>be me
>be on first good road bike
>having a good time.jpg
>be going 45kmph on the descent
>see some leaves in a small pile
>nofucks.jpg
>intend to go through them
>secretpothole
>front wheel dives
>flip over bike into air
>hellodarknessmyoldfriend
>land in ditch/sewer
>suprised im not hurt too bad for about 3 seconds
>hear truck horn
>proceed to think about my bike location
>truck hits bike
>bike now in the air
>i see it coming in fast
>fml.gif
>hits me in face
>blood everywere
>cue 311
>1 month later
>recovered
>only moutain bike now
>makessense.jpg
>get hit by logging truck 2 month later
>fuck cycling
HTFU
mountain biking is much safer than road biking. give mountain biking a shot again.
>secretpothole
You might just have shit bike handling skills and an unsafe lack of spacial awareness
>>970558
I don't care much for bikes, but that greentext is 10/10 would read again. You win the game.
Why the fuck would you call 311 during an emergency?
>>970791
To tell them they ruined 'love song'
>you're deaf :the post