Free The Penis

Men just want to live in a society where they don't feel stigmatized about the size of their penis. If we free the penis, we can de-sensitize people from making harsh judgments on the size of man's member.

>>70926
I had to spend almost a full year's salary on legal fees to keep my name off a sex offender's registry after a mother was upset when I re-positioned my penis inside my pants during a birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese's. Without taking my dick out of my pants, I was almost convicted of indecent exposure to minors and sexual harassment.

I shouldn't be afraid to adjust my penis when it's uncomfortable. #FreeThePenis.

Body shaming is part of the problem. It's unfair and turns us into sexual objects at the beach, at the gym and at our places of work.

My penis isn't smooth, straight and as thick as a
coke can. It's curved, has some discoloration and is a different skin tone than the rest of my body. Due to America's obsession with the perfect penis, I'm afraid to show mine to my partners and have lost girlfriends because of my self-consciousness.

I shouldn't be forced into the life of a monk because my penis doesn't meet America's beauty standards. #FreeThePenis.

I'm a black man. I don't chase white women exclusively. I'm not a pornographic stereotype.

My penis also isn't huge, and when I try to hook up with women they often turn me down because I'm not as big as they expect.

Thanks to the adult entertainment industry's sexualization of black phalluses, I have a mediocre sex life and rely on pornography--Do I sense a motive?--when in need of sexual gratification.

My penis is not a sex toy. It shouldn't be hidden. I've chosen to #FreeThePenis. You should too.

>>70929
Exactly.

>>70931
That kind of persecution is what causes rape and Eliot Rodger. It has to be stopped.

>>70932
>>70931
>>70930
I'm glad to see I'm not alone. Let's see that hashtag trend.

My name is Leeroy and I have been arrested 7 times for publicly taking my penis out because it needs oxygen to be healthy. I support health and this motion. #FREEPENIS

I am a transgender female that likes to go nude to beaches to get a full tan but eversince I moved here I only had complaints about not having done genitalia surgery. #FreeThePenis

I am a multi millionair and eversince I was little I would run naked around the mansion. I like being naked it is beneficial to my health and I have tried being naked in my office, but this was not received well by my secretary who quit the next day. #FreeThePenis

I am a student and I have been kicked out of the cinema for sitting with my pants and boxers off for max. comfort. #FreeThePenis

My penis is very long sometimes you see it stick out of my pants and for some reason people are disgusted. #FreeThePenis

I tried fucking a vacuum, but once I was inside and turned it on, my ultra girthy fuckstick got stuck. Please send help. #FreeMyPenis

>>70941
Call a plumber.

I don't think decency laws should actually exist. No, I don't want to see grandma tits every time I go grocery shopping, but if people want to parade around like uncivilized primates, I say go for it. It's their reputation they're trashing.

As for "protecting" your children - what? Children have boy and girl parts too.

>>70945
>let nudism be a norm
the problem with that is the existence of perverts and molesters and sexual predators. sometimes we just cant have all the good things

>>70953
>the problem with that is the existence of perverts and molesters and sexual predators

I'm pretty sure those things exist regardless of nudity. What's your point? I never said it should be legal for a man to masturbate himself in front of children.

>>70926
>Penises aren't only sex objects. They're used for urination

Penises have no legitimate public use though. I don't see your point and you just look like some red pill mens rights retard

>>70956
>implying they need to masturbate to get off in front of kids

>>70968
Implying there needs to be a law enforcing nudity even though you just admitted it doesn't matter if he's naked

>>70926
#dicksoutforharambe

>>70926
fagit, do you really want to see your mom walking around with her tits out?

think beyond your boner you fucking fedora head.

>>70959
oh, i didn't know that non-nursing women without kids were using them for public use.

>>70979
You mean the protestors? Because I'm hard pressed recalling some woman that wasn't off her meds being shirtless as if she were a dude bro.

>>70986
>hard pressed
>bro
>statement not making any sense

yep, you're a woman.

>>70926
Let's free the vagina while we are at it #FreeGenitalia

I have advanced phimosis that makes it extremely painful to have an erection with the hood down. But thanks to America's sensitivity to foreskin, I can't get naked or pop a comfortable boner around others without feeling shame about my uncut wiener.
Why should I be ashamed about what God gave me, and didn't command me to cut off? #FreeThePenis

Fuck you guys, this movement will do more harm to you than good and right now you idiots don't even realize it

>>70956
Seems like you don't know how to think

Muh puritan values

>>70979
They use them to increase morale of the people around them. Everytime I see a nice pair of boobs, it brightens my day.

>>71167
I'm literally masturbating to these protestor's tits as we speak.
I wonder if their attitudes would change at all if they knew this.

>>70926
Do not forget THE BALLS , the must be FREE

>>71056
Its a joke not a movement

>>70926
The penis is genitalia, breasts are not, a mother requires them to breast feed a baby. Why would you need to get your dick out, to piss against a wall? Grow up

>>71510
Because all women who want to bare their breasts in public are breastfeeding? Nice logic, cunt

>>70926
Genitalia != boobs, male or female

>>71513
Seriously tho, what is so wrong about a woman showing her breasts in public when it's hot, or she's breastfeeding her baby?

Try to change your mind please.

>>70926
Italy's already on this

>>71536
what's wrong with a man showing his dick in public when he gets an erection, making it uncomfortable to wear underwear?

>>70926
Mocking the stupid is fine, but actively participating in the same stupidity isn't going to get us anywhere.
If it's not in the constitution, it's a privilege not a Right.

>>71536
>what is so wrong about a woman showing her breasts in public when it's hot, or she's breastfeeding her baby?

But that isn't really an argument. Why should I change my mind?

I live in Utah and theres awesome hotsprings close to wear i live in the mountains

hippies, men , women ect. are nude there offten and recently moms bring there kids and one mormon mom called the police on my friend for being naked

He got in huge trouble and almost charged.
now there are forest rangers that are enforcing a no nudity policy because of the mormons

maybe harambe's sacrifice wasn't in vain

I do wish lil 7 year olds weren't already addicted to porn. I feel I personally see enough genitals everywhere without even trying. I feel people would get out of hand with it, and why should children have to be in an environment that influences them to think sex is life. The world is losing its love and magic. Normalizing would be good if people didn't also use that as an excuse to advertise themselves for attention and the thrill of feeling sexy. What would strippers do if you normalized their trade? Sometimes people care more about strippers lives than influence on kids so I'll throw that out there too.

>>70959
You sound a little butt hurt?
As a woman, I'm all for this!
With all the dicks in the open for us to see, no one will ever have to go on that shitty second date, just to see what your dick looks like.
#FreethePenis

>>70926
>Penises aren't only sex objects. They're used for urination.

both things that you don't do in public, what's your point? You just look like a retarded redpill mensrights faggot when you spout this shit.

>>70974
I don't mind seeing OP's and your mom tits, if you know what I mean.

Seriously though, idk if porn desensitised me, but I can see tits in a non-sexual context. Even FB says partial nudity is OK when breast-feeding, in breast cancer ads, and in art.
When tanning on the beach has always been a situation when women can be topless (in my country and Canada at least). Since everybody knows that, parents who somehow want to hide tits from their kids can go elsewhere, most just not really care since topless females are discreet and nobody is forcing boobs onto their face like in this protest.
(Admittedly, it puts perspective on the burkini ban and the fact that society cares a lot about female clothing on beaches. But I leave this debate to hairy French feminists.)

>>71590
Wew lad. If it IS in the Constitution, it is a specific limitation on governmental power.

Learn to freedom.

>>70926
I'm vadim, and I got arrested for unzipping my dick to bitch who wanted to suck one. I support this good american movement #FreeThePenis

>>70956
Yeah, why private properies are locked? If someone wanted to trespass, they would, it's not like some fence would stop them. People look sown on me just because i don't have a fence. #FREETHELAWN

>>70941
kek

>>70926
My dick goes at an angle I don't know if this is normal help #FreeThePenis

>>70926
I don't wanna be popping a boner every time I go outside, Also I don't wanna see every ugly or overweight woman's titties and every guys tiny dick.

>>71536
male genitalia is an appendage that gets way hotter and sweaty, so shouldn't that rule apply even moreso to men? I doubt i'll ever see this equality in my lifetime due to the demonization of men and the perpetuation of morality controlling sexuality. It's funny how most people who oppose this would hate 1800s religious protestants but share a lot of the same ignorant ideals.

>>73113
Studies have shown underwear causes fungal infections. Citation needed™.

>>70932
#BlackPenisesMatter?

As a gender-neutral person born as a man,
My penis is merely an extra, non-sexual appendage.

Why am I judged when I go to the gym and take a shower in the ladies changing room?
Or asked to leave / banned?

Sure, maybe I sometimes get an erection, but that is purely a non-sexual erection - increased blood pressure from the warm water, or even a full bladder causing pressure on my prostate gland can cause this.

I am sick of being judged by slim, lithe, firm young teenage girls who just happen to be soaping up their smooth skin, for instance, when taking long showers at the gym.

If I occasionally stare at their pert young bodies, I am merely looking a theme appreciative, in the way a straight man may admire a shirtless male cover model with ripped abs on a fitness magazine, as something good to aspire to.

#freethepenis

>>70953
What are nude beaches / resorts?

Also, I'm more worried about pedos not masturbating to kids.
That just makes them more frustrated and likely to molest, IMHO.

Also, is it still molesting if the kids makes the first move?

>>70953
What's worse - a pedo seeing your kid naked, or a pedo trying to to get your kid naked because they wanna see what they like like naked?

>>70926
>As babies, we're allowed to play with them around other children
liberals confirmed for being fucked up

>>73139
lol you got a little weiner

sure, ok, it's """"""average"""""

lmao, i bet you don't even play sports because you get uncomfortable. protip: sports make your dick bigger

>>73284
Are you replying to the right person?
I didn’t understand most of that...
You realise my post was a joke, right?

>>70926

All free the nipple women should be forced to have a topless outdoor lunch with their family members.

Yes, you must sit next to your uncle with your boobs out, and see the tits of your aunt, et cetera.

If they really believe what they're saying, they won't find it creepy.

>>73284
can confirm played chess a few times when i was younger, now rocking an 8 incher.

>>70926
I've got a feeling your saying this as a feeble attempt at satire.

But I actually think we shouldn't have this backwards stigma about nudity, at least not in informal contexts.

>>73142
>a nude kid is somehow less likely to be raped

Have you ever seen a video of "sharking"? Imagine people doing that, but shoving their dicks in people rather than pulling their clothes down.

>>74905
normally, these kinds of arguments are stupid obfuscations... but this anon really has a point. I am all for women's equality and liberty, but I scratch my head at this "free the nipple" deal. I mean, I can see getting pissed at Twitter and Instagram for censoring pics. because, that's what it is: censorship. It is totally their legal right, but they are selling themselves as a forum for communication, and then squashing that communication.

but, whatever. why do they want to go around topless, in public? its fucking uncomfortable, as far as I can tell. and, as a guy, trying to deal with a woman whose tits are flopping around is distracting as fuck. nevermind the sexualization thing, all that bouncing and wiggling is impossible to look past.

why not compromise and ban male nipples, too? there are way more gross, unattractive guys flopping their boobs around than sexy beefcake, anyway

>>74948
not who you're responding to, but this is supposed to be a free society where we value liberty. you don't improve society with arbitrary laws, you're supposed to remove them.

as far as the free the nipple campaign goes, it's more run of the mill change-people's-attitudes liberal stuff. if you don't care about nipples, great, it's not for you. but I can understand why many women would think it's valuable for them to feel free to go topless without being shamed.

people that participate in this campaign are only here to remove censorship from breast to look at them because its basically private parts, its common sense.

>>74948
>its fucking uncomfortable, as far as I can tell. and, as a guy, trying to deal with a woman whose tits are flopping around is distracting as fuck. nevermind the sexualization thing, all that bouncing and wiggling is impossible to look past.
Do you live in a Dead or Alive volleyball game?

>>70926
My dick just went inside myself wtf is this crap.

this is so fucking retarded. its not like women wanted to #freethevagina

>>74977
#removeTheClothes

>>70926
Don't you mean #FreeWilly?

>>70926

But anon, THE PENIS IS EVIL

>>76058
#freewill
Like the majestic orca, all confined are too small for these beautiful specimens to live in humanely.

>>74974

you have a weak dick

But tits are not equal to penis...

>>76601
So that means we need a pro-gun parade?

>>73284
Brain damage

>>70926
>As babies, we're allowed to play with them around other children

no. wtf. just no.

>>76767
Gun pride?

>>76766
Yes they are.
>Can be saggy and droopy or firm and perky.
>Can make running unpleasant if they aren't properly secured.
>Sucking on them will eventually produce a white liquid.

>>73138
#AllPenisesMatter

>>70926
Boobs can't release fluid that can spread STIs. Also there's no such thing as mammary warts/chancres.

>>76867
Actually HIV can be transmitted through breast milk.

>>76867
>no such thing as mammary warts/chancres.
Oh sweet sheltered child. There are some horrific titties out there you've never seen.

Everyone in here is being very cheeky, but women should have a right to be bare chested, and breasts are over sexualized in our western culture. I don't want to see anymore dumb triangle tan lines on tits anymore!

liberals unfappable

>>76892
But I like tan-lines....also nobody can stop me from viewing breasts sexually.

>>70926
>tfw most women have nasty wrinkly saggy tiddies

Keep that shit covered up