Three Nebraska high school students are facing criminal charges after mixing their semen into frosting that was later spread on a turnover that was consumed by their home economics teacher, cops report.
The vile incident occurred Thursday at Westside High School in Omaha and involved a trio of freshmen (ages 14 and 15).
According to police, the suspects excused themselves from a Family and Consumer Science class and went at various times to the bathroom. Cops allege that after masturbating into containers, the boys returned to the classroom.
The suspects then mixed the ejaculate into frosting that they subsequently applied to turnovers that had been baked in class. Investigators say that the teacher consumed part of a tainted turnover as she went through the classroom and sampled her students’s creations.
The 58-year-old teacher later learned of the tainted frosting when another student reported overhearing the suspects discussing their vile plan.
School officials subsequently summoned police, who questioned each suspect (and seized their individual frosting containers).
According to cops, all three boys confessed to planning to mix their bodily fluids into the frosting, which they wanted the victim to taste. While two students reportedly admitted to placing their semen in the frosting, the third suspect claimed not to have followed through with the repulsive plot.
Each student has been charged with a misdemeanor that will be prosecuted in juvenile court. The trio will also face unspecified school disciplinary measures.
In a statement, the local school district said that, “we offer our complete support to the staff member involved,” adding that, “This incident is not indicative of Westside High School or any of our schools, environments that promote respect for all of our staff members and students.”
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/k-12/vile-nebraska-prank-839250
Really funny, and assuming they're under 18 the court record will be sealed. Sucks in the short term, but shouldn't affect them much otherwise.
This is yet another reason not to become a teacher. Humans in general are pieces of shit, kids even moreso.
>>90791
Was the teacher hot?
>>90798
She was 58. Decide for yourself.
>>90791
Hilarious, why is this punishable? I'd probably be sick and shout at them, shouldn't be dragged through too much shit though
>>90802
>She was 58.
noice
>>90841
Not everyone enjoys guzzling cum.
So we can assume that these kids were white. Police officers would have executed the students if they were black, or if they managed to make it to the back of a patrol car alive, they would be charged with felonies and tried as adults.
>>91117
That, and also because they go to school.
>>91122
>blacks have never attended school since the history of man, hurrr
this is /news/, not /pol/
>>91135
Mate, your pathetic attempt to racebait didn't deserve anything else but a /pol/ response. Maybe not be a cunt and people won't treat your opinions like those of a cunt.
>>90791
>http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/k-12/vile-nebraska-prank-839250
I work at McDonald's. I cum in your mayonnaise. I don't give a fuck.
>>91117
lets be honest here, would you rather eat a little sperm from 3 clean and objectively superior white boys or the vile ejaculate of 3 black dudes
>>91155
to be fair, if you're eating at McDonald's you should be prepared for the worst. Cum at least isn't detrimental to one's health, unlike basically everything else at McDonald's
>>91155
Well, I guess you gotta do something with your semen when no woman would ever touch you unless she was at knifepoint.
>>90795
>kids even moreso.
Adolescents more like. 11-16 are basically the horror years for being an authority figure. And all their humor is now a mix of idiotic sex and shit jokes.
Not like 4chan where it's fuckin' decent.
>>90841
You're an idiot. Even if you're trolling, you're an idiot.
>>91117
>Police officers would have executed the students if they were black, or if they managed to make it to the back of a patrol car alive, they would be charged with felonies and tried as adults.
Are you aware that blacks commit violent crimes at rates that are 10x, 20x, and even 30x that of whites?
Literally gb2reddit faggot
>>90862
But what if it's on a nice home made apple turnover?