John Kasich's Big Scandal

>>39349
You might be I'm not.

>>39354
Too late!

It's America eat the fucking pizza how you want.

>>39385
Actually, you can eat pizza freely anywhere...

>>39421
Tell me more about the pepperoni pizza in iran

>>39423
Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF-GKoW6T8w

>>39349
I eat pizza with a fork when I'm eating at my desk. The alternative is a gunked-up keyboard and mouse.

>>39487
do you pee sitting down when you're at the office, too?

>>39517
I would if standing up ruined my electronics. Do you like to gunk up your computer with food grease, anon?

http://i.imgur.com/xjDk9Hl.jpg

>>39517
I even pee sitting at home. who cares?

>>39349
>> http://nypost.com/2016/04/17/kasichs-pizza-blunder-may-have-been-a-cry-for-attention/

did anyone else see Kasich on Seth Myers show ?

What a dork. Literally a highschool principle.

>>39518
there's this paradigm-shifting new invention called "napkins." you'll find that there are paper disposable versions freely available everywhere prepared food is sold, this includes pizza.

>>39567
Men are supposed to pee standing up - I hear it's health-related.

>>39583
If Trump hadn't usurped the natural order, he wouldn't even still be in the race. Possibly Ted too. I think it would've been Jeb and Marco, maybe Carson

>he doens't eat a burger with a knife and a fork

i always start eating pizza with a fork cause its usually really hot


so what?

>>39626
No, Carson wouldn't even be a factor without Trump. Cruz used some sort of psy-op to leach off of Trump's popularity somehow. Jeb & Marco couldn't ignite the voter base in another universe!

Dang, wish this comment could bump the thread but it can't due to the 48 hour rule this board has.

>>39634
Not eating a Snickers bar with a knife and a fork!

>>39666
My Seinfeld reference is evil!

remember when a candidate couldn't buy out the media? yeah, me neither.

>>39583
Seems to be by far the best candidate from the 5 remaining though.

>>39385
>>39423
Amerifags like you... Your precious america is not as special as youve been led to believe all your life. Open your eyes and/or grow up.

>>39567
I do too.. Gimme some proof it damages my health, cause its way more comfortable