Patent trolls abusing broken American justice system

Simply Patent the idea of patent trolling then sue them back.

>>48409
Nobody has even addressed this issue in politics on a notable scale.

>>48420
Seems like based Stallman would've already thought of that.

>>48409
Has anyone tried to patent the concept of Bain posting?

What about the idea of porn threads?

>>48409
Haha, northamericans are more fucked up than the so called third world countries and live in constant denial

I am going to patent fingers,

Wait. have you been using your fingers?

I'm going to need a settlement, or your fingers in recompense

This is why we need the Mafia

Try patent trolling the mafia, see what happens

>>49343
Nevermind, Harry Reid blocked the patent trolling legislature

That means the mafia is already involved

>>49268
Bad apples are everywhere.

>>49268
You'd think so with all the shit you see about us, but the sad truth is that we're just the celebrities of the world.

I wonder if someone has a patent for the wheel, bricks,paper and sex? I was thinking of patening the internet but I think Al gore has that one.

That's what you get when everything you see and think that is free and SHOULD be free is owned by the fucktard JEWS.
Face it, JEWmerica is Israel's bitch.

>>49617
I'm sure there are multiple patent applications filed for all of those. Here's the famous toasted bread patent https://www.google.com/patents/US6080436

>>49105
the patented 'unintelligible proprietary supplement ' has already been patented and the gov't just keeps on raping it's people - zero flabbergasting.

I thought that to register a patent, a team of experts (or at least not complete retards) had to review it and tell you to fuck off if it was bullshit.

>>51720
Ever heard of bribing?

>>51721
Clearly the team of experts should not be disclosed to the guys wanting to patent, until after the decision has been made.

sounds like mob corruption

>>51720
why, yes. do you think wi-fi is "bullshit"?

>>48409
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eatfgXTMFf0 [Embed]

I'd tell them to fuck off and shove that frivolous lawsuit up their ass. These are the kind of people that if something bad happened to them, no one would care.

>>54567
Except if you don't show up to court they win by default and can then have you arrested for not paying them.