Fat white trash crash

>>Four US citizens and an Australian pilot have died after their light plane crashed...kek

Yanks.. always shopping.

>>113540
Why all the anger friend

>>113546
lolz this is asstralias 911

Clearly the type of high-quality news stories that will bring /news/ back from the brink.

>>113540
Kraiki! An obese python! One of the most dangerous sneks in the whole world.

>>113565
I'm not your friend , bro.

>>113540
So Aussies can snackbar themselves too.

>>113540
>http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-39023903
They don't have to worry: the odds are in their favor that they won't die by plane crash.
It's too bad they don't have cockpit cameras: We could see if their odds comforted them when they knew they were going to die and accepted their karma with grace. Or if they panicked as animals.

>>113584
fukkenlol'd

>>113540
i agree. American are the fattest among their counterparts. sometimes i wonder how do they do normal chores? or they just hire a skinny person to do it.

>>114055
then they eat the skinny mexican after