http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-36394819
BATHROOMS IN THAILAND NEVER EVERNEVER EVERNEVER EVER
>A Thai man is recovering in hospital after a 3m (10ft) python emerged from a squat toilet and sank its fangs into his penis.
>Attaporn Boonmakchuay said the python was "yanking very hard" as he and his wife tried to wrestle it off.
>Doctors said Mr Attaporn, who lost a lot of blood in the ordeal, was making a good recovery.
>Workers dismantled the toilet and extracted the python which had slithered through domestic plumbing.
>It was released back into the wild.
>It was released back into the wild.
>It was released back into the wild.
This can't be real. This is honestly something I'd see in a dream.
>>46490
>Mr Attaporn
>>46490
Snakes in the plumbing happens in the US too
>>46539
gook detected
Hope he gets better
>>46490
thanks for the laugh
almost shat myself
Aaaaand my sides are in the next dimension
thanks for the kek, OP.you're still a faggot, though.