Too far? or too funny?

>>69159
this

>>69154
This meme is shit and im tired of hearing about it

>>69193
shhh don't say that too loud, the memesters love it when their memes piss us off

>>69199
It doesn't make a difference in the long run. All I have to do is not look. You're the ones that have to live with posting trash.

>>69159
this t b h

>>69162
>>69217
saaamefaaaaaag

>>69154

>Out with buddies. Get really high before hitting bars, and get drunk off ass while high.
>Last call. Buddies are heading home. I'm like nah I got this and start walking on all fours and they laugh.
>Next thing I know I'm in a police station.
>cops say they took the liberty of calling the first contact on my cellphone to pick me up.
>fml - 1st contact is girlfriend
>gf is gonna be so pissed that I ditched her to hang with what she calls my "braindead faggot friends", did dangerous drug combos, blacked out and did apparently enough stupid shit to get arrested.
>Gotta think of an excuse.
>Officer says I was acting like a fucking gorilla.
>*lightbulb.jpg*
>"It was a protest for HARAMBE!" I shout.
>Cop says "Bullshit. You were wasted off your ass and trying to hump a lamppost while beating your chest!"
>"Please man, when my gf gets here, just play along with the story for like a minute."
>Gf arrives with the "I will murder you and then dump you in that order" look. Cop looks pissed as well. I wink at him like six times.
>"Hon, I know this looks bad, but let the officer here tell you what this was about."
>Officer: "*sigh* Apparently he was acting like a gorilla in protest for Harambe."
>Gf's pants instantly wet.
>Throws bail money down, grabs my arm with dark eyes, and runs me out of there.
>Sex in car. Sex at home.
>THANKS HARAMBE!

>>69638

>Next day, wake up at 4pm because hungover like a motherfucker.
>Tell gf I slept in because was having a good dream about Harambe.
>Walk downstairs, there's 3 reporters from the local and city papers with a photographer.
>Gf brimming with pride -- called them in the morning to tell my story.
>Fuck I know nothing about Harambe.
>Ask to go to bathroom before interview.
>Quietly grab only nonfiction book we have on the way: the dictionary.
>Memorize definitions for "gorilla" and "protest", as well as their "see also"'s.
>Come back and quote select parts of the definitions for every question. Reporters quickly give up, but say I sound as informed and clear-headed as a typical activist 20-something. Say they'll run the story anyway and that it will probably get picked up nationally.
>fml. I can't just quote the dictionary at actually good newspapers. Gotta cram on Wikipedia before tomorrow night.
>Turn around. Gf still beaming with pride.
>Fuck it.png.
>Get wasted all day and night with buddies again.
>Wake up to find all the national newspapers and blogs just reprinted facts from the local guys who didn't give a fuck about my story in the first place. Nobody followed up with me on the fact that my quotes were all vacuous or whether I was drinking that night or anything.
>Gf even more horny.
>Mfw acting like a retard combined with apathy in dying newspaper industry was best thing ever happened to me.
>Ditch gf to get wasted every night from then on. Tell her I'm going to Harambe support group I helped start. Fuck, it's kinda true now.

wow never thought anything meme related could stoop this low, the only thing lower than this is probably the b/ board