North Korea's "Mini nukes"

>>27619
Implying they even function

>>27619
I find it very hard to believe a shitty 3rd world country with rolling powercuts and malls full of empty stores has the means to make anything more sophisticated than a wet paper bag.

That VHS copy of Space Jam in Kim's private museum must be one hell of a prize if they're paranoid enough to be stocking up on nukes like they claim they are

I'm a girl btw

>>27652
Who gives a shit?

>>27655
I'm a girl btw

North Korea can't even feed their own people.

>>27655
I'm a gril by the way

>>27619
It's doubtful because their most recent nuclear testing was a shitty explosion for a nuclear weapon. When it set off the Richter scale they measured just above the level of a dirty bomb.

So overall this is doubtful, but maybe when he's announcing this, he's actually saying that they've began test and research into it.

It's not likely, but it is possible with how horribly they NK government mismanages their starving people. Also, if they happened to find a good foreign benefactor this would be much easier. Russia stands to gain a lot from destabilizing the area around NK and is devious enough to do it.

>"there's no way NK could have nukes!!!"

You retards do realize they were given nukes by China, don't you?

>>27801
Why would china give them nukes?
If anything you are the retard

>>27645
True

>>27619
It's bullshit anon

http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/north-korea-releases-images-of-kim-jong-un-in-front-of-mini-nuclear-bomb-but-experts-say-its-likely-a-fake

>>27822
Sure hope the experts are right...

>>27870
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/634108/video-north-korea-submarine-firing-missile-fake

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-missile-analysis-idUSKCN0UQ0CC20160112

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-13/claims-north-korea-faked-missile-test-footage/7085094

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/analyst-north-korea-missile-test-video-a-fake/article/2580349

http://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/at-the-edge/articles/2016-01-13/north-korea-says-jump-collective-world-but-science-says-how-high

>>27810
>china hates US cuz Freedoms
>North Korea hates US cuz...Freedoms? I dunno anymore global politics is retarded
Hm, what's that saying? The enemy of my enemy is my friend?

>>27872
You call them experts - I call them conspirators.

>>27619
So they caught up to the 1950's USA?
I find the idea of creating the M-28/M-29 Davy Crockett frankly hilarious (in a morbid kind of way). I can only imagine how the training would go:
>Here, if you spot enemy tanks, just launch this nuclear warhead at them.
>Wait, if it explodes this close to me, what about radiat..
>DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT. EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE.

>>27810

>why would China give them nukes?

China has a history of being generous with its nuclear technology.

How do you think Pakistan got nuclear weapons?

>>27800
Like you don't even know how to science Bitch.

>When it set off the Richter scale they measured just above the level of a dirty bomb.


Kek

>>27883
Really? You must be baiting. North Korea surely does not have the money for this shit.