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BBC now in Ebonics: 5 Ways You Fit Get President Trump to Sack you

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E get one saying wey people dey talk wey be, "the more wey you dey go higher for life, the less friends you go get."
E be like say United States President, Donald Trump, don begin dey experience this kain thing.
No be everybody dey gree with the way Trump dey do things. E get some people wey don even talk their mind and wetin dem get in return? Sack letter!
Other people dey wey be say na resignation letter dem drop, say dem no wan follow Trump work again.
You dey reason how to chop sack letter from President Trump or you wan waka comot for President Trump job? This na some ways you fit do am sharp, sharp:
Follow Russia Ambassador Gist
Siddon gist with Russia Ambassador, Sergei Kislyak. Tell am say you go commot the sanction wey US put for Russia. If dem ask you, say you no follow anybody talk anything. Na sack letter you go collect sharp, sharp.
Tell reporter say your oga na 'craze person'
Call reporter for phone, tell am say your oga na "craze person." Tell everybody say you go fire them. Begin fight with your fellow White House staff. In fact, you fit no last 10 days before Trump go sack you.
No understand why your oga no understand the mata
Siddon there dey look as your oga dey dodge to talk the mata wey concern black people like you. Siddon there dey wait make your oga condemn people wey dey talk bad about other type of people. You fit resign if you no like wetin you dey siddon look.
You wan 'Repeat after me'
You see say something wey no good dey happen for Charlottesville but your President no talk wetin him suppose talk, just quietly repeat after another person and drop resignation letter for Trump table.
You think say sports beta pass politics
As person wey like sports business well-well, e fit happen say you no like all the plenty problem wey dey follow politics. No wahala, just follow your fellow ogas Brian Krzanich and Kenneth Frazier, tell President Trump say you no follow again for him manufacturing council.

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-40942731
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>E get some people wey don even talk their mind and wetin dem get in return? Sack letter!
Exactly right. Well said.
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>>171699
What fresh hell is this?
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IF DEM ASK YOU, SAY YOU NO FOLLOW ANYBODY TALK ANYTHING.
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>>171701
It's how Niggers talk. They made a language out of it.
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So this is pidgin English yeah, where in the sweet blue fuck is this taught I was under the impression that English was both a primary and secondary language in most parts of Africa.
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mfw there are people getting paid to do this shit
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>>171699
If someone can read that much pidgin English, why the fuck not just learn proper English and open a universe of possibilities for yourself.

No sane English speaker would want to deal with speaking, reading and writing that bullshit, but something like a job application filled out in proper english would be worth reading over.
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>>171701
LE M'ASK U SUMFIN
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>Ghana import 30 million condoms but dem no use am
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Reith would be turning in his grave if he could read this. The original remit of the BBC was to educate and entertain, and this mockery of the English language has done neither.
Also is it just me, or does anyone else find this highly racist?
What I mean by that is the BBC are pandering to a part of the population in the UK and the world that speaks this broken form of English instead of forcing them to read the alternative proper English and thereby improve their language and literacy skills as a result. Its as if this sort of behavior is evidence in action the bell curve effect, and just proves that the lefties who run these organisations are the real racialist.
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>>171859
How dare you nazi. Ebonics is a beautiful language and must be celebrated. And enough with the censorship. You can't ban an entire language.

We don already get one strong law wey bi cybercrime law, so I dey wonder wetin come make dem dey check our social media. I hope say dem no dey try to cage di opposition as dem dey prepare for di next election because this go dey very dangerous for country like our own ugga bugga bix nood..
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>>171859
They're treating Pidgin English as its own language, not as a broken form of British English. These people don't need to learn "proper English" because they technically already do.
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>>171707
no, it isn't by niggers, it isn't ebonics. pidgin is actually a lot more complex and sophisticated than nigger speak
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>>172419
I didn't notice anything sophisticated in this babbling
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>>172419
> pidgin is actually a lot more complex and sophisticated than nigger speak

It looks like Little Jacob from GTAIV talking. That nigga wasn't a rocket scientist. He sold weed and guns.
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Why are you artists so triggered by black people? Fuck sake you guys are pathetic.
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>>171859
Stop brining race into everything
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>>172424
>>172446
>I don't get it, must be bullshit

please just research pidgin, and how it has come to be. I personally enjoy trying to read it aloud.
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>>172487
Edge
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>>172558
It's a bastard mongrel language for people too retarded to speak real english.
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>>171699
Pidgin is a completely different language than eboncis
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>>172635
>Indian woman divorce husband because dem no get toilet
This sentence works perfectly fine in the detroit ghetto or in the nigerian jungle. Both ebonics and pidgin is retarded Nigger speak. Nothing more.
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>>172636
I don't know, I thought I could understand ebonics fine from African-American twitter posts, yet this is incomprehensible to me
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>>172637
DEM NO GET TOILET NIGGA
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>>172634
ebin meme my fellow /pol/ack, deus vult these fucking degenerates!!!!!
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>ebonics
>clearly says pidgin

I don't think you folks are in any position to complain about people not reading English.
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Wait what. The BBC is encouraging people to continue their retarded nigger speak instead of learning the real language?
Why? Are they trying to make sure that African immigrants stay unemployable?
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>>171701
HOL UP
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what the fuck? this looks like a /pol/tards caricature of the way black people talk, ebonics is just english with some slang thrown in
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>>172655
this, ebonics(which i wouldn't even classify as a language) is spoken by blacks WITHIN anglo countries, this spoken in non anglo countries
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>>172902
AAVE is an English in the U.S (even then it has regional differences) and each dialect within the Afro-diaspora in the new world is a separate dialect with it's own influences from different languages that it's residents speak.

>>172898
Ebonics isn't "some English with slang thrown into it at all". It's a separate dialect with ties to various other English dialects.
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>>172917
Still this article has nothing to do with ebonics. No idea why it was even posted.
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>>172917
AAVE is just something niggers made up because they are too fucking lazy to stay in school, and too fucking stupid to learn how to speak correctly.
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>>172948
Ebonics is often used as a general term for retarded Nigger speak.
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>>People in this thread are actually defending the retarded dialect of the modern negroidius retardius.
Sad to see what has become of this place.
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>>172634
and english is a bastard mongrel language for people too retarded to speak german/french/roman/etc.
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>>174858

This form of pidgin english is a well studied version of english spoken in remote pacific islands.

Everyone in this thread is a racist idiot.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaiian_Pidgin
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>>174865
>Globalists who want to unite the world under one culture are evil!
>Why the fuck can't these niggers just speak English, why do we have to keep fracturing the language?
This site is stupid and just wants to be superficially offensive because the people populating it are too stupid to have an actually intellectually controversial opinion. I don't mind pidgin English because I come here and read things that sound 10x as retarded in perfectly readable English.
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>>174887
Thanks anon that was actually really fun to read about.
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>>174889
So you're saying because you're so jaded you want to ruin it for everyone else?
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>>171699
I thought this was some out of touch /pol/tard exaggerating black slang, but it's legit wtf
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My Favorite pidgin article is this one about Mayweather stopping McGregor

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/sport-41065435

>By round 9, McGregor don use all im energy like mobile phone battery wey only 5% remain, the bone wey dey im leg even switch off.
>Dis na signal for Mayweather to commot imself from airplane mode enter normal and im begin to dey do like lion wey ready to chop.
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>>174889
You're dumb and defending the retarded dialect of intellectual midgets. Niggers are stupid and so is what they do to perfectly decent languages.
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Goddamn this pidgin language reminds me of that 2006 movie "Idiocracy."

>Americansatiricalscience fiction comedyfilm directed byMike Judge & starringLuke Wilson,Maya Rudolph, & Dax Shepard. The film tells the story of two people who take part in a top-secret military human hibernationexperiment, only to awaken 500 years later in adystopiansociety whereadvertising,commercialism, and culturalanti-intellectualismhave run rampant, & which is devoid ofintellectual curiosity, social responsibility, & coherent notions of justice &human rights.
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>>171861
Is Engrish OK too?
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