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COPS BEAT UP TEEN AFTER BANK TELLER MISTAKES HIS ERECTION FOR A PISTOL 2017-06-18 10:33:59 Post No. 150211
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COPS BEAT UP TEEN AFTER BANK TELLER MISTAKES HIS ERECTION FOR A PISTOL
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2017-06-18 10:33:59
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Detroit, MI | A 17-year-old teenager is now lying in critical condition at the Detroit Medical Center after he was believed to be attempting a holdup at the Detroit Liberty Bank and was shot at twelve times by police officers.
Jamal Freeman was brutally beaten by six police officers after trying to flee the scene until he surrendered and was arrested six blocks away report officials.
The 17-year-old, that miraculously survived the salvo of gun shots, currently lies in an artificially induced comatic state and has now officially been cleared of all charges of bank robbery.
Camera footage showed that the young man was apparently in full erection while waiting in line and thus confused the bank teller in thinking he was concealing a weapon in his pants.
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/cops-beat-up-teen-after-bank-teller-mistakes-his-erection-for-a-pistol/
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Better get those checkbooks out
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>>150211
lmao
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Ok got to the penis line this story seems fake. I should have guessed by the domain
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Because i have this dirty harry pistol dick in my jeans and it looks like a barrel.
He deserves every bit of cash he gets for this.
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>>150211
>http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/cops-beat-up-teen-after-bank-teller-mistakes-his-erection-for-a-pistol/
#FakeNews
Neither Google nor Bing news searches show anything about this.
(Mods/janitors, please delete this thread)
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aussies man theyre gold
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>>150220
If there's any janitors for this board I'll eat my left nut. The board itself still isn't working as intended; threads that are weeks, sometimes months old are still being bumped.
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Thank fuck it's fake because I laughed way too hard
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FAKE
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>>150211
>Be American
>Get sho---
oh, nevermind, apparently Detroit police can't aim for shit
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>>150349
No
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>>150211
Nice, лoл
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>>150401
Better than NYC in the not hitting innocent bystanders
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>>150211
I'd report this post, but it's interesting to see how many people on /news/ don't at least google an unfamiliar source website when a strange story like this pops up.
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>>150211
>http://worldnewsdailyreport
literally fake news, fuck off
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