Charlie handed in his dime at the Kendall Square station
And he changed for Jamaica Plain
When he got there the conductor told him, "one more nickel"
Charlie couldn't get off of that train!
But did he ever return?
No he never returned and his fate is still unlearned (poor old Charlie)
He may ride forever 'neath the streets of Boston
He's the man who never returned
>>1089211
Why didn't Charlie's wife just hand him a nickel instead of a sandwich?
>>1089308
Because she only knows how to make sandwiches.