>Ford
Found on roadside dead
First on race day
>Camaro
Can't America make a real one?
>Dodge
Drips oil, drops grease everywhere
>Fiat
Fix it again, Tony
>GMC
Grown Man's Chevy
Gay Man's Chevy
>Mopar
Mostly old paint and rust
>NAPA
Never any parts available
Which other ones do you know?
Pontiac
poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac
>>11691947
Pontiac
Poor old nigger thinks its a Cadillac
>Honda
Homo Needs Dick Always
Pontiac
poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac
Nissan
NIPPON IS SUPER SAIYAN ANIME NIGGERS
or something better that I didn't just come up with
>>11691947
>ford
>fix it again tony
fix or repair daily
Kia
Kill it again
>>11691965
kek
Audi;
Always Under Diagnostic Inspection
Always Upside-down, Double Interest
Another Understated Dealer Incentive
BMW;
Be My Wife
Big Money Waster
Jeep;
Just Empty Every Pocket
Just Expect Every Problem
Oldsmobile;
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment
VW;
Virtually Worthless
Lotus
Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious
Made In Tokyo So U Be In Shithouse Immediately
>TESLA
tricking every sodomite like apple
>>11691976
jeep
Jews Even Empty Pockets
Jaguar
Jews and Grandpas use and resell
Ford
Found on rubbish dump
>>11691947
Figures, Only Retards Drive
My itchy asshole treasures analingus
>CHRYSLER
coon hoopty runs yearly since leroy expects repo
KIA
Korea Iat cAt
>>11692091
wat
>>11692129
newfag
In the UK Fiat is "fix it again tomorrow".
Ford - fix or repair daily / fucker only runs downhill
BMW - black man's willy
>BMW
Black mans willy.
Chevrolet
Cracked head every valve rusted oil leaking engine trouble
Saab
Something an asshole buys
Better Pontiac one
Pull off name tags it's a Chevy
Car
Only
Ridden by
Virtually
Early
Teens,
Tards and
Egomaniacs
BMW
Black Man's Wish
>>11692424
>Saab
>Something an asshole buys
Someone got schooled in torque to weight ratios...
>>11692424
>Saab
>Something an asshole buys
>>11691947
>Chevrolet
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Such
Unrivaled
Badassery
And
Really
Unmatched
>>11692871
that was so gay it gave me cancer.
Cracked
Heads
Every
Valve
Rattles
Oil
Leaks
Engine
Ticks
Constantly
Having
Every
Vehicle
Recalled
Over
Lousy
Engineering
Techniques
Pontiac
poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac
BMW
Break My Windows
>>11692085
>>11692074
>>11692424
I spat out my milk...
Ford:
Fix It Again Tony
bmw
black man's wheels
Skiddin'
Up
Brappin'
And
Rippin'
Uleh
>>11692968
Dammit Dale
>>11692972
subaru
supped up & barely able [to] race unmodified
>>11692871
>>11692972
Subaru owners are such fags, also:
Only
Poor
Europeans
Like
>>11692979
>opel
>relevant
Pussy
Ravager
In
Ur
Sister
Slovakian
Kings
Of
Dull
Automobiles
>>11691947
>BMW
Break My Windows
>Miata
Miata is always the answer
>Lotus
Lots of trouble, usually severe
>BRZ
Broken records, zero.
>FR-S
Fucking regrettably slow
>330i
3 series
3.0 liter
fuel Injection
Fix Ot Rgain Dony
Audi
Acquired Using Daddy's Income
BMW
Black Man's Wish
>>11693241
Skoda is Czech, so that fails.
Honda
Hold on Not Done Accelerating
>>11691947
Scuffed
Knees
Offer
Dinner
Amigos
>because skodas are for poor people
Honda
Had One Never Did Again
>>11692074
> analingus
Don't worry anon j don't need my sides anyway
>>11691968
Your thinking of a fiat dale.
Chevrolet
Can Hear Every Valve Rattling On Long Extended Trips
>>11691965
10/10
Chevrolet:
Cracks heads, eats valves, runs on luck every time
>BMW
Bangs Many Women
>SAAB
Successfully Attracts Asian Bitches
Ravaged
Anus
Because
Brad
Injected
Twice
>>11691947
FORD
Fucked
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge
Not really accurate anymore
Never have I seen the word "and" used so often as a letter in an acronyms until i visited this intelligent thread
Must
Accept
Zero
Doritos
Alive
>>11692074
omg
>FIAT
Fart In A Tin