Man says his 18.9-inch penis is a disability that forces him

The sheer size of Roberto’s penis causes him a number of health problems, including frequent urinary tract infections because not all his urine escapes his lengthy foreskin, and he keeps his colossal member wrapped in bandages to escape chaffing.

He is also unable to sleep chest down and has to put his penis on its own pillow to escape discomfort during the night.

An active sex life is also off limits for Roberto as his penis has too much girth to have intercourse.
He said: “Some people ask me if I put some condoms on it and the answer is: I cannot. I can never penetrate anyone because it is too thick."

While living in the USA, Roberto did attempt to have sex twice, but the first woman backed out as soon as she saw his penis and the other one had to stop because it was too painful.

Roberto says his penis is a “disability” and stops him working - forcing him to rely on food banks to survive.

He said: "I cannot wear a uniform like anybody in the companies and also I cannot get on my knees.

"I cannot run fast and so the companies think badly of me. They say that they will call me, but they never do."

According to Roberto, after initially dismissing his claim, the government has now recognised him as disabled.

He said: “Every four months they give me some economic assistance but it is not enough.

"I visit the food banks everyday to take my meals at 12 ‘o clock.”
An adult entertainment company offered to pay for a reduction, but Roberto refused and says his goal is to to meet the right woman - and possibly launch himself as a porn star.

He added: "I am happy with my penis and I wish to go back to the USA and spend the rest of my life over there.

"I don’t feel sad because I know in the USA there is a lot of women. One of them will be the right size for me.

"I would like to be a porn star and I think I would make a lot of money over there.

"And the people are not like over here, they are more liberal: they don’t care about what I have in my pants.”

Trumps wall wont stop him from pole vaulting in

>>101839
I would just tie it around my waist like a belt

might be fun to play with

like a really long stress ball

other than that it's useless

>I know in USA there is a lot of women. One of them will be the right size for me

This dude has America confused with planet Amazonia.

>wrapping some bands around his penis with some weights and trying to stretch it

what a fucking retard

>>101841
lel

>>101860
But it worked?

>>101853
>Not using it as a weapon.
He wouldn't even need to actually hit people with it. The threat of getting hit with a 18 inch donger would be a deterrent for just about anyone but the most depraved size queens.

>>101849
Kinda like a Saiyajin.

What would be a good partner for him? Perhaps a horse? Maybe a she-bear?

>>101875
he mangled his penis, can't get hard, can't have sex,...
So, yes?

Does your dong hang low,
Does it dangle to and fro,
Can you tie it in a knot
Can you tie it in a bow,
Can you toss it over your shoulder,
Like a continental soldier,
Does your dong, hang, low?

>>101839
What do you mean "unemployable"? I'm sure he can find plenty of opportunities at a fine pornographic film establishment.

Besides, he stretched it. Disability claim denied, Pedro.

>>102000
Read the article.

>Doctors have also been able to offer some insight in just how Roberto’s penis became quite so large - they say he has been stretching his penis with weights since his teens.
So it's not a meme that you can make your penis longer with various techniques ?

>>102047
>artificially increasing the size of your dick by putting weights to it
TINY
SPIC
PECKERS

>>102047
If you literally damage it, and let scar tissue grow, you can increase the size of your gond.
A regular penis isn't made of scar tissues, don't expect to be able to use said penis for anything but claiming disability rights.
Better have a small functional dick.

>>101840
>his penis gets it's own pillow

he's unenemployable because he's an absolute insane jerk.

it doesn't matter how big your dick is. if you're 50 and haven't found a slut who loves being fisted you are doing it wrong.

>>101859
No dipsheyt, white girls in murica stick 2liter coke bottles up thier crotch like nothing, not to mention all the ones that like fists up thier ass

dude could work at a call center.

>>102176
>Thank you for calling AT&T my name is Roberto, I have a 19 inch penor, and this call may be monitored for quality assurance purposes can you please state your problem and penis length?

>>101944
Biggest (un) natural dick in the world tho

daily reminder my humongous forces me to masturbate with two hands

>>101839
>>102038
okay..
>"He began with this enlargement since he was a teenager, wrapping some bands around his penis with some weights and trying to stretch it."

Still says the same thing as when I first read it, so i'll say it again, "Self inflicted. Claim dismissed, Pedro"

>>102692
LOL

Reminds me of this: https://i.imgur.com/fNtPjo9.jpg

The moral of this story is be careful what you wish for my friends

>>103975
lol

>>101841
underrated

>>101841
laughed so fucking hard

>>104066
Moral of the story is don't attach weights to your donger, being slightly undersize and working is better than being physically disabled.

I hate how people who intentionally disable themselves can apply for disability. That's like me chopping off my hand and then acting surprised when shit is harder to do.

>>102056
Weights + Stem cells = Massive diamond dong

Prove me wrong. Protip: You can't.

Also the weights explain length but not girth.

>>104527
Its actually different thickness' as you go down, someone did an outline somewhere.

>>101860
A retard with an 18.9 inch penis.

>>101839
Yeah go ahead and google this. Look at the X-ray of his dick. It's all nasty foreskin. You can see the head of his dick is only like 5 inches from body, then a massive length of stretched skin. Don't be fooled by how he wraps it to look like a megadick.

>>101839
>“He began with this enlargement since he was a teenager, wrapping some bands around his penis with some weights and trying to stretch it."

Well I'll be damned, it does work. And here I've been deleting all those emails.

>>101840
>I can never penetrate anyone because it is too thick

He should date porn stars.

>>101839
>a penis to big to have sex with

A blessing and a curse!

>>101839

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus

He's real.

>>101839
Why not be a pornstar? Even if it is too big to have sex with, there are certainly some professionals willing to try.

>>101849
>tie your washing pole on your waist
>have a random boner
>have your spine broken by your own penis

>>106096
The burro loves him . ..

>>105443
This.

Google his name and then check out the article from (sigh) cosmopolitan. It shows the x-ray and explains how his actual gland is about seven inches. The rest is foreskin.

I can't look at the pictures without imagining what it probably smells like.

Oh and another fun fact: he was deported from the US in 2011 for multiple convictions of indecent exposure.

He's nuts.

>>106608
>>105443

Holy shit, that makes the piss problem so much more disgusting. Basically pissing down a giant fleshlight every day and hoping it makes it all the way out.

>>101841
I'm laughing like a godamn retard now holy shit.

What a fucking tool man...

>>106246
He cant get an erection

>>101925
that tunnel the cartels dug underneat the USA-Mexican border

>>102692
kek