In defiant U.N. speech, North Korea vows to strengthen nuclear forces

>"The United States will have to face tremendous consequences beyond imagination"

-Cobra Commander

>>74496
This is what happens when you let a NEET run a country.

>we have to get these nukes to defend ourselves because everyone hates us because we run death camps in the current year because everyone hates us because all our citizens are starving because juche and communism is a fucking farce

higgidy jiggidy wiggity wew lad

>>74496
So, real question here. What are the chances that the world's going to step up and do something before this body diaper-wearing fucktard pumps out those projected two dozen extra nukes?

>>76386
You know what happened the last time the UN tried, right?

>>76386
NK is just projecting. Even if they do make the nukes, they aren't stupid enough to launch, there's no point, they'd be wiped out in a second. The fact that they have them is scary, yes, but be real here. What can they do?


That is, of course, unless China decides to make the relationship official ;$ <3.

>>76420
Way, way too much money going into China for that. Why would they throw away the billions from exports around the globe to all the American allies to protect some scumbag country that doesn't even spend much on China?

Let's assume China did this. There would be an immediate halt on Chinese imports to the largest countries in the world. China would be supporting a war that has nothing to do with them on a savings account, and once that was empty, they'd be out. All countries want anymore is money, and assisting the PRK doesn't make money.

>>76426
>There would be an immediate halt on Chinese imports to the largest countries in the world
like that would ever happen

>>76386
they have no nukes and no way to make them

>>74496
So what if a country wants to run its own shit its own way. If we just leave them be and cut ties with South Korea would we really lose that much?

Apple/LG stock would probably go up

>>76519
Holy shit, a timetraveler from 2012! Boy those were the days.

>>76426
that will never happen, people are less concerned about nuclear war than Nikes going up in price, it will be a death sentence to any party that bans chinese goods and the power hungry wont let that happen.

>>76568
China wants to take back Joseon. Its all they care about. They will stop at nothing.

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The U.S. must withdraw American Forces from all Foreign Countries now.
Stop America's doing its all wars now!

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Japan and Germany must reduce Germany's, Japan's and China's taxes now!
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>>76523

>If we just leave them be and cut ties with South Korea would we really lose that much?

Oh boy the chain reaction of shit that would happen:
>US seen as abandoning key regional ally
>believing that its threats against America have worked, North Korea starts to get even more ambitious
>China smells blood in the water and starts pushing harder to secure South China Sea, increases tensions and the odds of an international incident
>Japan starts to question the alliance and starts to do it's own military buildup, potentially kicking off a regional arms race
>other minor players turn to China or Japan instead of the US

And then outside the region you can expect American's traditional allies to sweat nervously as America's traditional enemies sharpen their knives for the next ally to be thrown under the bus. Abandoning an ally because an opponent is threatening you is the biggest sign of weakness you can possibly show, and for the world's last global power it would cause massive destabilization around the planet.