ITT: cancerous means of transportation

>>981367
ReCUMbent

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There are no cancerous machines.
Only cancerous societies.

>>981370
But they make the cancerous machines.

>>981374

symptoms are not diseases.

>>981377
Your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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>>981367

Donercycles, anybody?

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>>981367

>>981390
Looks like a plane I built in Kerbal Space Program

>>981390
Holy fuck I used to make these from Marlboro packs when I was a kid. I forgot how to make them though.

>>981387
The doner is probably the only person to walk away from that.

>>981468
I only made soccer shirts

>>981367
Folding bikes because a bunch of people bring them on the train but put them on the normal bike racks rather than fucking folding them up.

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>>981496
i-is that Dieter Zetsche?

(pic: literal cancermobile)

>>981496
The man on the left is the only one who could pull that off

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>>981367

>>981367
I love this vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USS95abE1uA

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>>981532
That bike is beautiful.

>>981536
Filename is accurate unless you live in permafrost

>>983400
>fatbikes are useless
Fatbikes can be used to ride pretty much anything. Including tarmac.
Sure, they're not the best bike for the job, but they are hardly useless.

>>981371
>>981367
I'm serious, people who own and use these things need to be slapped in the face multiple times

these are evidence of an absolutely depraved decadent society if I've ever seen one, I thought the Segway was bad when it came out but this... this is just appalling.

>>983765
it is less decadent than majority of people who drive SUV's and pick-up trucks if want to talk about waste of resources and depravity.

These boards are terrible though, even that they are called "hover" boards is terrible.

>>983400
fatbikes are designed for loose surfaces like sand and snow, so they are effective off-road bicycles.

Whether or not you would want to use them in such conditions is a different story.

>>981532
Is that a fucking foam pad on the top bar? Its like saying to the world, yea i know i am going to fall off and bang my balls because the only way i can break is back peddling.

>>981496
I hate these for the average citizen but I use one at work to survey beaches for ecological research. They're great for it and I love it. Saves me from walking literally miles with heavy gear. Pretty fun too.

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>>986932
It's just a fun little accessory, you autist.

>>986932
i always assumed it was for hasardous transportation of a passenger

>>986932
you don't sit on the top tube while waiting at red lights? casual af, fám.

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>>987459
not trackstanding at red lights is casual af tho

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>>987461
> Fucking seattubers

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>>986932
>break
Brake.

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The intensity of cosmic radiation may be 100 times greater flying than on the ground. It increases when we fly based on factors such as: the plane's altitude, the plane's proximity to the poles of the earth, the length of the flight, and the presence of solar flares. A polar crossing saves a lot of fuel costs but increases the radiation. A flight from Chicago to Beijing over the polar cap is estimated to give you the same dose of radiation as two chest X-rays.

>>987648
kek

>>987648
Can't they put lead roofs on planes?

>>987852
You're gonna carry that weight

>>987329
>fun little accessory
you are the autist

>>986932

It's actually for protecting the extremely valuable gaspipe frame when you lock it to signs in the city my friend

>>981492
whats wrong with folding bikes

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>>981492
>Folding bikes because a bunch of people bring them on the train but put them on the normal bike racks rather than fucking folding them up.

I've seen on locked up on a bike rack like a regular bike.

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Fliz

>>981500
hahahahaha

>>983768

At least the trucks and SUV's actually accomplish a level of functionality above walking.

That anon is right. There is something profoundly ugly about people wanting to have flashy motorized devices just to putz along at walking speed.

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>>981367