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Kurt Eichenwald - Tentacle Porn Investigator 2017-06-09 04:14:56 Post No. 148065
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http://gizmodo.com/newsweek-writer-im-not-horny-im-just-researching-tent-1795930932
What we know to be true: Newsweek senior writer Kurt Eichenwald had a 212-page hentai comic called B-Chiku open on his computer.
We know this because Eichenwald accidentally left the tab open while tweeting a photo of his computer screen in an unrelated attempt to bark down an anti-semitic troll. While enjoying such reading material is his right, what followed was an excellent demonstration of how not to react after making such an error online.
Some 14 hours later, Eichenwald issued a rambling, four-part tweetstorm explaining why the tab was open in the first place, reproduced in full below:
Sigh. Ok, I’m a dumbass. Believe it or not, my kids & I were trying to convince my wife that “tentacle porn” existed. I tried to find some to show her it was real. But I couldn’t find any - & ended up w/ this. My family reads my twitter feed, so they know this is true. While hentai (until now, I thought it was called manga) was on screen as part of search to prove 2 my wife tentacle porn exists, what diff would it make? Seriously, while I don’t see the appeal of cartoon parn, porn is a multi-billion industry. Pple obviously look at it.
Out of respect for Eichenwald’s stated wishes, we won’t be reaching out to see if he enjoyed jerking it to B-Chiku.
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>>148065
I see you're a man of culture as well.jpg
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>>148065
Streisand effect is go
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>>148114
Wuts that
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B-chiku didn't even have tentacles
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The man's got some pretty good taste i m h o
Look at those tags
Big ass, big breasts, milf, teacher, swimsuit, bbw, impregnation, glasses, facesitting
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>>148065
Well, you can actually get araoused by watching a very good drawn sexy body, like those the pit blondes, most people wont admit it becouse they are insecure
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>>148169
It's more embarrassing that his excuse is that he was performing an investigation on behalf of his children and wife :/
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>>148156
>bbw
>facesitting
Its shit.
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>>148265
Lol
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>>148065
Hang in there, champ
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yfw kurt (((eichenwald))) is a hentai-masturbating degenerate
COME HOME KURT YOU BELONG HERE
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>>148353
>Hentai
>Degenerate
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>>148353
Is he, dare I say it, our (((goy))) ??
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>>148137
No one would give a shit about any of this had this ((((man of the Jewish faith)))) not continued to bring attention to it.
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B-Chiku is actually fairly good. I see no reason to try and bluff yourself out of this.
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>Distance
Not bad
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>>148065
>going full on "MOOOOMMMM I WASNT LOOKING IT WAS A VIRUS"
>not just owning it
What a creep
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But did he get past the panda?
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>>148065
He couldn't even FIND tentacle porn?
Not like its hard.
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>i wasnt fapping to anime porn
>i was looking for tentacle porn with my (adult) kids to show my wife
i truly cannot understand how anyone could ever think saying that was a good idea,
its so crazy i would almost believe it if it wasnt for the fact that tentacle porn is so easy to find.
heres the exact page he was on btw.
http://www.hentairules.net/2017/06/06/b-chiku-english-uncensored-212-pictures-by-distance-has-had-two-pages-corrected/#!parentId=167627
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>>148065
wtf I love Jews now??
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>>148506
>B-Chiku is not tentacle porn
>Not using AskJeeves and asking "does tentacle porn exist"
Pretty sure this guy is just tryna fap to some 2D smack
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Oh man this is great... we need to make 4chan corruption porn where 4chan fucks peoples minds with the internet turning them into slutty anons..
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>>148170
>behalf of his children and wife :/
this is grade A hilarious
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>>148555
but arent the slutty anons the ones that find 4chan?
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