>>67605
Goddamn, what the fuck
Just another day in Florida?
Mods I'm to this board.
Is it against the rules to start a thread asking for the best of? Like best Florida man articles?
>>67618
My favorite Florida man was the Florida man who broke into a house naked in order to defecate inside. I think he was then found sleeping on the roof or something like that.
>>67619
I really liked the Florida man who threw his 3 yo off of a bridge.
"In 2013, Austin Harrouff was starring as a defensive tackle at Suncoast Community High, a Palm Beach County school ranked among Newsweek's ten best in America at least eight times in the past decade. He'd also been taking advanced-placement classes in the school's International Baccalaureate program."
"So it's anyone's guess how he ended up in a Martin County garage yesterday, chewing off parts of a stranger's face after killing the man and his wife and stabbing their neighbor."
How's this for a movie treatment:
>Scene opens up on an empty hallway with blood on the walls, strange animal-like noises of feeding can be heard. The camera slowly tracks down the hallway; panning to show a dead, brutally stabbed body in two separate rooms.
>At the end of the hallway, there is a closed door, the knob covered in blood and gore. The door slowly swings open as the camera enters the room, revealing a man bent over a male figure. The man stops, and slowly turns with a chunk of his victims flesh still in his mouth
>*Record scratch noise*
>"Now, you might be wondering just how i ended up here..."
>>67648
Maybe kind of like warm bodies style movie? I'm dying imagining it. A non-linear narrative and a didactic theme and we've got a hit.
Florida - We'll Eat Your Face
So is this going to be drugs or some kind of mental illness thing?
>>68294
Probably flakka. Nasty shit.