Judge Declares Chimp Has Rights And Must Be Freed From Zoo

>>82355
he dindunuffin

>>82355
>has spent years living alone in a concrete enclosure.
Is that legal? I dont think that's legal.

>>82376
It shouldn't be if it is, its needlessly cruel.

Weird that it seems to only apply to this specific chimp and not chimps in general.

Does the chimp get a monthly welfare check?
Cause who's going to employ a chimp?
How's he going to afford his housing and utilities?

This Judge hasn't thought this through very well

Are there no laws protecting animals in the US of A?

So when he gets released do the zookeepers shout "chimp out!"?

Freed from the zoo.. to live among her kind, which she has never seen or communicated with her entire life?

The other chimps will probably kill her or drive her off to die alone

Just because you want to humanize animal behavior, doesn't mean they will actually act human.

>>85824
In a sanctuary. They'll integrate properly, hopefully.

Have some faith, buddy.

Dicks out for Harambe Jr.