ITT: The worst, most unreadable articles you've ever read.
http://rapidnewsnetwork.com/four-men-charged-in-shooting-of-minnesota-protesters/326093/
>All four men are in custody, and apparently, they’ve admitted in jailhouse phone conversations that they were at the shooting.
>He said Allen “Lance” Scarsella, 23, was charged with one count of second-degree riot and five counts of second-degree assault with a risky weapon for shooting at the demonstrators.
>Freeman says Scarsella, who’s white, and his friends were motivated by racial hatred.
>The other defendants are Nathan Gustavsson, 21, of Hermantown, Minn.; Daniel Macey, 26, of Pine City, Minn.; and Joseph M. Backman, 27, of Minneapolis. The police union chief has said Clark was not cuffed and grabbed an officer’s gun. The men have not been charged with hate crimes.
I have no idea what just happened
There was a terrible one written on salon, or gawker, or something. One of the meme leftwing websites.
It was about a University of Notre Dame teacher pressurising blacks into having sex with her white daughter.
The storyline was like a cuckold fantasy that you often see spammed on /pol/ by people who must be extraordinarily pathetic to spend their time in such a way.
/pol/ experiences lots of fake articles, people editing real articles to include cuckold stories; for example made-up stories of girls going to refugee camps to have sex with the non-whites. They are normally quite poorly written and so you can easily tell them apart.
So I assumed this one about the Notre Dame thing was also another fake posted by some spammer, both because of the subject content and the writing style, which was terrible. Well, it actually turned out to be real. It was Gawker or Salon or something, like I said.
>>4656
That was almost as bad as OP's article.
Anything on local news sites outside of major cities.
The articles are full of spelling errors, usage of slang (I've seen one refer to a marijuana cigarette as a "blunt" outside of a quote), incomplete sentences, run-on sentences, and in general writing that sounds like it's from some high-school student's essay he wrote 5 minutes before class starts.
>>4656
Sauce?
>>5707
How long until a nuclear winter?
http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2013/05/09/new-evidence-from-his-doctors-shows-hitler-was-gay/
>>5707
>dailymail.co.uk
>somewhat decent source
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>>5787
bring back ASCII!!!
except maybe not here
>>4571
>second-degree riot
How the fuck.
>>5820
A meta thread would be nice.
It was a news.com.au article about the Raspberry Pi single board computer in early 2012 before it had launched. It was almost entirely inaccurate and unsurprisingly a woman had written the entire thing.
>US technology company Raspberry Pi’s creation lets users program their own computer by giving them all the parts they need - including a wireless mouse, keyboard and an SD card reader.
>It contains a Linux processor, memory chips and ports for almost every plug in device you could ever need including USB, HDMI and Ethernet cables.
Now, there's no such thing as a Linux processor, nor does the device come with a mouse or anything other than the board. Most importantly the Ras Pi Foundation is a British company with the early boards made in China which she also described as being "ugly". She later posted an apology for it which was longer than the original article. The worst part is that she was the head technology writer at news.com.au at the time.
http://www.news.com.au/technology/time-to-eat-humble-raspberry-pi-linux-is-not-a-processor/story-e6frfro0-1226289027768
>>5977
Awful.
This was an article written about administration corruption happening at my university, but....christ, tell me how far into it you get.
http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/there-is-some-shady-shit-going-down-at-the-university-of-calgary
I once read a report on the outcome of an eagerly awaited football match and neither my family or me could tell who won
http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/10/hooking-up-when-youre-an-anti-rape-activist.html
from
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/23736078/