Really?

>>66372
Please tell me this is satire

>>66372
>dailymail
Oh, Hello Piers.

>>66372
What if she gets pregnant? Are Pokemon abortions allowed?

>Police dismissed the claim and told her to seek psychiatric help.
Fine job, constable.

>>66384
Who would abort their half human/ half pokemon child?

>Russian news website Bloknot reports that the police did not believe her either and that the woman then went to see a psychic who was unable to help her.

>Ivan Makarov, the woman's friend, said: "She says there are too many Pokemon at her place and even the dog can sense them. She says the dog barks whenever she plays Pokemon GO."

Crazy lady.

>>66374
Nope, it's an advertisement.

>>66468
maybe the dog needs to poop outside and she won't put the fucking game down

>>66372
Daily mail is a tabloid, not a news source.

>>66910

More likely the dog is sensing the woman's stress and getting worked up because of it.

>>66881
>an advertisement
For eugenics.

>>68771
Savage.

>>68771
Top kek. Good shit ya cunt.

>this site is /pol/'s second favorite source
Let it sink in

>>68771
Fucking legend.