it would've been faster and cheaper if you got them relayed through me.

Any more than a week or a little more, and it has to be Customs or some bullshit. Do you have a tracking number? Although who knows if you can track international stuff like that.

>>13798007
It's funny, because I requested the shipping that came with a tracking number, but I never received an email from him containing it.

PS, my capcha asked me to identify all pictures of commercial trucks and one of them was a pepsi truck... Spoopy

>>13797835
Got mine Monday

>>13798093
I wonder how that tracking would work though because he just sent them using SwissPost. So it changes hands to the US Post Office once it gets into the states. I doubt it would be the same tracking info. Who knows.

If he did UPS or DHL, the tracking would be easier. When I shipped the domestic ones, the US Post Office gave me the tracking numbers for free which was decent. I was expecting an extra fee like they do for everything else.

I got my Swiss Twingo on Monday.

>>13798129
>>13798146

Alrighty, it looks like they're just starting to get here, I'll keep waiting in anticipation.

>>13789487
I want one

>>13797835
I got my Twingo on Monday.

>>13799048
How did you order a twingo pet

>>13799305
Check previous threads.

>>13797835
According to www.post.ch (Swiss Post), economy shipping to the USA takes 11 - 15 working days, that's around three weeks.

>>13798093
Tracking is only available for priority parcels from Swiss Post (which is just ripping people off, since the package gets an internal number regardless). Priority shipping costs another 8$ extra. I had one parcel that I sent priority because I didn't know at the time and shipping turned out to be somewhere close to 30$ for that one.
The shipping part would have been a lot easier if I'd been located in Germany, there you get a DHL parcel for 7€, which always includes tracking and all the fancy stuff.

>>13798143
The cool thing about international post is that things like tracking actually work across borders with no problems. Normally you can even track the parcel sent from Switzerland to the USA on usps.com from day 1 and vice versa. The systems for that are connected.

>>13797835
I got mine Wednesday. >>13790153

>>13799941
Cool. Thanks for the info. I'll keep waiting, Twingos aren't known for their speed anyways.

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>>13800763
>Twingos aren't known for their speed anyways.

YES
TOO MANY DISTRACTIONS ON OUR WAY :DD

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...should I get the canvas top or the obscenely huge glass roof?

>>13802997
If you live somewhere that you ever need A/C, canvas. I don't think the glass roof has a closing shade, so it's like an oven and most Twingos don't have A/C.

>>13803031
>I don't think the glass roof has a closing shade, so it's like an oven

well luckily I love to improvise fix things so I'd probably just install an a rolling shutter or something similar. would be a fun project.

I also had to laugh recently when I read about some dude who doesn't know how to fix shit himself and he was FURIOUS about how every time he brakes (even when only slightly) he gets one big gush of rain water into his fucking neck because his twingo canvas roof is leaking and he's to cheap/lazy/unable to fix it.

those are the people of which you shouldn't buy your twingo. avoid them like the plague.

>>13803435
>he gets one big gush of rain water into his fucking neck
That's probably the Twingo's way of passively aggressively showing its owner that it does not like him.

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>>13803453

>>13790223
i got my twingo thanks

is there any left? i want more twingi

How does one get a Twingo plushie?

Someone needs to Photoshop the headlights of a Twingo upside down, to see if it still looks happy

>>13803978
There are no more plushies but you can contact the plushie guy at [email protected] to see if anyone didn't pay for theirs

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>>13804242
>lookin fine bb

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>>13804417
Smug little fucker

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Does Apple like Twingos too?

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>>13805323
>fukken hon button

>>13804354
>all 100 plushies gone

holy fuck, are we actually that many

>>13806295
some of use ordered more than one. I ordered 2.

>>13806309
even if every dude bought two, 50 twingo fans on a japanese imageboard for chinese cartoons with 80% murrigans is still a lot. dayum.

>>13806325
Omnia vincit Twingo.

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http://generation-twingo.fr/

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>>13804417

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf6FxPDYEak
If you ever wanted to know how to Twingo, this is the right way to do it. With a 1993 VHS in French.

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>>13809895
>>13804417

reminds me of this smugfuck.

even though I gotta say this is borderline bedroom eyes

>maybe I can be your gf tonight

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THEY'RE HERE

>>13811222
trips for arrival

>>13811222
Nice. I'm hoping everybody whose Twingos I shipped are there today or tomorrow.

>>13811892
[dodododododoododododo...]
[HOOOOOOOOONNNN]

>>13811892
[worried hon hon hon]

how would i get a twingo in the united states?

>>13811892

When your rage gets so big and a table flip turns into a twingo flip

>>13811950
Wait til next new years and import one
Soon

>>13811950
Wait until they're of legal age, for one.

>>13811976
>>13811971

So in 2016 it will be legal to import one of these qt's. Odd. Im a newb at this kinda stuff anyway.

Will it drive the cost up a lot by having it shipped over from wherever? Or will they still be cheap?

>>13811950
>>13811971
>>13811976
>>13811986
Wait until 2017, see that there's no more 1992 models available, get depressed, wait one more year, realise all 1993 are gone, wait even more and realise that most won't survive more than 25 years
Alternatively, move to Yurop

>>13811986
The oldest ones are legal to import in 2018, but good luck finding a '93 model. At all.
Later models are more common, but good luck finding one that's not basically scrap at that point.

They cost absolutely fuck all though, €500 for a runner is pretty common.

>>13812048
>>13812043
theres always a way~

>>13812161
Move to Florida. It is actually fairly easy to import cars in this state. Vehicle tag agencies are owned by private parties, not the state.

So for a little extra $$, they will register your R34 or Twingo and it will be totally legal in the state of Florida.

>>13812183
That's not really an option.

>tfw you will never have a cheap, cute car thats decently reliable

would burgerlaw allow to import them without engines or even further parted?
then they could import them, store them in their garage in parts and put them together when they're legal to drive.

this way you could get a good one now, take it in your garage, keep it dry for a while and everything's good.

>>13812210
>tfw you will never have a cheap, cute car thats decently reliable

>what is a miata

can't get cuter in burgerland

>>13812217
You can ship one over but you can't register it afaik. Apparently it's really hard to register a car that's been shipped over when it couldn't be legally imported yet though.

>>13812217
afaik it has to be landed when its of legal age otherwise it cant be registered as a normal vehicle. can only get show/track whatever

>>13812229
good point yo

>>13812230
>>13812234

so it couldn't even get registered when it finally turned 25?

all I meant was to import it in parts NOW and slap it together again when it turns 25 and register then.

>>13812243
It might be possible, I don't know much about US import laws. I've heard it's significantly harder to register it later, that's all.

what kinda gas mileages do these get?

>>13812257
The same as any econobox from the same time, really. A 60hp 1.2l i4 doesn't drink much.

>>13812257
I don't know the MPG equivalent but they usually sip 5 to 7 liters / 100 kilometers. 9 if you go full absurd madman.

>>13812266
cool beans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qRHd2rSOwQ

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Have any moar twingos arrived for the US anons?

>>13812379
>merde merde croissant

I should refresh my french.

renault should bring back the old design of the twingos , dont really change much besides mabye make them more efficent and up to date. also bring them worldwide mabye. they would make a killing lol

>>13812507
I don't think safety regulations would allow that, sadly. They'd have to bulk it up a fair bit.

>>13812518
Are they really an unsafe car?
It seems like an almost perfect first car

>>13812535
Their crash ratings are their downfall, the post-2000 revision models still only score about 3 stars.
Other than that they're a great choice for a first car, even if it'll ruin your image with normies but I doubt anyone on /o/ cares about that anyway.

>>13812559
so the 90's models are safer?

>>13812559
ya fuck the normies

>>13812573
No, they're even worse. The 2000 facelift added a lot of rigidity to the passenger compartment.

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>>13812535

Top: pre 2000 Twingo
Bottom: post 2000 Twingo


You must take into account that when they were new most cars on European streets were around 1 tonne. A Twingo is around 800kg if I remember right.

Today most cars are WAY heavier than that and maybe even most weight as much as TWO Twingos.

The Twingo was decently safe for its time, as you can see in the image, they even got a lot safer after the facelifts that strengthened the car, they even got 3/5 NCAP stars (an BMW E36 3series of that era only got 1/5) but on today's streets it looks a bit different.

They're definitely safer than cars like the older Fiestas, Pandas etc. but if you want an older, really light car, you pretty much can't fucking expect bleeding edge safety standards.

Safety comes with weight and up to date systems in most cases.
A 800kg 90's box just simply can't be as safe as a 1400kg 2015 shitbox.

>>13812586
danm, i love these danm things but that really puts me on the fence about getting one someday.

>>13797240
Holy shit what is the story behind this post you pictured

>>13812854
Original dude posted as a joke with some old wheels he had.

The funny part was the first few anons being like "bruh that is going to severely weaken the wheel!"

And then somebody finally pointed out that the tires may longer hold air.

>>13812850
They're not worse than cars from the same time, really. As >>13812731 said, they're actually pretty safe for the time. Still, it's something to keep in mind. They're small, light and pretty fun, but that also means there's not a lot of car to protect you.

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>>13812850

>today is a good day to die!

>>13812909

especially not in a world with metric fucktons of texting soccermoms in SUVs and crossovers who will sue you for dying when they t-bone you

>>13812850
I'll probably still get one. If I'm going to the trouble of importing one, it won't be as a daily. More as a fun thing to bring to shows and scoot around in on weekends. There's far less safe cars I plan on doing the same with.

>>13812887
it was a good thread.

Remember: removing air saves weight, lbs per square inch? how many square inches on a tire?

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>>13812913
DEATH HON

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>>13813471
spooky

does anyone have a video with the HOOON sound?

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>>13813483

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>>13813483
whats spooky is this is inside of every twingo

>>13813537
spooky scary unibody doesn't sound quite good enough

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>>13813526
>wake me up inside

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>>13813566
>CAN'T WAKE UP

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Porsche Mac-hon Turbo

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>>13813636
>HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE?
>BA DA DA DOO

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I-I made you cookies! I hope you like them!

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>>13813667
FUCK YOU! Now I have that song stuck in my head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlCQjRsbGgk

>>13785889
>>13785896
>>13785923
>>13785962
>>13785974
>>13785991
>>13786000
>>13786326
>>13786404
>>13788409
>>13788504
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>>13810876
>>13812913
>>13813665
>Getting rid of the amber blinkers

Why did they do this?

>>13814585
later model Twingo's came standard with clear blinkers. Only pre-facelift cars got the amber blinkers

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>>13814585
Making the headlight as one piece probably made it cheaper to produce.

>>13814519

Those are literally the shittiest cookies I have ever seen. They look half-baked, and one has a goddamn bite out of it.

>>13814590
>>13814591

Yeah, but I think it makes it about 20% less cute.

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>>13814603

That post just made you 20% more gay.

>>13814595
twingo got hungry

twungry

>>13814595
Don't you dare insult the efforts of the Twingo.

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>>13814595
look asshole. You made Saturn-kun cry. He loved Twingo-chan's cookies

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>>13814595
>"I-I tried my best for you, Anon... *sniffle* A-are you upset with m-me?"
>"I'll try harder n-next time..."

>>13814595
dick

>>13814595
maybe if your parents loved you then you would've come to appreciate things in life.

>>13814610
>gay

You can't say that. This isn't the '90s any more.

>insult cookies on auto board
>literally thousands of angry replies

Confirmed for fat autists.

>>13814655

why do you keep an empty plastic plate holder on the car when there is no plate to hold

>>13814643

Twingo is a shitbox failure at being a car and a baker.

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>>13814714
>call other people autists while being autistic on an auto board

>>13814724
Fuck you cunt

>>13814714
Nope, I'm 5'7" and 120 pounds. Just barely not underweight.

>>13790493
Can you give me a link to your website to purchase one?
Do you ship to Australia?

>>13814740
You'll have to ask switzerlandbro at [email protected], PepsiBro was just relaying them to US anons for cheaper shipping. All 100 of them were accounted for but some are still waiting for payment, better get your name in soon just in case some don't get paid for in time.

>>13814755
Thank you, based anon

>>13814724
How dare you.

>>13814714
>Not liking cookies
Found the faggot.

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Some more plushies were sent today. Now it's just twenty plushies left in my closet that await shipment.

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http://youtubedoubler.com/gIvf

I just got an email from the Twingo anon. My Twingo plushies shipped out today

>>13814620
Twingo make cookies-

Twookies

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T-turbo-kun I'll do it if you want me to!

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>>13817178
wew lad is that a turbo 911?

>>13812257
>>13812266
>>13812287

this was my first car with the old Cléon engine producing 55hp. it was thirthsty for an 1.2 , i averaged 7-8l/100km

>>13817193
No it's a Twingo.

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>>13814595

then come over and bring some well done cookies, tough guy.

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T-turbo kun take me for a ride!

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I-if you insist! I love your chips but I don't want you to be hungry!

>>13818958
just a Saturday night out with the Twingo...

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Found this in a Twingo forum a while ago.


Just imagine the metric fucktons this lonely neckbeard would turn into when he found out that you guys have those plushies and he doesn't.

You could probably use all that jelly to power a whole city for several years.

>>13819137
*tons of jelly

>>13814595
Rude

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>>13819137
I will sell him one of mine for a hefty fee. And then regret it.

>>13817178
C A R V O R E

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>>13814661
Twingore

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>>13821452

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>>13812731
>questionig twingo's safety because short bonnet
how about this? It has long bonnet and stuff so it's surely a safe car... Introduced in about same time.

>>13823347
it's retarded because the fortwo is also safer and has virtually no bonnet. it's a question of engineering

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>>13821483
Twingo bump back!

These cars are gay and you all should be ashamed of yourselves.

>>13823889
Fight me faggot.

Merci me later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnlQNwpofMo

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>>13823889
u saying wat u son of basterd bich?

>>13823889
>These cars are gay

How would you know that? Mine didn't try to hump me yet

>>13824506
yet

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>>13825081
[soft hon hon hon in the distance]

I cant find the thread with the plushie buying info

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>>13825289
It's in this very thread you silly poopy-face
>>13790606
>>13804354
>>13814755

Hi, new to /o/
Is the twingo considered good for real or is just a meme? Why?

>>13826423
It's a little shitbox but it's one of the better little shitboxes.
>basic as fuck means not much to go wrong
>simple to work on
>cheap to buy, run and maintain
>very smart interior design
>surprisingly comfy

Also it looks cute. It's happy with just being a little shitbox.

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Get in the car loser-we're goin hon hon hon

>>13826446
>>surprisingly comfy

weren't the baguettes known to make the most comfortable cars on earth?

>>13827233
Citroën, mostly. Renault are best known for their chassis.

>>13827241
And by that I mean handling. Derp.

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Whoevers Twingo this is, I hope you liked the 90s

>>13827625
Accurate.

>>13797835
>>13797995
>>13798093
>>13798197
>>13800763
Got my cute little Twingo Saturday! Its surprisingly snuggleable.

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Bumping with comfy

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>>13831355

>>13814762
So what's the word on the twingo plush? Did he say if there were any unpaid for that you could buy?

>tfw you're finally gonna buy your first car but there's no twingo where you moved.

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/o/ meets /k/

>>13833626
move closer to twinge

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>>13835269
nice kart
care to tell me some details?
have some 90s man

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>>13835435
Stock Honda CR125
A race from earlier this year: https://youtu.be/iWL8k5m9oEg

>>13835477
>that guy that loses his wheel

>>13835597
yea that was pretty kekworthy

>>13835611
this may the wrong subject but if i plan on making a little homemade kart for shits and giggles would you know anything about that?

>>13835621
Not much I'm afraid.

>>13835643
well thanks anyways comrade

>>13835649
I would get one of those 4-stroke Harbor Freight engines for that purpose, they're very cheap.

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My Twingo photobombed a local polish craigslist equivalent offer

HON
O
N

>>13839726
>two of them

>>13839801
The red one's a zombie.

>>13839814
too spoopy

>>13839726
How did you find out about it?
I mean it's really an odd coincidence to find your car in a photo like this.

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>>13839855
Randomly searching through offers in my town and saw a familiar BMW. The seller lives in the same building as me or one of the nearby buildings and I see it everyday so I thought to myself that he possibly was taking pictures at the parking nearby, which is where my Twingo is parked now.

>>13839959
lol, nice

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/r/ing this as a banner for /o/

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we post apocalyptic now

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>>13842441
this is needed

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Today I cuddled with a girl in the park (I had a mighty boner). When leaving I saw a blue Twingo, which made it all even better.

>>13842577
Normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>13842441
>desktop keyboard with a clit
That's quite cool

>>13842577 (Checked)
Would you rather cuddle with the Twingo or the girl?

>>13842457
Someone needs to shop that to say Mad Hon. Like, now.

>>13844974
"The Gigahon"

>>13786404
my dad used to own first gen one of that colour. very fun car.learned to drive stick in it when i was like 10. miss it :(

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R-Range Rover... I-I didn't know you felt this way about me!

>>13848794
make porn with that 4C pls

>>13849629

request doubled

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>on a trafic jam because footbal match in my way
>right lanes are stuck
>left lanes are almost empty
>need to cross to keep going
>cant find a hole
>suddendly, a twingo stops and lights me
>as i passing i screamed
>MERCY TWINGO
>driver face when

i want one, and make it MR with something powerfull.

>>13850445
http://www.lazareth.fr/project/twingo-v8/
"Only" a mid engine V8 with 200 hp but it still must be a hell of a drive.

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>>13850920
have a pic

>>13850920
>only 200hp
>using a big vee ate
Why the fuck?

>>13850938
Rover 3.5l V8, not a Chevy smallblock or something.

>>13850954
Still at least a hundred pounds more weight that is necessary. Could've easily made 200hp NA with less weight using a 2-2.5L I4 or sub 3L I6.

>>13850954
Still heavy.
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&t=360605
Guys in here saying it weighs like 200kg, my engine weighs that much with transmission and turbo.

>>13850920
>>13850938
>>13850954
i think correct answer is "because you fucking can!". I will use Berlusconi's words here "you don't pay a hooker 10 grand because you need to, you do it because you can"

>>13851037
Well you "fucking can" get a lot more power out of a 3.5L rover V8, so why not?

>>13851052
That'd probably turn into that W12 Golf that VW did once, only with an even shorter wheelbase and more hp/lb. It'd spin out all the time and would be pretty much undriveable.

>>13851074
Then it's probably better to put a smaller lighter engine in it for the power output desired.

>>13851083
Yes, it would be more efficient and less stupid.

But this is so not the point of putting a fucking V8 in a cheap french shitbox. And announcing your car as "Twingo really powerful I4" just doesn't sound as badass as "Twingo V8"