‘Ecosexual’ professor spurs movement: Have sex with Earth

“Whether it’s masturbating with water pressure, using eco-friendly lubricant, or literally having sex with a tree — a person of any sexual proclivity who finds eroticism in nature, or believes that making environmentalism sexy will slow the planet’s destruction, can be ecosexual,” the magazine explained in its June article.

A feature published in August in Women’s Health Magazine added to the description.

“We chatted with Annie Sprinkle, Ph.D., and Beth Stephens, Ph.D., performance artists, ecosexual experts, and the authors of ‘The Explorer’s Guide to Planet Orgasm’ to get the scoop on this trend. They describe being ecosexual as this: ‘you don’t look at the Earth as your mother, you look at it as your lover.’ You also experience nature ‘as sensual, erotic, or sexy.’ This could mean anything getting off while writhing around naked in the mud to simply getting joy out of doing it in a hot tub or going on a naked hike,” the magazine reported.

Last November, a report it Breitbart also spotted the emerging trend. It cites part of Sprinkle’s and Stephens’ self-described “manifesto.”

The document states: “We make love with the Earth. We are aquaphiles, teraphiles, pyrophiles and aerophiles. We shamelessly hug trees, massage the earth with our feet and talk erotically to plants. We are skinny dippers, sun worshippers, and stargazers. We caress rocks, are pleasured by waterfalls, and admire the Earth’s curves often. We make love with the Earth through our senses. We celebrate our E-spots. We are very dirty.”

In an email to The College Fix, Stephens said she is inspired by living and working in Santa Cruz as well as growing up in West Virginia.

“I grew up around farmers, hunters, fishermen and miners. They all loved the earth and in fact, their health and livelihoods depended on loving the earth,” she told The Fix.

“Ecosexual art is an art project,” she added. “It really depends on the audiences’ reception as to whether it is cultural or political form of art. … An ecosexual is someone who loves the earth.”

> chair of the art department
Once again the art department finds innovative ways to make government funding disappear

>>175188
She's yucky.

>>175206
She is attracted to the earth not you.

>Students actually pay money to sit in a class for a semester and listen to this.

>>175203

You would not believe how many "chairs" and "administrators" we had in the biology department at my college, when I was an undergrad.

There was easily a 10:1 ratio of professors to student ratio for the high level classes.

Yet somehow none of them ever showed up to teach and only the graduate students taught all the classes.

>>175188
But can the plants consent? No? Then these people should be tried for rape.

>>175188
Liberalism is truly a mental disorder.

>>175189
>water pressure
huh I never knew shower heads with hoses were part of a ecological movement

>>175188
'eco' activists are so stupid. Nothing good ever comes from them and they only give people an excuse to hate the environment.
>Over the summer, Stephens also co-led an “Ecosex Walking Tour” in Germany
Of course it would be Germany.

>>175213
>someone decided these people did enough to not only warrant tenure but to chair a department

>>175188
This sounds like a great way to get an infection and win a Darwin prize

>>175188
>The event included workshops given by professors such as “Decolonizing Settler Sexuality” and “Academic Freedom In An Ecosexphobic World.”
make it stop

>>176010
Check your privilege shitlord these earth fuckers are clearly being oppressed.

>>175209
I don't think the Earth is attracted to her either

I jacked off in a coral reef once, does that count?

i wish that people like this would not exist

>>176010
Im brown and i want this to stop i swear to god sjws are going to rape me..
Oh god they are out side my dorm send help.

>>176139
If you stand still they can't see you.

>>176142
Oh god i blinked and they got me they held my hands and told me my waifu was a sign of white opression... i only have one option anons sepiku.
Godby cruel world.

>>176145
We will avenge you anon, sleep now!

>>176146
Sound of guts being spilt by pen knife followed by a thud .
>another anon has died in the war

>>176139
just call them racist. Nothing offends a white liberal more than being called a racist.